97 Absurd Reviews From Entitled People Who Clearly Don’t Understand How The World Works

On paper, the existence of reviews is a blessing. Thanks to all the people who take a few minutes to share their experiences—whether it’s a hotel stay, a restaurant meal, or an electronic purchase—we can make faster and more informed decisions about where to go and what to buy. How could there possibly be any downside to this?

Well, as it turns out, there can be plenty. If you’ve ever worked with the general public, you know that common sense isn’t exactly universal. Some people have terrible experiences for one simple reason: they’re terrible customers. And their reviews? Absolutely unhinged.

The subreddit r/EntitledReviews gathers some of the most audacious examples of this phenomenon. We’ve rounded up some of the worst offenders below—scroll down to witness the chaos.

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God Burn

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97 Absurd Reviews From Entitled People Who Clearly Don’t Understand How The World Works (New Pics)

God Burn

Livid For That Blooming Onion

One Star Review For Pride Flag

They Gave Me Too Much Food

Entitled Tourist Is Furious That Small-Town Auto Shop Won’t Fix His iPad On Wheels

Sunday Funday

Closed 3 Min Ago At Little Caesars

Wants To Declaw The Cat

We Remember You

Not “Barefoot” Friendly

! Here’s My Favorite Review Of All Time

Pickle Predicament

I Follow The Recipe Exactly*

Cave Can't Be Old Because I Said So

Great Response From The Owner

Maybe Show Up Before Last Swim Instead Of After It Next Time!

Now Who's Crying

Have A Blessed Day

That Poor Christian Family, Forever Traumatized

I'd Do The Same Thing

"Socialist Hateful Place"

Stay Away Creep!

I Want Boba

I Need Pizza On Christmas

Someone Had An Unanswered Floral Question At 3:30am

UV Tattoos

Plant Nursery, Not Cat Cafe

550 Days Later

This Could Be A Teaching Moment For Your Child But Instead

Blaming The Bartender For Your Drunk Driving

Woke Leftist Bookstore Review

48 Hr Work Week Not Good Enough For Them

Pet Owner Shaves Their Dog With A Human Razor

Why Can’t I Bring My Children To A Bar!? It Has Video Games!!!

Awesome

Entitled Parents

A Flag

What Are They Supposed To Do After Arriving 40 Min Early

Its Discrimination To Not Break The Law For Me!

Safe Travels Back To NC

I Wonder Why

Kids Throwing Rocks At Animals

He Claims Not To Know Her

My Local Goodwill Review

Friend Of The Bride

Americana?

42 Years Later

I Can't Stop Thinking About This

My Wife Is Having Surgery, But Why Didn't They Think Of Me, Her Bored Husband?

What Do You Mean You Can't Open At 4 Am?

Who Goes To An Italian Restaurant And Tries To Order Grilled Cheese Sandwiches?

21 Month Old

Goes To Cauliflower Restaurant But Dislikes Cauliflower

Hippa Violation

We Are A Retail Business

Don't Have A Cow Man

Missing A Little Bit Of Info

Never Heard Of This Discount Before

Screamed At

Msg Allergy

No Smoking

The Other Side Of The Story

Thank You For Making My Daughter Cry

Buttercream Icing

Has A Good Reason

Very Entitled Parent

He Didn’t Stick To The Script And Accordingly Say Thank You So… 1 Star

Where's My Ketchup

Entitled Reviewer Wants Baristas To Learn Their Place

Adult Lingerie Store

Too Woke

Thief

Just Crazy

I Am Really Afraid Of Men With Coloured Nails

It's Not Because You're Plus Sized

When Parents Leave Out The Rest Of The Story

*ipad Baby At Fine Dining Restaurant

Review For The Restaurant I Work At

Stay Open For Me!!!!