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Let’s get a few things straight, right out of the gate. Pets are not supposed to be your status symbols. They’re not meant to be something you brag about only because of how much they cost you. They’re not something you should be haggling over online. And they’re not supposed to be excuses for owners to bully others because they don’t cater to their every demand.

Our fuzzy, furry, and feathered friends are living, breathing, thinking, and feeling beings who deserve our love, care, and respect. Some owners focus on the wrong things.

Unfortunately, the simple fact is that the world isn’t a perfect place and there are plenty of entitled pet owners who view the animals under their care from very bizarre perspectives. Some might complain about the price of a pet being way too high/low. Others are picky to the point of madness. And still, others demand that the entire world bend to them and their pets’ every desire. And then they get all angry when they don’t.

We’ve collected some of the most egregious examples of delusional and entitled pet owners from the r/ChoosingBeggars subreddit, to show you how not to behave. Scroll down, but remember to hold on to your hats, it’s going to be a wild ride. You might want to cuddle your dog or cat once you reach the bottom of the list. Oh, and before we forget, here's a gentle reminder: don’t shop—adopt!

Bored Panda wanted to understand just how big of a responsibility it is to own a pet, as well as what the signs of a good pet owner are, so we reached out to Ingrid Johnson, a certified cat behavior consultant and the founder of Fundamentally Feline. She told us that a good pet parent is someone who educates themselves about what's involved in caring for a pet before adoption. Read on for our full interview with Ingrid.

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Old Lady Demands Free Therapy Dog

Old Lady Demands Free Therapy Dog

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According to cat behavior consultant Ingrid, when pet parents educate themselves before getting an animal, they ensure that they have the right resources (from time and money to actual physical space) to meet the pet's physical and environmental needs.

"They are also going to seek the help of qualified professionals to ensure they are providing the best possible standards of care," she said that pet owners should seek out the help of vets, behaviorists, as well as trainers.

"Cats are not the low maintenance pets they have been touted to be, they require attention, training, grooming and, in my opinion, a high standard of care to ensure quality of life," the founder of Fundamentally Feline stressed the fact that having a cat isn't as easy as some people think.

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    Also What Color Would You Like Your Dog To Be?

    Also What Color Would You Like Your Dog To Be?

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    #3

    Dogs Are Expensive - Even If Your Heart Is Full Of Love

    Dogs Are Expensive - Even If Your Heart Is Full Of Love

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    Jaekry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very same reason why IMHO rescue/shelter dogs/cats/whatever should not be without a donation fee. If you can't afford a donation fee of 100dollars (or another amount) for a dog, you have really should NOT be able to adopt at all.

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    We also spoke to Ingrid about empathy towards animals and what some people can do to increase it while also changing their perspectives on pets. The cat behavior consultant explained to Bored Panda that she'd tell someone who might treat pets as commodities to visit their local animal control.

    "Not even a rescue group, but a regular, municipal shelter. If more people submerged themselves into the darker side of the animal rescue world, fewer people would want to buy the fancy purebred and hopefully opt to adopt and save someone on death row," she said.

    "They will also learn that shelters and rescue groups are stocked with fancy purebreds that have been given up on for a variety of reasons. The only way to break the cycle is education. In my opinion, we should not continue to breed animals the way we have been (and making new, 'hybrid' breeds) when there are hundreds of thousands dying in shelters every year! Rescue one until there are none! Don't shop, adopt!" Ingrid urged anyone who's thinking of getting a pet to visit their local shelter.

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    #4

    I Tried To Give Away Two Harnesses That No Longer Fit My Dog. Did Not Go Well

    I Tried To Give Away Two Harnesses That No Longer Fit My Dog. Did Not Go Well

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    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's crying now", and my heart is pumping p**s water... Ugh, people!🙄

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    Someone Posted On Our Local Yard-Sale Site 2 Days Ago Requesting Emergency Help In Fostering A Dog For 2 Weeks While A Newly-Homeless Family Waited To Move Into Their New Home. I, A Complete Stranger, Offered To Home This Dog For Free....and This Is What I Get

    Someone Posted On Our Local Yard-Sale Site 2 Days Ago Requesting Emergency Help In Fostering A Dog For 2 Weeks While A Newly-Homeless Family Waited To Move Into Their New Home. I, A Complete Stranger, Offered To Home This Dog For Free....and This Is What I Get

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    #6

    Woman Looking For Someone To Walk Her Dog Every Day For Free Gets Called Out In The Comments For Asking Someone To Do It Free When She Charges People $20/H To Walk Their Dogs

    Woman Looking For Someone To Walk Her Dog Every Day For Free Gets Called Out In The Comments For Asking Someone To Do It Free When She Charges People $20/H To Walk Their Dogs

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    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could she even consider this? Why doesn't she walk her own dog, anyway?

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    There’s a lot that goes into caring for our animal buddies. We have to provide them with healthy food, water, a place to live, and ways to help keep them entertained. That’s on top of giving them enough snuggles to make all the other pets in the neighborhood jealous.

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    Some entitled owners might be focusing on the wrong things and completely ignoring what it is that their pet buddies actually need.

    One of the worst things that any owner can allow to happen to their pet is letting it become overweight. Obesity leads to a lot of health problems in our animal companions. For example, obese dogs have an increased risk of developing diabetes, cancer, heart disease, and hypertension.

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    What’s more, their joints wear out faster and they can develop urinary bladder stones. Their quality of life suffers immensely. That’s why it’s vital that their owners do everything in their power to provide them with a healthy diet and sufficient opportunities for movement.

    #7

    She Really Wants Him To Change His Dog Name, The Dog Came First

    She Really Wants Him To Change His Dog Name, The Dog Came First

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    #8

    My Friend Encountered The Worst Cb Tonight When Trying To Find Homes For Puppies That Her Dog Had

    My Friend Encountered The Worst Cb Tonight When Trying To Find Homes For Puppies That Her Dog Had

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, now, calm down. Come have a cuppa tea with Gertrude.

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    #9

    Trying To Rehome My Sisters Dog And I Get This

    Trying To Rehome My Sisters Dog And I Get This

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    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Because she's not willing to make a 40 minute drive with a dog that doesn't do well in cars, she's suddenly "unwilling to let him have a home?" Wow. That poster is indeed "clearly mentally unwell"!

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    Previously, Dr. Ernie Ward, the founder of the Association for Pet Obesity Prevention, explained to Bored Panda why exactly obesity is the biggest health threat to dogs and cats.

    “Dogs suffering from obesity have a much greater risk of developing arthritis, high blood pressure, diabetes, and cancer. Studies also show that dogs with obesity live about 2.5 years less than those at a healthy weight,” he told us.

    #10

    This Lady Demands The Neutering Of Two Free Puppies, Then Freaks Out And Claims That The Poster Doesn’t Know Anything About “Dog Breads”

    This Lady Demands The Neutering Of Two Free Puppies, Then Freaks Out And Claims That The Poster Doesn’t Know Anything About “Dog Breads”

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    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's rye, pumpernickel, sour dough, focaccia, and in your case, inbred.

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    #11

    Friend Showed Me This. Some Rando Wanted Her To Dog-Sit Just Because She Fosters Rescue Dogs

    Friend Showed Me This. Some Rando Wanted Her To Dog-Sit Just Because She Fosters Rescue Dogs

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    TmKhr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another really delusional person, and again I don't think people like them deserve dogs (or any other pets for that matter)

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    #12

    My Friend Adopted A Cat So I Want One Free And I Don't Care If He's Already Rehomed

    My Friend Adopted A Cat So I Want One Free And I Don't Care If He's Already Rehomed

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    Potty pagan panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for all the pets these idiots may come across. Seriously how pathetic can they be 😞

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    “More recent research proves that overweight or dogs with obesity have a lower quality of life, as reported by their pet parents. To put it bluntly, the fact is that dogs with obesity aren't able to live and enjoy their best lives, and we must do better,” he warned.

    “When people ask me if it's better for a dog or cat to have obesity, I tell them ‘neither.’ Obesity is a disease and, as a veterinarian, I swore an oath to prevent animal disease and suffering. My goal is to prevent pet obesity and I've spent the last twenty years researching and teaching nutrition and weight loss methods to committed veterinary professionals and concerned pet parents.”

    #13

    Free Dog On Buy Sell Trade Post

    Free Dog On Buy Sell Trade Post

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    #14

    Dog Park Karen Complaining Over The Size Of A Free Treat From Starbucks

    Dog Park Karen Complaining Over The Size Of A Free Treat From Starbucks

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    #15

    No Recommendation For Her Because She Went To A Funeral Instead Of Taking Care Of My Dog

    No Recommendation For Her Because She Went To A Funeral Instead Of Taking Care Of My Dog

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    James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I could have made such a polite and dignified response under those circumstances. Class

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    Dr. Ward explained to us the similarities and differences between dogs, cats, and humans when it comes to obesity. He noted that dogs and humans are similar when it comes to losing weight and moving towards a healthier lifestyle. Both are omnivores, both use similar metabolic energy sources, and both get a lot of benefit from aerobic activities like walking.

    “For dogs and humans, the weight-loss equation is about 60% to 70% diet and 30% to 40% physical activity. For cats, a species with different physiology and metabolism, it's about 90% diet and only 10% exercise,” he said.

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    $100 For Purebred/Designer Puppy. Justifies Price Because Humane Society's Adoption Fees Are $85, And Needs It For Emotional Support. Has Previously Adopted, Then Given Away Multiple Dogs Due To Housing Problems. So Many Red Flags

    $100 For Purebred/Designer Puppy. Justifies Price Because Humane Society's Adoption Fees Are $85, And Needs It For Emotional Support. Has Previously Adopted, Then Given Away Multiple Dogs Due To Housing Problems. So Many Red Flags

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    #17

    There Was A $75 Reward For A Lost Cat

    There Was A $75 Reward For A Lost Cat

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    #18

    “Draw My Brothers Dying Dog For Free, R*tard”

    “Draw My Brothers Dying Dog For Free, R*tard”

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is missing more than a few brain cells.

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    “The first step toward a healthier weight for your dog is to schedule an appointment with your veterinarian. They will first determine your dog's Body Condition Score (BCS), establish target weight loss goals and ideal weight, and calculate the number of calories you should feed each day,” the pet health specialist said that some dogs will need special therapeutic diets while other canines might only need to reduce the number of calories they eat each day.

    #19

    This Girl Posted An Exhaustive List Of Acceptable And Unacceptable Gifts For Her Dog's Birthday. Yes, Her Dog. Basically She Wants Money

    This Girl Posted An Exhaustive List Of Acceptable And Unacceptable Gifts For Her Dog's Birthday. Yes, Her Dog. Basically She Wants Money

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    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 14 guinea pigs... maybe we should also celebrate their birthdays to generate more income. What a great idea! /s Seriously: wtf? Is that a thing now?

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    #20

    “Please Watch My Poorly Trained Dog And Be Liable For My Home And Belongings”

    “Please Watch My Poorly Trained Dog And Be Liable For My Home And Belongings”

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be C👏R👏A👏Z👏Y enough to do that!

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    #21

    Imagine Asking People In A Generous Group For $200 To Throw Your Dog A Birthday Party...people Go Out Of Their Way To Give You Money In A Pandemic And You Post This? She Tried Saying Later That Since She Said “I’m Super Grateful” That It Excused Her Being Super Ungrateful. I Can’t Even Lie I’m Mad

    Imagine Asking People In A Generous Group For $200 To Throw Your Dog A Birthday Party...people Go Out Of Their Way To Give You Money In A Pandemic And You Post This? She Tried Saying Later That Since She Said “I’m Super Grateful” That It Excused Her Being Super Ungrateful. I Can’t Even Lie I’m Mad

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the smackdown. I'm muting you for seven days and no comments. That's effective on this sort. Seriously. No /s . This will tick them off Wish I could see it.

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    “Your veterinarian will also make sure there isn't an underlying medical condition or disease causing the weight gain and that it's safe to begin an exercise program. In general terms, a dog (and their pet parent) needs about 30 minutes of aerobic activity each day,” he said that walking is a great form of exercise because it’s efficient and easily accessible.

    #22

    Yes, You Definitely Need To Buy A Dog So Someone Else Can Watch Him 7 Days A Week For Free

    Yes, You Definitely Need To Buy A Dog So Someone Else Can Watch Him 7 Days A Week For Free

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I know! I know! 🙋🏼‍♀️ You, dear OP. Yes, Y.O.U

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    #23

    Giving Away A Cat On Facebook

    Giving Away A Cat On Facebook

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person that wishes death or harm against an animal shouldn't own one. Can't even spell cat right!

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    #24

    Anti-Vax Dog Mom Looking For A Groomer

    Anti-Vax Dog Mom Looking For A Groomer

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    Mary Catherine Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a total idiot! No groomer worth their salt would ever touch an unvaccinated Fur Baby. You get your Fur Baby vaccinated for their health, so they don't get really sick, and possibly pass away from something horrible, like rabies, which could have been prevented if the moron owner got their Fur Baby vaccinated!

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    “I prefer it [walking] to most other exercises because that's what dogs were designed to do best and most naturally. Plus, it's free! When walking, be sure to use a walking harness and not a neck or choke collar to prevent injury to the trachea or windpipe region of the throat and neck,” he told Bored Panda.

    According to the professional, dogs can lose from 3 to 5 percent of their body mass each month safely while they’re on a vet-supervised weight loss program.

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    “Donate Your New Car To Me Because I Don’t Want My Dogs To Trash My Own Car”

    “Donate Your New Car To Me Because I Don’t Want My Dogs To Trash My Own Car”

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    #26

    Sole Provider BF Generously Offers $600 For Unemployed GF To Get A New Dog, Apparently That’s “Not Enough”

    Sole Provider BF Generously Offers $600 For Unemployed GF To Get A New Dog, Apparently That’s “Not Enough”

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    #27

    I Wanted To Buy An Old Console For 50, And They Raised The Price $5 For Fees. I Agreed To Pay The New Price, Only To Have Them Raise It Another $5 To Save Their Dog

    I Wanted To Buy An Old Console For 50, And They Raised The Price $5 For Fees. I Agreed To Pay The New Price, Only To Have Them Raise It Another $5 To Save Their Dog

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    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And next they’ll cancel that offer and say they Need just a bitttt more because the vet costs are going to be so huge they can afford it…. As though another few dollars scamming this one person will make a difference.

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    “Younger and more active dogs may lose a little more, depending on the amount of exercise the pet parent can provide. The most important thing to do is to monitor the weight each month. If your dog isn't losing the appropriate amount of weight in three months, you need to change the strategy,” Dr. Ward said.

    #28

    Even Dogs Have Standards That Must Be Met

    Even Dogs Have Standards That Must Be Met

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    1Zs Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just....wow. I am curious as to where all these morons live...

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    #29

    Cb Thinks Paying 29 Cents For A Timbit (Donut Hole) Is Unacceptable If It's For A Dog

    Cb Thinks Paying 29 Cents For A Timbit (Donut Hole) Is Unacceptable If It's For A Dog

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    #30

    Dude Is Moving To New York And Wants Someone To Take Care Of His Pet For An Extended Time, Gets Mad When Someone Asks For Compensation

    Dude Is Moving To New York And Wants Someone To Take Care Of His Pet For An Extended Time, Gets Mad When Someone Asks For Compensation

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    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Communist hipster" made me laugh so much I've hurt my stomach muscles! It has Professor Farnsworth vibes.

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    “Weight loss is a dynamic and adaptive process, and dog parents must constantly evaluate what's working or not. The great news is that, unlike cats, most dogs can reach their target weight within six to nine months. Cats can only lose about a half-pound per month, meaning losing four pounds will take about eight months if all goes well.”

    #31

    I Can’t Afford A 3k Dog, So Just Give Me One For Free

    I Can’t Afford A 3k Dog, So Just Give Me One For Free

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if by some stroke of misfortune she gets the dog, who wants to bet she'll never take it to the vet?

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    #32

    Giving My Murderdog Who Killed A Cat... For 350!

    Giving My Murderdog Who Killed A Cat... For 350!

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    #33

    Won’t Take Her Dog To The Vet Until She Reaches Her Gofundme Amount. This Is How She Asks For Help

    Won’t Take Her Dog To The Vet Until She Reaches Her Gofundme Amount. This Is How She Asks For Help

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    Disgruntled Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T GET A PET IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD MEDICAL TREATMENT FOR THEM 🤬🤬🤬

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    #34

    I See These Posts Every Other Day On My Neighborhood Facebook Group. Bit Of A Pet Peeve When People Request To "Adopt" A Purebred Puppy Or Kitten. Persian Kittens Cost $2000

    I See These Posts Every Other Day On My Neighborhood Facebook Group. Bit Of A Pet Peeve When People Request To "Adopt" A Purebred Puppy Or Kitten. Persian Kittens Cost $2000

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    #35

    You Aren’t Allowed To Sleep At My House But I Expect You To Stay There For Five Hours Watching My Dog For Free

    You Aren’t Allowed To Sleep At My House But I Expect You To Stay There For Five Hours Watching My Dog For Free

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    Alexandra Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to bet that the house will have no food for the potential sitter to eat??

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    #36

    Call In Sick To Work To Watch My Dog For The Day

    Call In Sick To Work To Watch My Dog For The Day

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    #37

    In My City There’s A Cat Cafe That Has A Room With Cats Up For Adoption, Where You Can Play With Them And Have A Cup Of Coffee. Some People Don’t Understand These Proceeds Help Care For The Cats

    In My City There’s A Cat Cafe That Has A Room With Cats Up For Adoption, Where You Can Play With Them And Have A Cup Of Coffee. Some People Don’t Understand These Proceeds Help Care For The Cats

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    #38

    These Are The Type Of Dog Owners That'll Dump A Dog On The Side Of The Road After A Year When It's Not So Cute And Perfect Anymore

    These Are The Type Of Dog Owners That'll Dump A Dog On The Side Of The Road After A Year When It's Not So Cute And Perfect Anymore

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    #39

    Responsible Pet Ownership

    Responsible Pet Ownership

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    #40

    Person Offered Me There Dog For My Bike… What Should I Do?

    Person Offered Me There Dog For My Bike… What Should I Do?

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    Laura Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little beauty🥺 I really hope she's with an owner that's deserving of her love, affection, and sloppy kisses!

    #41

    Looking For Doggy Playdates, But Not Willing To Pay Anything Or Host The Dogs At My House. This Neighbor Seems Fun

    Looking For Doggy Playdates, But Not Willing To Pay Anything Or Host The Dogs At My House. This Neighbor Seems Fun

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    #43

    Was Mad That A Rescue Organization Who Spend Thousands And Can Barely Keep Up With Expenses Wouldn’t Give A Dog Away For Free

    Was Mad That A Rescue Organization Who Spend Thousands And Can Barely Keep Up With Expenses Wouldn’t Give A Dog Away For Free

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    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rescue's adoption fee for kittens is $125 this includes all age appropriate vaccinations and spay/neuter, meds, etc. We LOSE a average of $35/kitten, and that's taking 2020 numbers and not even factoring in 2021 that saw a record 12 kittens with eye surgery and 9 kittens getting a really expensive black market FIV medication. The rescue is private, volunteer and donation run, and they are afraid to raise prices because all the bigger local rescues that receive funding are charging the same.

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    #44

    Won't Be Paying A Lot For Taking Care Of My Dog. Don't Worry, At Least You Get Cuddles

    Won't Be Paying A Lot For Taking Care Of My Dog. Don't Worry, At Least You Get Cuddles

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    #45

    I Deserve A Free Dog Because The Shelters Are Just Going To Put Them Down Anyways

    I Deserve A Free Dog Because The Shelters Are Just Going To Put Them Down Anyways

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like vaccinations and dewormings cost money....

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    #46

    I’m Completely Broke And Can’t Afford To Care For A Dog, But Can I Please Have A Puppy For Free?

    I’m Completely Broke And Can’t Afford To Care For A Dog, But Can I Please Have A Puppy For Free?

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    Elsie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Mercedes wouldn't go bankrupt by giving me just one of their cars.

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    #47

    Not Mine But Dude Literally Refuses To Return A Missing Family's Cat. Cat Has Not Been Returned And There Is A Facebook Post Leaking His Number Asking For The Public To Help

    Not Mine But Dude Literally Refuses To Return A Missing Family's Cat. Cat Has Not Been Returned And There Is A Facebook Post Leaking His Number Asking For The Public To Help

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    #48

    ‘Give Me A Purebred Dog That Could Easily Go For $1300 For Free!!’

    ‘Give Me A Purebred Dog That Could Easily Go For $1300 For Free!!’

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    Danielle Gibbs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who breed and own pugs and other short muzzle.breeds are a million times worse than people that ask for free dogs

    #49

    Local Pet Shop Gives Dogs In Shop Free Treats. Not Good Enough!

    Local Pet Shop Gives Dogs In Shop Free Treats. Not Good Enough!

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    #50

    I'm Here For A Free Pet. Can You Do All The Work, Though?

    I'm Here For A Free Pet. Can You Do All The Work, Though?

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    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, would you like to interview the dogs over facetime too?!

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    #51

    Pay Me To Pet Sit My Dog

    Pay Me To Pet Sit My Dog

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    #52

    Asking For Free Pets Is One Thing

    Asking For Free Pets Is One Thing

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not looking for a cat, looking for a fashion accessory.

    #53

    I Want A Pet For Next To Nothing, You Need To Cover All The Expenses

    I Want A Pet For Next To Nothing, You Need To Cover All The Expenses

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    1Zs Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really need to find good homes for the dogs that need it and stop breeding more dogs for ones own greed. It's a sad state when dogs go unwanted and people continue breeding.

    #54

    Free But No Shelter Pets

    Free But No Shelter Pets

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    #55

    Just Happened A Few Minutes Ago, Hope This Belongs. (They Wanted Someone To Watch Their 2 Dogs For 2 Months)

    Just Happened A Few Minutes Ago, Hope This Belongs. (They Wanted Someone To Watch Their 2 Dogs For 2 Months)

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    #56

    Because Walgreens Is In Charge Of Feeding Your Dogs?

    Because Walgreens Is In Charge Of Feeding Your Dogs?

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    kathryn stretton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have treats in your pocket, like most people do! Cheapskate.

    #57

    Free Cat

    Free Cat

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    #58

    Want To Buy Things For My Cats?! I Can't Afford It Myself, But I Want You To Get Them Expensive Stuff. Did I Mention I'm Adopting Another Cat I Want You To Shop For?

    Want To Buy Things For My Cats?! I Can't Afford It Myself, But I Want You To Get Them Expensive Stuff. Did I Mention I'm Adopting Another Cat I Want You To Shop For?

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The audacity of some people is astounding! Cat toys are like £1-2 or cheaper at the £1 store where you can get like a 6 pack of toys for £1. Plus I see plenty of cat trees on fb marketplace for free/ mega cheap! If you can't afford a couple of ££ on some cat toys (let's face it they don't need many, they can only play with 1 at a time after all!) then you shouldn't have cats and really shouldn't be getting new ones!! I feel so sorry for these cats and look at my fur babies and remind them how lucky they are.

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    #59

    Lady Wants Someone To Pay Her For The Privilege Of Looking After Her Pets For A Month ?

    Lady Wants Someone To Pay Her For The Privilege Of Looking After Her Pets For A Month ?

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    #60

    Cb Spent All His Money On His Pets And Is Hungry. Neighbors Offer Him Food And He Declines For Cash Instead

    Cb Spent All His Money On His Pets And Is Hungry. Neighbors Offer Him Food And He Declines For Cash Instead

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    Fabian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's harder to trade food for booze/cigarettes.

    #61

    Hear Me Out

    Hear Me Out

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d really like to see this turn out positively for lonely, elderly folks who’d appreciate some companionship from time to time.

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    #62

    You Bring Me Dog Now

    You Bring Me Dog Now

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    #63

    Give Me Free Dog...aye No Bother

    Give Me Free Dog...aye No Bother

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    #64

    A Hamster Cage, That's Free....just Wow

    A Hamster Cage, That's Free....just Wow

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    Fabian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is wrong with people? I mean if someone is already giving this stuff away for free, how can you expect them to deliver it as well?

    #65

    Cb Is Willing To Pay $2.23 An Hour For A Full Time Pet Sitting Gig

    Cb Is Willing To Pay $2.23 An Hour For A Full Time Pet Sitting Gig

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    #66

    Started A Small Side Hustle Of Doing Really Cheap Pet Portraits (6-10$) While I’m Out Of Work Because Of The Pandemic But Still Get Messages Everyday From People Asking For One For Free

    Started A Small Side Hustle Of Doing Really Cheap Pet Portraits (6-10$) While I’m Out Of Work Because Of The Pandemic But Still Get Messages Everyday From People Asking For One For Free

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    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn people got no shame. So many on this list are so rude and I can’t even imagine begging for anything for MY animals! Sad that some ppl believe it’s free to own a pet (I’m sure they would not even bother going to a vet if the pet became sick.)

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    #67

    I Want An Expensive, Purebreed Dog But I'm Not Willing To Pay For It

    I Want An Expensive, Purebreed Dog But I'm Not Willing To Pay For It

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    #68

    How Silly Of Me To Assume You Needed A Cat Sitter, I Wonder How I Came To That Conclusion!

    How Silly Of Me To Assume You Needed A Cat Sitter, I Wonder How I Came To That Conclusion!

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand?! Someone please explain what they're after?

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    #69

    Choosing Beggar Wants You To Pay To Watch Their Dogs

    Choosing Beggar Wants You To Pay To Watch Their Dogs

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    1Zs Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't so bad..$100 for a two week stay somewhere. Still seems a bit entitled but for the right person, win win...

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    #70

    This Girl Used The Death Of Her Dog As A Means For Me To Bring Her Food

    This Girl Used The Death Of Her Dog As A Means For Me To Bring Her Food

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    #71

    Just Got Sent This Via Instagram From A Page That Has 200 Followers. Seems Like A Way To Get Free Portrait Of Your Dogs Disguised As A Competition

    Just Got Sent This Via Instagram From A Page That Has 200 Followers. Seems Like A Way To Get Free Portrait Of Your Dogs Disguised As A Competition

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    #72

    You Didn’t Adopt My Pet? Well My Kid Killed It. Which Is Your Fault. And I Want Some Money

    You Didn’t Adopt My Pet? Well My Kid Killed It. Which Is Your Fault. And I Want Some Money

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like her kid squashed it because it's either too young or not well behaved enough to hold a small animal gently. I hope it bit him really hard

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    #73

    Gave A Donation For Shelter Volunteers To Draw Their Pet, Complains When It's Not On Paper When The Shelter Said It Could Be Graphic Art Beforehand

    Gave A Donation For Shelter Volunteers To Draw Their Pet, Complains When It's Not On Paper When The Shelter Said It Could Be Graphic Art Beforehand

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    #74

    Donate $500+ Exotic Pets To Me But You Need To Be Close. I Ain't Driving

    Donate $500+ Exotic Pets To Me But You Need To Be Close. I Ain't Driving

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    #75

    I’d Love To Watch Your Dog For Like $2 An Hour!

    I’d Love To Watch Your Dog For Like $2 An Hour!

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    btaglln
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ... If you are at home or telework it does not seems like a too bad deal ...

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    #76

    You Didn’t Have A “Good Experience” With Free Long-Term Pet Sitting? Shocking

    You Didn’t Have A “Good Experience” With Free Long-Term Pet Sitting? Shocking

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    #77

    Wants Dog For Free And You Have To Bring It To Them! Additional Child Guilt Trip Too

    Wants Dog For Free And You Have To Bring It To Them! Additional Child Guilt Trip Too

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    #78

    Lady Wants 5+ Acres For Free To Run An Animal Rescue, But Refuses To Foster Animals Because She Already Has A Couple Dogs

    Lady Wants 5+ Acres For Free To Run An Animal Rescue, But Refuses To Foster Animals Because She Already Has A Couple Dogs

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    #79

    Need Someone To Watch My Pet For The Week Of Thanksgiving, During A Pandemic, And For Only $40

    Need Someone To Watch My Pet For The Week Of Thanksgiving, During A Pandemic, And For Only $40

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    btaglln
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well again ... I do not find that too disturbing ... It can be a teenager first job. I would have done it

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    #80

    Wants A Psychic Dog

    Wants A Psychic Dog

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    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the crystal ball and tarot cards come included or is it a separate fee with the psychic dogs? Can you level up to a psychic/telekinetic dog so they can just float the needed inhaler/other items straight to your waiting hand? Or best of all, a psychic/telekinetic/laying on of paws healing dog???