65 People With Main Character Syndrome Didn’t Get Special Treatment, So They Left A Nasty Review (New Pics)
Thanks to the internet, consumers have more power than ever to tell the rest of us about their experiences — good or bad. But giving everyone a microphone means entitled people get one too. And some people feel zero shame leaving a scathing one-star review for the most ridiculous reasons imaginable.
For instance, the person who showed up at a restaurant after closing time, then threw a total fit online because staff wouldn’t cook for them. Or the home baker who swapped out vegetable oil for applesauce, only to publicly trash the recipe when their brownies turned to complete mush.
These complaints are so out of touch that an entire online community, r/EntitledReviews, exists just for people to share and mock them. Bored Panda rounded up the most ridiculous customer reviews that show how petty people get the second things don’t go their way.
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Burn
Great Response From The Owner
Surrendering A Pet
One bad online review can make us rethink a dinner plan, a haircut, or even a doctor’s visit. Nowadays, nearly nine out of ten shoppers read what other people have to say before buying anything. A study found that about 58% of consumers would pay more to support a company with good reviews. This means that brands care about product reviews as much as consumers.
To build real trust, a business usually needs at least 40 good reviews. But getting satisfied customers actually to leave feedback is surprisingly hard.
Have A Blessed Day
the people who made protective gear a dog whistle to spread h8 are the ones who made their teenage rebellion their Adult Personality. Have a friend with OCD who is constantly harassed over this BullShee, thanks Maga
Wants To Declaw The Cat
I Need Pizza On Christmas
As it turns out, most people are simply wired to talk about the bad stuff. Software company Zendesk found that 95% of people share negative experiences, compared to 87% who share good ones.
Unhappy customers also spread the word to larger groups. Over half tell more than five people about a bad encounter, while only a third do the same for a good one. Social media follows the same pattern, with people posting far more often about things that went wrong.
When Mil Fell In The Mud
Remember years ago when Ozzy and Motley Crue toured together? Ozzy was on Bark at the Moon and the Crue just came out with Shout at the Devil. I slid down an entire, long, muddy embankment walking into the venue. Spent the entire concert caked head to toe in mud. Surprised they let me in. Girlfriend, not impressed. I suppose it created a subterfuge for the giant bag of joints in my pocket...
What Do You Mean You Can't Open At 4 Am?
They Gave Me Too Much Food
Dang, if I arrive at a food establishment and they tell me the kitchen is closed I just apologise and leave! There must be something wrong with me.
Our brains process bad experiences much more deeply than good ones, so negative feelings stick around longer and feel way more urgent. By the time someone leaves a store, a happy customer might have already moved on with their day, while an angry customer is still steaming and ready to vent online.
As Thrive’s senior reputation manager Tim Clarke points out, people leave plenty of good reviews overall, but they usually need a nudge to do it. “Many positive reviews are solicited, but unhappy people are probably 10 times more likely to write a review than happy customers without any prompting.”
I Want Boba
Gurl, Bye
We Remember You
I don't agree, that;'s my choice, but if you ask for extra, why would you complain at getting extra?
Load More Replies...Your kids were upset because they forgot to bring their Nintendos? lol, that says all I need it know about your parenting skills 🙄
What makes these reviews so fascinating isn’t just the ratings, it’s how wildly dramatic some of them can be.
They’ve become a kind of internet joke in their own right.
There’s even a long‑running series of videos where professional actors give hilariously over‑the‑top readings of one‑star Yelp reviews, poking fun at how emotional some people get about their experiences.
These clips — first popularized by the group ‘Gotta Kid to Feed’ and resurfacing online again and again — went viral because they take everyday gripes and treat them like Shakespearean tragedy.
Whether it’s a furious bagel review or a complaint about a bird attack after lunch, some reviews are so dramatic and oddly specific that they feel less like feedback, more like comedy.
What Is Wrong With People?!
Bye Bye Ex Customer
I recall from when I lived in the UK, more than 25 years ago, that Indian take-aways, and then deliveries, had got into the habit of providing some 'free' extras, which were quite clearly displayed on the menu, like orders over ten pounds would get a free naan bread, or an onion bhaji, orders over 20 also a free chicken tikka starter, that sort of thing. We always used to deliberately over-order to get them also to have more left-overs for the next night. Never would have expected something that wasn't stated on the menu though.
Someone Had An Unanswered Floral Question At 3:30am
Viral videos on TikTok also show users recreating old Yelp rants, acting out every dramatic pause and gesture while reading real reviews word for word.
Staff at restaurants have also been filmed reading their own meanest customer reviews aloud, and Reddit threads are full of quotes so bizarre they’ve become memes.
Singer and comedian Grace Hayes turns real one-star Yelp complaints about fast-food joints into songs and posts them on social media.
Plant Nursery, Not Cat Cafe
It’s My Birthday And I’ll Be Unreasonable If I Want To
Tell me you’re a childish a*****e by calling your birthday your “special day.” After 21, there are no “special days” anymore unless you’re “special,” in which case you’re perpetually a child, and that’s a much bigger problem than expecting people to kowtow to you and delight you on the anniversary of your birth.
Adult Acted Like A Child
Reading online reviews can feel like watching a highly entertaining dumpster fire. But for small, newly opened businesses, dealing with entitled customers is incredibly damaging.
One 2020 study found that an early bad review can turn customers away in the long term, and that review platforms have an inbuilt bias toward popular restaurants.
The real problem is that some people have absolutely no idea what actually goes on in the service industry. For example, running a restaurant involves immense stress and chaotic rushes. Yet, entitled reviewers act like self-appointed food critics who expect every tired worker to be completely flawless. It is an impossible standard, and these customers refuse to cut staff even a tiny bit of slack.
Most of these demanding customers will never understand the brutal behind-the-scenes reality. They might get the one slightly overcooked steak out of a hundred perfect ones served that night. Instead of just politely letting the waiter know, they immediately run online to leave a devastating one-star rant over a minor slip-up.
I Can't Stop Thinking About This
Why Can’t I Bring My Children To A Bar!? It Has Video Games!!!
Parent Needs To Reenroll In School I Guess
For a conspiracy theorist who knows all the secret facts 'they' dont what you to know about! (Please talk to some if you feel thisway)
Unfortunately, this lack of empathy has real-world consequences. Search algorithms often latch right onto that specific angry review. Before long, that petty complaint is the very first thing anyone sees when they look up the business. An entire team’s hard work, and potentially their livelihood, can easily be ruined just because one entitled person decided to throw a tantrum.
As you scroll through these wildly dramatic reviews, ask yourself: how many times have you almost let a minor inconvenience ruin someone else’s day?
Enjoy the pure absurdity, cringe at the entitlement, and maybe think twice before you submit your next online rant.
Entitled Parents
Not “Barefoot” Friendly
Can't Even Get The Facts Straight
The Owner Was Not Having It
Sunday Funday
Always check for toilet tissue before you pull down your trousers and commit to that dump
"Gentleman"
48 Hr Work Week Not Good Enough For Them
Reviewer Struggles With The Concept Of A Store Being Closed
Possible Time Traveler Is Indignant That They’re Not Allowed To Smoke At The Coffee Shop
Cave Can't Be Old Because I Said So
Imagine tour guides giving accurate information. The horror.
Closed 3 Min Ago At Little Caesars
I Have To Buy Everything I Pick At A U-Pick Farm?!
she would rather watch it burn than practice restraint and personal responsibility
Imagine Complaining About This…
Review For My Local Bookstore
Maybe you ought to go to a library if you want the option to return the book if you didn’t enjoy it?
Now Who's Crying
This always gets me. The own it to the libs crowd always cry the biggest loudest tears over the consequences of their own actions. Just get a shirt that says my life s***s and im looking for someone to take it out on so i feel better about my hopeless situation.
Full Service Restaurant (Not Even A Coffeehouse)
Why don’t people understand what “trespassing” means any more? Every day, I see videos of people who think they have a “right” to be in a private building (a restaurant, an airport, a library, a parking lot, etc) and make eardrum-piercing noises about these “rights,” and will lie down on the floor so they’re impossible to move? So these imbeciles wanna take up a table, refuse to move, and won’t leave a niggardly tip for having interrupted peoples’ meals? I’m thinking about some sci-fi movies where cyborgs roam and automatically penalize people for all manner of crazy things and they suddenly don’t seem so crazy anymore. Imagine the cyborgs automatically removing fines from peoples’ accounts when they can’t behave properly; it’ll make you smile now, where in the movie, it was simply funny.
I Follow The Recipe Exactly*
Can't Wait In Line
I went to the museum to see a special exhibition. It was free but you still had to go get a ticket so they could keep track of visitor numbers and such.
Woke Leftist Bookstore Review
This Is A Cocktail Bar With No Food
UV Tattoos
I’ve Been Opening And Ruining Products For Years. If You Don’t Want Me Doing That, Put Up A Sign
Friend Of The Bride
Pickle Predicament
Review Of An Independent Bookstore
550 Days Later
Letting Their Dog Drink Out Of Restaurant Glassware
Maybe Show Up Before Last Swim Instead Of After It Next Time!
That Poor Christian Family, Forever Traumatized
How insensitive! Your children must have been traumatised knowing that humans do this thing called "dating".
My Wife Is Having Surgery, But Why Didn't They Think Of Me, Her Bored Husband?
Never Heard Of This Discount Before
Screamed At
Cart And The Quarter
Mad About Her Own Miscommunication
Hi Karen
It Was Not Their Pleasure
A Flag
Is that how you get rid of these people a beam of gay and they just leave
1st World Problems
He Didn’t Stick To The Script And Accordingly Say Thank You So… 1 Star
Unless it was sarcastically or condescendingly I see no reason why saying I will would be rude
She Only Wants To Shop At Stores Where Her Child Can Leave Bodily Fluids On The Product
Spoongate
Bear in mind, restaurant staff - this person can't even spell "dining" right. Hopefully that's a comfort.
A Burqa Was Necessary Info Because
As a writer who's been publishing for a very long time, this kind of person makes me cringe so hard. This is the attitude and behaviour you get from the kinds of "authors" who think their self-published twelve book series about a vampire finding love with a gremlin who works at the cheese factory for 1,000 pages of hopelessly padded out prose full of spelling errors is going to make them famous if they just push hard enough because OBVIOUSLY their genius isn't being appreciated in their time.
How Dare They
Review For The Restaurant I Work At
This one doesn't belong, at least, not based on the info provided here. The reviewer has interpreted what they witnessed as the staff deliberately avoiding and providing minimal service to a group of patrons because they were disabled. If correct, that is a valid complaint; it is discriminatory and disgraceful. Now, there might be a reasonable explanation; perhaps these are regular customers and the staff know their routines and how they are comfortable interacting, and tailor the service to those needs. If that is the case, however, the poster (who claims to be an employee) has not offered that clarification (at least, not in what we are seeing here).
These people generally were jerks before they even walked in the door...
h8 and judgement of things that have no consequence now...but spreading h8 and judgement will have consequences far into our future
These people generally were jerks before they even walked in the door...
h8 and judgement of things that have no consequence now...but spreading h8 and judgement will have consequences far into our future
