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Thanks to the internet, consumers have more power than ever to tell the rest of us about their experiences — good or bad. But giving everyone a microphone means entitled people get one too. And some people feel zero shame leaving a scathing one-star review for the most ridiculous reasons imaginable.

For instance, the person who showed up at a restaurant after closing time, then threw a total fit online because staff wouldn’t cook for them. Or the home baker who swapped out vegetable oil for applesauce, only to publicly trash the recipe when their brownies turned to complete mush.

These complaints are so out of touch that an entire online community, r/EntitledReviews, exists just for people to share and mock them. Bored Panda rounded up the most ridiculous customer reviews that show how petty people get the second things don’t go their way.

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Surrendering A Pet

Surrendering A Pet

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    Great Response From The Owner

    Great Response From The Owner

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    They Gave Me Too Much Food

    They Gave Me Too Much Food

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    One bad online review can make us rethink a dinner plan, a haircut, or even a doctor’s visit. Nowadays, nearly nine out of ten shoppers read what other people have to say before buying anything. A study found that about 58% of consumers would pay more to support a company with good reviews. This means that brands care about product reviews as much as consumers.

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    To build real trust, a business usually needs at least 40 good reviews. But getting satisfied customers actually to leave feedback is surprisingly hard.

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    Wants To Declaw The Cat

    Wants To Declaw The Cat

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    Gurl, Bye

    Gurl, Bye

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    Entitled Parents

    Entitled Parents

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    As it turns out, most people are simply wired to talk about the bad stuff. Software company Zendesk found that 95% of people share negative experiences, compared to 87% who share good ones.

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    Unhappy customers also spread the word to larger groups. Over half tell more than five people about a bad encounter, while only a third do the same for a good one. Social media follows the same pattern, with people posting far more often about things that went wrong.

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    I Need Pizza On Christmas

    I Need Pizza On Christmas

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    I Want Boba

    I Want Boba

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    Plant Nursery, Not Cat Cafe

    Plant Nursery, Not Cat Cafe

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    Our brains process bad experiences much more deeply than good ones, so negative feelings stick around longer and feel way more urgent. By the time someone leaves a store, a happy customer might have already moved on with their day, while an angry customer is still steaming and ready to vent online.

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    As Thrive’s senior reputation manager Tim Clarke points out, people leave plenty of good reviews overall, but they usually need a nudge to do it. “Many positive reviews are solicited, but unhappy people are probably 10 times more likely to write a review than happy customers without any prompting.”

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    What Do You Mean You Can't Open At 4 Am?

    What Do You Mean You Can't Open At 4 Am?

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    Parent Needs To Reenroll In School I Guess

    Parent Needs To Reenroll In School I Guess

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    When Mil Fell In The Mud

    When Mil Fell In The Mud

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    What makes these reviews so fascinating isn’t just the ratings, it’s how wildly dramatic some of them can be.

    They’ve become a kind of internet joke in their own right.

    There’s even a long‑running series of videos where professional actors give hilariously over‑the‑top readings of one‑star Yelp reviews, poking fun at how emotional some people get about their experiences.

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    These clips — first popularized by the group ‘Gotta Kid to Feed’ and resurfacing online again and again — went viral because they take everyday gripes and treat them like Shakespearean tragedy.

    Whether it’s a furious bagel review or a complaint about a bird attack after lunch, some reviews are so dramatic and oddly specific that they feel less like feedback, more like comedy.

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    Someone Had An Unanswered Floral Question At 3:30am

    Someone Had An Unanswered Floral Question At 3:30am

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    Can't Even Get The Facts Straight

    Can't Even Get The Facts Straight

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    Possible Time Traveler Is Indignant That They’re Not Allowed To Smoke At The Coffee Shop

    Possible Time Traveler Is Indignant That They’re Not Allowed To Smoke At The Coffee Shop

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    Viral videos on TikTok also show users recreating old Yelp rants, acting out every dramatic pause and gesture while reading real reviews word for word.

    Staff at restaurants have also been filmed reading their own meanest customer reviews aloud, and Reddit threads are full of quotes so bizarre they’ve become memes.

    Singer and comedian Grace Hayes turns real one-star Yelp complaints about fast-food joints into songs and posts them on social media.

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    Sunday Funday

    Sunday Funday

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    Closed 3 Min Ago At Little Caesars

    Closed 3 Min Ago At Little Caesars

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    #18

    Not “Barefoot” Friendly

    Not “Barefoot” Friendly

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    Reading online reviews can feel like watching a highly entertaining dumpster fire. But for small, newly opened businesses, dealing with entitled customers is incredibly damaging.

    One 2020 study found that an early bad review can turn customers away in the long term, and that review platforms have an inbuilt bias toward popular restaurants.

    The real problem is that some people have absolutely no idea what actually goes on in the service industry. For example, running a restaurant involves immense stress and chaotic rushes. Yet, entitled reviewers act like self-appointed food critics who expect every tired worker to be completely flawless. It is an impossible standard, and these customers refuse to cut staff even a tiny bit of slack.

    Most of these demanding customers will never understand the brutal behind-the-scenes reality. They might get the one slightly overcooked steak out of a hundred perfect ones served that night. Instead of just politely letting the waiter know, they immediately run online to leave a devastating one-star rant over a minor slip-up.

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    #19

    The Owner Was Not Having It

    The Owner Was Not Having It

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    #20

    It’s My Birthday And I’ll Be Unreasonable If I Want To

    It’s My Birthday And I’ll Be Unreasonable If I Want To

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    "Gentleman"

    "Gentleman"

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    Unfortunately, this lack of empathy has real-world consequences. Search algorithms often latch right onto that specific angry review. Before long, that petty complaint is the very first thing anyone sees when they look up the business. An entire team’s hard work, and potentially their livelihood, can easily be ruined just because one entitled person decided to throw a tantrum.

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    As you scroll through these wildly dramatic reviews, ask yourself: how many times have you almost let a minor inconvenience ruin someone else’s day?

    Enjoy the pure absurdity, cringe at the entitlement, and maybe think twice before you submit your next online rant.

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    48 Hr Work Week Not Good Enough For Them

    48 Hr Work Week Not Good Enough For Them

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    Why Can’t I Bring My Children To A Bar!? It Has Video Games!!!

    Why Can’t I Bring My Children To A Bar!? It Has Video Games!!!

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    #24

    Reviewer Struggles With The Concept Of A Store Being Closed

    Reviewer Struggles With The Concept Of A Store Being Closed

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    550 Days Later

    550 Days Later

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    Cave Can't Be Old Because I Said So

    Cave Can't Be Old Because I Said So

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    I Have To Buy Everything I Pick At A U-Pick Farm?!

    I Have To Buy Everything I Pick At A U-Pick Farm?!

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    #28

    Imagine Complaining About This…

    Imagine Complaining About This…

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    Woke Leftist Bookstore Review

    Woke Leftist Bookstore Review

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    Review For My Local Bookstore

    Review For My Local Bookstore

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    Full Service Restaurant (Not Even A Coffeehouse)

    Full Service Restaurant (Not Even A Coffeehouse)

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    I Follow The Recipe Exactly*

    I Follow The Recipe Exactly*

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    Can't Wait In Line

    Can't Wait In Line

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    This Is A Cocktail Bar With No Food

    This Is A Cocktail Bar With No Food

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    Letting Their Dog Drink Out Of Restaurant Glassware

    Letting Their Dog Drink Out Of Restaurant Glassware

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    I’ve Been Opening And Ruining Products For Years. If You Don’t Want Me Doing That, Put Up A Sign

    I’ve Been Opening And Ruining Products For Years. If You Don’t Want Me Doing That, Put Up A Sign

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    UV Tattoos

    UV Tattoos

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    Maybe Show Up Before Last Swim Instead Of After It Next Time!

    Maybe Show Up Before Last Swim Instead Of After It Next Time!

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    Friend Of The Bride

    Friend Of The Bride

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    Pickle Predicament

    Pickle Predicament

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    Screamed At

    Screamed At

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    Spoongate

    Spoongate

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    Hi Karen

    Hi Karen

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    #44

    She Only Wants To Shop At Stores Where Her Child Can Leave Bodily Fluids On The Product

    She Only Wants To Shop At Stores Where Her Child Can Leave Bodily Fluids On The Product

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    My Wife Is Having Surgery, But Why Didn't They Think Of Me, Her Bored Husband?

    My Wife Is Having Surgery, But Why Didn't They Think Of Me, Her Bored Husband?

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    #46

    He Didn’t Stick To The Script And Accordingly Say Thank You So… 1 Star

    He Didn’t Stick To The Script And Accordingly Say Thank You So… 1 Star

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    Mad About Her Own Miscommunication

    Mad About Her Own Miscommunication

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    Never Heard Of This Discount Before

    Never Heard Of This Discount Before

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    Cart And The Quarter

    Cart And The Quarter

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    #50

    How Dare They

    How Dare They

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    It Was Not Their Pleasure

    It Was Not Their Pleasure

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    Review For The Restaurant I Work At

    Review For The Restaurant I Work At

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