40 People Share Some Of The Most Ridiculous Customer Demands They’ve Heard

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This made me snort-laugh!

T-Rex's arms weren't long enough for selfies.

her brain cells clearly weren't permanent, must've gone for a walk

Even if you worked there, putting a finger on your face and threatening to get you fired is beyond disgusting. Who do these people think they are??

I hope the police were called on him. In front of his kids. A lot of the time religion is stupid.

I strongly believe that those crying for the EUR to be abandonded (or the whole European Union) would be the first to get angry if they cannot pay with their national currency on holidays anymore...let alone take Europe-wide phone calls without costs.

I sure hope she gave you a tip!

Should have asked them what they did for a living then demand that from them right there and then.

What do you mean? You can obviously change the weight of the bags easily. Using essential oils! Laws were made to be broken.

a bit like arguing with the creator of Dairy Milk because it doesn't taste the same as a supermarket knockoff

Dude has dust bunnies for brains!

how can you hear the right squeak, especially through a phone?

obviously!

For lords sake, This is why I'm not a retail worker. People are STUPID.

Let me just get the bread fuser warmed up...

wait, there are more than three dalmations?? [sarcasm]

No there should not be a door here. Windows are used to bring in light. Specsavers appointment long overdue.

An elderly relative once asked me to photoshop a group of people out of an old photo "so I can see the building behind them"

maybe they wanted to put it off for as long as possible

I once got a mouthful from an American because we didn't accept dollars. In Dublin. In Ireland. On a separate continent.

Sure, why not read which number to call (112 in all of Europe) before traveling somewhere?

this is common? Why? What?

I probably would have told him that if he managed to suck it out and spit it into a bucket, I would be happy to give him a refund. 🤔🤭😵

Why are - what?? I feel like this is some weird flirt.

I think he simply wanted to have a regular coffee with ice cubes in it. Just to be sure to prevent the melting...come on, customer is king, changing the thermodynamic laws of the universe cannot be so much of a deal.

I hope the cops laughed

She does not have the skills to use that yo yo.

(And then left)

No problem.

hmm... who's the real idiot in this situation?

Isn't that child neglect?

Right now, I wish I couldn't read.

I have had raining in the backyard and dry in the front

And we move on like it never happened. As one does.

Do many places have smoking and non smoking areas anymore? I know in SA that it is illegal to smoke anywhere indoors (except home). It is also illegal to smoke a certain distance near a park, bus stop, school grounds etc. Pubs, Restaurants, Sports clubs have a small seperate section outdoors designated for smokers but no food is allowed and it is literally like a closed in box with no roof, some plants, maybe a couple of chairs/stools and maybe a table or two with ashtrays (if your lucky), sometimes it is standing only with ashtrays.

And yet they ate.. It all? They must like dry things then. Like their personality and scamming tactics, for example.

I guess that showed you!

*barf

I hope in this case the answer is "all I can do is give you another ice cube"

Shame on you, Sally Jessy.

“...well, not about your son, no.”

That’s kind of adorable

Well she missed the target..

just get them sippy cups, so they can be the toddlers they act like.

Was sitting in on a 911 call to see if I wanted to work as a dispatcher. Woman calls and asks for a police officer. Says her and her boyfriend got in a fight and he took the car and left. Then she questioned the woman.."Was it your car?" No. "Did he take anything of yours..purse or possessions?" No. "did he hit you or harm you?" No. "Well then what do you want me to do ma'am?" Make him come back!

I now don’t feel so bad that I get the vowels in the wrong order (Clemitas).

i laughed way too hard at this

Interesting idea. Instead of buying books to sell in the store you just buy a printer and print them out when somebody wants one. xD

you guys don't have them anymore?

I'm pretty sure you gave them diabetes. 😉

Creepy! What did you do?

"Release the kraken!"

Stupidity is invincible

“No...no you’re not!”

Make lattes and perform surgery when things are slow.

Had a guy come into the repair shop and demanded we repair a generator that "just stopped working." The mechanic opened up the fuel lines to find sand pouring out. Turned out the guy had taken the generator to a dirt bike rally in the desert and buried it to "Keep it safe." When we told him his new generator, which he only used once, required a repair not covered under the warranty, he screamed at us, marched himself to our local store, and convinced a salesman that he should be given a replacement for free because the previous one was "defective."

A sign. I would have made a sign.

Should have offered to charge extra.

These kinds of people are absolutely fricken turds

so your telling me the child used to eat metal

thats dumb

“I’m sorry...I must have forgotten to tell you that I’m colorblind. My bad!”

Pretty sure that it wasn't about solving homelessness but rather about removing them from the stores property so that customers like them won't be "bothered" by homeless people (especially their existence).

My mother-in-law once had parents that told her she needed to change her class schedule because their son needed to take Geometry, but the only times it was offered interfered with his band practice. Uh...Imma say "No"

Of course. We'll put your table and a chair in the storage room, it's really quiet there. But only if you pay the equivalent of what 100 people would consume.