50 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh, Then Cry

or the good old f u

Snort-laugh!

It was definitely a printer

A-forking-men... This makes it harder to set actual, realistic goals for people that want to have a life beyond working.

Appreciation is best shown through compensation...

skip the olive oil, that person needs to be in pain

Does this violate any laws? Just out of interest

found it https://www.boredpanda.com/stolen-office-lunch-shrimp-fried-rice-zak-toscani/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

precisely

or having a meeting when it can be settled via email

or free bananas

hi Rachel, I have lost control over my life. Cancel everything

yep

And when the whole house is burning, they ask you why didn't you say something earlier. When you say you did, they ask you for e-mail proofs. Then they make you admit the whole thing was your fault.

This is because the US is no longer a country, it's a corporation and the almighty dollar is king.

No matter what your salary, I think we'd all agree with this!

That should be a pre order only...

Recognizable at times.

I cannot agree with this more

Haha, the whole 'commitment to working' thing. I work with a guy who spends 16 - 20 hours a day at work. He's SO proud of it and thinks the company likes it too (I'm sure they do). Sadly, if he'd just shut his mouth and stop socializing, he'd get everything he does all day done in about 4 - 5 hours and be a happier person.

"A woman can hope..."

Republicans, most likely.

What job could possibly require a masters degree in Social Media!?

Leaving them isn't the problem, it's the finding a new one.

I remember of dreaming about making the amount of money that I'm starving on now 😶

I got bollocked by the manager of the other office for not recognising him on the phone and asking for his name. The reason I didn't recognise him was that I had only started that morning, being a temp while the usual secretary was on leave. But he didn't recognise that I wasn't her... And yes, for the whole month I asked him his name, every day. Because my job was to transfer calls to the person I was actually working for with the name of the caller, not to pander to the inflated egos of twats

Ok, who's daddy? I would like to be the grandpa who sits in the armchair and watches TV all day.

ride or die is the mentality that almost every company has

Yes, but people who respond quickly also want it of their todo list. You are not the only one who is busy. Besides, you have no idea how much time people already wasted before their email reached you :-)

Actually that's not true in most places. Though there are legally mandated holiday accruals in most permanent jobs, the actual dates you take off must be agreed at the company's discretion.

They also offer you a chance to look at their brand new super expensive sports car

All of them (the professions)?

That's the same look I give the when the boss says do it this way and you saying it won't work, and surprise it doesn't work.

we need something to fuel our nightmares

That reminds me to the place where I worked for the first time. When I left they were demanding a master in biology/vet, fluent spanish and english and minimum 6m experience for free internships!

OUCH! I totally felt that one!

I think its safe to say, everyone of working age in an office environment, has done this AT LEAST once. Some people I know seem to make it part of their daily routine!

Sorry, I love Excel.

Yep. I once had a woman go on an absolute tirade that our private business didn't have a Christmas tree in the lobby. It was the weirdest complaint, but she was livid.

I got in trouble for using popcorn instead of raisins to fill one toy for our primates. Popcorn was allowed dont get me wrong, but that toys description said raisins so my f****d up coworker (who tought that was my boss) made a huge issue out of it. The toy was just a log with small holes in it to hide food. You could theoretically put anything that fits inside, from seeds to peanut butter. But no, the example said raisins so I am a monster for puting something else.

And then, you remember it means you are now unemployed and broke... And your secret snacks were still in your drawer.

Best Idea ever

I'd rather eat a whole bus

You're my hero

a banana? just what I wanted!

quick! delete the boredpanda tab!

Jeez gawd I feel this so damn much....I dont CARE about whatever the hell you're yammering about Just please Shut. The. Fork. UP!!!!!

I always gave them 150%. 30% per day.

Insert the Smile in pain sticker

you wish

honestly, a carrot has better time management skills than me

Sorry

Oh but dying at work is the ultimate payback

Oh, I am. Very much.

You get potato chips?!!!

Yes, this is f*****g ridiculous. I've looked into banning this, but it's legally tricky and hard to enforce.

Finally, a job I'm qualified for! Now if they actually expect me to work... Well, that's a different matter entirely.

"Given that I have formulated my explanation in a way that is understandable even for a comatose asparagus, I assume further correspondence on this subject is superfluous. Kind regards, "

With more coffee

I read somewhere that more American people are starting businesses. I guess a lot of them realised that you earn much more if you are the boss.

or never

"We are a family"... Translation : "I expect you to dedicate your entire life and energy to my own pleasure, and you should get used to gaslighting, guilt-tripping, and cult-like team-building bullshit."

people say to expect the unexpected, but never to expect the expected

"If you hate your job, you don't just quit. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!" - Homer Simpson.

Until HR remembers that they can't control your life oustide of work and you will sue them if they ever try to punish you.