Guy Shares The Most Random Things That Are Absolutely Embarrassing, Here Are 30 Of Them

Oh my gosh I’ve done this before… Super embarrassing, and it was with a total random stranger.

Bonus embarrassment - when someone waves and you think they're waving at you...

I continue speaking to them to have them STFU!

Thankfully I have never experienced it but I bet it would be super awkward. Especially if it's a stranger.

Ouch. That happened before. I almost died.

I totally agree, i'm glad to live in the smartphone era for this one.

Or u think someone is waving @ you, so you wave back like an idiot when really it was someone behind you they were waving to

The stranger has feelings? WTFWT

"Speed up, tardigrade, I'm not gonna do this forever!" - in 11th grade, I think, I held open a door for a girl in my class. Pretty early in the year, we barely knew each other, so she proceeded through the door and then took a surprising trajectory, that pretty much just defeats walking through the door. She didn't want to turn down the favor, but had a different destination than I thought, because she and her friend were just ending a small hallway conversation. Friend disappeared into a door right before the one I held open, into a room, and she seemed to feel kinda stuck. We had a good laugh, nothing else happened. Not even one single person clapped, although at least 2 or so saw it.

The few seconds when the person try to walk faster cause you hold the door. I'm diying inside.

Worse. They aren't actually going through the door.

Or singing.

For my whole life I talked to myself, sang and made weird sounds, but always kept it to myself, until I turned around 30 years old and started doing it out in the open. It started with me doing it with our furballs and gradually I just didn't give a s**t who heard me and now my neighbors just shake know I'm a weirdo who makes all kinds of sounds and sings/talks to the animals, trees myself.

It's called "having an intelligent conversation". Flummoxes people every single time.

I have a hands free kit. So I can often fake it

Or singing AND conducting the orchestra while listening to the musical "Chess" on a Walkman while walking to class (yep, just dated myself).

Just nod in agreement

I don't mind! Happens to me all of the time. I'm kind of 'the approuchable woman' Ik think. "I hate all those people here! Dont't hate you. I like you!" "Well, thanks! I don't hate you either! Good day for both of us don't you think?" "Think so..." And of he went. "You look just like my daughter, are you my daughter?" "Don't think so. I know my family." Man was Chinese and 1,50 meters. I'm Kaukasian, 1,72.

I do this with everyone. Young and old.

I can hear, I just have trouble understanding. I avoid talking on the phone because of this. I'm embarrassed asking the person to repeat what they've said.

... especially if they're speaking with a heavy accent that doesn't match your own. Around here, we're pretty lucky, as the german the natives speak around here is considered the most correct one ... the one closest matching written german, both in grammar and wording, so we have a bit of an advantage over, say, a Bavarian who's trying to understand a toothless saxon. Have'em both drunk, and they could live on opposite places on earth. Now, they're seperated by only a few hundred km, and the border is open since 35 years, but still - in both directions, this may result in very limited understanding. If they're also old ... just ... nod in agreement, as troufaki13 already said. Works out most times, you won't likely end up with unexpected obligations, and if you don't understand a single word, and never will see them again - just leave. "Have to feed the cat, sorry man, can't stay!".

Or maybe if stores didn't unload work that they used to do onto their customers this wouldn't be an issue. I feel no guilt for this.

Everyone has a turn, and can take as much time as needed.

I cannot not hurry at the checkout. I'm so conscious of other people wanting to get on with their day. I don't know how people just lollygag without feeling any pangs of guilt.

In the UK, we pack our own bags most the time.

You do your own packing...how middle class.

I close my eyes. Tell him beforehand that I want him to tell me what exact he's doing, as that calms me. Also - Valium. It's great to fall asleep when they're removing a tooth's root, you know... Way better than awake!

Who leaves their eyes open? Creepy.

The dentist is looking at your teeth. Not your eyes.

I've not noticed my dentists eyes, but I can't stop looking at her nose hairs.

I think I will maintain constant eye contact with them next time, just to weird them out.

pick one and commit

I end up looking between their eyes.

I had a friend that had a wandering eye. You never knew where it was going to be. My brother and her flirted back and forth all the time. One day he was talking about her nonstop and I said "have you not noticed her wonky eye" ? He hadn't but after that day that's all he could see. I swear that thing rolled all the way back in her head anlt times.

I went to school with a bunch that had this. The whole family! Very confusing.

Specially if they're looking in opposite directions...

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...when you only realise when the "table leg" kicks you back...

Noooo I've done this with my crush and he smiled - thats when i noticed and I was so embarressed but he started kicking my leg playfully so we just kept doing that the whole lesson lmao

Not that embarassing. More of a "Heheh. Hope I didn't break anything, there".

Showering at a friends house and u can’t figure out the shower

What's embarrassing about using a toilet? Can someone pls enlighten me?

Having the biggest dump imaginable and there's no air freshener...

We all need to use it so why is that embarrassing???