Okay, so when you think about an elephant as a whole, there’s definitely nothing funny about it. On the contrary - it is such a majestic and wise animal that the only thing you can feel is awe. However, try and think about an elephant noting only the single parts it is composed of. For instance, tree trunk legs. How on earth does one walk on tree trunk legs?!? Then, the teeny tiny mouth of an animal the size of a double-decker bus (if the elephant is a small one). And boy, let’s not forget the wriggly tube of a nose/mouth it has! See, now an elephant is totally hilarious, and these elephant jokes that we’ve gathered in our latest article are now as funny as ever!
Of course, some of these cute animal jokes will talk about elephants being like the wisest animals on planet Earth; it’s just too great a part of the lore surrounding them to be dismissed entirely. However, these jokes about elephants won’t dismiss their clumsiness either. So, a well-rounded compendium of funny animal jokes, indeed. And you know what, it is exactly how we like it with our animal jokes - a bit of friendly mockery, a bit of acknowledging their strengths, and a whole lotta love for each of them!
So, ready to check out the funny elephant jokes we’ve rounded up in this article? Well then, scroll on down below and take a look! Once you’ve skimmed through them, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends.
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Did you know that elephants can grow up to 11 feet?
But most just have 4.
Why do elephants swing their trunks ...? To get the ants out. To look cool. Why did the elephant cross the road ...? To get away from the circus. To buy a lottery ticket. To get away from the autograph seekers. To get to the Lion's Birthday Party. To buy a pair of sun glasses so it could blend in with the giraffes. What do you call an elephant hiding in a tree ...? Dangerous. An accident waiting to happen. A rare occurrence. All of the above. An elephant goes into a bar. The bartender asks - hey elephant, how did you get in here ..? The elephant answers - through the door. Why don't elephants drive race cars ...? Because they can't drive. They won't fit. They don't make helmets for elephants. All of the above.
The biggest ant in the world is called what?
An eleph-ant!
How do you make an elephant float?
You take 10 elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice cream, 5 tons of bananas…
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks.” I said, “Don’t mention it.”
What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?
"Tusk tusk!"
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?
Giant holes all over the Australian continent.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a whale?
An animal with a natural snorkel.
Elephants can actually swim quite well and use their trunk as a snorkel. Both India and Sri Lanka have dedicated units in their navies to help individuals who go for a swim and get lost when they lose sight of land.
What did the elephant say when his friend gave him a bunch of fruit on his birthday?
Thanks a ton.
Why were the elephants laughing at Tarzan?
He accidentally lost his loincloth.
What did Dumbo do when he realized it was his friend's birthday?
He telephant him to send his hearty congratulations.
How does an elephant know what size clothes to buy online?
They use the elle-e-fit size chart.
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
Because their trunks kept falling down!
Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkled?
If it was small, smooth, and white, it would have been called an aspirin.
Why don't baby elephants ever play a game of cards with the other animals?
They don't like cheetahs.
How do you place an elephant in the fridge?
You open the door of the refrigerator, place the elephant inside and close the refrigerator door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. The lion is the king of the jungle and decided to throw a birthday party. Only 1 animal had the guts to not show up. Who was it? The giraffe. The fridge doesn't have handles on the inside. The giraffe calls a repairman to let them out of the fridge. Along the way, they come to a crocodile infested river. The locals tries as hard as they can to keep them from swimming the river but the repairman does it anyway and saves the giraffe. How did they survive swimming across the river? All the crocodiles were at the lion's birthday party.
What do elephants do when they accidentally stub a toe?
They dial the number of the tow truck.
Why did the elephants decide to stage a stampede?
They felt that their issues weren't being herd.
Why was the elephant driver given a speeding ticket?
He raced past the stomp sign.
How do you get a baby elephant out of the theater?
You can't, it's in the elephant's blood.
Why did the elephant lawyer not take the 2-day case?
He wasn't a fan of brief cases, he preferred trunks.
Why couldn't papa elephant get his daughter to ride the bicycle?
She didn't have the necessary thumbs to sound the bell.
Why were the two mammals hesitant to talk to each other?
They didn't want to address the elephant in the room.
What did the elephant say to his children on his birthday?
I love each and ivory one of you.
Why was the elephant so scared about joining the tusk lifting competition?
He was afraid that he wasn't up to the tusk.
What did the elephant scientist do when he found a breakthrough in his study of animal sounds?
He trumpeted the announcement.
Why was the male elephant acting so clumsy in the Chinese gift shop?
He felt like a bull in a China shop.
What did the elephant ask his female elephant friend when she got into an accident?
Cow did this happen?
What did the elephant mom say to the man when he complained about her son's antics?
You've only seen calf of it.
Why did the baby elephant ask to borrow a suitcase for his trip to the beach?
He didn't have enough space in his little trunk.
What did the elephant say to his friend when he came to him with a problem?
Whatever you need, I'm ear for you.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a parrot?
A bird that reminds you of everything it can remember.
What did the elephant mom say to her daughter when her daughter finally matured?
You've got to start taking accowntability.
What did the elephant say to Dumbo when he was upset about not reaching an event on time?
Don't worry, next time we'll use the propellephant.
Why was the zookeeper fired for having a conversation with Dumbo the elephant?
Because he addressed the elephant in the room.
Why wasn't Dumbo's circus project accepted by the committee?
His proposal had a lot of wrinkles.
Why was Dumbo sweating while having his midnight feast?
He was scared that his mammal come and scold him for eating so late.
What did Dumbo's friend say to him when the two elephants saw someone being greedy?
Money isn't ivorything you know?
What animal is always up for an adventure?
Elephants! They have a trunk with them wherever they go.
When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk.
Why did the zookeeper refuse to work in the elephant enclosure?
Because the work kept piling up!
Which animals were last to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!
What did the elephant mom say when she found out that her son hadn't finished his holiday homework?
Tusk tusk, I expected better from you!
Why did the elephant remove the trunk from his back?
He didn't want to carry a tree's load.
What has a yellow exterior and a gray interior?
A bus packed with elephants going to school.
What did the elephant man say to his wife on their anniversary?
You know, I like you a ton.
Why did the elephant choose to cross the big road?
The chicken had handcuffed the elephant to him.
What did the professor say when his student asked him what a group of elephants was called?
Have you even herd of elephants?
What is the only way to ensure that your elephant employees are satisfied?
You make sure they don't get paid peanuts.
What did the elephant teacher say when he couldn't find his permanent marker?
I will look at the ivory the last inch of this classroom till I find that marker.
Why was an elephant chosen to be a collector for the tusk museum?
He was a really efficient multi-tusker.
What did Dumbo say to his friend when his friend asked him for an update regarding the winter elephant festival?
The last I herd, they were still setting up the tents.
When there’s an elephant in the room, you can’t pretend it isn’t there and just discuss the ants.
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