Whoever Manages The Dunkin’ Donuts Twitter Account Has An Amazing Sense Of Humor Proven With These 30 Tweets

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I feel judged. And I don't even have a car!

I have had this argument with myself on so many mornings. "You are already late, might as well stop for coffee!" "How does that make any sense?" "It isn't about sense, it is about COFFEE!"

hell yea

wassup

facts

I'm a tea girl! Haters gonna hate.

Ah yes, I call that the growth of procrastination.

Then why is their new logo just DNKN?

In geography, this is known as New England.

*cries because the truth hurts*

What kind of barbarian orders an iced coffee in winter without having a cup cosy? (Year round iced coffee is a New England thing.)

🎶🎺*titantic theme song plays**🎷🎵

No boss I'm not late because I stopped for coffee. I stopped for coffee because I was already late.

i went back to up to edit one of my comments

i think a donut as a reward would be preferred

YES

Eyyy! It's me!

*lifts lion cub*

I prefer dark ice. 😉

Accurate. All I have to say is “it’s Donna” and they know. My own mother didn’t know me that well.

Hehe yes. We store our napkins in the glove box 😏😎

Beautiful

I donut see anything wrong with this, that IS a meeting.

It might not solve them...but it'll certainly make it easier for me to solve them!

The Nerve!

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I didn't like it until I got to graduate school and my roommate introduced me to flavored coffee.

They used to be when they had filled ones... did they make a comeback? Because those were my favorite, the little jelly ones!

It was Professor Plum with the ice pick in the freezer.

I was basically both...