&#8220;The Stupid Police&#8221;: This Page Shares People&#8217;s Dumbest Moments Online (40 Pics)

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

You pronounced "all the time" wrong.

54points

TheGr81sComing 4 years ago

I think this is called hostile architecture

8points

Francis 4 years ago

don't know how it works in NYC but in some places the company that runs the public transport is deciding this on their own for whatever shitty reason

8points

Calvin DiBartolo 4 years ago

not sure how this is the government's doing...

4points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

Why blame the government it had nothing to do with them.

2points

LiberalDisease 4 years ago

ALL the times!!!

1point

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

most of the time..... not sometimes

1point

Me Oh My 4 years ago

Nonono, it's "all the time"

1point

Amaranthim Talon 4 years ago

#fjb

0points

Chimmels 4 years ago

*always

0points

Aura the rain/seawing hybrid 4 years ago

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Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

SOMETIMES? A stolen election?

-2points

Dodo 4 years ago

Imagine announcing you don't care about homeless people, and seeing nothing wrong with it.

36points

Requiem 4 years ago

YEAH because the Meaning of Caring is saying "HEY Community Members go sleep on a f*****g park bench because thats the best anyone wants to do for you" Mathew Goods Song 21 Century Living has a line about throwing a non-perishable item in a donation bin at Christmas. And patting your self on the f*****g back because you think youve done something decent.

3points

Grant Barke 4 years ago

Agree with you on that. Some people don't belong to the human race.

1point

Miguel justino C 4 years ago

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G R 4 years ago

This isn't a "dumb moment", it's systemic oppression of disadvantaged people.

13points

RandomBeing 4 years ago

HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE CAN GO TO HELL

12points

Requiem 4 years ago

BUILD A F*****G HOMELESS SHELTER AND GET FUNDING TO MAN IT WITH SOCIAL SERVICES AND A MEDICAL TEAM TO KEEP THE COMMUNITY MEMBERS FROM CONSTANTLY ODing EVERYDAY

8points

Pamela Blue 4 years ago

I'm not homeless, but I can't stand for long periods of time either. After about 5 minutes I need to sit. Can you tell me why I can't sit down and wait for the subway?

11points

Marnie 4 years ago

How much did they spend to remove the benches? Could they not have used it to help at least one person permanently get off the streets?

7points

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

Somehow they believe that making us homeless people miserable will end homelessness. It's like we'll get tired of it and go home.

5points

Lorrie Rothstein 4 years ago (edited)

Where i live they took out the benches at the ferry terminal because of the homeless. Sometimes people do need to sit down because the reasons above

5points

Diana Hockley 4 years ago

Oh dear, thank goodness I don't live there! I am confined to using a walker because of a bad hip and back! I can at least sit on my walker, but how about all those who can't? Who HAVE to sit on a bench or seat?

4points

Isa Trip 4 years ago

Woah! Because having a home and food is def not a human right. Assholes

3points

Bear42212 4 years ago

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#2

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

670points

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Caro Caro 4 years ago

Haaaaaahaha

133points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

You'd be surprised how many people DON'T know the difference.

1point

NsG 4 years ago

I desperately want to believe that the first post was deliberate irony.

23points

Dylan Clements 4 years ago

There are exactly three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

14points

Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago

Bahahaha

1point

Robert T 4 years ago (edited)

Never said nuffin about "your", "you're" and "yaw". /s

9points

Id row 4 years ago

That's the joke.

8points

Delilah Simmons 4 years ago

It's an idiot

4points

Al Cook 4 years ago

Just put it down to autocorrect!

2points

Tim 3 years ago

To be fair, he only said they're, their, and there. Not your and you're.

1point

HooowlAtTheMoon 4 years ago

and if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" they'res gonna be some problems

1point

Alaska 4 years ago

Satire?

1point

Auntriarch 4 years ago

One can only hope

6points

#3

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

629points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

It's an airline, not an aircurve-->/S!!<--

319points

Monday 4 years ago

#angryupvote

36points

Dhukath 4 years ago

Some "Flat Earther" will see your comment, miss that it's sarcasm and use it as evidence, listing it from a friend who's published!

14points

Robert Beveridge 4 years ago

Well played.

6points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

if you draw a circle on a piece of paper, that's also a flat line

3points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Ever hear of a curveball?

3points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

If the earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now.

1point

j b milam 4 years ago

good one

1point

Jeff Bunn 4 years ago

So you’ve never heard of the term, “around the world?” Idiots everywhere.

1point

v 4 years ago

It's an airline describing an arc.

1point

Martha Higgins 4 years ago

Good one!

0points

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

Hahahahaha 🤣

0points

M Baldwjin 4 years ago

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Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

I work at a facility that makes vaccines and there are people who are refusing to get the COVID vaccine. And a lot of them don't wear their masks properly either.

18points

Ray_gunn 4 years ago

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Silre 4 years ago

I work for the state welfare office and all of my coworkers believe every single stereotype about recipients.

11points

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

they say a mechanic will always have a broken car, a doctor's family will always be sick but for these two I have no words!

8points

Al Cook 4 years ago

Both of these are so inconceivable they must surely be pranks.

4points

the child 4 years ago

uh oh

4points

Muff_Fluff 4 years ago

Flat earthers I can see, as long as they're not the pilots. Sure, copilots.

3points

Wise beauty 4 years ago

Oh the irony…,

2points

Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

Well there is a difference between microbiologist and immunologist but I would like to hear this guy logic.

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

Try learning your nurse or doctor is an anti-vaxxer!!!

1point

Karen Grace 4 years ago

I'd be getting a new one asap. If I was in the hospital with that nurse I would politely but firmly request a different nurse.

1point

Bored Panda reached out to the creator behind The Stupid Police Twitter page, which currently has 145.1K followers. “I was thinking about creating a gimmick account for a while so I went through and tried to think of ideas that haven't been done before,” they told us. “This included cross-referencing viral tweets to find a similarity, looking through subreddits and searching through memes to find common similarities.”

#4

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

559points

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KJ 4 years ago

Some people are so dense.

181points

J&B FitzTubeKidz 4 years ago

No, it’s Dennis

24points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Think he may be trolling

4points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

Change that to "most" and you have it right.

3points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

How many voted for trump? TWICE!

1point

Just Don't Ask 4 years ago

-ly Stupid

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

For example, I’m not even a TEEN yet and I understand this

1point

WhatEvenIsLife 4 years ago

Some people are subjected to the U.S. education system.

0points

Norman van Druten 4 years ago

That's no maybe.

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

I would read this but the person's sucking up all the light and it's hard to read.

0points

J. F. 4 years ago (edited)

The message is don't to meth, not don't do math

24points

Watching 4 years ago

Does anyone wonder why Republicans favor the uneducated?

22points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

because you tell them something scary and you get their vote.

25points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Wow... You educational system really sucks, guys.

17points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

Well, teachers spend most of their time having to babysit instead of, you know, teaching. Pretty sure most of the blame is on the parents, not us.

13points

Vic 4 years ago

Signs that say "you need to go back to school"

13points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

What are they teaching in schools ?

12points

Honu 4 years ago

They are teaching this kind of simple math in our primary schools, however they often pass kids along to the next grade without them displaying mastery of essential concepts they should have learned.

10points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

I flunked out of highschool Maths and even I know what "those signs" are and what they mean! Ye gods.

6points

A Zardoz 4 years ago (edited)

I should hope so. That's Grade 1 & 2 material. At least, "which is bigger". (Link) https://www.understood.org/articles/en/when-do-kids-learn-fractions

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

Hold up people!! Some people don’t get access to a good educations. That is not their fault. People are not born innately knowing everything! GEEZ

3points

Seabeast 4 years ago

This is why we don't cut funding to public education, people.

2points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

If you could not get at least a C in math, please do not speak for the rest of us.

2points

#5

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

556points

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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

Lmao I laughed way too hard at this one.

191points

Tara Dawn 4 years ago

still laughing!

7points

Kiss Army Premium 4 years ago

Like... instead of "special" brownies, just call them "ordinary" brownies? How boring...

2points

Beta 4 years ago

Lmao that comment is used way too much

2points

von Funnyname 4 years ago

They just call those Gummi Bears, yeah? Haribo kinda cornered the market on these "virgin edibles" already

20points

Steve Ramaekers 4 years ago

I think someone already had some edibles

16points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Yea thats 100% weed brain right there

6points

Gosia Buczek 4 years ago

I don't get it 😕

5points

Jess-a-men 4 years ago

"Edibles" are food with marijuana in it, most commonly stuff like baked goods or candies. So edibles without the weed... would just be normal food.

18points

Jo Ellen Washburn 4 years ago

They're called Sour Patch Kids.

3points

moon 4 years ago

i think someone needs some "virgin edibles"...

2points

CincyReds 4 years ago

This was way too funny

1point

Jeff Bunn 4 years ago

I pulled a heaver muscle laughing at this!!!

1point

Marco Conti 4 years ago

A "Virgin Edible". Clever. Now I can sell plain gummy bears to idiots at a premium.

1point

Tim 3 years ago

I think I want some of the edibles the OP had.

0points

#6

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

545points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

They wine about him a lot.

485points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

That's because they disagree with the way his parents are raisin him.

68points

Vic 4 years ago

Clap clap clap!

11points

Random Person 4 years ago

Ba-dum-tishh

7points

TheDragonPSA 4 years ago

But vino better....

6points

Isa Trip 4 years ago

Good one.

2points

Anders Magrioteli 4 years ago

Awesome! 😂

2points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

👍

2points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

Want cheese with whine?

1point

mamafrog 4 years ago

Oh, that's just sour grapes.

1point

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

This comment is too good.

1point

Bird lover 4 years ago

FOR ONCE, I give an upvote to you.

1point

helloyou 4 years ago

bravo!

1point

Ross Warren 4 years ago

I heard through the grapevine...

8points

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

those gossiping grapes!

7points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

But... They are just sweet tiny fruits that you can turn into raisins, how can anyone hate them?

6points

Sue Lynn Chan 4 years ago

Which mean you like raisin cookies?

3points

Panda Mona 4 years ago

They said a lot. I heard it through the grapevine

5points

J.L. Martin 4 years ago

"Burr, you disgust me." "Ah! So you've DISCUSSED me! I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me!"

5points

the child 4 years ago

somebody used voice to text

4points

Claire Murray 4 years ago

*disgust

1point

Zoe Booth 4 years ago

Disgust !!

1point

Bart S 4 years ago

Hmmmm, memberberries.

1point

The idea to create The Stupid Police came after its creator found “stupid Yahoo answers questions and stupid old tweets and I realized this was an unclaimed idea.” The instant success of the page can be attributed to the preparation which went before the page was even launched. “I didn't start the account with that, nor have I been posting that type of content because I knew they wouldn't go viral,” the creator said.

What they did instead was compiling “a list of viral-worthy tweets which all went viral, resulting in the blow up of this account.”

#7

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

529points

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Steve R 4 years ago

I'm worried that there are people who aren't waterproof.

165points

Ryan-James O'Driscoll 4 years ago

Well none of us are waterproof. When submerged water can get inside stop our internal mechanisms from working. Most people are water-resistant.

24points

Chancey 4 years ago

I'm worried that someone starts a sentence with "People really be grown"

14points

Jace 4 years ago

This made me laugh, thanks 😆

1point

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

who do I call if I have that type of leak?

1point

Auntriarch 4 years ago

My umbrella is pink with a flamingo head handle. I use it at the slightest excuse

12points

Kitty Queen 4 years ago

Cute, where can I get one?

4points

Lance d'Boyle 4 years ago

Is she trying to speak urban or is she just verbally incompetent?

5points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Most grown ups can write a correct sentence as well.

4points

Randy Claeys 4 years ago

With or without a hyphen in grown-ups?

0points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Imagine how hard life would be if we WEREN'T waterproof?

2points

JD Lee 4 years ago

People really be grown & still talk like they be high school Karen gangstas?

1point

Scott Rackley 4 years ago (edited)

tbh, if it's a light rain or sprinking, I will just walk though it. But if you're dumbass don't know umbrellas are needed for medium to heavy, then you're just straight up stubborn or stupid.

1point

Radek Suski 4 years ago

I barely used umbrella more than 10 times in my entire 43 years (tomorrow) of my life. I like rain

1point

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

I would use an umbrella in the shower if I never wanted to be clean, lucky I do lol. I hate getting wet unless I actually want to (which isn't often).

1point

Dynein 4 years ago

And you call yourself a dog person??? (if I remember correctly from past comments)

1point

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

If I went without one my Oxygen concentrator would be damaged, Hey stupid, ya know how much a new one costs?

0points

#8

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

528points

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Joe Blowe 4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

195points

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago (edited)

.... why don't you just buy a bag of wafers ya nugget. I'd ban you too if i were KitKat edit: Omg ive never gotten this many likes on anything so thank you :D

56points

River Webb 4 years ago

wtf is wrong with you, who wants a soggy wafer?

50points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

"But in your stomach it all comes together anyway, what's the problem?"

9points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

The universe blocked you.

44points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

Wish I never saw this. Such a despicable act, they should be ashamed of themselves.

30points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

You posted the equivalent of a mortal sin (from KitKat's perspective) :P

21points

Axolotl King 4 years ago

And from my perspective

10points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Let me have them and I’ll lick the chocolate off for you.

15points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago

What's really sad here, is you can just buy sugar wafers in giant packs for not much more than a single pack of KitKat XD

14points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

The answer tot hat question is NO!

7points

Allen Lavine 4 years ago

This comment is underrated

1point

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Gimme a block, gimme a block, nobody wants to see washed off choc. (to the tune of their jingle, "Gimme a Break.")

6points

#9

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

525points

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Zedrapazia 4 years ago

Donald Trump

208points

Lemuel Hill 4 years ago

And the governor of florida.

6points

Flavia Slag 4 years ago

Cause BIMBO is doing such a great job right.

1point

Will Cipher 4 years ago

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Kimberly Brown 4 years ago

Except opposite

0points

Amaranthim Talon 4 years ago

Lol- so OCTOBER 2021... Dude "lost" the election- but he won.. There he is - eating up your scant brainz zells....

0points

Julinda 4 years ago

Biden

0points

Mark Appleby 4 years ago

Joe Biden

0points

LiberalDisease 4 years ago

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SBW71 4 years ago

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Zedrapazia 4 years ago

SBW71, I'm not a liberal, I'm not even American, but I still know that orange with a toupee was a terrible president.

4points

lil_gremlin 4 years ago

A sign of being a terrible person?

10points

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

Mentally ill ppl are more likely to be VICTIMS than perpetrators of violence and abuse, stop sharing this harmful stereotype

7points

Piet Puk 4 years ago

Oh, I know! A republican!

7points

Crazy Cat Lady 4 years ago

Honest question. Why is everyone here always so down on Republicans? Have you literally met every single Republican in the world, and you know that they all are terrible people? And please understand I'm not being rude or sarcastic by asking this, I really am trying to understand.

0points

Jodi Baer 4 years ago

Narcissist

5points

J. F. 4 years ago (edited)

One sign wouldn't be enough for that description

5points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

The middle finger

3points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Three middle fingers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz48TpZONG0

0points

Scarlett Fox 4 years ago

"Do not enter"

2points

Mandy Carr 4 years ago

Narcissist.

1point

Kim Lorton 2 years ago

Plus, hee I nnnocentt Anndcn tt spellll.

0points

When asked if there’s a lot of dumb content surfing around on the internet, the creator of The Stupid Police confirmed that’s exactly the case. “I would say the main reason would be ignorance, but there are also people who want to feel special and do attention-seeking things,” they commented.

#10

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

497points

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Monday 4 years ago

It also didn't totally disappear since a case to two still crops up once in a while.

230points

Scarlett Fox 4 years ago

There was a case this summer in (I think) Colorado and a 10-year-old boy died :(

12points

marianne eliza 4 years ago

The USA alone gets 1-17 cases per year.

4points

Margaret Colquhoun 4 years ago

Yes. Strangely enough, it mostly crops up in the US and China. THAT will give the conspiracists something to think about!

2points

Fay Kneuse 3 years ago

It's still rampant in the Middle East. We tend to not get it in the West, but there was an outbreak in Suffolk, England, in the 1920's. Because of our antibiotics, contracting it in the West now really isn't a death sentence, although you will be quarantined.

0points

paul pee 3 years ago

depending on the region, you will be able to detect way more than 2 per year

0points

Cari Owens 3 years ago

Actually, China gets ~30 per year of plague.

0points

Sharon Dean 4 years ago

Hmm, was it the rat infestation or the sewage in the streets????

0points

Beta 4 years ago

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Piet Puk 4 years ago

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Al Cook 4 years ago

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Dodo 4 years ago

It killed 1/3 of Europe at a time when most people didn't travel outside their village, which is even scarier.

32points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Step 1 : everyone dies. Step 2 : dead people can't be sick. Step 3 : no more sickness.

29points

Dodo 4 years ago

Easy there, Thanos

14points

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

It went away because it killed so many people that it couldn't spread anymore

11points

Becky Samuel 4 years ago

It hasn't gone away. There are hundreds of plague deaths globally each year and a vaccine programme is currently in development.

10points

Robert T 4 years ago

"But it didn't kill any Americans though, did it?" /s

8points

Andrej Kosi 4 years ago

Of course it did, in the 16th century and later a lot of Native Americans died because of the plague.

5points

Anna Harding 4 years ago

2021. Killed a kid in Colorado

0points

Anna Harding 4 years ago

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/564546-cases-of-the-plague-confirmed-in-colorado%3famp

0points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Can we expect COVID-19 to kill off 1/3 of the Trumpers?

8points

BluEyedSeoulite 4 years ago

I mean... They are basically trying to infect themselves...

7points

Annina Pasila 4 years ago

It didn’t disappear, it came back several times, then we found antibiotics. Black plague is cured by antibiotics. People are having it and be cured you know.. Not vaccines, because it’s bacteria based.

7points

Mary Ballard-Johansson 4 years ago

Thank you! It is a bacteria, not a virus. Vaccines don't stop bacteria, antibiotics do. Antibiotics don't stop viruses. Vaccinations build up natural immunity, preventing an increased spread because of the lack of hosts.

1point

Ryyde Cade 4 years ago

Should have said a 1/4 - it’s bigger 🤣🤣

4points

A Zardoz 4 years ago

Well done ! However, they will have to ask Siri again. She's truth.

0points

Thomas Sweda 4 years ago

Let’s all pray for a vaccine for “STUPID”.

2points

A Zardoz 4 years ago (edited)

There is. It's called Darwinism, but it's too darn ..s..l..o..w.

2points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

With a bit of luck covid could kill a few more stupid people.

2points

#11

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

428points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

Curious - why doesn't anyone use thirds when telling time? "Third past eight" = 8:20 :P

179points

M Calad 4 years ago

My brain shows an "error" message when thinking about this...

33points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Because like with the third-pound burger, it's smaller.

19points

Rick 4 years ago (edited)

Don’t you say twenty past 8, or twenty to 9 (8:40)? We use that here all the time (and I genuinely didn’t mean to make that rhyme).

16points

Craig Reynolds 4 years ago

Did you seriously just ask that after seeing how that person couldn't even manage quarters?

6points

David Muench 4 years ago

You need to calm down with that. It's bad enough they put letters into math.

5points

Robert T 4 years ago

Somewhere someone will. After the all the French call eighty "four twenty".

5points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

I prefer "5 minutes after a quarter past eight."

5points

Tamsin Far 4 years ago

This is a really disgusting idea. Will test it on my colleagues tomorrow.

3points

Naomi Cline 4 years ago

Cuz no one wants to be calculating math problem on their head when all they want to know is the time!!😛

2points

Scott Rackley 4 years ago

hell, I'm on board with it, "third till noon" fk em all up

2points

Al Cook 4 years ago

That would be far too complicated for some people's tiny minds.

2points

Ian Taggart 4 years ago

I think you meam 8:33.33333333333

1point

Donald Holder 4 years ago

Because people don't find it necessary to be that specific. If you ask for the time, most would respond with "almost 8:30"

1point

Tuule Tanum 4 years ago

My father started it when I was a child, and we have used thirds, like two-thirds of nine for 8:40. Of course, it only makes sense when using a watch with a dial and hands, and the amount of time is a segment of a circle. That's my kind of watch and a habit to visualise time.

1point

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

don't you mean 33,333333333? ;)

1point

Shadow_TheArtistDemon 4 years ago

That’s really smart!

1point

Nubis Knight 4 years ago

Remember the problem with the 1/3 pounder burger? ^^

1point

Max 4 years ago

It's really fun to do that to people. Also "it's three-quarters past 10".

1point

Tim 3 years ago

Because a quarter is bigger than a third. Duh.

0points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

That's what they do below the equator.

0points

May Day 4 years ago

You would be forced to use math too much.

0points

シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 4 years ago

Wait am I the only one who does that????

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

why can't we just say the number

0points

Christine Brand 4 years ago

I do occasionally.

0points

Kaleb Prichard (MiraiKuma) 4 years ago

I am now. . . . .

0points

Ely Tanaka 4 years ago

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mcborge1 4 years ago

Well his username checks out.

5points

Duncan 4 years ago

It is 11 and 1/30th when I am writing this comment.

4points

Wise beauty 4 years ago

BWAHAHAHA!!!! The fact that they are serious though!

3points

Charlotte A. 4 years ago

Is that a fact? I'm pretty sure they're joking.

0points

J. F. 4 years ago (edited)

That's something we germans can have endless discussions about. too . Some say it's ¾ 8 while in other places people will say "Quarter before 8"

3points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Oh God, YES!

1point

marie elle 4 years ago

In Austria you say "3/4 - 8" and germans say 1/4 before 7" and thats very challanging for many (not for me, I grew up bilingual-german)

3points

Kari Panda 4 years ago

Actually, there‘s a lot of dispute in Germany about the two formats ^^ Where I grew up, 3/4 8 was the norm. Where I live now, I have to say 1/4 before 8 or I get strange, uncomprehending looks.

1point

SEBASTIAN ALDANA 4 years ago

8:75? wow u a grown adult and you dont know your timse?

2points

Joe Blowe 4 years ago

Time is not equal to $

2points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

My sister (she was like... 6 at the time.) would tell you that it was "half a clock."

1point

Tee Witt 4 years ago

People like this really wind me up

1point

David Nelson 4 years ago

Underrated

0points

#12

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

397points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago (edited)

Being under a rest is bad, but imagine being under two or even three rests! :O

207points

James016 4 years ago

I'll take all the rests I can get

46points

Wistiti 4 years ago

That's when you can take a day-off without feeling guilty.

5points

PurpleDoople 4 years ago

My entire family was under a rest once. It was 10 pm, and they said ‘we’re tired.’

2points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

They're called naps.

0points

Debbie Burton 4 years ago

it's under 'the rest'

0points

the child 4 years ago

they'e not even trying lmao

16points

KJ 4 years ago

To be fair, I would believe Boris had written this.

14points

Caroline Pe 4 years ago

Ahahah,love it!

1point

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

so if I pay you will I be on top of the rest?

7points

Erika C. 4 years ago

That's good! Haha!

0points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Under the rest of what?

6points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

The rest of what Mr Scammer?

5points

Shayda 4 years ago

Sounds serious

3points

MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago

i'm underrested, can i get gift card too?

3points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

The rest of the iTunes gift cards?

1point

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Reminds me of IRS scams in the US. If they contact you any way other than a letter in the mail, it's not the IRS; they certainly wouldn't ask for gift cards.

1point

#13

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

396points

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River Webb 4 years ago

adoption?

249points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Surrogate mother?

42points

Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

maybe imaginary ones.. That would be better than her trying to help with sex-ed.

18points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

or abduction

8points

Jackie Nettleton 4 years ago

Could not imagine anyone being confident enough that the children would be safe to let her adopt

5points

Fred 4 years ago

I mean you not wrong unless she means biological then yea she is one of the dumb like me

5points

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Immaculate conception

3points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Strays...

2points

Eglė Bukauskaitė 3 years ago

virgin Mary?

0points

Hugh Walter 3 years ago

Yes! She put her last brain-cell up for adoption and an amoeba gave it a good home.

0points

シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 4 years ago

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Bear Hall 4 years ago

I have a very very strong feeling most of these people just have an overdeveloped sense of humor.

26points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

I have a very very strong feeling you have an overdeveloped optimism.

16points

Ozymandias73 4 years ago

Her name must be Mary?

14points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

It's not impossible. There's adoption, IVF, step parenting or surrogacy etc.

13points

Ian Reynolds 4 years ago

It worked in that documentary Jane the Virgin, she had kids and was still a virgin and in that famous book the Bible similar story.

13points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

I watch that show not a documentary tho unless you're talking about something else

4points

B 4 years ago

Some people should require a license before procreating.

10points

A C 4 years ago

Being a "virgin" is not setting a "good" example. Sex is not bad. Not educating people, especially your children, I'd argue is very harmful...

8points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

I'm glad she won't have kids.

7points

Norah Reilly Premium 4 years ago

Another immaculate deception...

2points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

Logically, a great idea

2points

#14

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

389points

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River Webb 4 years ago

tis one of the main reasons twitter exists

123points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

*this

4points

Shirley Heyn 4 years ago

For the Twits!

0points

Norman van Druten 4 years ago

More like Twatter.

0points

Fred 4 years ago (edited)

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moon 4 years ago

i feel like only half the people reading this realize that "their" is actually the correct terminology for this situation

14points

Pixie 4 years ago

Head -> desk *silent weeping for humanity*

13points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

IT MAKES A PENTIUM FLYYYYYYY

0points

Scagsy 4 years ago

I bet there feeling pretty stupid now.

12points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Sry I meant *know

9points

Kyan 4 years ago

imagine trying to roast but you f**k up so bad it makes u look stupid

6points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

This one keeps on giving!

4points

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

Just say, Gay or Straight!

0points

Lex 3 years ago

I learned in biology class that "hetero" means different, and "homo" means same. It can't be that hard figure out.

0points

Troy Hancock 3 years ago

Bottom and top literally be illiterates.

0points

Grover underwood 4 years ago

It has reached another level. Idiots calling out people that called out idiots!

0points

#15

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

381points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

Please show us the back next time! We want to see your signature :P

273points

Dodo 4 years ago

She did, that's why she needed a new one

25points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

There’s a reason why she got a debit card instead of a credit card.

12points

laura lee 4 years ago

Naw, but I do need the 3 digit security code, thx

5points

Jace 4 years ago

The signature doesn’t mean a damn thing. It’s the security code we need.

4points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

And don't forget to add your PIN.

3points

Karen Grace 4 years ago

And the CV code

2points

Jackie Moranville 3 years ago

AND the 3-digit security code!

0points

Jackie Moranville 3 years ago

AND the 3-digit security code!!

0points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

I want the SS #.

0points

Cydney Golden 4 years ago

It's the security code that counts!

0points

Donald Holder 4 years ago

And the pin code

0points

Lindy Mac 4 years ago

and the security code

0points

Elizabeth Butler 4 years ago

And we want to see your 3-digit security code too! The last place we tried wouldn't take your card without the code.

0points

Kathy Greear 4 years ago

And the 3 digit code

0points

Caroline Driver 4 years ago

If she's American, 99% of them don't sign their cards anyway. But it would let us see the security number, for card holder not present thievery.

0points

Naomi Cline 4 years ago

The 3 digit security code!

0points

Sam rice 4 years ago

I'm not sure this is a real card. The cvv number is proof 🤣

0points

GenXandEarnedItAll 4 years ago

And the 3 digit code as well.

0points

LuciBelle 4 years ago

I was on a crowded commuter train, standing room only, some idiot was on his cell giving someone his credit card number, including the exp date and CCV code. At the top of his lungs. Lots of people taking notes. 🙄

30points

Joonscrab 4 years ago

Oh wowww

1point

Mii 4 years ago

How can someone be that stupid...

28points

Grant Barke 4 years ago

Cant believe it myself.

8points

lazy panda 4 years ago

I've worked in a bank for quite some time and unfortunately, a LOT of people are this stupid.

7points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

By being too confident, proud and privileged to know how real life and people work.

3points

Erika C. 4 years ago

I can't help but feel sorry for her! Did she lack guidance that much in her life?

1point

Sarah Nunns 4 years ago

Twice!

0points

GenericPanda09 4 years ago

If she mails the name of her first pet and her mum's maiden name I'll order her a replacement for that one too.

19points

WalmartKermit 4 years ago

*zooms in and orders pizza*

13points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

**facepalm** ... Twice?!?

13points

Susie Elle 4 years ago

Sigh ...

7points

mcborge1 4 years ago

picard-615...f04fa1.gif

4points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Ok, I 100% understand the stupid behind this, but why is the card from two different banks? One is Chase the other is HSBC.

3points

Karen Grace 4 years ago

If someone was using the first one like she said they likely caused it to be way overdrawn and the account would be closed. So she would go to a different bank and open a new account.

1point

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Poor girl, parents did not do their duty

3points

#16

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

374points

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River Webb 4 years ago

I had an arm born in Egypt

212points

Watching 4 years ago

I left my leg on a beach in California.

30points

Delta of the Sand/Rainwings 4 years ago

I had a toe born in Peru

14points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

I asked my mom, but she's in denial.

13points

Esther (she/her) 4 years ago

my arm was born in Brazil

6points

lazy panda 4 years ago

My left pinky was born in Argentina.

6points

Sue Lynn Chan 4 years ago

My bones born in Malaysia

6points

not your average weirdo 4 years ago

My right pinkie fingernail was born in Tajikistan.

5points

JoanieBalonie 4 years ago

Thank you for my first laugh of the day!

4points

lil_gremlin 4 years ago

My head was born in Japan.

4points

foofoofloofy 3 years ago

My face was born in Norway.

0points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Apparently one of my fingers is from Ireland.

0points

sivanphoenix 4 years ago

Frankenstein's monster

0points

Nic Soderman 4 years ago

Apparently with that logic my p e n i s was born in Micronesia.

-1point

Curry on... 4 years ago

These are too funny. I might have to take a break from this page for a bit.

11points

Panda Mona 4 years ago

Don´t break into parts

6points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Hey, maybe they were born directly on the boarder!

5points

Mary Peace 4 years ago

Perhaps mother was a pupil at boarding school. I think you mean border.

0points

Annamay 4 years ago

I have 6 kids. I stayed with them every minute so they wouldn't be alone when they were born.

2points

Requiem 4 years ago

not if you came out across state lines

2points

Guido Pisano 4 years ago

well if your mother is very close to the border...

2points

Aura the rain/seawing hybrid 4 years ago

my brain was born up my ass

1point

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

He means North, South, East , or West, silly!

0points

brain face 3 years ago

legs in mexico brains and arms in canada

0points

Mayrene Chester 3 years ago

i had my parts scattered across Europe but put together in Asia, hence i recognise as European though my parents are fully Asian

0points

#17

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

340points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

This must be the sequel to "drill your own headphones jack into your iPhone".

197points

BlackestDawn 4 years ago

I thought it was a sequel to "microwave your phone to charge it".

39points

cookie panda 4 years ago

I- why would you even-

3points

ravina nimje 4 years ago

ooooo, do you have pics of it by any chance? Im curious.

0points

V V 4 years ago

Don't put metal in the science oven.

17points

André Roth 3 years ago

It's a myth. That will not happen, when you put Metall in the microwave. Foil is not good because it gets holes. And long cuttlery who touches the walls can cause problems. A can would shield the electromagnetic field and the food inside gets not warm. But that is it. No explosion or fire at all.

0points

Abhijeet 4 years ago

Correction, you need to microwave it for 59 seconds only

12points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I am... F*****g speechless...

12points

Noel Benavente 4 years ago

These people should be prosecuted, really... that is extremely dangerous.

9points

Wise beauty 4 years ago

Anyone who beloved that deserved what they had coming for them.

3points

Wise beauty 4 years ago

*belived

3points

Tom Spade 4 years ago

I was going to use the one in the break room... reference the above pic, lol.

2points

moon 4 years ago

must have left it in .00000000000000000000000000000000000003 min too long

1point

Jennifer Casey 4 years ago

Ĺp

1point

BasedWang 4 years ago

this reminds me of the Triforce thing that would wipe your entire computer

1point

#18

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

337points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

About time, men have been all over the female top charts for far too long!

228points

Dave P 4 years ago

well biological men can now top the female charts if they indentify as female

4points

Mike Rodrick 4 years ago

The result of women's lib!

0points

backatya 4 years ago

another idiot

-1point

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Remember when you were little and your teacher said, "Go back and read the whole thing."

26points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Like that test that has a whole bunch of rules to follow, and the last one is "Ignore all other rules - write your name on your paper and turn it in".

0points

Wise beauty 4 years ago

REALLY?! All women won on the WOMENS LIST?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!

8points

hobbitly 4 years ago

Highest paid musicians from that year only have 2 women in top 10: Taylor and Beyonce.

8points

the child 4 years ago

i mean their heart's in the right place... sort of

8points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Well how about that.

4points

Robert T 4 years ago

Now I want one of them to have had a sex change just out of spite.

3points

Vicki Perizzolo 4 years ago

so many people who completely miss the mark

1point

404_Panda_Not_Found 4 years ago

People its a FEMALE chart, HELLO?

1point

Mary Peace 4 years ago

Why are you telling us?

0points

Troy Hancock 3 years ago

Is someone gonna tell her or we just gonna let her wait it out?

0points

#19

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

337points

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the child 4 years ago

i hope- i really hope- that they're joking

215points

Delta of the Sand/Rainwings 4 years ago

And in the highly likely case they're not, they should not reproduce, for the safety of the human race.

29points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

I do love optimists.

7points

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

I love how this comment is by The Child.

1point

backatya 4 years ago

no don't you know your multiplication? 9X3= 27 LMAO

1point

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

He's named "Danny" for a reason (he's a guy, who will never get pregnant).

1point

Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

if they not I will lose all my hope..

1point

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

XD ur username kinda fits this post too well

0points

JoanieBalonie 4 years ago

Like the woman who has four positive pregnancy tests and was wondering how she gonna take care of four babies.

17points

Suzanne McHenry 4 years ago (edited)

You got to be kidding right?!?!

0points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

I'm surprised they got 3x9 right !

15points

Vic 4 years ago

It's possible they did 2X10 to get to that answer :-)

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

He is kidding. Obviously. Probably. Maybe. Oh boy...

12points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Imagine the poor women who have quadruplets... that's 3 full years of pregnancy :O

12points

Monday 4 years ago

You think Octomom would have reconsidered going through with it if this guy's logic applied?

7points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Poor lady that had 6 babies. Almost 5 years pregnant.

9points

Raven DeathShade 4 years ago

Fun fact: if you mash up all the months my mother was pregnant, she has been pregnant for nearly 9 years.

6points

Ian Milne 4 years ago

This post doesn’t belong here, it’s clearly a joke

4points

Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago

Given the other posts, I can't share your optimism. If only the pic showed him standing behind a microphone on stage.

4points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Have to admit, that would be pretty scary.

3points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Bless it! Or should I say bless the babies. On a good note, she can multiply

2points

Robert T 4 years ago

Be thankful that you're not an elephant.

2points

#20

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

326points

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Caro Caro 4 years ago

For your IQ.

344points

Vic 4 years ago (edited)

Ooh.. that was a scalding burn!! XD

22points

Мара Гончарова 4 years ago

The moment when the top comment is so good it should be a part of an actual post!

9points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Haha, love it.

5points

HoneyBun Arts 4 years ago

Might wanna apply some mustard to that burn

3points

Esther (she/her) 4 years ago

nice

2points

Bird Nerd 4 years ago

Apply cold water...

2points

M Calad 4 years ago

Brilliant! 🤣

2points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

Still too high.

1point

Aura the rain/seawing hybrid 4 years ago

oh damn!

1point

Ciel Pike 3 years ago

Apply water to burned area

0points

The_Indian_Panda 4 years ago

Savaagggggeee !

0points

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

don't worry sweetie you will be able to count far enough to understand one day... just keep practicing.

12points

Grant Barke 4 years ago

That's to celebrate the day of conception.

7points

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago

yep i agree. and no one ever turns 10,20 ,or 30 either....Actully after 2020 i dunno if i would want to claim i'm 20 lol

4points

Judes 4 years ago

I made my kids a zeroth birthday cake a few days after they were born (no, they didn't eat it).

4points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago (edited)

After 9 you just celebrate the 2nd anniversary of your 9th birthday, etc and so on...

2points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Neither 10 or 20. From 9 years old people are then 11 years old.

2points

I I 4 years ago

10 ? 20 ? 30 ? and so on

1point

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Hang on ill answer for them: That not "0" though the candel is CLEARLY just "0" 🤣

0points

brain face 3 years ago

10,20,30,40,50,60,70,80,90 and 100 arent even real!

0points

Mayrene Chester 3 years ago

i guess we'll skip 10 and go straight to 11 then.

0points

#21

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

317points

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V 2000 4 years ago

Fine then 300!! final offer 😠

121points

Miguel justino C 4 years ago

Meet me at the McDonald’s 2 towns over.

7points

earringnut 4 years ago

You joke but this is basically what it's like to be a woman by herself at a bus station

5points

backatya 4 years ago

Ok just deposit into my account first then I'll send you the address on where to pick it up

0points

GenericPanda09 4 years ago

That reminds me of an old joke my grandad used to tell about a guy who goes into a shop and asks how much the tomatoes are and the guy tells him they're £2 a pack and he says ' well the shop down the road sells them for only £1.50. The shopkeeper asks why he didn't buy them for there then....... 'well they don't have any left'. "Oh right, well mine are also only £1.50 when I don't have any left". and the guy says "okay, I'll leave it till you've got none then"

5points

Will Cipher 4 years ago

The stupidity is strong in this one.

4points

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

reading this was infuriating as hell....

3points

Seabeast 4 years ago

This happened to me once.

1point

Chase Sisk 3 years ago

if i was the person trying to buy it and they said they sold it i would be like ok

0points

Jack 4 years ago

SOME PEOPLE

0points

May Day 4 years ago

This was used for a commercial film in Sweden!!! 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Lindy Mac 4 years ago

Very cute skit

0points

Csaba Horvath 4 years ago

Happens all the time on Fb. Marketplace :( Or asks for properties of the stuff, which is already written in the advertisement.

0points

#22

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

305points

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wifeofweasley 4 years ago

how desperate do you wanna act? He: YES

235points

Carmen Sandiego- Deactivated 4 years ago

VERY YES

42points

marie elle 4 years ago

"yo gaby this is the surgeon" just peed myself, I'm crying

82points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Yo gaby this is God! Why tf you didn't answer him? We are overcrowded up here!

10points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Yo Gaby, this is Santa. You're on the naughty list now.

51points

M Calad 4 years ago

*bringing popcorn* - please, go on!

30points

KJ 4 years ago

A rather laid back surgeon.

18points

Kemalettin Erbakirci 4 years ago

Everything happened in 21 min

16points

zovjraar 4 years ago

yo gaby this is the surgeon... LMAO

16points

WalmartKermit 4 years ago

damn get this guy an Oscar for his performance

16points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I though creepy yanderes were just in fiction, like dragons, vampires and extracurriculars.

7points

Sans 4 years ago

yanderes are girls mostly, so they are

0points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Ooohh the drama.

7points

#23

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

299points

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River Webb 4 years ago

c

130points

Delta of the Sand/Rainwings 4 years ago

C

21points

LuckyL 4 years ago

C

9points

Potter Jackson fan 4 years ago

c

5points

HalfFinnishedAustralian 4 years ago

C

4points

Esther (she/her) 4 years ago

C

4points

Happy Daihatsu 4 years ago

c

3points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

C

2points

Sue Lynn Chan 4 years ago

C

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

c

1point

Gergely Pászti 3 years ago

Wait-wait-wait, it has to be capital. ;)

1point

WatermelonTheDutchie 4 years ago

c

1point

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

c

1point

Skyler Sage Tang 4 years ago

C

1point

Anna Repp 4 years ago

C

1point

Jonny Keeton 4 years ago

C

1point

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 4 years ago

C

1point

Autumn 4 years ago

C

1point

KittyCat 4 years ago

C

1point

MiaOokami 4 years ago

c

1point

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

USB-C will be the mandatory standard for charging devices in Europe. Even Apple has to comply although they keep insisting that such a law would be very disadvantageous for (their profits)/ innovation.

18points

Big Blue Cat 4 years ago

My friend complained that Apple charger is so much better because you don't have to know which way to plug it in. Haha. Her (work) laptop has two USB-C ports, one for the laptop charger and another one for monitor. I wonder how much time per day she spends on wondering which way to plug them...? I get that she's probably thinking mini-USB but I still find it funny.

1point

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

I read that article. It's not law just yet but it should be and it should be world wide. The other solution, no charging ports on phones. Just use a wireless charger pad.

0points

ivan bolitekurac 4 years ago

It will be mandatory since 2016

-2points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

There was this famous case in my country where a FB post said "write (an) essay to win a house". And people started replying with the word "essay" :D

13points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

That's visibly a joke. A good one, btw.

8points

Daria B 4 years ago

Slightly off topic. That's still slow. C to C is the way to go.

5points

Robert Beveridge 4 years ago

F

4points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago

That

0points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

C

2points

Troy Hancock 3 years ago

No.

1point

Lucas Schaffhauser 3 years ago

c

1point

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

C

1point

#24

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

296points

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guy greej 4 years ago

heretosexual is like some kinda helicopter sht aint it?

172points

Monday 4 years ago

no no that's helisexual, I think heterosexual is when you're attracted to that cool tero fertilizer!

43points

Paula Marowsky 4 years ago

Heretosexual??

9points

Emmalyse Shemanski 4 years ago

bro i dont even know any more

2points

Ian Smith 4 years ago

To be fair, the second option should be "homosexual" to be consistent.

31points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Why the f**k would anyone ask you so many personal questions?! Whether I suck d***s and pray in Latin or not is nobody's business!

18points

Stephanie Keith 4 years ago

They ask because they do discriminate. And this proves it. Otherwise there would be no reason to ask that question. Only to discriminate.

3points

Crowley The Snake 4 years ago

My lord the straights are at it again

8points

Fred 4 years ago

This was me till 13 I didn’t know that heterosexual ment straight

8points

Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

More importantly why there is no "Bended"? like tf are you against bananas now?

7points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

An why is there no "Why do you feel you need to know this? Does it turn you on?" counter option?

9points

Tee Witt 4 years ago

What has sexual orientation and religion got to do with anyone?

5points

Lemuel Hill 4 years ago

Once told a classmate he was a homosapien. He punched me.

4points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

I hope straight but fixed

3points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Why is there a form asking you religion and sexual preference? Does it want you to take a blood sample as well?

2points

#25

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

291points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Also rent will go higher because of your pets.

172points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

Plus a pet bond.

13points

Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

This was in a BP-post from a couple of months ago, that time labelled "practical joke"

16points

Kari Panda 4 years ago

I think they were both joking and not being stupid. It’s clearly photoshopped and the landlord was playing along.

11points

Jessica Rabbit 4 years ago

This one is a joke, the "renter" had a good relationship with the landlord and photoshopped the rats in as a joke...

6points

CincyReds 4 years ago

Rats are the sweetest little creatures!

2points

Juliet Hadaway 4 years ago

rats are photoshopped

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Dangit who let Bruno in there

1point

Diana Hockley 4 years ago

Those rats are pets, BTW.

1point

the child 4 years ago

are you pulling my leg

1point

Chase Sisk 3 years ago

the landlord is stupid

0points

#26

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

287points

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Ancsuri 4 years ago

Yes, the final information helped a LOT

221points

Vic 4 years ago

Yes if it was a boy it would be totally opposite, he would be the younger sister..

57points

Wise beauty 4 years ago

Now, is your sister a boy or a girl? This is very crucial to us finding out whether or not she is older than you…

11points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Idk might need hair color too

2points

Tee Witt 4 years ago

That is unfair, plenty of US dum males on BP

2points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago

It really did tho. I found out that her parents dropped her down the grand canyon where she hit her head :P

1point

River Webb 4 years ago

some kids where thrown at walls when they were younger, this is an obvious example

23points

cathy crompton 4 years ago

Your comment is my favorite, I’m still laughing at it.

0points

Dodo 4 years ago

Only if you were both born in BC.

20points

Noel Benavente 4 years ago

Mine is bigger but hers is longer? WTF..!?!?!

17points

Ian Reynolds 4 years ago

Yeah girls age faster than boys if that helps so you (a girl) born in 98 would be older that a boy born in 92. Hope this helps.

13points

My O My 4 years ago

42

10points

Yoga Kitty 4 years ago

Yes.

3points

Florida, but without the beach 4 years ago

Hers is longer???

5points

Anthony Nizza 4 years ago

I can't even

4points

Blaze Fitzwater 4 years ago

Hers is longer? 🤔

3points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

And possibly a bleach blonde??

1point

#27

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

286points

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River Webb 4 years ago

why don't they just walk?

254points

Alexandra Davis 4 years ago

Wheelchair user here and when going up a steep hill someone legit asked me why I didn't just get out and push the chair up the hill because it would be easier. The amount of people who assume I can walk blows my mind. I can't even stand. Yes I know some wheelchair users can stand and walk but majority of users can't walk and people are shocked when they find this out

61points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I just spurted laughed at your comment.

9points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

No, batteries so they don't have to get tired, with a pedal-powered dynamo to charge the battery.

4points

backatya 4 years ago

hey that's even a better idea

1point

Csaba Horvath 4 years ago

Put the 6s because idiots will take this serious :D

1point

laura lee 4 years ago

Lazy bastards

1point

SEBASTIAN ALDANA 4 years ago

ikr

0points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

I'm going to assume they didn't mean hand pedals.

11points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Considering the concern for tired arms

2points

best turtle 4 years ago

we need to cleanse the world

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

What do you think we are doing a year and a half now?

1point

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Because then the unemployment and disability cops will catch you using the legs.

5points

Alex Shields 4 years ago

Michael-Ke...d461cb.jpg

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

I think that’s called a bicycle

4points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

With 4 wheels, huh?

0points

Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

That is DJT logic, maybe he will start producing them?

3points

marie elle 4 years ago

Perhaps pretty lazy, idk

3points

G R 4 years ago

I use a wheelchair because I have a severe balance disorder but my legs are fine, so I fall into the tiny minority of people who actually could use this. (Incidentally, statistically more than half of all wheelchair users are ambulatory wheelchair users. Ambulatory wheelchair users get a crazy amount of ableism and there's a lot of ignorance around ambulatory wheelchair users.)

2points

Troy Hancock 3 years ago

Duh. Why they in wheelchairs!

1point

#28

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

278points

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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

FAMILIAR! Oooooooh!

266points

Momma Panda 4 years ago

THANK YOU!

31points

Wise beauty 4 years ago

*ahem* FOUR MEAL YOUR!

6points

Shelley McKinney 4 years ago

I had to say it out loud to understand.

5points

LuckyL 4 years ago

And I really tried to solve it before reaching the end of the chat. Didn't make it

1point

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

thx i litarly couldn't figure it out myself

0points

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Ta muchly

0points

JoanieBalonie 4 years ago

100 purse scent stupid

31points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Snort-laugh!

0points

Akalvin 4 years ago

It took a while, but then it stroke

8points

Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

Stay in school kids and LISTEN.

7points

Davis the Un-Greatest 4 years ago

Hmmm if you say it out loud it sounds familiar…

5points

Poultry Geist 4 years ago

Most things I try and type auto correct has no clue what I’m trying to say 😂 “definitely” was a hard one for a long time!

4points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Next question, "I seem to remember your first pet, what was it's name?", then "Oh your mom was nice, but I don't remember her maiden name what was it?". Yes, totally not a scam.

3points

Troy Hancock 3 years ago

I get why he goes to school.

1point

Lucas Schaffhauser 3 years ago

Yeah you look four meal your too. You were the guy who was lack toes in toddler ants!

1point

A C 4 years ago

I had to read that several times to figure out what this person was attempting to say... wow.

1point

#29

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

270points

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River Webb 4 years ago

nah I'd rather have either a wrist chocker or a finger choker

96points

Casey Burns 4 years ago

kinky

12points

Alexander Garcia-Osorno 3 years ago

You mean a bracelet or a ring?

0points

lefty libra 3 years ago

i dont do those. i personally like neck chokers. especially the long heck chokers ya know

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago (edited)

I'm not sure I want to know what they call a necktie...

7points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

business leash

7points

LiberalDisease 4 years ago

neck choker, real tight, would work

2points

justmemorticia 4 years ago

Now I want a waist choker too!

1point

Manndy Fisher 4 years ago

Goodness help me.. why I thought about Durex company..

1point

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

First off, which pichure is you? if the last, youse gotta nize waist leeb it lone

0points

Cookie Cat 4 years ago

You mean BELT

0points

gedwards1 4 years ago

If you like it then you should have put a choker on it.... ( Beyonce, probably)

0points

Donna Mann 4 years ago

I laughed Way too hard at this!

0points

Kitty Kat 4 years ago

I prefer wrist chokers myself

0points

j b milam 4 years ago

i think ankle chokers are pretty cool

0points

#30

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

264points

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Bear Hall 4 years ago

I guess she ment "University of California" in Berkley.

74points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Yeah, let's go with that Bear.

19points

Honu 4 years ago

There are actually several Universities of California, though Berkeley is the one people think of when you say "Cal". The actual name for SF State is "California State University San Francisco", though people commonly refer to them by X State. San Francisco State, San Jose State, etc. That said, people tend to go from CSU to UC. UC is the higher tier system.

2points

Katchen 4 years ago

I was hoping she was referring to a school named California, like Berkeley.

2points

Yehudit Hannah Cohn 4 years ago

Yeah, maybe she "meant" that.

1point

jevais 4 years ago

No, the banner is from the California State University of San Francisco, not Berkeley University which is across the bay in the city of Oakland.

-1point

Kona Pake 4 years ago

If you’ve got enough $$$$$, you can get into any college or university.

7points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Goodbye Germany, Hello Munchen!

7points

André Roth 3 years ago

Goodbye Bavaria, hello Munich. Wennschon

0points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Maybe there's a town called "Goodbye" in California?

3points

Katchen 4 years ago

“Goodbye, God. We’re going to Bodie.” “Good, by God! We’re going to Bodie!”

1point

Joshua Seaman 4 years ago (edited)

She's talking about the schools: University of California and SFSU. Goodbye (University of) California. Hello San Francisco (State University).

2points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I'm either really tired, really stupid or both but can someone please explain this to me. Doesn't help I am terrible with geography.

2points

• Lemønchu • 4 years ago

San Francisco is literally in California

9points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

someone else did the test to get in?

2points

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

I taut dat Boikelly was in L.a.

0points

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

That sounds like something a U.cal student would say upon transfer!

0points

Robert Miller 4 years ago

Could mean CSU ...

0points

#31

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

261points

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River Webb 4 years ago

jump in through the window, duh

80points

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

wait what? i thought you had to climb onto a high building to jump onto a plane so i can get a lift back to my car and smash through the roof. can't believe i've wasted all that time

6points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

Like a REAL man!

5points

Guido Pisano 4 years ago

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/General_Lee.JPG

2points

Koda Bear 4 years ago

no they just phase through the door obviously

1point

Lucas Schaffhauser 3 years ago

I just teleport through the door.

0points

Grant Barke 4 years ago

I prefer to enter through the sunroof.

6points

B 4 years ago

Use your head to ram your way through the door. Owait, seems like you've been doing that your whole life.

6points

Artemis 4 years ago

You just phase through the door. Isn’t it obvious?

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Dukes of Hazzard style

2points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

What? And risk being hit by a car?

2points

calvin and hobbes 1 year ago

i believe they are missing the phrase: for the women

1point

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

I Do! I think it is a nice gesture AND you might get to see a wee bit of leg!

0points

Papersnake 2 years ago

just front flip trough the air and then break trough the sunroof obviously!

0points

Hugh Walter 3 years ago

This is a funny answer to a badly-worded question and shouldn't really be in this list?

0points

#32

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

260points

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Heather Resatz 4 years ago

What an absolute idiot! And stick your tongue back in your mouth!!

237points

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

She looks like my dog in summer

49points

J&B FitzTubeKidz 4 years ago

Oh my gosh I hate that tongue thing as well. So dumb.

32points

Stephanie Cunningham 4 years ago

I'm so tired of seeing people's tongues.

23points

matilda 4 years ago

Why people do that? Is this supposed to be sexy or something? Am I missing something? I see a lot of videos on YouTube or just ads on websites when women do that.

9points

Vic 4 years ago

Don't judge!! Maybe she's looking for a title role in the Anaconda movie sequel..

6points

Ms.GB 4 years ago

Sitcom idea: Girl that has to navigate life with her tongue out of her mouth...maybe she goes on a blind date and has to mime because nobody can understand her.

3points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

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KttyMazMeow 4 years ago

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2points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago (edited)

I don’t think she should put it back in you don't know we’re it’s been.

1point

Nina 3 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqaHBfBSSuc&ab_channel=Pixar

0points

Lindsey Judd-Bruder 4 years ago

I mean, it worked for Miley Cyrus...

0points

wifeofweasley 4 years ago

first step: for the love of god keep your tongue in!!!!!!!! why do people think it's sexy or cute to stick your tongue out?!

42points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

It's only cute if it's a "blep". She looks like she's at a salt lick.

7points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

Can't have twitter without twit.

25points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

Nominate her for a new show called "Internets Dumbest Freaks"

19points

Miguel justino C 4 years ago

You beat me too that one.

2points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

BP comments do your thing.

12points

Grant Barke 4 years ago

Hello, this is the twitter casting couch. How may you help me.

8points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

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Lara Verne 4 years ago

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7points

WalmartKermit 4 years ago

a new Netflix original series called dumb asses on Twitter ….starring this dumb ass

5points

Khavrinen 4 years ago

Looks like she's confused Netflix with PornHub.

4points

Al Cook 4 years ago

What an airhead!

4points

#33

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

251points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

Perhaps he meant correcting a wrong book? :P

145points

Dodo 4 years ago

New name for proofreaders and editors: book righters.

37points

Sky Render 4 years ago

Maybe that one crooked book on the shelf is finally starting to get to him.

13points

V 2000 4 years ago

or rewriting it for white supremacists

4points

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

nah he probably meant a left book

1point

Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

Possibly a book was mistreated and he's going to right it?

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

He's gonna chuck The Turner Diaries into a woodchipper. That'll right it.

0points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Or it's tipping.

0points

Linda HS 4 years ago

No that's not what he meant and you know it

-3points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

You can't even right a tweet.

18points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

Plot twist: if he's using the English correctly, he's editing a book.

16points

Ozymandias73 4 years ago

I hope they LEFT that idea alone

6points

V Martin 4 years ago

I guess it wronged him at some point.

5points

Carmen Sandiego- Deactivated 4 years ago

very good right the wrongs

5points

Ryan-James O'Driscoll 4 years ago

Did it fall over?

5points

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Cool, start with 50 shades of grey. It's abysmal.

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

No, start with Chuck Tingle.

0points

justmemorticia 4 years ago

As a left-handed person, I feel slightly offended.

2points

Panda Mona 4 years ago

I will right you up

1point

Richard Hellemons 1 year ago

You can't right "Mein Kampf", try righting the bible

1point

#34

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

243points

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River Webb 4 years ago

here me out her, ik it sounds crazy but they turned the ice into LIQUID and poured it down the hole. crazy right?

129points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

next you're going to tell me the Earth is actually a sphere like a complete heathen :)

27points

Uber Mensch 4 years ago

Don't be confusing people with that Science stuff.

11points

Marissa Taylor 4 years ago

that's witchcraft talk you fool!

10points

404 Panda Not Found 4 years ago

To the stake with you.

7points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Is that how they get those sailboats into empty glass bottles too? Makes sense. Not sure how to separate them tho.

5points

Raphael Biock 4 years ago

Impossible. That would be magic.

5points

Rebekah Krause 4 years ago

Did you just reply to brag you know how to put water in a bottle?

4points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Brilliant!

3points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Mind blown. 🤯

3points

Edie Hart 4 years ago

I think you meant "Hear me out here..."

2points

Troy Hancock 3 years ago

AAAAAAHHH WHAAAAAT?

1point

that_curly_girl 🇺🇦 3 years ago

omg much crazy i cant believe that 😂😂

1point

Lukyan Terdal 4 years ago

That ain't possible. It just ain't. Is... is it? OH NO! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

1point

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Are you the fvcking reincarnation of fvcking Baron Kelvin? Pure jenius, mate. J.E.N.I.U.S.

1point

foofoofloofy 3 years ago

Good sir, this must be the work of witches!

0points

Shirley Heyn 4 years ago

. . . here me out her?

0points

Mary Peace 4 years ago

You know how to turn ice into liquid? You must be a scientist or other very clever person, right?

0points

You are Beautiful (He, Him) 4 years ago

*hear

0points

Martha Higgins 4 years ago

Hear, not here.

0points

Katherine Forrestall 4 years ago

Didn't hear you.

0points

Throaway1xx Xx 4 years ago

Where you out?

0points

Boaz Krebs 4 years ago

naaaahh what u talking about ice isn't liquid it's ice!

0points

Fred 4 years ago

No way

0points

Tom Spade 4 years ago

And Science invented ice in the early 1900s and was in wide use until it was abused and the Titanic sank. It's use was strictly regulated until after the internet came out. Today, ice is very popular for keeping in plastic bottles as a low-maintenance pet. Ironic nicknames are often given to ice pets.

9points

Sawdust 4 years ago

"But if they used molten ice, how'd they avoid the heat damaging the plastic bottle?"

7points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I think they used molten dihydrogen monoxyde.

5points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Quantum physics, bro!

4points

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

Poured, frosted water down the opening, when it was full, put it in the freezer for a minnit.Ta Da!

0points

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

So I guess, the water froze up after they put the bottle in the freezer, Right?

0points

brain face 3 years ago

did freezers die in 2020 too??

0points

Chase Sisk 3 years ago

i feel like i'm losing brain cells looking at dumb people

0points

PopscotchM 4 years ago

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=2HnJ%2fp4O&id=4D0BE718AB3B4B76F8086598991476EF9B3F6483&thid=OIP.2HnJ_p4OVp29VfksThETrQHaHk&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2ftoppng.com%2fuploads%2fpreview%2ffacepalm-facepalm-through-head-meme-11563502923j7lrjxxrsz.png&exph=859&expw=840&q=facepalmgoing+through+head&simid=608030239565680158&FORM=IRPRST&ck=848406FC4E38DB240B1D87E712C5845E&selectedIndex=2&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0

0points

#35

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

229points

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Caro Caro 4 years ago

Where'd that shoe go to?

80points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Nowhere, it has never been where'd.

19points

Nashira 4 years ago

Nowear! Damn....😅

1point

Hugh Walter 3 years ago

The teeming metropolis of noware! Long-weekend mini-break with it's own box.

0points

Lucas Schaffhauser 3 years ago

It went to your mom's house

0points

timothy green 4 years ago

I can't read any more of these

13points

Big Blue Cat 4 years ago

Yes, I have worked hard to learn English and I feel that my skills degrade because of internet.

5points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

But it has been there'd

9points

Raphael Biock 4 years ago

Wear can I buy?

4points

Lindy Mac 4 years ago

or Worn can I buy? 🤣

2points

Troy Hancock 3 years ago

It teleported?

1point

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Cry- snorting laugh. Some people...

1point

Kona Pake 4 years ago

What store did you steal them from? I hope this from Foot Locker.r

1point

WalmartKermit 4 years ago

and you’ve never been two scool

1point

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

Are you sayin they ain't bin no-place, Why Not?

0points

Laycette 4 years ago

H'ain't bin who'd, nither.

0points

#36

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

218points

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Zedrapazia 4 years ago

No, Karen, don't glue the face mask on

191points

Vic 4 years ago

I'm glad she didn't pull down his pants next with all tape on the boy and say "how will you know if they pooped ."

51points

blugeagua 4 years ago

Typical kyles and karens totally would pull this crap.

14points

Emily CPY 4 years ago

I believe the "concern" is that if a child is wearing a mask you won't be able to tell if they have actually been muzzled by a kidnapper. I guess because children otherwise act exactly normal when they've had their mouth duct tape shut by a kidnapper?

11points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Besides, it's supposed to go over the nose.

0points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

....is that not normal ? Next you're going to tell me you're not supposed to put them in cages.

43points

Monday 4 years ago

That's ridiculous! Next thing you'll know they'll expect kids to get free food!

30points

Dodo 4 years ago (edited)

The masks that come with gags aren't for children.

41points

Ellie J 4 years ago

The only "sobering" thing about this is that humanity is actually doomed because people are so damn stupid

31points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I never used duct-tape on my masks... Have I been doing it all wrong all along?

28points

WalmartKermit 4 years ago

when you finally have a use for those kids in the basement

15points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

That poor kid, having to put up with her nonsense.

9points

River Webb 4 years ago

children have hands you know

9points

Muff_Fluff 4 years ago

kidnappers have guns you know

6points

jammer 4 years ago

I’m pretty confident her kids need help ASAP.

8points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

If they aren't speaking I think that's one sign.

6points

#37

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

211points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

It depends if it's wet with shower water or rain water, of course. And cold water or hot water. B

108points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

With or without electrolytes?

20points

Colin L 4 years ago

Hard water?

4points

laura lee 4 years ago

Does shrinkage count?

2points

Tom Harper 4 years ago

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

2points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Well obviously lol.

1point

Mayrene Chester 3 years ago

salt-water or fresh-water tho?

0points

Stephen Solar 4 years ago

Hot water rises so the person would be lighter.

0points

Billy Maguire 4 years ago

Don't forget Heavy Water...

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

And carbon content. If it's below 30% they're legally Lignite.

0points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Is this a Monty Python sketch?

28points

Grant Barke 4 years ago

It has to be, lol.

6points

Enrich925 4 years ago

1lb of feathers is heavier than 1lb of metal considering you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

22points

Autumn 4 years ago

Darn it, I just commented this too XD Oops

1point

Scagsy 4 years ago

Bless his tenacity. Most people would have given up far sooner.

16points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

But are they wet though?

8points

lara 4 years ago

It depends if it is an African Swallow.

6points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Are they the ones with metal feathers

4points

Donna Martin 4 years ago

My brain just short-circuited trying to understand this.

6points

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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

This conversation is still going on.

4points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

And is other news, helium is up, feathers are down and paper is stationary...

3points

Mary Peace 4 years ago

True, except the paper is STATIONERY. There's an E at the end.

0points

Carmen Sandiego- Deactivated 4 years ago

I- what

2points

#38

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

207points

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I I 4 years ago

not many with empathy these days , its all ME ME ME

76points

Scagsy 4 years ago

As Metallica once said, sad but true.

12points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

As a very empathetic person, it makes me really sad to see that so many people don't even know what empathy is at this point.

7points

Nakura Orihara 4 years ago

Are you an empath?

0points

Linda HS 4 years ago

Some of this s**t is funny, but it is sad to see so much stupid in one place

6points

Mary Peace 4 years ago

"You have used your quota of question marks for this 4 week period. You will not be permitted to use this symbol again until 4 weeks have elapsed."

1point

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

Why all the question marks, Can'y you spikka da yinglich

0points

Gary Geracci 1 year ago

Quite often I might add!

0points

Trigender_Turtle she/they/he 3 years ago

Whats???????? Up with??????? Al the?????? Question????? Marks??????????

0points

Stephen Solar 4 years ago

Does your cat play with the question mark key when you're typing????

0points

Finola Cat 4 years ago

It's also called benevolence.

0points

Jace 4 years ago

Uh, “twitters users”?? Also, why do so few people even have a high school vocabulary?

0points

#39

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

206points

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René Studer 4 years ago

Nothing. He just told you.

93points

Erika C. 4 years ago

He had a change of heart, clearly.

4points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

A few years ago someone told me "Your great grandmother is on the way out", and I wasn't paying attention so I said "Where is she going?". You can tell I got the brains in the family, can't you?

14points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Coffee, I bet. Some days you just can't get it right.

8points

tuzdayschild 4 years ago

This is really funny and really sad

6points

Casey McAlister 4 years ago

This phrase does puzzle some English learners. They assume that "it" must be something specific.

5points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

The last thing my Dad told me before he kicked the bucket was "Bobby, how far do you think I can kick this bucket??"

3points

Tài Trần 4 years ago

This could be a little bit confusing for new non-native English learners. Say, fifteen years ago I wouldn't know this.

2points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

He is trying to foolish death. I hope he make it.

2points

Troy Hancock 3 years ago

That makes me Feel mixed feelings.

1point

Lucky 4 years ago

It

1point

#40

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

194points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

When you a soon, or you make a sometimes about people, it's unnearving

94points

Wistiti 4 years ago

Oh crap! Had to read your comment to understand what the heck it was all about.

9points

Jane Alexander 4 years ago

You mean un-Irving?

3points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

If you do you can, put to scare maybe?

1point

David carro 4 years ago

I still do not get It. Non native speakers we double the difficulty understanding.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

Seizure and assume?

19points

it's me again 4 years ago

This just hurts my brain.

8points

RaroaRaroa 4 years ago

Imagine what it's like living with these people's brains? The education system clearly failed them very early on in their lives. It's kinda sad really.

5points

Ashley Schriber 4 years ago

When you A SOON, you make an A out of SO and ON.

5points

Robert T 4 years ago

Well when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

4points

D K 4 years ago

c-jah!!!! Holy fck that had me rollin’.

3points

Sam rice 4 years ago

Assume.. yay education....

1point

Jace 4 years ago

What is the goddamned point in posting these if you’re going to censor them so we can’t read them???

1point

Mary Peace 4 years ago

What was censored? The names and the bad language. You don't need to read that.

0points

Leeds Lass 4 years ago

An RN? OMG hahahahaha

1point

Sue Lynn Chan 4 years ago

I like the first one though....🤣🤣

1point

#41

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

50points

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Kate 4 years ago

... *facepalm* 10. Order of operations -- you multiply before adding.

100points

M Baldwjin 4 years ago

I love that 10 isn't even an option

52points

BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 4 years ago

the fact that 33% of people chose an odd number though...

10points

J.L. Martin 4 years ago

Yeah, I came down to the comments just to type "The correct answer is not listed."

4points

Honu 4 years ago (edited)

Yep. Though how on earth 41% got those other numbers is beyond me, unless maybe they were protest votes for not have 10 as an option.

3points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Well 10 isn't even an option

1point

Uber Mensch 4 years ago

Dang math majors, and your trick questions.

1point

Nubmaeme 4 years ago

Not when you're taught to do equations from left to right. You get 16 that way.

-1point

brukernavn340 4 years ago

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Daria B 4 years ago (edited)

I apologise for my stupidity, but isn't the correct answer 10? First you do the x and then the +, no? (I'm bad with numbers, I admit) Edit: I checked with a professional calculator, inserted exactly that same sequence, and it proves me right, it's 10)

16points

Caro Caro 4 years ago

perfect

6points

RMA 4 years ago

A professional calculator?

0points

Pungent Sauce 4 years ago

2+(2x4)=10…. (2+2)x4=16….. hope that helps.

0points

Joe Blowe 4 years ago

I see no possible way to even get the answer of 15, 14, or 13

11points

Vic 4 years ago

You can, if you skipped Math class long enough..

12points

Noel Benavente 4 years ago

Ok, i understand some people believing it is 16... but HTF did they ended with 15, 14 or 13?? No, really... :O

2points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

It needs to be a joke.

2points

Jace 4 years ago

I actually forgot that multiplying goes before adding. I have always sucked at math, so it’s no surprise I forgot. Dyscalculia. After so much struggling, I just stopped thinking about math and have forgotten how mixed operations work. If they’re even called that.

1point

Potter Jackson fan 4 years ago

PEMDAS. You multiply first... then add. It's 10.🤦

1point

Robert T 4 years ago

I'm going to start writing these in Reverse Polish Notation, out of spite. Do you mean "4 2 2 + x" or "2 2 4 x +"?

1point

Grant Barlow 4 years ago

Doesn’t it also go left to right. I also got 16. Help

1point

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

It can be read left to right if they had included brackets around the 2x4. We used brackets mostly to signify in which order to do the calculations, when I was at school (calculus). We did a bit on order of operations, but i guess different country means variances in syllabi?

3points

Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago

I’m gonna go back to sleep…

0points

#42

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

43points

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Ian Reynolds 4 years ago

I hate it when people do something affensive, I am affended by this.

51points

Giles McArdell 4 years ago

Did it offect you badly?

11points

Al Cook 4 years ago

Hmmm, I wonder where this person even developed that opinion from? Energy drinks are mostly iconic in extreme sports. Not sure where the emos and goths come into that, I don't think I've ever seen Marilyn Manson shredding a ski slope!

9points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

The f**k?

9points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

A cult around a drink that has the potential to kill you.

7points

Jace 4 years ago

How did they spell “aesthetic” correctly but misspell “consider” and “offensive”? Also, shortening “be” to “b” and “you’re” to “Ur” is amazing laziness.

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

u wot m8

0points

bumble bee 4 years ago

How about I live my life and if I offend someone I will assess the severity of offense and act accordingly. Which usually amounts to shrugging shoulder and moving on. Your offense is not my offense.

3points

Silre 4 years ago

Okay, calm down

-1point

Persp Gold 4 years ago

I've been affended by this so pubic awareness is welcome

1point

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

why is me consuming something that goths also happen to consume from time to time affensive to you?

1point

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

some much stupid in one statement.

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

Wait, what? How about no.

1point

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

So cultural appropriation ?

1point

#43

Dumb-People-Online

Final score:

38points

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Carmen Sandiego- Deactivated 4 years ago

welp

26points

Monic Krugell 4 years ago

if you want to correct people fact check yourself

4points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Wow, this person's self-esteem is so low when they receive a compliment they think it was a grammar mistake.

3points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Facepalm

2points

Finola Cat 4 years ago

Say what? You is an addressing pronoun, they/them is a referencing pronoun.

1point

BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 4 years ago

their*

1point

Ashe 4 years ago

They are a baka soooo

0points

Jace 4 years ago

What.

0points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

mmmmhhhhmmmm

0points