50 Times People Felt The Need To “Humble Brag” Online And Got Shamed For It

The. Ultimate. Response.

The reason they said Ex instead of specifics is because when being called out, they can claim it's just another ex

My almost 7 year old has recently learnt how to do his buttons up and I am very proud. It’s not a race to see whose child is the best, the smartest, tallest, best looking etc.

*you're

Please just catch fire and die (bis)

"Niece? Yeah, it's the nickname I gave to my ripped abs."

Rolex ... you a pimp, bro, are yooo?

All the languages who disappeared without leaving a trace would like to have a word with your son.

Ah, the diamond bit through the glove, happens all the time.

wait what the hell did I just read?? Harry got the right reaction tbh

Yeah, and posting it on Twitter so angels could see your deed and retweet it in heaven.

It’s your humility that makes you attractive. Or your sarcasm.

me who no ones contacted for a week and a half

Gross

Actually, it is true, and really annoying. I am French, but sometimes I use English words because I cannot remember the French ones.

They forgot to precise "roll my BEAUTIFUL eyes (did I mentioned the fact that I had BEAUTIFUL eyes?) and walk away".

Sooo embarrassing.....that you feel the need to pretend to react for likes. Let your dancing speak itself, smh

Anyone with one comma in their account isn’t broke... but two commas! And do they have Wells Fargo in Dubai. No, really, this is from Warren Buffet in Omaha, right!

It's "beemer" you uncultured swine /s I'm kidding

That's nothing. Bored Panda just entered my comments into a contest and i won $501

How I understand it: what he drew was the eye on the right, but because people like him and don't want him to feel bad, they pretend his drawing to be as good as the one on the left. That's my headcanonical explanation and I don't want any facts or logical explanation to divert me from it.

Yeah, just a few more inches short of being secure, those darn two inches down there...

stop ruining theodd1sout!!

"You gave birth to a dynamite". Luckily it didn't blow up in her face.

i agree.

why is catcalling immpressive? its usually creepy old men jackin off in allyways?

If you precisely know how much the items you have with you are worth, then you're insecure about being rich.

*Me - And that's not all, I did it anonymously!

Way to take a proud moment in your son’s life and make it about you. My mom would be so proud.

"I'm 19, look at me, how unique I am, nobody ever was that age before me"

Not "intellectual". "Pretentious".

Strange what autocorrect does to "I am in jail"

youre also fluent in trash smh

By being unable to distinguish between his two phones, he admits to be a sheep for having bought both

the use of adjectives suggests otherwise mr SouljaStan....

Please just catch fire and die

who the hell is she in the first place?

Girl this post is unhealthy

I don't know, I'm in Bali

Doesn't she know that $600 shoes are Regina's thing?

I think you should unite your parents' affiliations and be an English patient.

Keemstar is a piece of human garbage.

humble brag, you say?

This is the Daily Mail though...

Someone needs a lesson in economics. And morality.

One likes me that's all I need 😁

oh no, how sad (/s)

But no friends whatsoever on WhatsApp or Instagram, I see.

If he gives you his business card, he probably wants to do business. And 3 clients in a month is pretty lame.

I feel like actors are the worst. They're bragging about it the whole time. Maybe there's a reason they were considered to be lower than prostitutes in ancient Greece.

Cringe.

if people helped homeless people as much as they claimed too, we wouldn't have as big a crisis.

I do not have amnesia, so... No?

Sounds like you're stupid. Thanks for sharing.

*cringe*

His ego could collapse under its own weight and create a massive black hole.

Yuck. Just yuck.

It is not humblebragging, it is just bragging. There is no fake humility here. And if it is true, she has the right to do it because mind your own business dude.

oooh the racist rapist homophobic git is talking

yeah... EMBARRASSED...

Why show options? Just come up with suggestions, she probably has it in her huge wardrobe anyway.

None of that will matter in 10 years when you realise none of them are friends

Maybe he should've bought trousers instead

Suck it up dude, just suck it up.

i get the face and the number plate... but why block out her stomach?