‘Learn Useless Talents’: 40 Useless But Very Cool-Looking Things You Can Learn To Impress Others

You're the best! Totally going to do this and share!! Your legacy will live on!! When this takes off make sure you get the credit!!

I love that at the end- tie a cute bow and get ready for battle!!!

This is actually useful!

i mean it works

lick your fingers first for an even better effect

I like that!

yo,this aint useless my guy,who put the hideout for me and the gremlins here?(the gremlins is the name we gave me and my friends.

puff the cat and vector from despicable me confirmed,this works!

Oh Garcia, you are so silly

I'm doing this tomorrow and waiting to see how long it takes before someone notices and says "Are those PANTS??"

next, get a bird

Looks like he’s wearing leg warmers lol

Cute!

I was on a bus tour where someone took a drink from a can of Coke and got stung. They couldn't stop crying, so I asked if it was a Bee or a Wasp -- they didn't know. . . . It Makes A Difference. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I told them, if it was a bee, it would have left behind a stinger and a venom sack. When took a look, I could see it in the roof of their mouth. Using the tweezers from a swiss army knife, I extracted it and solved the problem. Instant pain relief. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you've read this far, you've learned some "useless" information like the other people on the bus.

This is the opposite of useless. Very useful, recommended to remember.

Now, I wonder what that censored word is. It is not like there are any other repeated instances of that word, right?

Ministry of Silly Handshakes?

And scare the living hell out of everyone who happen to be there!

I'd need a lot of brandy before this no matter which person I am in the equation.

I am gonna do this at a hotel and see the waiter's reaction.

*Crack*

I love this!! I've seen the video of this young man doing it!! He's impressive!

This is useful

Now I know how to make a creative emblem for my cult, thank you

Oh my, why didn't I think of this sooner?

gon use this on my sister if she decides to have children

Nice for a guest bathroom.

Anyone else tried it? It wasn't just me, right?

*looks at the bag bag and starts calculating*

I've never found Waldo yet. He's called Wally in the UK.

Only for Europeans :-)

I did that once to my cat. I laughed so hard while he, on the other hand, was plotting my demise.

Walaaa? Did you mean "voila" by any chance?

I nearly barfed trying it. I guess I will keep whistling like a peasant with dry fingers.

This is how I was able to tell lowercase b and d apart. Make a b with left hand. d with right. Put then together and it looks and spells bed without the e.. This reminded me off that.

still gonna be stupid at this

You'll need 5 people: 1 to pull the chairs. Incomplete instructions, we need to sue.

i usually bite down on a funnel and shovel food through there

Ouch??

Thanks, I hate it.

This one can actually be helpful if you're followed. You can somewhat control a situation without scaring attacker into doing something unpredictable

Usefull when you travel and need to read signs, menus and other stuff, despite not understanding

True fan of baseball

Been there. Done that.

I tried the recipe, followed it step by step, would recommend 100 percent,no allergies and good for ppl on diet too, easy to make, and very delicious too 😂

You will NEVER need this

Now this is strange, but I have indeed had to do this when I worked at the zoo. This is what we did, with four people because it needed extra security on the wings as one wing was injured.

thats cool

always wanted to do this, may try if I feel like making a crazy mess on the kitchen 😂

That will become all slushy in ten minutes

As demonstrated by Joe Gatto!

the harp is huge in the chimney one!

What did they even censor here?!?

They did an episode on River Monsters where Jeremy Wade crawled into a tub full of piranhas to prove that they're not nearly as dangerous as old adventure stories like to make them out to be. The ones in the tub just acted like scared fish.

My mom taught me that but only pull one finger on each hand to make a single knot. It’s so useful and I can tie my shoes faster than anyone I’ve ever met!

I know EAN13, definitely not it, barcodes are all numbers too, it also lacks a start/stop so could never be read properly. In fact, I think this is just the 3 of 9 font.

Yeah, in German this is called "Arschbombe" ("a*s-bomb")

what is even censored here?? this is getting beyond ridiculous.

L (edge) = diameter (peg) + 1 Planck. Fits now.

I love how BP censors words like "die", "death", and "suicide", but put a pictorial guide to killing yourself with a sword into an article.