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You're used to seeing Disney princesses in pretty dresses in fairylands far far away. However, thanks to Astor Alexander, a freelance illustrator from San Diego, Califonia, you are about to find out that these fictional ladies look wonderful in a completely different setting, too.

"Noir Princesses" is an awesome illustration series with a pretty self-explanatory title. It features - you've guessed it! - Disney princesses as badass noir characters. It's a "stylish" crime genre, emphasizing cynical attitudes and sexual motivations. Noir fiction protagonists are usually self-destructive, dealing with a corrupt legal, political or other systems. Their stories often lead to lose-lose situations, too.

Astor has perfectly captured the aesthetic and atmosphere of the genre while preserving the distinct personalities of the princesses. Scroll down to meet them and tell us what you think in the comments.

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"Miss White & The Unlawful Seven"

"Miss White & The Unlawful Seven"

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Anna DeFilippis
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i cant imagine sweet little snow white holding a gun

Hendra Lim
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7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"unlawful seven", does that mean that the dwarfs become the antagonist?

NWB
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats a Tarantino film id watch!!

nanashi
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd read the heck out of this, and I don't read anything aside from fantasy.

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lana Parilla in SnowWhite's role as badass girl... Not bad at all!

Sowmya Baskaran
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of all the posters, I simply like this one <3

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    #2

    "Beast Hunter"

    "Beast Hunter"

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    Just Curious
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Unlike Pocahontas above (apparently), this one does not look like she’s doing such a good job...

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    Miss Cris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better being a beast hunter than a beast prissoner!!!

    Albino Lion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is she trying to kill the Beast? Because if so she’d be a lot like Gaston.

    J Valencia
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would read this if it was a comic or a novel. I would read them all.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is just me or Belle looks very alike Stephanie Powers? Wow!

    Justapottaflash
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting Peggy Carter vibes from this one and 'Miss White & The Unlawful Seven'

    Pedro Hasashi
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claire, from Resident Evil Revelations 2! https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/f/f2/Resident_Evil_Revelations_2_Claire_Redfield_render_01_alpha.png/revision/latest?cb=20170521220336

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    #3

    "Shadows Of New Orleans"

    "Shadows Of New Orleans"

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    Sooze
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks just like a cover. Great job!

    Hallak65
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Insert generic positive comment here"

    Jordy Star
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how she looks so much like sanaa lathan, Beautiful cover

    Bobbi Newell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite, love the complexity!

    Albino Lion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks so calm. If I was in her place I’d be freaking out

    Parmeisan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd missed this movie and had to do some research, so for anyone else wondering: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiana_(Disney). It's set in New Orleans.

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    #4

    "The Goddaughter"

    "The Goddaughter"

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this make the Godfather song play inside my head?

    Albino Lion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t see Cinderella smoking, but otherwise great job, the outfit looks great 👍

    DotC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady Tremaine looks like Archer's mom.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Bassinger at "L.A. Confidential" couldn't look better

    Lyone Fein
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be "The Stepdaughter"?

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    #5

    "Pocahontas Private Eye"

    "Pocahontas Private Eye"

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    Just Curious
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a private eye need a sniper rifle??

    Smyrna Loy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pochahontas would have been a natural choice as a Zane Grey-type western (IMHO)

    Albino Lion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her shirt looks like her original dress

    Kim Lorton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be... Pocahontas, Bounty hunter

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    #6

    "The Lady From Henan"

    "The Lady From Henan"

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    Janice
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks nice at first until you read it like it'd be in Chinese and then you realize it really does not flow off the tongue. Really stilted, actually.

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    #7

    "The Arabian Heist"

    "The Arabian Heist"

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    TheNerdyOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her dress it’s great for prom

    Jiyaaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my fave, i love aladdin

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priyanka Chopra should make some gangster film

    Tuba Tanjum
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a bollywood actress

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    #8

    "The Long Sleep"

    "The Long Sleep"

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    Mindy Keys
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stunning work, just fantastic. I normally avoid the 'Disney princess as...." posts, but your artwork is just magical.

    joel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this nice sleep i like

    TC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda is obsessed with this film company..

    neverbeenbored
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how she looks real life instead of stick thin.

    Cheesecake Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll call you back, there's someone who 'missed her bedtime.'"

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    #9

    "High Sea Robbery"

    "High Sea Robbery"

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    Danny Boi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High sea what you did there. Very clever and well detailed. :D

    Sofia Thornley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nicely done details. Her wet hair is amazing, and you managed to get her color palette for the outfit in there.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High Seas Salvage, there is nothing too deep to go get!

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if Chris Pine can back up Wonder Woman, he can back up Ariel as well.

    April Camenisch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you order prints of these anywhere?

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    One fascinating aspect of reimagining Disney characters lies in the innovative storytelling, as demonstrated by different artists. While one artist has chosen to depict these characters in an edgy, noir style, another artist offers an equally imaginative take by portraying them during pivotal life events.

    For instance, if you’re interested in exploring how Disney characters might celebrate joyous occasions, you might want to look at how they would appear on their wedding day.