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Learning a new language is challenging. However, it's just as rewarding. I mean, having the ability to interact with someone who grew up in a a completely different environment? Juk tai nuostabu. And the lessons aren't just a painstaking grind. They're full of fun things as well. One of them is literal translations, the "word-for-word" translations that tend to drift away from the sense of the original word on sentence. One of the members of the Facebook group Monolinguals are the worst has urged others to share the funniest literal translations they know, and, believe me, they delivered. Scroll down to check out these linguistic gems and upvote your favorites!

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Sara de los Reyes
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6 years ago

Toadstool after all, right? (:

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago

    Finnish = knowledge machine

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago

    Ahahahah! This is true for Croatian too. ♥

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    Crapulus Maximus
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    6 years ago

    Dutch: prickly pig

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    WHAT

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    Evaldas Ilginis
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    6 years ago

    Lithuanian: tanned leather wing

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    SiSi Shan
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    6 years ago

    Chinese: shadow baton and shadow tunnel

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    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Lol so a vegan would be dairy meat denier

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ahahahah! True. Interestingly, the cooked / prepared fish has a completely different Sino-Korean word. (Like the difference between "pig" and "pork" in English)

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    Harry Larter
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Aww

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    Blueplanet
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    6 years ago

    Chinese: Sea Female

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    Asat Voong
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    6 years ago

    Danish is worse.

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    Chloë Coles
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I've always called them sleeping policemen and I'm British English...

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    Sleep Meister
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The term 'whisky' derives originally from the Gaelic 'uisge beatha', or 'usquebaugh', meaning 'water of life'. Gaelic is the branch of Celtic spoken in the Highlands of Scotland.

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    Thunder
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Same in Dutch

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    miaow
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    wait is this a proverb or an actual word they have?

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Well it's true at least

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    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    You can say it in German too. It’s either Kartoffel or Erdapfel

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Afrikaans: You are still wet behind the ears.

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    In Irish, it's written "claoaoaoghdghhn nibhmhaoagdh". :D

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    David Jeu
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    6 years ago

    If you literally translate "pineapple" in French it become "pomme de pin", which translated back in English means "pine cone".

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago

    In Croatian we call him either Christmas Grandpa or Frost Grandpa.

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    Alex Harris
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    6 years ago

    Argentina: "Vaquita de San Antonio" (Saint Anthony's little cow).

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago

    Reminds me of Obvious Plant funny-fake...e5b958.jpg funny-fake-products-obvious-plant-59-5d3568732d154__700-5daa164e5b958.jpg

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Korean: "Oh, f**k! So sudden!" ♥

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    Iggy
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    6 years ago

    I can see why German isn't the international language of romance! Nipple isn't much better, though, to be honest!

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    Erdot
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    6 years ago

    Hungarian: Arra ne varrjál gombot. (Don't sew a button on that.)

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    Gosiulka Bloem
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    6 years ago (edited)

    Same in Dutch (sinaasappel or appelsien) and from Dutch (as far as I know) it was borrowed into many languages, including Russian.

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    White Wolf
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    6 years ago

    Hungarian has it better: house of sickness!!!

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    Martz Migraña
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    6 years ago

    I've never in my Hispanic life heard someone showering with an artichoke.. this is maybe from a very specific country or region, and not part of the common Spanish language, I think.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Same goes for wrist. ♥

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago

    In Croatian: self-mover (ha! We predicted the future! ♥)

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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    6 years ago

    English: dragon Japanese: dragon English: dinosaur Japanese: fear dragon

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    Wyomudder
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    6 years ago

    Is it me, or does German just get to the point of what the thing is...?

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    Claudia Machado
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    6 years ago

    Same in Portuguese. Funny thing is rollercoaster in Russian is American slides.

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    Markus Holstein
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    6 years ago

    "butterfly" itself sounds rather weird to non-native English spreakers

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    6 years ago

    The Mexican Spanish version sounds less vulgar

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    troufaki13
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    6 years ago

    Greek: old lady's hair

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    Molly Universe
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    6 years ago

    POTATOES! BOIL EM MASH EM PUT EM IN A STEW

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    sounds more like a gooseberry to me

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    pebs
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    6 years ago

    In italian it's "golden apple".

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    Elsker
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    6 years ago

    Great word actual. Very direct:)

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    Thunder
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Dutch: anti-bite 👌

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    6 years ago

    What on Earth are the Norwegians doing with tadpoles?

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    Matt Kennedy
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    6 years ago

    And hospital: sick house And nurse: sick sister!

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    solostxrx
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    6 years ago

    English: Hello Chinese: You Good

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    Crapulus Maximus
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    6 years ago

    Dutch: slaughter sacrifice

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    Tina Hugh
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    6 years ago

    Cantonese: electric brain

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    Aine
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    6 years ago

    He's still called Leðurblökumaðurinn in Iceland... (The leather flap man)

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    My O My
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    6 years ago

    What is an expectation goose??

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    In Finnish too, you can say it's raining water, it's raining snow, it's raining sleet

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    Väinö-Oskari Astala
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Oxygen translated from Greek means acid-producer so Germans just translated the name. Same with Finnish, happihappo.

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    Ehsan Abbaspour
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    6 years ago

    Persian: same word for leg and foot. Also same word for hand and arm.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    6 years ago

    Same in Polish

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    goodmorning
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    aaww that sweet.

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago

    Same in Finnish

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    François Bouzigues
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Also small pigeons in spanish

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    Janny Zhang
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    6 years ago

    Chinese: water mother

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Chinese and Japanese: sugar pee disease.

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    Thunder
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Sea dog is seal in Dutch...

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    DE Ray
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Side note: Candy floss was invented by a dentist - and the conspiracy is revealed!

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    That doggo
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    6 years ago

    Same in Cantonese

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    In Dutch it is Fly Field (vliegveld)

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    Aditya Sixviandy J
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    6 years ago

    same here in Indonesia!

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    Dutch: With the clock’s direction

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    Henrik Lukas
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    6 years ago

    In Danish the mare rides you. You literally say "I've had the mare riding me". The mare being a being that takes you sexually against your will - and giving you evil dreams as a result.

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    That doggo
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    6 years ago

    French: lost bread

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    Hein Scholtz
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    6 years ago

    lol and English replies in Afrikaans..

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    troufaki13
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    6 years ago

    Well, that's the actual translation from greek. Hippos: horse, potamos: river

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    Dutch: Lazy Earth (luiaard)

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Japanese old way: 1+ 1 =?

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    solostxrx
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    6 years ago (edited)

    Chinese: Head strands as well!

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    Eirik Johnsbråten
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    6 years ago

    Norwegian: hand joint

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    Dutch: Earth berry

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago

    In Croatian, "flying plate" is UFO.

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    Daria Z
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    6 years ago

    Now I wonder how they call the actual Turkey :-)

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    Monday
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    6 years ago

    Afrikaans: Ghost Breath

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    Maya Baggins
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    6 years ago

    False! In Spanish is F****t (mariquita). Saint Anthony's cow is other bug!

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    Dutch: 1. Grasscutter (Grasmaaier) 2. Lovely gentleman creature (Lieveheersbeestje) 3. Hundred six and fifty (honderszesenvijftig)

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    Same in Dutch

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    Luuk Eegdeman
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    6 years ago

    Dutch: Lucifer (yes the devil's name indeed)

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    miaow
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    6 years ago

    Every creature has a profession. Take the worker ants for example, and the carpenter ants. I literally love these new words !! ^^

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago

    Croatian: toilette sea shell

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    DE Ray
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    6 years ago

    Just getting Germans to say "squirrel" is hilarious.

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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    6 years ago

    The Chinese word in Japanese: oh, you mean like those from Ghost in the Shell.

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    Ehsan Abbaspour
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    6 years ago

    Persian: thorned chick

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    Hehe

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    In Dutch we say it both (mostly of the time we say ambulance)

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    David Jeu
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    6 years ago

    Seems like some countries are mices heavy.

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    In Dutch it is “little ice” (ijsje)

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago

    This one reminds me of a specific type of bug that's known for stinking very bad when dead. In Croatian we call it stinky Martin.

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Chinese: sea fresh (not flesh, fresh really)

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    chi-wei shen
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    6 years ago

    German also shoe spoon (Schuhlöffel).

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    Dutch: fast way (snelweg)

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    Juan Aranda Santos
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    6 years ago

    Most people say wrap... burrito is just for the mexican food

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    Piou
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    6 years ago

    In French: little footwear

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    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
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    6 years ago

    That is just a literal translation, though, and not the meaning of the word. 'I morgen' means tomorrow, 'morgen' means morning. As in English, really, as 'morrow' is the same word (ie same origin) as 'morning' and 'morgen'.

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago

    In Dutch it is Not normal (Para) Sun (Sol) = Parasol. It’s originally a French word but yeah.

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    Michał Wasiak
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    6 years ago

    And my personal favorite from: - English: terrible idea - Polish: poroniony pomysł (your idea was a miscarriage )

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