Normally, when you send greeting cards to friends or loved ones, you wish them something nice and sweet whether you really mean it or not. Paul Gandhi, on the other hand, would rather be honest. Brutally honest.

The “de-motivational speaker” creates simple greeting cards with short messages on them. They are rather rude but in a funny way! The cards include sayings like "You're getting old motherfucker" or "I guess I like you more than the rest of these insufferable shits". Check them out below and vote for your favorites!

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

OMG! YES!!!!

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Cassie 2 years ago

Fell? FELL???? As a woman who has given birth four time I WISH!!

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nighty fox dreemurr 2 years ago

Shit men

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Viola Black 2 years ago

Yuppp.... Cats claw their way into your hearts and would never let go!

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shealynnjoyner 2 years ago

I NEED THIS CARD so meh

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Christine Santos 2 years ago

Yessssssssssss

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Christine Santos 2 years ago

Lol

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

Loving the birthday cake with the candles causing a fire... My birthday's coming up and if I had the correct amount of candles I'd need the fire brigade,never mind an extinguisher!!

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Crazy Bagel 2 years ago

What happened to "you'll always have the cats"?!? 😱

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Amber Ridgdill 2 years ago

lol Sort of the opposite of "Never ask a woman when she's due."

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nighty fox dreemurr 2 years ago

appy ice to the burnt area.

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nighty fox dreemurr 2 years ago

I'll do the sacrifice.

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Kat Blak 2 years ago

Now why isn't the last one checked off and first on the list

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DLB 2 years ago

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The artist should send THIS card to everyone he sent his cards to.

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Cees Timmerman 2 years ago

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say...

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

LMAO! (FYI)

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Stille20 2 years ago

I would totally send out this card. Maybe next year.

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA my kind of birthday card! My friends will love this! We call each other names because we have a love and understanding for one another that no one else will understand.

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

But, I like being alone

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

I would love to give and receive any/all of these greeting cards! THESE are a THE purpose, to keep printing greeting cards!

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