Normally, when you send greeting cards to friends or loved ones, you wish them something nice and sweet whether you really mean it or not. Paul Gandhi, on the other hand, would rather be honest. Brutally honest.

The “de-motivational speaker” creates simple greeting cards with short messages on them. They are rather rude but in a funny way! The cards include sayings like "You're getting old motherfucker" or "I guess I like you more than the rest of these insufferable shits". Check them out below and vote for your favorites!

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG! YES!!!!

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Cassie
Community Member
3 years ago

Fell? FELL???? As a woman who has given birth four time I WISH!!

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nighty fox dreemurr
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3 years ago

Shit men

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Viola Black
Community Member
3 years ago

Yuppp.... Cats claw their way into your hearts and would never let go!

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shealynnjoyner
Community Member
3 years ago

I NEED THIS CARD so meh

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Christine Santos
Community Member
3 years ago

Yessssssssssss

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Christine Santos
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

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Hope Floats
Community Member
3 years ago

Loving the birthday cake with the candles causing a fire... My birthday's coming up and if I had the correct amount of candles I'd need the fire brigade,never mind an extinguisher!!

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Crazy Bagel
Community Member
3 years ago

What happened to "you'll always have the cats"?!? 😱

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Amber Ridgdill
Community Member
3 years ago

lol Sort of the opposite of "Never ask a woman when she's due."

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nighty fox dreemurr
Community Member
3 years ago

appy ice to the burnt area.

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nighty fox dreemurr
Community Member
3 years ago

Kind.

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nighty fox dreemurr
Community Member
3 years ago

I'll do the sacrifice.

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Kat Blak
Community Member
3 years ago

Now why isn't the last one checked off and first on the list

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DLB
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3 years ago

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The artist should send THIS card to everyone he sent his cards to.

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Cees Timmerman
Community Member
3 years ago

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say...

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

LMAO! (FYI)

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Stille20
Community Member
3 years ago

I would totally send out this card. Maybe next year.

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Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHAHA my kind of birthday card! My friends will love this! We call each other names because we have a love and understanding for one another that no one else will understand.

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Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

But, I like being alone

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

I would love to give and receive any/all of these greeting cards! THESE are a THE purpose, to keep printing greeting cards!

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