Normally, when you send greeting cards to friends or loved ones, you wish them something nice and sweet whether you really mean it or not. Paul Gandhi, on the other hand, would rather be honest. Brutally honest.

The “de-motivational speaker” creates simple greeting cards with short messages on them. They are rather rude but in a funny way! The cards include sayings like "You're getting old motherfucker" or "I guess I like you more than the rest of these insufferable shits". Check them out below and vote for your favorites!

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

OMG! YES!!!!

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Cassie 2 years ago

Fell? FELL???? As a woman who has given birth four time I WISH!!

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nighty fox dreemurr 2 years ago

Shit men

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Viola Black 2 years ago

Yuppp.... Cats claw their way into your hearts and would never let go!

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shealynnjoyner 2 years ago

I NEED THIS CARD so meh

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Christine Santos 1 year ago

Yessssssssssss

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

Loving the birthday cake with the candles causing a fire... My birthday's coming up and if I had the correct amount of candles I'd need the fire brigade,never mind an extinguisher!!

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Crazy Bagel 2 years ago

What happened to "you'll always have the cats"?!? 😱

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Amber Ridgdill 2 years ago

lol Sort of the opposite of "Never ask a woman when she's due."