Normally, when you send greeting cards to friends or loved ones, you wish them something nice and sweet whether you really mean it or not. Paul Gandhi, on the other hand, would rather be honest. Brutally honest.

The “de-motivational speaker” creates simple greeting cards with short messages on them. They are rather rude but in a funny way! The cards include sayings like "You're getting old motherfucker" or "I guess I like you more than the rest of these insufferable shits". Check them out below and vote for your favorites!

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Cassie
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fell? FELL???? As a woman who has given birth four time I WISH!!

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Viola Black
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yuppp.... Cats claw their way into your hearts and would never let go!

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Crazy Bagel
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happened to "you'll always have the cats"?!? 😱

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Amber Ridgdill
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol Sort of the opposite of "Never ask a woman when she's due."

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Kat Blak
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now why isn't the last one checked off and first on the list

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DLB
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6 years ago

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The artist should send THIS card to everyone he sent his cards to.

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Cees Timmerman
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say...

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Stille20
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally send out this card. Maybe next year.

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Long Joan Silver
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHA my kind of birthday card! My friends will love this! We call each other names because we have a love and understanding for one another that no one else will understand.

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Melody Lanzatella
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to give and receive any/all of these greeting cards! THESE are a THE purpose, to keep printing greeting cards!

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