40 Facebook Marketplace Ads That Are So Delusional, They Got Shamed On This Page

Pullout couch complete with penetrating odor of what?

thats funny though

does kyle have functioning vision

Omg that's a pill blister pack where the cameras are supposed to be

Wow, what a great deal!

His last words were: "Who said I can't?"

Imagine if they legit just yoinked the US Constitution and we'll hear about it tomorrow

I have to admit to confusion here. Maybe it's photoshopped, but it really looks like they're being worn. Nah, I must be imagining it.

Still less of a scam than all those damn pick up gurus

I think these are Mini-Brands egg items, miniature models of the real things. They’re all scaled to roughly the same size as each other to fit in the eggs (kind of like a kinder egg but no chocolate).

That gum is from the '80's, based on its price.

I have no doubt a rich person would by this. I have read that empty, unopened coke cans sell for a lot.

Well I’m interested how the damn was built

I don't blame the wife for saying that

"look at that crazy person asking for 25k then look at me, I'm not crazy, I only ask for 3k"

Smells like sweat and sadness. Also, I have a ps4, this is not a ps4 controller. Looks to be ps2

Looks more like a Pollock to me.

No thank you very much I'd like to not be murdered and/or haunted by this thing for my entire life... Which would be short with this in my house

Funny…I do remember this s**t 😂

The sword on the table? How bad do they hate non-vegans?

Sir just because it has a story doesn't make it antique

Ah yes incase you plan on remarrying like 5 times

I used to have that very same coat hanger.

*gulp* My bad. Good thing cats can't legally enter into a contract. *burp*

They said it works perfectly, never said it was in perfect condition.

Ah yes the sword that was in the Soda War of 98

Couldn't they have chosen a better spot for taking the photo, like not on the kitchen bench?!!

Nope nope nope.

Somehow I don't think it's supposed to look like that.

It looks fairly disassembled to me.

Only *slightly* used!

Each time they were worn it was for a year before taking them back off for a shower

Definitely like new. Yup. No problem here. Just about as new as you can get.

If I wanted to see light come from him, I would just go set fire to Justin Bieber

Not allowed by whom?

come get your 200$ foot fungus its a rare type

…To be poisoned?

Honestly this one isn’t too bad, like it said could be fun for arts and crafts.

Since we no longer bathe....

At least it comes with kitten holders.

To the dump then.

The job being tetanus

no issues they say

General Wearand REALLY tore this chair up!

That thing holds WET.

then...use baby wipes and clean it before posting it?

I like minions. They look like talking McNuggets. However, they're not the brightest. I don't want to find out what disaster would come about, letting them be my tires.

"I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah) And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it" God love Dennis Leary.

Has this world really come to this?

At first, I wasn’t sure what was wrong with this, then I saw the price.

that is NOWHERE NEAR my standards

ngl i thought that was an alter for a sacrifice

Did they nibble it in shape? (Top right)

$25,000 is at least $50,000 too much for that

In 2018 Metro PCS was rebranded to Metro T-Mobile and the old signs were thrown out. This was scavenged from the bin at the back of the store

He was trying to sell ammo but that is a prohibited item.

Per?? As if.

I’d buy these honestly. I think those ones are the best covers, plus they’re all hard cover. Edit: bit pricey though, but this could actually be valuable.

Not really a tree, it's more like a log now.