Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app
Continue in app Continue in browser

The Bored Panda iOS app is live! Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here.

If My Small Dog Was As Big As She Thinks She Is
If My Small Dog Was As Big As She Thinks She Is
User submission
27.5K

If My Small Dog Was As Big As She Thinks She Is

485

ADVERTISEMENT

A few months ago I started photoshopping images of my Dachshund, Vivian in her “true size.” She has a larger than life personality and I wanted to capture it in a picture.

I’ve known Vivian since she was a newborn puppy. My sister has a dog named Gogo, and she had a litter of puppies—Gogo, not my sister. The night they were born, my mom stayed up delivering the puppies. My dad likes to point out that he helped and was “the assistant midwife.” I rushed over to their home the next day and instantly fell in love with Vivian.

Since then, we’ve moved all over the US together. We’ve lived in four states, five cities, and 10 different apartments or houses. We’ve settled in Brooklyn and love it here. Vivian thinks she is just as big as the city we live in, which has inspired the children’s book we’re working on, “Vivian the Dog Moves to Brooklyn.”

More info: vivianthedog.com

RELATED:

    This is Vivian

    She always takes up the entire couch

    ADVERTISEMENT

    Most dachshunds think they are big dogs, but Vivian is literally huge

    She lives in New York

    She’s always on the hunt for food

    ADVERTISEMENT

    #selfie

    ADVERTISEMENT

    150Kviews

    Share on Facebook

    Explore more of these tags

    Mitch Boyer

    Mitch Boyer

    Author, Community member

    Read more »

    I'm making a children's book with my dog (she's writing it).

    Read less »
    Mitch Boyer

    Mitch Boyer

    Author, Community member

    I'm making a children's book with my dog (she's writing it).

    What do you think ?
    Piet Theron
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beautiful. Well done. I think that is how big most dachshunds think they are.

    Anni Sinovsky
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice job, these are photoshopped well!

    John Harvey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All dogs think they are wolves.

    Katie Tortorello
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small dogs have a large complex because parents pick them up. They see themselves over other dogs giving them the notion they are bigger.

    Rita Uibner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend Sent this to me and I really laughed out loud, because I also had a black dachshound lady "Mona" who was exactly the Same. ????????????

    Elisn Klein
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is such a pretty dog. On those short legs! Gosh so cuute!

    Tracy White
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect pic for a weenie dog I have 3 and they do think they r larger than life!!!

    Salma Hernández
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing work with your doxie. Love it. I am thinking that mine thought was as big as your's.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable, I smiled all the way through. MORE!

    Linda Owen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is beautiful ! Looked like my Chutney when she was a young girl. We have had ten amazing years together. Like Vivian she lives to eat . That has never changed . She is obsessed with food and the worst thing anyone could do is over feed a doxie. You just can't , period, no matter how guilty they may make us feel ! One pound over their preferred weight is 10 0/0 of their body weight and if they put it on it's really hard to get it off. We look forward to your book, which I can already tell will be amazing. God bless you and sweet Vivian.

    Klavdija Indihar
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm also planning on writing a book with the conversations between my dog and me, i have more than 120 of them, already in my laptop :D oh, and he thinks he's really small (he's a white shepherd) and tries to sit in my lap all the time :D 14902931_1...f60761.jpg 14902931_10210947037735729_6533497242318111669_o-58250a3f60761.jpg

    Klavdija Indihar
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog: "my human, you two eat" me: "yes, sweetheart, and you are not allowed at the table at this time, you know that" my dog: "i go my place" me: "good boy" my dog: "i good boy" my dog: "i look you. you eat" me: "yes, we're eating" my dog: "i lick nose. i lick a lot" my dog: "you eat. i good boy" me: "mmmmm ... and? what do you want?" my dog: "i nothing. i look you, you eat. i good boy. i no beg food" me: "yeah, sure" my dog: "i good boy" *10 seconds later* my dog: "my human, i here, i good" my dog: "i good boy" my dog: "i no beg food" my dog: "I GOOD BOY! MY HUMAN! I GOOD BOY!!!" me: "hahaha, yes you are a very good boy" my dog: "i come. i good boy. oh, this smell so nice" my dog: "I GOOD BOY!! it smell nice. i smell your mouth" me: "ey! stop it" my dog: "I GOOD BOY!!! GIVE FOOD, I GOOD BOY! I DESERVE!"

    Load More Replies...
    Doris Schwager
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know the breed. they are adorable, but sometimes need a strong hand. otherwise they make a fool out of you. which is not the end of the world....

    Jayne Wright
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like my dachshund - Tilly X

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little Papillon can relate to this.

    Linn Tara Lenby
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog weighs about 8 kg and he also thinks that he is 7 f tall! I even had to run after him once because he wanted to chase after a.....PITBULL! Darn dog.

    Ivelisse Perez
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These pics awesome! They remind me of my Dachshund Joy and my niece Maya. Vivian is their sister from another mother. They are bigger than life. Looking forward to get your, sorry, Vivian's book.

    Tinne
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out @christophercline on Instagram of Chris and his Labradoodle, Juji.

    Rachel Hutton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it!!! Gave me such a big smile

    Piet Theron
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beautiful. Well done. I think that is how big most dachshunds think they are.

    Anni Sinovsky
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice job, these are photoshopped well!

    John Harvey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All dogs think they are wolves.

    Katie Tortorello
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small dogs have a large complex because parents pick them up. They see themselves over other dogs giving them the notion they are bigger.

    Rita Uibner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend Sent this to me and I really laughed out loud, because I also had a black dachshound lady "Mona" who was exactly the Same. ????????????

    Elisn Klein
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is such a pretty dog. On those short legs! Gosh so cuute!

    Tracy White
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect pic for a weenie dog I have 3 and they do think they r larger than life!!!

    Salma Hernández
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing work with your doxie. Love it. I am thinking that mine thought was as big as your's.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable, I smiled all the way through. MORE!

    Linda Owen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is beautiful ! Looked like my Chutney when she was a young girl. We have had ten amazing years together. Like Vivian she lives to eat . That has never changed . She is obsessed with food and the worst thing anyone could do is over feed a doxie. You just can't , period, no matter how guilty they may make us feel ! One pound over their preferred weight is 10 0/0 of their body weight and if they put it on it's really hard to get it off. We look forward to your book, which I can already tell will be amazing. God bless you and sweet Vivian.

    Klavdija Indihar
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm also planning on writing a book with the conversations between my dog and me, i have more than 120 of them, already in my laptop :D oh, and he thinks he's really small (he's a white shepherd) and tries to sit in my lap all the time :D 14902931_1...f60761.jpg 14902931_10210947037735729_6533497242318111669_o-58250a3f60761.jpg

    Klavdija Indihar
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog: "my human, you two eat" me: "yes, sweetheart, and you are not allowed at the table at this time, you know that" my dog: "i go my place" me: "good boy" my dog: "i good boy" my dog: "i look you. you eat" me: "yes, we're eating" my dog: "i lick nose. i lick a lot" my dog: "you eat. i good boy" me: "mmmmm ... and? what do you want?" my dog: "i nothing. i look you, you eat. i good boy. i no beg food" me: "yeah, sure" my dog: "i good boy" *10 seconds later* my dog: "my human, i here, i good" my dog: "i good boy" my dog: "i no beg food" my dog: "I GOOD BOY! MY HUMAN! I GOOD BOY!!!" me: "hahaha, yes you are a very good boy" my dog: "i come. i good boy. oh, this smell so nice" my dog: "I GOOD BOY!! it smell nice. i smell your mouth" me: "ey! stop it" my dog: "I GOOD BOY!!! GIVE FOOD, I GOOD BOY! I DESERVE!"

    Load More Replies...
    Doris Schwager
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know the breed. they are adorable, but sometimes need a strong hand. otherwise they make a fool out of you. which is not the end of the world....

    Jayne Wright
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like my dachshund - Tilly X

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little Papillon can relate to this.

    Linn Tara Lenby
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog weighs about 8 kg and he also thinks that he is 7 f tall! I even had to run after him once because he wanted to chase after a.....PITBULL! Darn dog.

    Ivelisse Perez
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These pics awesome! They remind me of my Dachshund Joy and my niece Maya. Vivian is their sister from another mother. They are bigger than life. Looking forward to get your, sorry, Vivian's book.

    Tinne
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out @christophercline on Instagram of Chris and his Labradoodle, Juji.

    Rachel Hutton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it!!! Gave me such a big smile

    You May Like
    Related on Bored Panda
    Popular on Bored Panda
    Trending on Bored Panda
    Also on Bored Panda
    ADVERTISEMENT