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When’s the last time you read something that left you speechless? Not figuratively but literally. The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is home to comments that require a dark sense of humor to enjoy and strike you like a bolt out of the blue with the force of a rhino ramming a truck into your brain.

Get yourself a flask of holy water and scroll on down for some truly cursed comments that will make you ask yourselves, what the flipping heck you just read, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your fave comments and let us know which ones got a chuckle out of you.

The ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit has a huge following: their community is made up of nearly 2.2 million ‘cursed individuals’ and has been going strong since April of 2018. However, the community isn’t just about edginess, cringiness, and shock—the mods want you to smile, too.

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Cursed_holden Berries

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ML
Community Member
5 years ago

Hand Solo is not better

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    Cursed_murdering Cat

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    Gwen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The cat is like.... I will end you if you ever forget my treats again!

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    #3

    Cursed_ciggarette

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I have to say that might just work

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    “Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face,” the subreddit mods explain what their community is all about.

    So if you want to post on the sub, make sure that your comment is likely to “strike the reader into oblivion” and make them wonder what is going on.

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    Internet sensation, Swedish YouTuber PewDiePie jokingly said that the ‘Cursed Comments’ subreddit is “the worst” and “takes the prize” when it comes to weird comments.

    #4

    Cursed_doll

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    pei meow
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    😐

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    #5

    Cursed Kiss

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    Sabed Hussain
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    unless you are in a public transport...

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    #6

    Cursed Few Seconds

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Thank Science, not gods

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    While you think it might be wrong to laugh at comments like these, don’t forget about the importance of humor and the positive effects it has both on your physical and mental health.

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    Alex M. Borgella, an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, told Gizmodo that using humor in “seemingly inappropriate” situations can help reduce anxiety, as well as stress. So don’t feel bad for laughing at these cursed comments, dear Readers. Embrace it!

    #7

    Cursed_masturbation

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    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hero

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    #8

    Cursed Roomba

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    Cassandra Carrillo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Tuna. Use a can opener. Lol

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    #9

    Cursed_group Project

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    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Research projects. How weird is too weird.

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    #10

    Cursed_shat

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dear god, don't read these at work. Boss will not like if you laugh loudly in your cubicle

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    #11

    Cursed Tesla

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Omg! I love the comment

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    #12

    Cursed Birthday

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I shouldn't be laughing, but funny if funny, no matter how insensitive it might be

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    #13

    Cursed Hospital

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    MURICA

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    #14

    Cursed_god

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    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    When you look closely

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    #15

    Cursed_achievement

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    Leo Fragoso
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dude...we need to talk

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Cursed_zeus

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    Dalton Dickerhoof
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Simba, I am your father!!!!

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    #17

    Cursed_celebs

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    Kaspar Kristiansen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sorry, I was just waxing off....

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    #18

    Cursed_depression

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    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Logic...

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    #19

    Cursed NYC

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    On point.

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    #20

    Cursed_santa

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fins tried to warn the rest of the world that Santa clan are sketchy dudes... No one listened 🤦‍♀️

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    #21

    Cursed_interview

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Got sent to work at a furniture store as a loader with the British Heart Foundation by the DWP. I have DCM and LBBB. The Manager took one look at me when I staggered through the door (yes it's that bad) and asked if I was OK. I told him my conditions, and he got me look at the security camera and sign and date a piece of letter headed paper and got me a drink of water. 'Sacked' me on the spot and said "Go home and get some rest when you're ready. I will call the DWP and have a word with them. If they try to say you failed to attend then get in touch and let me know. I will send them the video and a copy of the paper you signed" He gave me his card and shortly after I heard him in the back office tearing the DWP a new one over the phone about being heartless murdering pricks. That's the cleanest sentence he said. Didn't even make it to clock in. Total time in the job, 3 minutes!

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    #22

    Cursed Truth

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    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So true

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    #23

    Cursed_toilethabits

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    😅😅😅 That's too funny.

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    #24

    Cursed_trick Or Treat

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Alabama-Man!

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    #25

    Cursed_brothers

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The commenter is right...

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    #26

    Cursed_towers

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's a nice reminder about how it once looked. This is not 'bad news' in any way.

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    #27

    Cursed_router

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    When I'm old and decrepit and near death in a hospital bed, you promise to unplug my life support? I'll marry you!

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    #28

    Cursed Discovery

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    Ace
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    in seriousness, thats f****d up as hell

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    #29

    Cursed_fairytale

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This escalated quickly 😬

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    #30

    Cursed Suicide

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Or the cancellation department

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    #31

    Cursed_parents

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    Marie-Pierre Adam
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    No, you guys don't get it... The dad is Richy Hardy (older dude posting from his account). He is saying happy brithday to his daughter and son, who are twins, and it's signed from him (dad) and his wife (mom). He just did not add any punctuation, that's why it's confusing. So the two people in the picture are siblings, not married to one another. It should be like "Happy birthday ! from Mom and Dad (heart heart to show love)." With a picture of the birthday girl and boy.

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    #32

    Cursed_uranium

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    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The US pulled that sh*t on it's own children.

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    #33

    Cursed_caption

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    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "It's a bit cold, but it feels good"

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    #34

    Cursed_dog

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nooooo!

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    #35

    Cursed_penis

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That accounts for length, but what about girth?

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    #36

    Cursed Fruit

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No matter how much you try to dress it up, cannibalism is still cannibalism. I hope the New Zealanders catch this lunatic before they eat another trucker

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    #37

    Cursed_repo

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    Duncan Ash
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    "kids, Grandma's here!"

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    #38

    Cursed_toy_story

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    Sent From The Slytherin House
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Now, I have 'You had a friend in me' stuck in my head and I am now starting to sing it. Help me.

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    #39

    Cursed Virus

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    pei meow
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Creepy!

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    #40

    Cursed_boredom

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    BorPand8
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's not that bad. In fact, I'm sure it's someone's kink... Well, if it wasn't before it certainly is now...

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    #41

    Cursed Pizzahut

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    Ava-cado
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love it when big brands respond to things.

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    #42

    Cursed_nerds

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I feel like Hawking would've been highly amused by this comment, may he RIP

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    #43

    Cursed Gangster

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    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Omg. I laughed so hard

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    #44

    Cursed_notice

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They should certainly not be your only focus...

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    #45

    Cursed_pooh

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    To be fair, it was a toy pop gun.

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    #46

    Cursed_caesar

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Stupid sexy Julius...

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    #47

    Cursed_funfact

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    Charlie Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is most certainly not true. Cats will only result to eating humans days after realising they are not getting fed. So yes your cat will munch on the soft tissues of your corpse but whilst you're still breathing? Hell nah, no chance. Don't believe everything a stranger says on the internet, do your own research..

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    #48

    Cursed_movie

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, actually, yes I would

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    #49

    Cursed_birthday

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    divydumdrop hello
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    All of the happy face reactions are what is really creeping me out...

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    #50

    Cursed_nemesis

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Imagine his father spreading the costume's legs to push him around

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    #51

    Cursed_ping

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You can always reload your last save

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    #52

    Cursed_bugs Bunny

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    Aleksandra Elias
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    2020 confirmed!

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    #53

    Cursed Orphan

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    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Makes sense

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    #54

    Cursed Otaku

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Gold

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    #55

    Cursed_teletubbie

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    Neon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "You should repent to your sins. They will destroy you. You are nothing in front of them. They will kill you. you will regret. "

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    #56

    Cursed_pregnancy

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    Rainclouds Radio
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The original photo is a bit daft

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    #57

    Cursed_planecrash

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At this point, they should just let us stand in the plane

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    #58

    Cursed_veteran

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I shouldn’t have laughed at this

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    #59

    Cursed_artist

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh crap...watch out for 2025

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    #60

    Cursed_difficulty

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    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And always remember to bring your buff to give you extra breaths👍

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    #61

    Cursed_yoda

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    Sweetie Cake️‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    well-

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    #62

    Cursed Advice

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    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "fixing UR spelling"

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    #63

    Cursed_loading

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A well aimed RPG can do more damage than a submachine gun

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    #64

    Cursed Taste

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I had my eyes called "sh*t" coloured.

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    #65

    Cursed Fuselages

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    Samantha Maddog
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I need a bambulance. I was fishing in the river minding my own goddamn bidness when a wingless plane fell off a train track and hit me I'm ok, but I gotta one question. Who gets the plane, me or the train?

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    #66

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    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Are you, really?

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    #67

    Cursed_minecraft

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    reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    #68

    Cursed_competition

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    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wins what?

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    #69

    Cursed_ad

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    LOGAN HUNTER
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    oh no thats for 2021

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    #70

    Cursed_baseball

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wtf. It's a kid in the photo.?

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