“Criminal Tweets”: 40 Posts By This Twitter Page That Shouldn’t Be As Hilarious As They Are

And make sure its GOOD candy before getting in the van.

Said this before but my brother at the age of 50 almost followed a man all the way to a van parked in an alley to see 100 pounds of meat. My brother was obese but also a curious chef.

But they have puppies!!!

Normally, no, but, at the time of the photo, the parking lot seems to have ample spaces available.

Agree they can park wherever they want in an emergency

If there was an emergency they don't park in an actual spot, they just pull right up to the front of the store

Same happened to mine. Should have gotten her chipped

I have an indoor cat and it is recommended by vets and animal shelters in Australia to keep cats as an indoor cat otherwise the cats could kill other animals ( bush turkeys in particular), the cats could get injured by other animals or get hit by a car or get attacked by ticks. My daughter does her morning rounds before school by closing every door in our apartment so our furr baby doesn't get too curious and run outside.

Not indoors ONLY. My cats can go outside because we live in a quiet area but I understand why you keep yours indoors

My cat growing up would disagree. Her name was Monster and lived up to her name on many levels. She's the reason they make those documentaries about how cats decimate ecosystems by slaughtering all the local wildlife. She would probably eat the coyotes. Well, probably not but at least not be dumb and sheltered enough to get caught by one. She did end up wandering off and disappearing one day. I think she was like 12 tho. I like to imagine it took an unlikely alliance of prey animals to finally take her down.

Indoors ONLY in places where they have to be. Some countries are very stray friendly (Turkey, the Indian sub continent, etc) Like in India its very normal to see both stray dogs and cats on the streets. They're feed and looked after by shop owners and societies and they're always chilling outdoor.

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JFC. Relax, it’s a f*****g joke

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I agree that a free range kitty next to the highway or right in Mr Coyotes front yard isn't good. But elsewhere, let the cats go outside and do cat stuff. You wouln't want to be locked in a little room either

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I wouldn’t say indoor only. It really depends on the situation.

The shelter would start asking questions after the first dozen or so, no?

Not even half. An outdoor cat lives 2-5 years. Indoor 10-20. Half is absolute best case scenario, but it ranges all the way to a tenth as long. If you're worried about exploration and quality of life, maybe build a catio or walk your cat with a leash and harness. It's not hard to train them and they enjoy it as much as dogs (assuming your cat isn't a weirdo like mine who has no interest in going outside). We're in the process of the catio option so he can watch and listen to his birds but still feel safe.

Lol

I ate six feet under today

i walked six feet under today 😈