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turtlepanda
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turtles! <3
turtlepanda • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago
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turtlepanda • upvoted 9 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funniest Jokes You Have Heard?
Who is bigger? Mr Bigger, Mrs Bigger, or their baby? Ans: Their baby, because he is a little bigger!Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weirdest Shower Thoughts You Have Ever Had?
Why are Iphone chargers not called "Apple juice"?Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weirdest Shower Thoughts You Have Ever Had?
Maybe urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by the sinks and asked, "Why not?"Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weirdest Shower Thoughts You Have Ever Had?
My shower thoughts. My neighbor didn't do a windchime. YayHey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weirdest Shower Thoughts You Have Ever Had?
How do I know anyone else is real? Even if you say you are, I can’t trust you. I can only know that I am real.
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turtlepanda • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago
turtlepanda • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago
turtlepanda • upvoted 9 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funniest Jokes You Have Heard?
Who is bigger? Mr Bigger, Mrs Bigger, or their baby? Ans: Their baby, because he is a little bigger!Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weirdest Shower Thoughts You Have Ever Had?
Why are Iphone chargers not called "Apple juice"?Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weirdest Shower Thoughts You Have Ever Had?
Maybe urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by the sinks and asked, "Why not?"Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weirdest Shower Thoughts You Have Ever Had?
My shower thoughts. My neighbor didn't do a windchime. YayHey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Weirdest Shower Thoughts You Have Ever Had?
How do I know anyone else is real? Even if you say you are, I can’t trust you. I can only know that I am real.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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