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Emperor Spike • commented on a post 2 years ago

‘Cringe Pics’: 40 Incredibly Embarrassing Pics That Hurt To Look At (New Pics)

I know right!!! The Wokes are totally not the ones who are brainwashing people

Emperor Spike • commented on 19 posts 3 years ago

40 Designs That Are So Bad, They Deserve To Be Shamed On The Internet

To be fair “Tito’s Pizza” isn’t much better, considering who Tito fought against.

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Liberal Comment (don’t dislike me it’s the truth)

40 Designs That Are So Bad, They Deserve To Be Shamed On The Internet

To be fair “Tito’s Pizza” isn’t much better, considering who Tito fought against.

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Liberal Comment (don’t dislike me it’s the truth)

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

I do, one of my uncles has it and it hurt my entire family.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

*internal screaming*

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

My uncle went mentally unstable and left the family, we don’t know what he is doing. I have a family member, I wouldn’t be posting my comment if I didn’t have a reason to. Not all schizophrenics are mentally unstable, so I’m only referring to the ones who actually hurt their families, like my uncle.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

For who? The two doors?

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Hey there, unstable humans! Want something that represents your schizophrenia? Buy this portrait!

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Russia isn’t Soviet anymore at all

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Actually, Putin completely changed Russia, the previous president was a drunk and the one before him an inefficient corrupt, under Putin, the market boomed in Russia and he managed to prevent it from becoming a secondary world power. So, no, he is not the leader of Russia at its lowest point in history, considering what happened after Tsar Ivan IVths death

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

They are following their orders. If they didn’t follow their orders they would get court martialed.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Yep one of the sides of my family comes from Russia (and partially from Ukraine) and one of them always says they just wanted to get out of Russia as quick as possible.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Not all of them are bots, some of them are people who believe his war propaganda.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

No one ever covers themselves in glory during war.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Путин может идти в жопу

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Uh, a bit of an overstatement.

Facebook Page Shares 50 Pictures Who Are Winning The Funny Sign Game

They should get Peepee Township, USA and Tw@tt, Scotland on board as well

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Да! Путин может ити к черту.

Hey Pandas, What's A Topic Of History That You Have Studied/Know A Lot About That Isn't From The Past 250 Years?

Hades was actually one of the only Greek gods who didn’t have… tendencies.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Yes, that does happen, but not nearly as much as the west says it does. Both sides lie, that is the sad truth of war. Information wars make up a very large part of modern warfare nowadays.

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Emperor Spike • upvoted 17 items 3 years ago

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Start ‘em young

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Liberal Comment (don’t dislike me it’s the truth)

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Start ‘em young

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Liberal Comment (don’t dislike me it’s the truth)

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

some comments are over the top, I would not wish death on a lady

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Yes. And also, if Ukraine wins (and don’t get me wrong I want it to) Russia will have to pay a lot of money and all it’s citizens will suffer. Citizens that might have rooted for Ukraine. And these soldiers are killing Ukrainians since that’s the only way their family would have food on the table and not starve. It’s not right, but still.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

I do, one of my uncles has it and it hurt my entire family.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

*internal screaming*

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

As someone who suffers you don't get to determine how others cope, laughing sometimes is the only way to pause a spiral. I support ANYTHING that may help you, but try not to be so judgemental when you don't know their walk

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Look my entire family has schizophrenia. With my uncle having it the worst. That amongst several other forms of mental illness. My daily life is watching My uncle wash demons off of his truck, and fights demons in his white cloak and sword. He says that swamp monsters are crawling up my house and aliens are landing in the back pond. He's always highly paranoid, super aggressive and always blamed me for going in his room moving his things a half of an inch. He beat the hell out of me for this, daily. When I never went in his room at all. He stalks up all hours of the night with a screw driver in his hand saying that someone broke into the house pacing back and forth locking and unlocking and relocking the doors. Mental illness is not funny, but in times like these it personally makes me feel better to make light of the situation. We can't live with this seriousness about us all the time or were all going to go crazy.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Hey there, unstable humans! Want something that represents your schizophrenia? Buy this portrait!

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

They are following their orders. If they didn’t follow their orders they would get court martialed.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

For some odd reason I'm reminded of shrek when he and donkey first arrived in the kingdom to talk to lord farquad with the singing puppets

Hey Pandas, Share The Worst English Fails You Have Seen

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Uh, a bit of an overstatement.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

A country that invades another country is in the wrong. I do not care if it is russia, usa, germany, whoever. If you fire the first shot you are wrong. Negotiations are the only legitimate international conflict resolution method. Once a shot is fired (from russia or any other aggressor), that country is in the wrong. When a guy breaks into your house, shoots your spouse, and demands your house, you do not say "oh sure, don't mean to offend you.". No, you say "f**k you", pull out a knife from the kitchen, and go down fighting.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Most of those actually dying for Russia (below command staff) are downtrodden ethnic/regional minorities who often are/were conscripted while their families are held hostage to ensure their cooperation. There are many people who when forced to fight for a cause they do not believe in who are willing to die an release their families from the consequences of them remaining alive. Even more are willing to be incompetent because they know that success means there families have no chance of ever getting out from under the thumb of Putin.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Yes, because everyone there, including kids, wanted that war, right? So let's kill them all

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Poland with Catholic Church made whole problem in UKraine in 16 century when they took that that part of Russia and made "Greek-Catholic Church" in Galicia which became center of Ukrainian separatism in later centuries, now they present themselves as saviors. Read history a little bit before you make conclusion after watching TV.

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Emperor Spike • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

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Emperor Spike • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Worst English Fails You Have Seen

Emperor Spike • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Worst English Fails You Have Seen

Emperor Spike • submitted 5 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share The Worst English Fails You Have Seen

Hey Pandas, What's A Topic Of History That You Have Studied/Know A Lot About That Isn't From The Past 250 Years?

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Emperor Spike • commented on a post 2 years ago

‘Cringe Pics’: 40 Incredibly Embarrassing Pics That Hurt To Look At (New Pics)

I know right!!! The Wokes are totally not the ones who are brainwashing people

Emperor Spike • commented on 19 posts 3 years ago

40 Designs That Are So Bad, They Deserve To Be Shamed On The Internet

To be fair “Tito’s Pizza” isn’t much better, considering who Tito fought against.

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Liberal Comment (don’t dislike me it’s the truth)

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

I do, one of my uncles has it and it hurt my entire family.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

*internal screaming*

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

For who? The two doors?

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Hey there, unstable humans! Want something that represents your schizophrenia? Buy this portrait!

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Russia isn’t Soviet anymore at all

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

They are following their orders. If they didn’t follow their orders they would get court martialed.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Yep one of the sides of my family comes from Russia (and partially from Ukraine) and one of them always says they just wanted to get out of Russia as quick as possible.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Not all of them are bots, some of them are people who believe his war propaganda.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

No one ever covers themselves in glory during war.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Путин может идти в жопу

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Uh, a bit of an overstatement.

Facebook Page Shares 50 Pictures Who Are Winning The Funny Sign Game

They should get Peepee Township, USA and Tw@tt, Scotland on board as well

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Да! Путин может ити к черту.

Hey Pandas, What's A Topic Of History That You Have Studied/Know A Lot About That Isn't From The Past 250 Years?

Hades was actually one of the only Greek gods who didn’t have… tendencies.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Yes, that does happen, but not nearly as much as the west says it does. Both sides lie, that is the sad truth of war. Information wars make up a very large part of modern warfare nowadays.

Emperor Spike • upvoted an item 2 years ago

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like most comments on here, you ruin the joke with a desperate need for attention.

Emperor Spike • upvoted 19 items 3 years ago

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

some comments are over the top, I would not wish death on a lady

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Start ‘em young

50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Liberal Comment (don’t dislike me it’s the truth)

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

They are following their orders. If they didn’t follow their orders they would get court martialed.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

I do, one of my uncles has it and it hurt my entire family.

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

*internal screaming*

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

For some odd reason I'm reminded of shrek when he and donkey first arrived in the kingdom to talk to lord farquad with the singing puppets

50 Times People Made Such Bad Home Decor Choices, They Got Roasted On This Facebook Group

Hey there, unstable humans! Want something that represents your schizophrenia? Buy this portrait!

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Hey Pandas, Share The Worst English Fails You Have Seen

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

*cough cough* Us free and “patriotic” Americans *cough*

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

It’s unfair that we are targeting the Russian generals as much as Putin. Don’t think they are doing this without being lied to, I have seen Russian news and the soldiers, citizens even the generals are being lied to.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Yes, because everyone there, including kids, wanted that war, right? So let's kill them all

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

Uh, a bit of an overstatement.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Showing The Truth Of What Is Currently Happening In Ukraine With Memes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

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