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Sawyer Kidder31148
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I love writing especially funny things. I like to read spooky things. I live in Dacono, Colorado which is a very small town. The craziest thing about me is that, yes, I'm 12 years old.
Sawyer Kidder31148 • commented on 36 posts 4 years ago
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Sawyer Kidder31148 • upvoted 4 items 4 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Was The Best Roast You Ever Said To Someone?
This one time this girl was being really mean to my friend, and started talking about how "pretty" she was, as she was skinny. I couldn't help it. Said "Oh, honey, your face is passable, but that personality you should put a bag over, and another, in case its so horrifying it melts the first bag."Show All 4 Upvotes
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Sawyer Kidder31148 • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago
Sawyer Kidder31148 • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Was The Best Roast You Ever Said To Someone?
This one time this girl was being really mean to my friend, and started talking about how "pretty" she was, as she was skinny. I couldn't help it. Said "Oh, honey, your face is passable, but that personality you should put a bag over, and another, in case its so horrifying it melts the first bag."Hey Pandas, What Was The Best Roast You Ever Said To Someone?
I was talking to my mom and she said something about learning what rocks i was using for my rock tumbler Mom: How about you learn what type of rock they are? Me: No Mom: Why? Me: Because I don't wanna be a know-it-all like you She was silent for five minuets.
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