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Statinanis
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Hello. Don’t mind me, just tryna have fun here.
𝙸'𝙼 𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚈 𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴٫ 𝚂𝙾 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙱𝙴 𝚄𝙿𝚂𝙴𝚃 𝙸𝙵 𝙸 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙰𝚆𝙰𝚈.
𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙰 𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙻٫ 𝙸 𝙼𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙱𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙺 𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝚄𝚃𝚃. 🤣
Statinanis • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago
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Statinanis • upvoted 29 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What Song Do You Have On Repeat Right Now?
"Twin Peaks“ by Sinnerella & Mica I just love it….
Hey Pandas, What Song Do You Have On Repeat Right Now?
Yes I know this is mine but I just wanna start it. I have "Hate you" by Jordi on repeat.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
I can confront someone easily, but the second someone raises their voice or snaps back, I can't breathe or do anything. I feel frozen and I cry. So that's hard to do, argument-wise. But the weird part is, I get into arguments easily, and still do this.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Staying calm and polite around people. I'm ASD (high functioning), but a lot of the time I feel on the edge of a meltdown because (a) someone like my boss is giving me too many simultaneous tasks, (b) he won't stop asking me how far I am, (c) at least he knows about it and tries to control his urge to badger me, but often he fails to do so (d) my partner is super disparaging about ASD people like my kid and I have to nuke her periodically which makes me feel s**t (she doesn't take it seriously and thinks I'm self-diagnosed which I'm NOT!!! I got a f*****g letter from a psychiatrist ffs) (e) my ex bothering me about money when she doesn't understand how hard it is to keep a job with ASD because people get pissed off with you being weird all the time and melting down (f) being anxious because I do not know if I am going to meltdown today and embarrass myself by being a "Crybaby" or whatever heteronormative gender role they expect from me because I appear/display as a regular heteronormative man. Ex...f*****g...sausting.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Okay, prepare for a list that makes me seem incredibly mentally handicapped. 1: DIVISION. What the heck is a number going into a number and why aren't decimals a thing!?!?!?!? 2:LAUNDRY FOLDING. I believe that no one has never struggled with this. 3: Ordering things from drive-thrus. Ordering the food from inside is fine, but for some reason I can't handle a faceless, disembodied voice that I don't know asking me if I want fries with that. I can't handle drive-thrus. AT ALL. 4:Saying things using normal sayings and normal analogies. THe amount of times I mentally reffered to the pyramids as "inanimate Bill Cyphers" is painful, and the cassette beasts referenced augggghhhhhhhh 5: Getting references. Do I have to explain?Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Driving. I can operate a car alright, both standard and automatic, but I have issues driving in traffic, despite several driving courses and practice. It was never a problem where I live, as it a city where driving is not practical most of the time, but I am about to move to the countryside, and frankly I am a bit terrified.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Putting the F*****g fitted sheet on the f*****g bed. Most difficult thing ever.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Cutting a straight perpendicular vertical line. It doesn't matter what the substance - cheese, wood, bread, corned beef - it never goes at 90 degrees in any direction.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Drinking water without spilling it down my shirt! Also talking loudly, i talk quietly because everything sounds loud to me. As result people dont hear what i say most of the time :/Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Picking up the phone and call someone (other than family). I prefer messages, Mail etc. Just no phone call.Hey Pandas, What Are Your Hot Takes When It Comes To Clothing?
-That you shouldn't judge people for wearing the same things more than once. -Buying expensive brand names isn't necessary -Similarly, buying offbrand isn't a problem -Socks with sandals aren't a big deal, let people be -People shouldn't be judged for their wardrobe being 'so 2000's' etc -Clothing can be a way to express yourself, but sometimes it isn't: don't make all your assumptions based on clothes Hope I haven't rambled on too much, have a great day, whoever is reading this xxHey Pandas, What Are Your Hot Takes When It Comes To Clothing?
I wore skinny jeans and sweaters and people said I was too basic, then cargo pants and converse and people said I was trying too hard to be the main character, and then I wore sweats that goes with nothing and I feel like im not trying enough? why are these trends so damn complicated? I got over waking up early and putting on makeup for my classmates to not judge though.Hey Pandas, What Are Your Hot Takes When It Comes To Clothing?
Clothing is neither male or female. Clothing is for physical shapes. The idea what we have clothing for either men or women is a cultural belief and is unnecessary. Gender norms should not exist, there is no reason to have gendered clothing.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Math was never my specialty. It's always been a bit challenging for me.Show All 29 Upvotes
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Statinanis • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What Song Do You Have On Repeat Right Now?
Yes I know this is mine but I just wanna start it. I have "Hate you" by Jordi on repeat.Hey Pandas, What Song Do You Have On Repeat Right Now?
"Twin Peaks“ by Sinnerella & Mica I just love it….Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
I can confront someone easily, but the second someone raises their voice or snaps back, I can't breathe or do anything. I feel frozen and I cry. So that's hard to do, argument-wise. But the weird part is, I get into arguments easily, and still do this.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Okay, prepare for a list that makes me seem incredibly mentally handicapped. 1: DIVISION. What the heck is a number going into a number and why aren't decimals a thing!?!?!?!? 2:LAUNDRY FOLDING. I believe that no one has never struggled with this. 3: Ordering things from drive-thrus. Ordering the food from inside is fine, but for some reason I can't handle a faceless, disembodied voice that I don't know asking me if I want fries with that. I can't handle drive-thrus. AT ALL. 4:Saying things using normal sayings and normal analogies. THe amount of times I mentally reffered to the pyramids as "inanimate Bill Cyphers" is painful, and the cassette beasts referenced augggghhhhhhhh 5: Getting references. Do I have to explain?Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Staying calm and polite around people. I'm ASD (high functioning), but a lot of the time I feel on the edge of a meltdown because (a) someone like my boss is giving me too many simultaneous tasks, (b) he won't stop asking me how far I am, (c) at least he knows about it and tries to control his urge to badger me, but often he fails to do so (d) my partner is super disparaging about ASD people like my kid and I have to nuke her periodically which makes me feel s**t (she doesn't take it seriously and thinks I'm self-diagnosed which I'm NOT!!! I got a f*****g letter from a psychiatrist ffs) (e) my ex bothering me about money when she doesn't understand how hard it is to keep a job with ASD because people get pissed off with you being weird all the time and melting down (f) being anxious because I do not know if I am going to meltdown today and embarrass myself by being a "Crybaby" or whatever heteronormative gender role they expect from me because I appear/display as a regular heteronormative man. Ex...f*****g...sausting.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Driving. I can operate a car alright, both standard and automatic, but I have issues driving in traffic, despite several driving courses and practice. It was never a problem where I live, as it a city where driving is not practical most of the time, but I am about to move to the countryside, and frankly I am a bit terrified.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Cutting a straight perpendicular vertical line. It doesn't matter what the substance - cheese, wood, bread, corned beef - it never goes at 90 degrees in any direction.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Putting the F*****g fitted sheet on the f*****g bed. Most difficult thing ever.Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Drinking water without spilling it down my shirt! Also talking loudly, i talk quietly because everything sounds loud to me. As result people dont hear what i say most of the time :/Hey Pandas, What Basic Task Do You Find Difficult To Do?
Picking up the phone and call someone (other than family). I prefer messages, Mail etc. Just no phone call.Hey Pandas, What Are Your Hot Takes When It Comes To Clothing?
-That you shouldn't judge people for wearing the same things more than once. -Buying expensive brand names isn't necessary -Similarly, buying offbrand isn't a problem -Socks with sandals aren't a big deal, let people be -People shouldn't be judged for their wardrobe being 'so 2000's' etc -Clothing can be a way to express yourself, but sometimes it isn't: don't make all your assumptions based on clothes Hope I haven't rambled on too much, have a great day, whoever is reading this xx Statinanis • is following 2 people
