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Michael Landauer • upvoted an item 8 months ago

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Michael Landauer • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

30 Geography Facts That Might Just Blow Your Mind

One night in Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit. and the world's your oyster. The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free. You'll find a god in every golden cloister. And if you're lucky then the god's a she. I can feel an angel sliding up to me. nah, doesn't work

People Are Sharing 30 Little-Known Yet Genuinely Useful Travel Tips

Absolutely do not change your socks on a plane or a train unless it's in the bathroom. That's pretty inconsiderate to your fellow seat mates to suddenly whip out your stinky sweaty feet. Terrible advice.

Michael Landauer • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

40 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go 'Hmmm' And They Just Had To Share It Online

But ... it's real! https://breadzeppelin.com/ ... my wife loves it.

40 Before-And-After Pics That Show How Times Have Changed, As Shared On 'Old Photos In Real Life' (New Pics)

Now wait ... this one is just at a different angle with better light.

Michael Landauer • upvoted 11 items 3 years ago

40 Times People Failed To Understand Instructions And It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

This is from a satire site called Scarfolk Council (https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/)

Gettysburg Battlefield, Pennsylvania, USA

40 Times People Failed To Understand Instructions And It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

This is from a satire site called Scarfolk Council (https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/)

Gettysburg Battlefield, Pennsylvania, USA

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I'm glad that 2 years later they figured out that the store selling beds is actually just a store selling beds

Don't Tag The Person You're Lying About

40 Times People Had To Deal With Insane Parents Who Felt More Entitled To Things Than Anyone Else

Idk maybe ask her if she’d do it? Some people don’t offer help because they don’t think you need it. Most people aren’t mind readers. My aunt is watching my baby when I work in the office and I had to ask her to do it. She didn’t offer because she thought I had it covered already.

40 Times People Got So Mad About Something, They Just Had To Post It On The ‘Extremely Infuriating’ Online Group

It. Was. An. Accident. The situation is entirely an accident. The artist who created it points out that it was an accident and refused compensation because it was an accident. Geez.

They Were Warned

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Michael Landauer • commented on 5 posts 3 years ago

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Witnessed, As Shared On This Online Thread

Nope. Any typical hospital in the last 40 years has a nursery for newborns. This is an urban legend.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Not an opinion. It's a fact that this particular bed store only sells beds and doesn't move them from place to place.

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Witnessed, As Shared On This Online Thread

Nope. Any typical hospital in the last 40 years has a nursery for newborns. This is an urban legend.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Not an opinion. It's a fact that this particular bed store only sells beds and doesn't move them from place to place.

50 'Awkward Family Photos' Shared By People Who Cringe At Them To This Day (New Pics)

You made a baaaad decision

All Pixar Movies (Shorts Included), Ranked By Fans

No Toy Story 2 (the best one), no Planes and no Planes Fire and Rescue and none of the Toy Story shorts.

All Pixar Movies (Shorts Included), Ranked By Fans

No way. In Toy Story 4 Woody turns his back on the lessons of the first three films. Apparently we don't stick together with our friends and we don't stay true to being a toy to be loved by our child. We run away and put our own needs first. Terrible conclusion to this series.

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Michael Landauer • upvoted 14 items 4 years ago

Breaking-Unknown-Unspoken-Rules

Turn signals. They're meant to be a warning, not an afterthought

200 Bad Jokes That Are Impressively Good

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Breaking-Unknown-Unspoken-Rules

Turn signals. They're meant to be a warning, not an afterthought

200 Bad Jokes That Are Impressively Good

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Things-That-Are-Not-In-The-Bible

Most stuff about Satan and Hell. He doesn't actually show up that much in the Bible and most stuff about him is taken from other previous cultures like Hades. Most of what people think of Hell is from Dante's Inferno.

This Was On One Of My Mom Pages, I Couldn't Believe It Was Local And That These Kind Of People Actually Exist, It Makes Me Sick To Think About

People That Don't Clear The Timer On The Microwave

Twitter’s Sharing “Stuff That Should Not Exist” And Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets About It

I thought he looked familiar. This entry is kinda cheating i think.

Twitter’s Sharing “Stuff That Should Not Exist” And Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets About It

Well, this is literally from a guy that comes up with USELESS INVENTIONS, it's not supposed to be practical.

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5 Y.O. Girl Wrote Parents A Persuasive Letter Demanding They Change Her Name

Spend just 5 minutes on this woman's TikTok page and you will see this is nothing more than a publicity stunt done at the expense of a young child.

5 Y.O. Girl Wrote Parents A Persuasive Letter Demanding They Change Her Name

What a weird mom. Why is she even posting this? She must be so desperate for attention.

5 Y.O. Girl Wrote Parents A Persuasive Letter Demanding They Change Her Name

I have a hard time believing that a 5 year old could do that kind of research unless they are a child prodigy. The line "dear dad, I know you named me, but can you do it for me and mom?" Makes me believe the mother doesn't like the name and had a hand in creating the whole name change.

I Rescued The Cat Off The Street. Photos Before And After. One Year Difference

8 Months Ago, Our Son Got A Support Dog. Our Son Was Mostly Wheelchair Dependent. We Hoped His Dog Would Help Him Grow Stronger. I Think We Can Conclude That Together They Succeeded

The Way This Tree Stump Has A Cityscape On It

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Michael Landauer • commented on a post 5 years ago

Perfectionists Are Giving Each Other Eye-Gasms By Sharing Satisfying "Perfect Fit" Photos (50 Pics)

That's the most interesting thing involving Dustin Johnson ever.

Michael Landauer • upvoted 4 items 5 years ago

Columbus Day

That Last Line Though

Columbus Day

That Last Line Though

People Really Live In Their Own Little Bubbles

I Understand Completely

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Michael Landauer • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

40 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go 'Hmmm' And They Just Had To Share It Online

But ... it's real! https://breadzeppelin.com/ ... my wife loves it.

40 Before-And-After Pics That Show How Times Have Changed, As Shared On 'Old Photos In Real Life' (New Pics)

Now wait ... this one is just at a different angle with better light.

Michael Landauer • commented on 5 posts 3 years ago

30 Of The Creepiest Things People Have Ever Witnessed, As Shared On This Online Thread

Nope. Any typical hospital in the last 40 years has a nursery for newborns. This is an urban legend.

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

Not an opinion. It's a fact that this particular bed store only sells beds and doesn't move them from place to place.

50 'Awkward Family Photos' Shared By People Who Cringe At Them To This Day (New Pics)

You made a baaaad decision

All Pixar Movies (Shorts Included), Ranked By Fans

No Toy Story 2 (the best one), no Planes and no Planes Fire and Rescue and none of the Toy Story shorts.

All Pixar Movies (Shorts Included), Ranked By Fans

Michael Landauer • commented on 4 posts 5 years ago

Perfectionists Are Giving Each Other Eye-Gasms By Sharing Satisfying "Perfect Fit" Photos (50 Pics)

That's the most interesting thing involving Dustin Johnson ever.

50 People Who Took Their Family Photo Recreations To The Next Level

My father and ME

50 People Who Took Their Family Photo Recreations To The Next Level

My four brothers and ME

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Why is this funny? Someone with a large bread order. OK. Is this related to the crisis in some way?

Michael Landauer • commented on 2 posts 6 years ago

32 UK Towns With Hilarious Names That Actually Exist

I assume this road dead ends into Sluts Hole Lane.

45 Times Customers Acted Like Total Jerks And Got Shamed Online

It's beer-butt chicken, not big-butt chicken!

Michael Landauer • commented on a post 7 years ago

104 Times People Had To Look Twice To Understand What They Were Seeing On The Subway

She doesn’t look that interesting

Michael Landauer • upvoted an item 8 months ago

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Michael Landauer • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

30 Geography Facts That Might Just Blow Your Mind

People Are Sharing 30 Little-Known Yet Genuinely Useful Travel Tips

Michael Landauer • upvoted 11 items 3 years ago

40 Times People Failed To Understand Instructions And It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

This is from a satire site called Scarfolk Council (https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/)

Gettysburg Battlefield, Pennsylvania, USA

40 Times Beggars Tried To Be Choosers So The Internet Called Them Out (New Pics)

I'm glad that 2 years later they figured out that the store selling beds is actually just a store selling beds

Don't Tag The Person You're Lying About

40 Times People Had To Deal With Insane Parents Who Felt More Entitled To Things Than Anyone Else

40 Times People Got So Mad About Something, They Just Had To Post It On The ‘Extremely Infuriating’ Online Group

It. Was. An. Accident. The situation is entirely an accident. The artist who created it points out that it was an accident and refused compensation because it was an accident. Geez.

50 Jerk Bosses Who Got Shamed By Their Employees (New Pics)

Sweet... if you're in the U.S., get a copy of that paper. It's illegal to prevent workers from discussing wages among themselves.

50 Jerk Bosses Who Got Shamed By Their Employees (New Pics)

If this is in the US, it's illegal to bar employees from discussing pay.

50 Jerk Bosses Who Got Shamed By Their Employees (New Pics)

Why censor where the restaurant is? They need shaming.

They Were Warned

Heartbroking-Moments-Ukraine-Russia-War

Michael Landauer • upvoted 6 items 4 years ago

Breaking-Unknown-Unspoken-Rules

Turn signals. They're meant to be a warning, not an afterthought

200 Bad Jokes That Are Impressively Good

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Things-That-Are-Not-In-The-Bible

This Was On One Of My Mom Pages, I Couldn't Believe It Was Local And That These Kind Of People Actually Exist, It Makes Me Sick To Think About

People That Don't Clear The Timer On The Microwave

Twitter’s Sharing “Stuff That Should Not Exist” And Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets About It

Well, this is literally from a guy that comes up with USELESS INVENTIONS, it's not supposed to be practical.

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