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:P • commented on 10 posts 3 years ago

40 Parents Share How They Tried Teaching Their Kids Life Lessons, But It Didn't Go As Planned

I became an atheist because I tried to read the bible and failed miserably. I didn't even get past the first page. I figured anything that took that much work to understand wasn't worth believing in.

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

For some strange reason, when I first saw this, I could practically SEE her bopping her head up and down, forward and backward...maybe the way her head sinks into the shirt?

40 Parents Share How They Tried Teaching Their Kids Life Lessons, But It Didn't Go As Planned

I became an atheist because I tried to read the bible and failed miserably. I didn't even get past the first page. I figured anything that took that much work to understand wasn't worth believing in.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

I once put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 4 minutes in 8th grade... Bag caught on fire, set microwave on fire... I was banned from using a microwave at that school.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

...C'mon. Which country is agreed to be the dumbest by all the other countries? EUROPE doesn't like us, and that's where we CAME FROM.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

I did this with Russian... But now I'm back to full English and will never speak Russian again, not even if my life depends on it!

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

^____________^

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

That's what a certain someone is goin for... ...and what other people are hopin for. And before y'all attack me, this is a JOKE. (Well, the first part isn't but the second part is-)

Hey Pandas, I Need Some Drawing Ideas!

This is great! Thank you so much, this will actually help a lot with VisionCon :)

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:P • upvoted 9 items 3 years ago

40 Parents Share How They Tried Teaching Their Kids Life Lessons, But It Didn't Go As Planned

Budweiser - so watery that even children like it.

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

Still no pockets though

40 Parents Share How They Tried Teaching Their Kids Life Lessons, But It Didn't Go As Planned

Budweiser - so watery that even children like it.

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

Still no pockets though

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

Exterminate !!

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

So you flash your lady garden every time you take a drink?

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

Yeah that looks like a penis.

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

"Rambo realised her true gender and came out as Rambina. But she still loved the hiding in a bush look."

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Depends on how far you put ‘em through the hole

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

sorry if i spizzle the trizzle to my frizzle, my nizzle...can i say nizzle?

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

"friends"? Come on, don't be silly!

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:P • commented on 17 posts 4 years ago

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

LMAO I love this. Great way of viewing things.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

You don't. You finish mastering the art of avoiding them.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

LMAO I love this. Great way of viewing things.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

You don't. You finish mastering the art of avoiding them.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

I pray that it does. Maybe some sense will be knocked into him/her/them.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

And you got downvoted because no one understands sarcasm. I am truly sorry, my friend.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Gotta agree- Harrier, your comments aren't funny, so just...stop while you're ahead.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

*Gasp* I never have to be home for zoom calls ever again...

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Yes they do, Kesam. (no reply button on Kesam's, sorry Bananic)

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Why were you downvoted..?

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

LMAO YES

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

It IS a free choice. They're trying to take that away of course but as of right now it's a free choice. And we need to take it "over and over" because the virus keeps mutating and each mutation is stronger than the one before, so we need stronger vaccines to fight these new strains. And as with any virus/disease, yes, there will be some doubt as to whether it works when it's the first time people are getting the vaccine. But we NEED the vaccine in order to build up herd immunity so we can finally get rid of COVID.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

"1 of them". Incredible.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

That's the problem with our society-no one is happy with who we are and no one is happy when we change to be who they want us to be.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

But she's so pretty without the photoshop..although I will say at least this case isn't as severe as some of the others.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Why...would you need...a MANNEQUIN to be EDITED. It's not like IT'S looking for a date. My lords.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Don't judge the makeup- I've seen girls who look like straight-up clowns.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

Aw, that's so sad...I'm glad she survived though!

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

I just spent a solid ten minutes typing and re-typing various "is it because you're a clown" jokes before settling with this.

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:P • upvoted 4 items 4 years ago

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

When I can trade upvotes for money, power or sex, then I will worry about downvotes! Thanks anyway.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Thats not a date, thats a meeting.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

When I can trade upvotes for money, power or sex, then I will worry about downvotes! Thanks anyway.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Thats not a date, thats a meeting.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

She needs to check their vaccination certificate though. Proof or it didn't happen.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online (New Pics)

So the one who gets bullied online for not living up to certain beauty standards and then mocked relentlessly when she tries to change how she looks?

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:P • submitted 2 new posts 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, I Need Some Drawing Ideas!

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:P • commented on 10 posts 3 years ago

40 Parents Share How They Tried Teaching Their Kids Life Lessons, But It Didn't Go As Planned

I became an atheist because I tried to read the bible and failed miserably. I didn't even get past the first page. I figured anything that took that much work to understand wasn't worth believing in.

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

For some strange reason, when I first saw this, I could practically SEE her bopping her head up and down, forward and backward...maybe the way her head sinks into the shirt?

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

It's the perfect hiding spot.

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

omigod she TAPED it- you cab see it on the second photo...imagine TAPING your DRESS to your BOOBS... I would die.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

I once put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 4 minutes in 8th grade... Bag caught on fire, set microwave on fire... I was banned from using a microwave at that school.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

...C'mon. Which country is agreed to be the dumbest by all the other countries? EUROPE doesn't like us, and that's where we CAME FROM.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

I did this with Russian... But now I'm back to full English and will never speak Russian again, not even if my life depends on it!

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

^____________^

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

That's what a certain someone is goin for... ...and what other people are hopin for. And before y'all attack me, this is a JOKE. (Well, the first part isn't but the second part is-)

Hey Pandas, I Need Some Drawing Ideas!

This is great! Thank you so much, this will actually help a lot with VisionCon :)

:P • commented on 10 posts 4 years ago

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

LMAO I love this. Great way of viewing things.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

You don't. You finish mastering the art of avoiding them.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

I pray that it does. Maybe some sense will be knocked into him/her/them.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

And you got downvoted because no one understands sarcasm. I am truly sorry, my friend.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Gotta agree- Harrier, your comments aren't funny, so just...stop while you're ahead.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

*Gasp* I never have to be home for zoom calls ever again...

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Yes they do, Kesam. (no reply button on Kesam's, sorry Bananic)

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Why were you downvoted..?

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

LMAO YES

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

:P • upvoted 9 items 3 years ago

40 Parents Share How They Tried Teaching Their Kids Life Lessons, But It Didn't Go As Planned

Budweiser - so watery that even children like it.

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

Still no pockets though

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

So you flash your lady garden every time you take a drink?

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

"Rambo realised her true gender and came out as Rambina. But she still loved the hiding in a bush look."

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

Yeah that looks like a penis.

35 Ugly Dresses We Wish We Could Unsee

Exterminate !!

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Depends on how far you put ‘em through the hole

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

"friends"? Come on, don't be silly!

50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary

sorry if i spizzle the trizzle to my frizzle, my nizzle...can i say nizzle?

:P • upvoted 11 items 4 years ago

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

When I can trade upvotes for money, power or sex, then I will worry about downvotes! Thanks anyway.

50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day

Well, she let her feelings out

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Thats not a date, thats a meeting.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Does it begin with a "P"?

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Enis, is that you?

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Don’t let the door hit you….

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

You act like we haven't spent the past two years living in a pandemic. Obviously people are going to talk about it.

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

Do you really think anybody cares?

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

You're the only one butt hurt right now

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

I thought you left 20 posts ago….

30 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In Washington DC

This sarcastic-aggressive take seems to be uniquely you. But it gets a bit tiring to read your whining under every post about especially this one life and society influencing theme.

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