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155chipmunkz • commented on a post 1 month ago

“People Whose Moms Are Karens, What Was The Worst Thing She’s Ever Done?” (29 Answers)

My dad threw a temper tantrum at the dentist because he “has anxiety” and didn’t want to pay for my retainers.

155chipmunkz • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Worn?

155chipmunkz • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Worn?

155chipmunkz • commented on 26 posts 1 year ago

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Old guy saying to me, an LGBTQ woman in her late 20s, that he hates when “women don’t know their place.” I think he’s just mad that I’m not straight, but it’s one of the reasons I no longer use Whisper.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I don’t like promiscuity either but at least I’m not a pedo.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I don’t like promiscuity either but at least I’m not a pedo.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

He sounds like a criminal.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I would burn that shirt.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

It’s sad how most men are stuck in the 50s.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

*laughs in LGBTQ*

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

🤢

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Attracts? More like asphyxiates.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I could never date a d**g user. I don’t even like how pot smells.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Religion should be illegal and all holidays should be secular.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

*laughs in LGBTQ*

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Pedo alert.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Disgusting.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

So rude. I’ve had people reject me on dating apps because I’m autistic and asexual. No, I’m not stupid. No, I’m not a prude. You’re just an ignorant bigot.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Just look at Jeffrey Dahmer and Sharon Carr.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Poor cat.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Or Ben Shapiro.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I prefer women but I’m asexual. I hate how disgusting men can be.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

My autistic self would hate having those on my feet.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Ah yes. That is indeed a snake. I am now aware, thank you.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

I’m Canadian. I would love to eat this someday.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

You’d need a forklift to cash that at the bank.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Please do not the shark.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

🎵 I’d rather be shiny… 🎵

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

In Canada, thongs are undies.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

That’s a lot of Knuckles.

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155chipmunkz • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

A country where snakes wander into houses is not for me.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Wow! I want to try! 😋

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

A country where snakes wander into houses is not for me.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Wow! I want to try! 😋

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

My son got me into a game called Summoners War. In it there are "monsters". One is a shark. When I first started the game I couldn't remember if I should build (level up) a shark. So I asked him about it so many times that he just started singing "Don't the shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, don't the shark". I sing this to myself every time I see a shark, lol.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

I meant red card! Damn typo from typing flag colours lol

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Leave them TF alone

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

That's a big fella! Actually, with no banana for scale it could be a lil 'un.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

As the magpies always say, "We will f*****g cut you!"

Australia (Bowen Basin)

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Neither musk nor Musk is attractive.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

You are a stank, commie freak.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Eww I can smell your dirty hair from here 😷

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155chipmunkz • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Worn?

155chipmunkz • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Worn?

155chipmunkz • commented on a post 1 month ago

“People Whose Moms Are Karens, What Was The Worst Thing She’s Ever Done?” (29 Answers)

My dad threw a temper tantrum at the dentist because he “has anxiety” and didn’t want to pay for my retainers.

155chipmunkz • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I don’t like promiscuity either but at least I’m not a pedo.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

He sounds like a criminal.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I would burn that shirt.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

It’s sad how most men are stuck in the 50s.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

*laughs in LGBTQ*

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

🤢

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Attracts? More like asphyxiates.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I could never date a d**g user. I don’t even like how pot smells.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Religion should be illegal and all holidays should be secular.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

*laughs in LGBTQ*

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Pedo alert.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Disgusting.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

So rude. I’ve had people reject me on dating apps because I’m autistic and asexual. No, I’m not stupid. No, I’m not a prude. You’re just an ignorant bigot.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Just look at Jeffrey Dahmer and Sharon Carr.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Poor cat.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Or Ben Shapiro.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I prefer women but I’m asexual. I hate how disgusting men can be.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

My autistic self would hate having those on my feet.

155chipmunkz • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

You know how men like it when you kick them in the...oh never mind 🙄

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

For some men, mirrors seem to be working in a different way.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Vote for Kamala Harris. Frumpus wants to dump the constitution and take away womens' right to vote.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Why on earth would you even finish the date and let him walk you home? Excuse yourself to the ladies, call an Uber and leave!

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Yikes! Not sure that's deprogrammable.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Sad

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

You are a stank, commie freak.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Eww I can smell your dirty hair from here 😷

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Neither musk nor Musk is attractive.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

I’ve talked about this before, but musk is not attractive. It’s nasty. Keep yourself clean, boys.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

So much ew

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

Oh, we may not know exactly what we want, but we are very sure of what we don't want, sir, and that would be YOU.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

So the trash took itself out

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

One of the first signs someone is not a good partner is how they treat animals. An abuser of animals WILL have humans as their next target. It's not a matter of IF they'll do it, but WHEN they'll do it.

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense

America, it'll be good for you if Kamala Harris wins

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

As the magpies always say, "We will f*****g cut you!"

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

A country where snakes wander into houses is not for me.

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Wow! I want to try! 😋

Explore The Land Of ‘Nope’: 50 Surprising Posts Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

That's a big fella! Actually, with no banana for scale it could be a lil 'un.

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