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Bored Phoenix

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I like getting facts straight. And enjoy trolling trolls.

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Bored Phoenix • commented on 21 posts 5 years ago

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Oui oui baguette

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

In my dads office they are making them do skype call even when there are in the exact same office or cubicle space. It’s nuts

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Oui oui baguette

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

In my dads office they are making them do skype call even when there are in the exact same office or cubicle space. It’s nuts

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Don’t know how I’m typing this with my hands tied by duck tape No not really

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

The lime tho lol

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

I REFUSE

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

I started my spring coat in about January

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

*remembers the Toilet Paper and Basically Everything Else Shortage of 2019*

225 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationship Is Never Boring

Oh my gosh I’m crying. That looks like the lambie i had when i met my adoptive parents for the first time

It’s Recommended To Wash Hands For 20 Seconds, So People Have Suggested These 53 Songs To Sing Instead Of Counting

Oh my gosh noooooo

Atomic Bomb

Hi I’m on

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Bored Phoenix • upvoted 11 items 5 years ago

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

The Busiest Beaver Award goes to...

Coronavirus-Jokes

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

The Busiest Beaver Award goes to...

Coronavirus-Jokes

Funny-Cat-King-Of-Blep-Ikiru

Coronavirus-Jokes

30 Memes Roasting Inconsiderate People Who Catch Cheap Flights During Coronavirus Outbreak

I'm a simple girl. I see tom holland, I upvote.

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Bored Phoenix • commented on 6 posts 6 years ago

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

I dont get it....

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

Took me a moment. Then I LOL’d so hard

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

I dont get it....

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

Took me a moment. Then I LOL’d so hard

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

Awwwww

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

I don’t understand

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

I don’t understand

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

I don’t get it?

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Bored Phoenix • upvoted 2 items 6 years ago

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

Is anyone else considering doing this?

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

funny… same thing with fists

Bored Phoenix • submitted 3 new posts 6 years ago

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Chapter 4

Here’s A New Draft For My “Rise Of The Phoenix” Story

Started A Story... Don’t Know If It’s Any Good

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Bored Phoenix • commented on 20 posts 5 years ago

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Oui oui baguette

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

In my dads office they are making them do skype call even when there are in the exact same office or cubicle space. It’s nuts

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Don’t know how I’m typing this with my hands tied by duck tape No not really

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

The lime tho lol

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

I REFUSE

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

I started my spring coat in about January

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

*remembers the Toilet Paper and Basically Everything Else Shortage of 2019*

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

Omg what a cute little derp

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

“Um, NO!”

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

WHaAAaaAAAa. YOU WOKE MEH!

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

AHHHHHHHH! ITS ATTACKING MEH

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

Grumpy blep

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

CAT ACTIVATED

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

AH-AH-AHH-BLEP!

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

Whoa!!!!

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

Blurry Blep

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

THE SKY

Meet Ikiru, The King Of Bleps Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm (30 Pics)

“I am extremely upset, but still want to make you laugh”

225 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationship Is Never Boring

Oh my gosh I’m crying. That looks like the lambie i had when i met my adoptive parents for the first time

It’s Recommended To Wash Hands For 20 Seconds, So People Have Suggested These 53 Songs To Sing Instead Of Counting

Oh my gosh noooooo

Bored Phoenix • upvoted 11 items 5 years ago

Coronavirus-Jokes

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

The Busiest Beaver Award goes to...

Coronavirus-Jokes

Funny-Cat-King-Of-Blep-Ikiru

30 Memes Roasting Inconsiderate People Who Catch Cheap Flights During Coronavirus Outbreak

I'm a simple girl. I see tom holland, I upvote.

Bored Phoenix • upvoted 9 items 6 years ago

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

Is anyone else considering doing this?

This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

funny… same thing with fists

30 Valentine’s Day Disasters As Seen By Waiters

Well alright...

30 Valentine’s Day Disasters As Seen By Waiters

I’m not crying! I’m sweating through my eyes!!!

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

It’s awesome hope you love it

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

Exactly im going to see the musical in May!!!

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

Anyone who doesn't appreciate the whole Lin Manuel Miranda oeuvre is dead to me.

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

I thought that she meant that those people are dead to her..

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

Why do you comment like you need it to survive

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