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Safety and quality above everything, right? Alas! That’s not how the real world works. Caution, common sense, and genuine effort are sometimes completely ignored during construction projects, replaced by speed, shoddy workmanship, and risking your neck (sometimes very literally).

Whether due to a lack of skill, budget constraints, or a complete disregard for safety protocols, some construction workers spook the internet with the fruits of their labor. The very worst of the bunch end up on the r/ConstructionFails subreddit. This online community shames everything that’s related to construction gone wrong. Things that would probably make OSHA or any structural inspector mad and sweat with worry.

Whatever you might be thinking of, dear Pandas, we assure you—it’s a lot worse. Scroll down to see just how bad things can get. If we’ve got any architecture and design professionals in the house today, make sure you don’t faint. And don’t forget your hard hats!

#1

Parkour!

Parkour!

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B.Nelson
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this is a level on Uncharted 3.

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    #2

    To Install An Air Conditioning Unit

    To Install An Air Conditioning Unit

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    Vietnamispretty
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Cooling the neighborhood one AC at a time.

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    #3

    Why.......just Why?

    Why.......just Why?

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    Aunty Fairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This should be a crime. I got angry irl at this.

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    #4

    What Could Go Wrong

    What Could Go Wrong

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You only get one try

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    #5

    Ooppsss

    Ooppsss

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    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Waiting for the tornado to turn it around

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    #6

    We Call This One, “The Landlord Supremo”

     We Call This One, “The Landlord Supremo”

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Sorry, not my job"

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    #7

    The Stairs On The Side Of This Building

    The Stairs On The Side Of This Building

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I would take about an hour to climb those, while sobbing and trying to cling onto the wall.

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    #8

    Neighbors Attempting To Reinforce Their Stone Wall With….spray Foam Insulation

    Neighbors Attempting To Reinforce Their Stone Wall With….spray Foam Insulation

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    Kent Grigsby
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    At least when it does collapse it will fall in one piece...

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    #9

    Bro Think Your House Is Separating From You

    Bro Think Your House Is Separating From You

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    august is mentally unstable
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    wow, just like all my friends :O

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    #10

    "Construction Is My Passion" 2.0

    "Construction Is My Passion" 2.0

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    One ticket to your local ER coming up!

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    #11

    Hey Boss, Tucked The Light Switch In The Corner Like You Asked

    Hey Boss, Tucked The Light Switch In The Corner Like You Asked

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm impressed that they completed the angle and used the full cover

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    #12

    Legendary

    Legendary

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    Cold Eagle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I just wanna boop it with a single finger nudge and watch it move so very very slowly. I'm going to hell for that, ain't I?

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    #13

    A Friend Just Bought New Construction

    A Friend Just Bought New Construction

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    baguette
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    is it supposed to be 869??

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    #14

    Fan Go Bonk

    Fan Go Bonk

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Only 4 times

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    #15

    Windy

    Windy

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    Kent Grigsby
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Which Little Pig built these?

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    #16

    That's One Way To Do It, I Guess

    That's One Way To Do It, I Guess

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    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I weirdly like this.

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    #17

    No Problems Here

    No Problems Here

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What's worse is that this appears to be the second attempt. There is a fainter line about a metre to the right!

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    #18

    There Must Be A Better Way

    There Must Be A Better Way

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Toilet for disabled cowboys 🤠... seriously what the heck!

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    #19

    Used The Wrong Template?

    Used The Wrong Template?

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    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Who thought this was sufficient?

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    #20

    Bathroom At Local Bar…

    Bathroom At Local Bar…

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I think they were drinking before the install

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    #21

    Who Needs Wall Ties

    Who Needs Wall Ties

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    Dekinnis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Looks like an ai painting

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    #22

    No1 Rule In Construction!!

    No1 Rule In Construction!!

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    SydneyP
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Man people really go crazy with this foam stuff huh

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    #23

    Who Do You Blame For This?

    Who Do You Blame For This?

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    T5n
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    For reference, this is the first floor of a 7 floor building(featured in another post)

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    #24

    Well Somebody Screwed Up

    Well Somebody Screwed Up

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    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Looks like they had a gap there and made some use of it as a wardrobe - it seems to JUST be able to have it (and the door) open still? Not elegant but useful?

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    #25

    My Brother Was Painting A House And Sent Me This. Corner Cutting At Its Finest

    My Brother Was Painting A House And Sent Me This. Corner Cutting At Its Finest

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    Emily M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The shortest distance between two points is a straight line! Aesthetics be damned!

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    #26

    When The Roofers Decide To Take Creative Liberties

    When The Roofers Decide To Take Creative Liberties

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    DancingPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I don’t see the difference beside the three lines? Could someone help?

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    #27

    Load Bearing To Boot

    Load Bearing To Boot

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    Kate
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Not anymore.

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    #28

    My Friend Is Having Trouble Finding Good Contractors For A Garage Conversion. Saw This Yesterday

    My Friend Is Having Trouble Finding Good Contractors For A Garage Conversion. Saw This Yesterday

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They've seen some stuff!

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    #29

    No One Will Ever See

    No One Will Ever See

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I’d be fine with that if I did it myself… but not if I paid someone to do it properly

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    #30

    Atleast The Chiropractor Is Nearby

    Atleast The Chiropractor Is Nearby

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    Béatrice Gallet
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Someone choose to take a picture instead of holding and pushing the ladder back or asking for help !

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    #31

    Why Poop Alone When You Can Poop With Friends

    Why Poop Alone When You Can Poop With Friends

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    SexualHarassmentPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why is the right toilet locked to the grab bar?

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    #32

    Spirit Level Not Needed

    Spirit Level Not Needed

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    Hatred Pony
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is why Mario should stick to plumbing.

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    #33

    Shower Bench Failure At Less Than 3 Years

    Shower Bench Failure At Less Than 3 Years

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    basil
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I got tetanus looking at this image

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    #34

    What’s The Point In This Balcony

    What’s The Point In This Balcony

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It's so you can stand up there and dictate your orders to your family below.

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    #35

    Looks Straight To Me

    Looks Straight To Me

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Careful, those last 6 steps are a doozy.

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    #36

    Lunch Poured In A Beam

    Lunch Poured In A Beam

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    KENOBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This it hilarious to poor dude is probably still wondering we’re his lunch is

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    #37

    No Ac? No Problem

    No Ac? No Problem

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He left to go get the foam.

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    #38

    Several Roof Trusses Anchored Together. Came Down Like Dominos. Even What’s Still Up Is Warped All To Hell. Hire Professionals Kids…

    Several Roof Trusses Anchored Together. Came Down Like Dominos. Even What’s Still Up Is Warped All To Hell. Hire Professionals Kids…

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    Garth Bock
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    KIDS ! I told you not to play Jenga at construction sites.

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    #39

    Courting Disaster

    Courting Disaster

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    OSHA weekly submission contest winner

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    #40

    Nailed It

    Nailed It

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    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Take a saw to the top of it and shape it however u like

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    #41

    Perfect

    Perfect

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It fits!

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    #42

    Preventative Maintenance Is 3x Cheaper Than Reactive Maintenance

    Preventative Maintenance Is 3x Cheaper Than Reactive Maintenance

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    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No venting allowed! 🤣

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    #43

    Doing The Roof With Concrete Blocks

    Doing The Roof With Concrete Blocks

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    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ehhhhhhm, to be honest I suspect that's simply the lines from the concrete boxing. If the roof's underside is not going to be visible, the boxing is often done using quite rough timber, leaving lines.

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    #44

    5 Boxes = 5 Times As Safe?

    5 Boxes = 5 Times As Safe?

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Can you move the light away from the house please?"

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    #45

    ‘Boss, We Need A Bigger Partition.’ ‘Make It Work.’

    ‘Boss, We Need A Bigger Partition.’ ‘Make It Work.’

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So uneven. *Shiver"

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    #46

    How Many Hidden Electrical Connections Would You Like?? .. Yes

    How Many Hidden Electrical Connections Would You Like?? .. Yes

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    42

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    #47

    The Way This Job Is Going It Honestly Could Be Anyone's Fault. (Look At The Railing For The Stairs)

    The Way This Job Is Going It Honestly Could Be Anyone's Fault. (Look At The Railing For The Stairs)

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    SexualHarassmentPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'd walk right into that.

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    #48

    More Fine Blockwork In Florida

    More Fine Blockwork In Florida

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    Biliegh Berrie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I hope all a these are DIYs....

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    #49

    Good Enough From My House

    Good Enough From My House

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    WHAT!?

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    #50

    When The Brick Guy Says “Not My Problem”

    When The Brick Guy Says “Not My Problem”

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Not my job"

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    #51

    Local Gas Station In Beloit, Wi Has A "Minor" Setback Today

    Local Gas Station In Beloit, Wi Has A "Minor" Setback Today

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago

    And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down

    #52

    Meh, No One Will Ever See It; Until Someone Does

    Meh, No One Will Ever See It; Until Someone Does

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    Kris Fristo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Just why?

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    #53

    Idk How This Passed Inspection

    Idk How This Passed Inspection

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    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It's actually a burglar alarm and booby trap. The glass shattering makes noise, makes it dark, and the door gets electrified as well.

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