35 Funny Comics With Unexpected Twists That Poke Fun At Our Society By ToonHole Comics

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Or "I really don't give a s###, but I'll pretend that I care." Or "I'm too lazy/cowardly/selfish to do anything, but I want to come across as concerned."

7points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Now WHere have I heard that before?

0points

Scott Brynildsen 5 years ago

Yes, we know how it translates

0points

Hans 5 years ago

Excellent one. Like all people who tweet if something happens instead of really helping.

11points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

exactley

0points

The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago

Damn it Alfred! Tag it on Facebook! You know no one in home isolation will see that!

6points

Kjorn 5 years ago

didn't know batman was a millenial

2points

Ken Stark 4 years ago

Of course, he wears tights

0points

Keanu Rodrigues 3 years ago

haha

0points

Raychelle Page 5 years ago

Smart thinking

0points

Lisa Chambers 5 years ago

hahaha Exactly what this town needs!

0points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago (edited)

Today, he would have a Bat Alert App on his Batphone.

0points

Annie 5 years ago

LOL Perfect!

0points

Nirmiti Marathe 5 years ago

The government simply put.

0points

Christina Uhlir 5 years ago

"There are two types of people in this world: people who think the government is looking out for their best interest, and people who think."

0points

#2

Don't Shoot!

Final score:

264points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

that's cute

121points

GARRETT O'BANION 5 years ago

I wish that happened....

24points

Laura Harrison 5 years ago

Probably happens a LOT more than u know bc media loves the worst

2points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

What a great twist at the end! Comics like this tend to go dark pretty quickly - nice to see one go the other way. And be funny.

11points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

#BlackLivesMatter

8points

Soggy Crumpet 5 years ago

All lives matter

2points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

I'm glad this took a turn real fast lol

8points

I zzi 5 years ago

Lovely how everyone likes the happy ending....what's wrong with the reality? Would that mean recognising that racism and excessive force from the police on the brown community is real.....yeah too much I guess

5points

RinLo14 5 years ago

It's 100% possible to like the happy ending in this comic and recognize that racism and excessive force against the brown community exists at the same time.

4points

Mauro Murgia 5 years ago

oh this is good.

4points

lol

3points

M Kate McCulloch 5 years ago

Now That's the kind of police shooting I actually do want to see. The other kind... well, never again would be nice.

2points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

wow! that took an unexpected twist! it looks like mr cop guy#1 just scored! the pastel team supporters are shocked! the crowd goes wild! oh look! red pastel guy is dribbling the ball! he passes it to blue pastel.. he shoots... HE SCORES !

1point

#3

A Good Time For A Raise

Final score:

256points

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Kaisu 5 years ago

Amazon

192points

Kjorn 5 years ago

any greedy enterprise, not just amazon.

26points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Capitalism, American style, in a nutshell. Greed uber alles.

9points

Joanna 5 years ago

Definitely !

7points

Anna Repp 5 years ago

Unfortunately, not only them, but many, many others...

3points

Chris DiFonso 5 years ago

And MANY, MANY others

3points

Maple Syrup 2 years ago

At least Amazon offers health care

0points

jiriw 5 years ago

His wife also who got 30 billion for no reason.. she don't know s**t about amazon...

0points

Bill 5 years ago

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Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

that is jeff bezeos with hair and more stonks

7points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

Every large enterprise should be forced to profit share rather than 'sit on wealth' with the eye of expanding the heap they already have.

3points

Fred Burrows 5 years ago

It seems the cheaper the items are the more they pinch the pennies , All the latest equipment and machinery but 2 dollar safety glasses with a verbal admonishment if they break too quickly.

1point

J 3lack 5 years ago (edited)

Its even worse when the company you work for hands out incentives, one time bonuses and builds new factories but just can't possibly afford to staff your department appropriately.

1point

Zoe Murphy 5 years ago

Take the money and run!!!

1point

Jessica Muñoz 5 years ago

Many companies. I didn't get a raise for 2 years, and when I finally did after asking the second time, it was fifty cents. I was with the company ten years.

1point

Souchira 5 years ago

No raise, you just wait it's a trickle down economy! For every 10 billion I make you get 1cent, isn't it a great system?

1point

Don Flynn 5 years ago

another tRumpish ideal

1point

Lavender Brown 5 years ago

Just take a bunch of money

1point

Ryan told Bored Panda that he’s inspired to keep drawing because he gets a satisfying feeling when he finishes something he likes. “It’s extra rewarding if my readership receives it well, too,” he added.

“I developed my style through a fondness of classic cartoons and MAD magazine. I’m also inspired by my peers in the animation industry and the webcomic world,” the illustrator revealed.

We were also interested to find out how Ryan and his friends met and founded ToonHole. “I met the other ToonHole guys in college and we bonded over a love of old cartoons and similar drawing sensibilities. It’s always a challenge to grow your audience consistently since media platforms are always evolving and moving the goalposts. It’s also a challenge to get big accounts and content aggregators to appropriately credit your shared work,” he shared some of the challenges that they as creators faced.

#4

Snubbed Again

Final score:

254points

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Kesam 5 years ago

I suppose it was also the Lord who cooked the meal...?

94points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

*grandma slowly picks up carving knife during prayer*

17points

Mauro Murgia 5 years ago

yes, through human instruments apparently

5points

Monday 5 years ago

and who set the table of course

5points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

hope he's planning on doing the dishes too

4points

jiriw 5 years ago

Next time i won't thank anybody until i have the list of all people who are involved....

2points

EtherealSponge 5 years ago

With the laser eyes

1point

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

No. He did the dishes.

0points

jiriw 5 years ago

What a ridiculous concept. So we have to thank every person farmer, tools, machinery, grocery shop, who brought, who cooked ?? God created everything and what is wrong if someone attribute it to GOD? Even the money in your pockets, credit cards are not yours...

0points

LoL.alpaca 5 years ago

The lord provided the food and the table and the things they used to cook the meal so yes god did all of it

0points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

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Vanta Black 5 years ago

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Celeste Grant 5 years ago

When you grow up in a Christian family, you are taught that it's the farmers that grow the crops etc and to be thankful for that. That's what harvest festival is all about. Often grace includes thanking those that grow the food we eat it or similar. Farming is used as a theme throughout the bible in parables, so the importance of those that grow the food is definitely not forgotten. Thanking God isn't excluding those who worked to produce our food. It's inclusive as it teaches thankfulness for what we have and where it comes from.

11points

Zoe Murphy 5 years ago

Yes, whenever I pray before dinner I say “Bless the hands that prepared it.”

5points

Nea 5 years ago

Yes, in our everyday lives, farmers dont get enough appreciatiom- monetary or otherwise.

4points

Scott Brynildsen 5 years ago

Neither do immigrants who work in the fields and orchards

8points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Nothing wrong with gratitude.

3points

Liam Prescott 5 years ago

Meanwhile farmers pray for the rain and bountiful crops.

3points

Nash Nopper 5 years ago

love it!

3points

CincyReds 5 years ago

This makes me sad. Farmers don't get enough credit for what they do.

2points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago (edited)

With a slight change in scenery: The team battling with Covid-19 is trying to keep a patient in intensive care alive, doing exhausting work, both physically and mentally. Two weeks go by, three weeks, and then a glimmer of hope. Another few days and the patient leaves intensive care, sometime later they leave the hospital, cured! "Hallelujah, praise the Lord!" says one of the relatives, "Thank God!" says the other, while the doctor and the nurse overhearing the praise are to tired to say anything at all."

2points

Kristina Thomas 5 years ago

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Reyna Phillips 5 years ago

God be stealin clout

1point

Kristina Thomas 5 years ago

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Keanu Rodrigues 3 years ago

bra

0points

#5

How Will They Know?

Final score:

250points

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Hans 5 years ago

Wow, this is just so sad. And so realistic. Realistically sad.

217points

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

Sadly realistic

25points

Solvita 5 years ago

It’s OK 😃

1point

Clementine Black 5 years ago

Right?

0points

Only If Panda 5 years ago

If this is love... I don't want it

11points

NavyDave 5 years ago

Don't worry, this is not love.

9points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Someone I called to wish happy birthday told me that if I don't write on Facebook is like the same as I didn't said nothing. If you would be my friend you would see that I use Facebook as a contact book and not to tell my life.

6points

Eirik Johnsbråten 5 years ago

Oof...

5points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

2020, where you're not officially dating until you plaster all your b******t on social media.

3points

The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago

The look on his face at the end says it all!

3points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

She 's the best thing in her life too ... apparently.

2points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

sign of the times!

2points

Kjorn 5 years ago

people are addict to this c**p

2points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Good grief this is so true. really kind of pathetic. My boyfriend and I finally became friends on facebook, I JOKINGLY asked, well aren't you going to say you are a relationship with me? He says if I have to put that on facebook for you to know we are in a relationship that is pretty sad. Half time you see all these stupid lovey dovey messages they are the most miserable people and are trying to convince themselves how much they love the other person.

1point

#6

Good Parents

Final score:

246points

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Kaisu 5 years ago

This also applies to vlogger parents who film everything their child does instead of actually engaging with a child. No child should grow up with a camera shoved at their face.

208points

Belandriel 5 years ago

I really think getting children is more of an egoistic thing rather than caring about the children themselves... that's als one of many reasons why I don't and never will have children ^^

12points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

It's good to have something to show the therapist later.

3points

Hannah M 5 years ago

I know, right. I feel like all celebrities should keep their children out of the media, offline, etc. Because it means their celebrity status is automatically transferred to their kids, before their kids even say their first word, and... What if the kids don't want that kind of life? It really bothers me when people plaster their kids all over the Internet.

3points

CincyReds 5 years ago

This absolutely drives me crazy

2points

Ra 5 years ago

ikr

2points

PattonPawter 4 years ago

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1point

Kizzie 5 years ago

I saw one that said reacting to [name]'s report card on another post

1point

Rare Wubbox 5 years ago

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1point

Mateo arteaga vega 1 week ago

Try Kiyomivining on yt, absolutely perfect. They have a sad backstory, used to be broke, but they balance vlogging with actually loving their child, been loving them for a while now and they just don’t get less entertaining, or loving

0points

At least they werent texting, when they were right next to each other..........

5points

mummy pig 5 years ago

Sad but true

4points

fro_st puppy 5 years ago

thats just sad. on screens

3points

This is so sad, because it is so true

2points

CincyReds 5 years ago

I used to work as a server part time in a restaurant. A family would come in and these children would as little as one year old, with an Ipad shoved in their face to watch while the moms would gossip. Drive me crazy. Interact with yourchild!

1point

Fitriady Budiman 5 years ago

That is Us!

1point

SlapShot16 4 years ago

on screens ouch. and playing with your child is a way to bond and being a good parent = playing with your child

0points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

thats just sad

0points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

hahaha ding dongs

0points

“Writing a good comic means I have to allow time for my mind to wander so I can capture an idea worth drawing,” Ryan told Bored Panda about his creative process. “A comic from start to finish is usually anywhere from 2 to 6 hours depending on complexity and style.”

Ryan added that he feels extremely grateful to have the readership and support that he’s amassed over the last 10 years. “I hope my work ushers a little more joy into the world because making these has surely given me immense pleasure.”

More than 99k people follow Ryan on Instagram and he has nearly 5.5k fans each on Facebook and on Twitter.

#7

Support Group

Final score:

231points

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The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago

That's the beginning of every company Zoom meeting now!

118points

Hans 5 years ago

I expected a happy ending where all meet, seemingly randomly walking around the corridors.

10points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Something tells me the same thing happened with the impostor syndrome support group

6points

Aimee Simmons 5 years ago

My offspring has social anxiety, and I have always tried to be helpful to those with it. I will always stand up and be the spectacle so that they can feel ok not being the spectacle, but still being there with other people... Spectacling at me...

4points

Alexis D. 5 years ago

good lord this is so true.

3points

Jasmine 5 years ago

Or when you come back later and then realize you're the last one there...

2points

just a hamilfan 5 years ago

THIS.IS.MY.LIFE

1point

just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 4 years ago

this is the comic that made me relize, that indeed, i have social anxity

0points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

I like this group, no pressure.

0points

Raychelle Page 5 years ago

So True

0points

#8

Dangerous Things

Final score:

226points

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M.J. 5 years ago

It's not like 5G doesn't have any impact on your body, but it definitely doesn't cause covid-19, that's total bs.

69points

Douglas Campbell 5 years ago

That is likely false. Many of the peer reviewed articles that claim 5G is harmful to humans also say that using any cell phone at any frequency also may be related to brain cancer.

12points

Monday 5 years ago

The impact on the body is also minimal. Yes it carries risks, but it's been blown way out of proportion.

6points

Vera Paradiso 4 years ago

yeah.

0points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

You really need to go online and read a little bit. Knowledge is power. Ignorance is not bliss. Just read what that nonsense you're trying to make true by writing it on a comment thread and you'll see ignorance is just ignorant.

0points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

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0points

Christina Uhlir 5 years ago (edited)

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togcrewsc 5 years ago

one kid in science said that his mom won't let him near the microwave bc of radiation, and our teachers like well your phones are worse for you than microwaves. next day he didn't have a phone. his mom took it.

8points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Then why does she let him go to school? By car? By bus? By foot? Crossing a street is dangerous business in comparison

4points

Kent Fishburn 5 years ago

The sun has some serious effects on human tissue too. I still don't want to give it up.

2points

Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

I like how he's standing on a soap box btw

1point

CincyReds 5 years ago

I am very scared of 5G. I watched a YouTube video of a cable installer of 5g....he was even scared of installing it

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

2fast4u

0points

Joanna 5 years ago

He has a point tho , 5G isnt neutral to your body ..

1point

Deni Castro 4 years ago

Let him do it! Be honest about your opinions!

0points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

hypocrites

0points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

not covid but you can get other health probs. because of to much time on phone

0points

Zeke Henry 4 years ago

what dont u usually post that online using your phone

0points

#9

Anonymous

Final score:

212points

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Hans 5 years ago

This looks like a very young Jack Nicholson...

124points

Delgada 5 years ago

Here's Johnny!

8points

Adam C 5 years ago

Yes Jack Nicholson as Joker

3points

BingeFest1 5 years ago

More like an evil baby Eisenhower

1point

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Or a very old one.

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

A troll in the making... :P

7points

Daria Z 5 years ago

Yeah, "joyous" :D

7points

togcrewsc 5 years ago

reminds me of Chucky

6points

mummy pig 5 years ago

Uh oh!

4points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

Creepy...

3points

foxymiST.elliefreak 5 years ago

yes

2points

ANA MARTINEZ 5 years ago

WOW

2points

Jessica Cole 5 years ago

Grimes' n Elon's spawn

1point

Mel (They/Them) 2 years ago

The face of pure evil

0points

Ryan’s friend Chris previously told Bored Panda a bit about what inspiration is like for him personally and gave us some more insights into how the ToonHole squad looks at art and creativity.

For Chris, inspiration is like magic and can come from anywhere: “A conversation, a book, an overheard conversation, a misheard word, or seeing somebody trip on the sidewalk. There are no rules!”

The entire ToonHole gang of friends has different approaches to art and their creative processes. For example, Chris told us that he likes to mix it up and draws some comics digitally and some using analog materials like ink, watercolor, and colored pencil. For Chris, it takes him roughly 3 hours to finish a single comic starting from the thumbnail to the finished piece.

#10

No Idea

Final score:

205points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

That went from Single to Child Support real quick

94points

Scott Brynildsen 5 years ago

Or it went from working dad who is a workaholic to being in quarantine with his family.

11points

Eirik Johnsbråten 5 years ago

😂

6points

Denmari 5 years ago

I wasn't expecting that

3points

salomėja stepanovaitė 5 years ago

This is funny xD

3points

Jessica Cole 5 years ago

LOL!

3points

Loretta 5 years ago

I don't get it.

2points

David Kohn 5 years ago

you think that he said oh my god over teh smoking but he didnt even realize he had a daughter

1point

WOW.

1point

Sonia Vazquez 4 years ago

🤣

0points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

Lol

0points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

*gasp*

0points

#11

Restraining Order

Final score:

204points

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Peachikeen 5 years ago

Life's just not your own when you're stalking someone. I bet she never asks you where you want to go does she?

90points

Peachikeen 5 years ago

Obviously I kid, been stalked it's not s**t and giggles...

17points

Simon Murray 5 years ago

Stalking: when 2 people take a walk together but only one of them knows about it

5points

Zeke Henry 4 years ago

thank you for correcting me stalker

0points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

hahaha????

0points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

I was stalked had we had pictures judge warned them they finally moved and that is why this cartoon makes sense it rolls out of control just the way I wrote it. Left out parts, they murdered three people , then people believed we were serious.

0points

Raychelle Page 5 years ago

A stalker stalks but why did you speak up and get yourself caught Well i guess he wanted all the credit

0points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I was actually expecting the woman to say she was the stalker.

0points

Kent Fishburn 5 years ago

Nothin' says lovin' like stalking the hell outta someone!

0points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

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#12

Growth Ray

Final score:

188points

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The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago

Saw that joke "cumming" from a mile away.

99points

Cobraul2 5 years ago

I'm a pervert and I tough they will grow hair on their heads. 😂

3points

Brooke Purvis 5 years ago

You...........

1point

Boop 5 years ago

Oooooooooo, good one

1point

Steve Internet 5 years ago

Aaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!

1point

Ximenna Jimenez 5 years ago

Don't worry, im very dirty minded

1point

Big brain gaming 4 years ago

Dam man that’s some smart dirty humour

0points

Reminds me of "Pinky and the Brain" a bit!!

9points

BlackRabbit 5 years ago

Big PP joke

7points

Kjorn 5 years ago

we would all do that… not just men… pretty sure woman would use it too

6points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

but first we're going to test it in a traditional method on something far more important....

4points

Unfortunate beauty? 5 years ago

All he wanted was a better brain, too bad they didn't really have one at all

3points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

dont gite it??

1point

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

So true it's scary.

1point

Russian Otaku 5 years ago

If I had a way to increase penis size I'd patent that s**t and make Jeff bezos look poor overnight

1point

Kimm Antell 3 years ago

We all knew it was going there, right?

0points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

LOL

0points

#13

Generous Donation

Final score:

186points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

is this an allusion to the campuses that accepted a "donation" in return for admission?

70points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

Yes.

17points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

The real clowns were the ones who put greed ahead of academics.

8points

BingeFest1 5 years ago

What do you think bud?

3points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

It's an illustration of the "president" gaining admission to the college of his father's purchasing power.

2points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

Duh

1point

Kira K. 5 years ago

'pears to be

1point

Aahzmandus Pervect 5 years ago

I am sure it is not.

-2points

The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago

Oh there gallons! Thank God. Till the last frame I thought they were condoms.

7points

The Emerald Triangle 5 years ago

My spell check sucks too apparently.

4points

Kent Fishburn 5 years ago

Who's Loughlin now?

1point

haha

1point

x*boots*x 4 years ago

. . .

0points

ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago

Have fun having shoes that are way too big for you!

0points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

what did he get was he happy to go too school cuase i wouldnt]

0points

Raychelle Page 5 years ago

Wow but the mom pulled of that joke not the kid so shouldn't the mom be allowed in?

0points

SquirrelLuvr 5 years ago

I thought those were used condoms...lol (*clowndoms)

0points

Grace Smith 5 years ago (edited)

I thought they were green condoms for a second

0points

#14

Illegal Drugs

Final score:

185points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

hmmmm.. i wonder

84points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Like the father who hears his 9-year-old use a swear word, and bellows "Where the hell does that little prick learn such language?"

15points

togcrewsc 5 years ago

how do you know that it wasn't YOUR joint??

6points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

yet pills from the chemist and wine is considered legal *highs*

5points

Ljdia 5 years ago

Yes and nicotine as Oskar said. They're taxed, they've been used for a long time (so it's controversial to try controlling them now), and they support the current economical and political structure. There's also some history behind marijuana prohibition but I suck at remembering things like this... (I think it was a political move regarding immigrants in the US a long time ago...hmm but nevermind). It's not about health, in my humble opinion. I think it's about control. Ps.: I don't smoke.

2points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

Good thing we'd got legal drugs to deal with our woes... prescription drugs, alcohol and nicotine.

4points

CincyReds 5 years ago

The irony

1point

Walt White 5 years ago

Another outstanding example of, "Do as I say, Not as I do"!

1point

x*boots*x 4 years ago

hmm.. I wonder

0points

Zeke Henry 4 years ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

0points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

????

0points

#15

Bloody Mary

Final score:

185points

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athornedrose 5 years ago

Does it work for other drinks? I could really use that magic

107points

Kesam 5 years ago

Sex on the beach Sex on the beach Sex on the beach

8points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Especially for good craft beer! Pliny the Younger, Pliny the Younger, Pliny the Younger.

5points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

let's try... MARTINI MARTINI MARTINI

1point

Hakitosama 2 years ago

SHERIDAN SHERIDAN SHERIDAN!

0points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

"ORANGE CRUSH ORANGE CRUSH ORANGE CRUSH"

2points

CaptainDinosaur 5 years ago

"Bourbon, bourbon, bourbon!" (Goddamn Louis XIV pops up)

1point

Arwin Cipher 4 years ago

Hmm, I wonder... Water Water Water I am dehydrated heh

0points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

more happiness more happiness more happiness, choccy milk choccy milk choccy milk, subscribers subscribers subscribers, three wishes three wishes three wishes,

0points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

does it work for choccy milk too?!?!? I could really use this magic!

0points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

it works on eny thing if you think it why your saying Bloody mary

0points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

Bloody mary Bloody mary Bloody mary

0points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

He He

0points

0-.A.Opinion.-0 5 years ago

so if i said sprite 3 times i'd get sprite..? XD

0points

#16

Ewww, A Snake

Final score:

183points

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Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

i love snakes why do people hate what i love like pineapple on pizza

121points

Jus 5 years ago

My pizza is not complete without pineapple! I'm afraid of snakes. I think they look great in comics, though.

16points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Keep pineapple away from my pizza! Snakes are cool though, unless too close for comfort.

10points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

I like pineapple on pizza, too. I used to know somebody who LOVED anchovies on pizza. Chacun à son goût.

8points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Snake pizza? Tastes like chicken.

5points

Katie and Jared Coates 5 years ago

Hello snake loving pineapple pizza eating friend

5points

Bumble 5 years ago

I love snakes on pizza. Pineapples are so cute too!

2points

Willyum Wickerson 5 years ago

And Jar Jar

2points

Hope Cady 5 years ago

damn I definitely read that wrong first time around

2points

Raven 5 years ago

because that's what you like. Everyone has their own opinions (:

1point

Audrey Smith 5 years ago

Pineapple on pizza is great. Snakes usually only freak me out a lot if I don’t know they’re there.

1point

Lauren Michlin 5 years ago

ok, I like snakes, but not really pineapple on pizza

1point

Steve Internet 5 years ago

I don't think many people hate that lol.

1point

okpkpkp 5 years ago

I, too, love pineapple on pizza.

1point

Julie Hanford 5 years ago

mmm.... pineapple pizza is the best! and snakes are cool, except i would feel sorry for the rats if i had one

1point

Amanda Briles 5 years ago

The pineapple on pizza is a regional thing. Pretty good, too.

1point

Alexander Jacobs 3 years ago

although i dont like pinapple on pizza i respect you because its your opinion and what you like

0points

bunkbed boys 3 years ago

OH MY GOD YES I DON’T UNDRSTAND THEY SAY THAT FRUIT ISN’T ALLOWED ON PIZZA. WHAT ABOUT TOMATO? WHAT ABOUT DUDE.

0points

Nixxy 4 years ago

I agree with the snake part, but not the pineapple part. I still respect that you like pineapples and that doesn’t actually change any part of your personality. Don’t let people judge you on your opinions.

0points

Ella Feeley 4 years ago

I love snakes AND pineapple pizza!!

0points

OffBrandSweetTea 5 years ago

Too far dude. I love snakes, but fruit on pizza? Too far.

0points

Alexander Brior 5 years ago

I love seeing wild pineapples and eating snakes on pizza.

0points

ToxiCity 5 years ago

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0points

Stephen Bishop 5 years ago

That's not pizza!

-2points

StrangerOfTheDark 4 years ago

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Kesam 5 years ago

God's such a wuss!

5points

pei meow 5 years ago

Oof

5points

u created it...

2points

Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

pineapple on a pizza is greet

1point

Randomcthulu 5 years ago

Despicable

1point

I just say hehehehehe hehehehe 2 years ago

I LOVE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AND SNAKES THANK YOU VERY MUCH Tenzin Moore!

0points

Hakitosama 2 years ago

"Dad seriously. This is getting old..."

0points

Kit Allen 3 years ago

Dude even God snakes

0points

Kit Allen 3 years ago

Lol not even God like snakes

0points

#17

Vacation Time

Final score:

175points

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DKS 001 5 years ago

burn

80points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Well, where I come from, vacation is paid. So, pretty sweet deal...

6points

The Respectful Bee Of Gray Desert. 5 years ago

Where are you coming from? I wanna move there.

1point

Isa Sulaiman Ahmad 5 years ago

So funny, so sad

2points

Big brain gaming 4 years ago

Bru

1point

Stefania Wilson 5 years ago

Double twist

1point

Misschrys17 5 years ago

What a rollercoaster

1point

2 years ago

i was like no yes noooooo

0points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

Panic calm panic

0points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

burn

0points

ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago

DANG IT I'M FIRED

0points

#18

Final Blessings

Final score:

173points

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Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

me at a church

53points

Willyum Wickerson 5 years ago

oof, sorry man

1point

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

"Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain

3points

JOY JACKSON 5 years ago

I was expecting so many comments about how this is offensive but I was pleasently surprised

1point

Nirmiti Marathe 5 years ago

Kinda wholesome

1point

Yeshaya D 3 years ago

Wholesome?

0points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Guess I'll never see you again.

0points

#19

Obesity Epidemic

Final score:

171points

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Hans 5 years ago

The US in a nutshell I guess.

132points

Belandriel 5 years ago

As a matter of fact she would also have to sue the news channel to get a ridiculous amount of money ^^

12points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Kid, I live in the US and I'm 117 pounds and 6/4 I'm skinny af

4points

Kaya Morris 5 years ago

Not all US citizens are obese, other countries have that problem too. But yea, pretty much the US in a nutshell haha.....

1point

x*boots*x 4 years ago

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0points

Nick 5 years ago

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0points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

Ahhh, starting early with the America-bashing I see! No comment about how "dumb" they are?? Surprising....

0points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

false

-2points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

Yo mama in a nutshell.

-3points

Adam C 5 years ago

The show is "my big fat fabulous life". For real..that's a show of being obese.

3points

nice one!! LOL

2points

ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago

YOU'RE FAMOUS!

1point

J 3lack 5 years ago

At least she's getting some cardio...

1point

Nour Slassi 4 years ago

hahaha

0points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

YEAH!

0points

0-.A.Opinion.-0 5 years ago

haha good way to not let others shame you!

0points

Raychelle Page 5 years ago

Smart she gonna be rich and Famous now

0points

Kent Fishburn 5 years ago

I was expecting a lawsuit.

0points

#20

Preserving Species

Final score:

169points

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Hans 5 years ago

This fits the reports that the pandas in some zoo who did not manage to recreate in 20 years did so while the lockdown was in effect...

170points

BlackRabbit 5 years ago

poor panda...

9points

Nea 5 years ago

Sad

6points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

So they're not bored, they're just shy.

3points

qlossz 5 years ago

'the pressure to deliver must be immense for this panda' luv, giving birth HURTS

2points

Deni Castro 4 years ago

They don't like being watched, I don't blame them.

1point

x*boots*x 4 years ago

goddamn

0points

Fred Burrows 5 years ago

Cats and turtles , they don't care .

0points

Craymoss 5 years ago

Did anyone else read that in Steve Irwin’s voice?

0points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago (edited)

With this kind of sex dirty talk who can get on the mood ?! 🙄😅

0points

#21

You Probably Shouldn't

Final score:

161points

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DKS 001 5 years ago

omg I live with that guy ... drives me nuts

107points

Kesam 5 years ago

Hang on... ARE YOU MY ROOM MATE???

20points

chaos kitten 5 years ago

better be organic nuts

9points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

Warn him that he looks nutritional and if you get desperate, you could always eat him ;)

8points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Feed him some all natural organic hemlock.

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

You probably shouldn't talk about people that way. It could negatively impact people's impression of them, and the behaviour has wider social implications.

1point

logical fallacy 5 years ago

Only if you're embalmed and then buried. If you have a natural burial with no "preservatives" and a simple coffin it's fine for the environment.

7points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

I live with "people" that eat mice (snakes) so I'm not to worried about the food situation (also I share crickets with my geckos sometimes)

6points

salomėja stepanovaitė 5 years ago

Toxic people

2points

Ann O'Riley 5 years ago

Someone is always 'shoulding' on you.

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

"You probably should've" punched him in the throat and told him to mind his own f*****g business.

1point

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Some people are impossible to please.

1point

BlackRabbit 5 years ago

..you probably shouldn't have listened to him in the first place

1point

Stimpy 5 years ago

... why not?

-2points

2 years ago

that guy is smart

0points

Suly Toribio-Rodarte 5 years ago

you literlly can't do nthing with these kids

0points

#22

Spot Me

Final score:

157points

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Hans 5 years ago

:D

42points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

I don't get it o_o'

3points

Mark Wilson 5 years ago

I love that our visual cartoon shorthand for firefighters is hat, turnout gear, and hunky. :)

3points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

:D

0points

ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago

Actually, that's pretty funny.

0points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago (edited)

Just as I figured.....minus the dog not being happy about it.

0points

Craymoss 5 years ago

I’d take a dump and walk away like, “There you go my man.”

0points

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I'm thinking doggie has already done that too many times. He's pooped out.

0points

Ra 5 years ago

XD

0points

Vizquitz 5 years ago

thats a really bad joke

-1point

#23

Welcome To Hell

Final score:

153points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

Hothell hellp desk

82points

Poor child, having to see this!!

2points

Xitlali Alvarez 4 years ago

Hazbin Hotel be like..

1point

Boop 5 years ago

wait- Hazbin hotel: the early years

1point

NMN 5 years ago

That's USCIS for you

1point

Charles Bosse 5 years ago

So he'll is just the experience of being sort of poor?

1point

Hannah Albright 5 years ago

Hell is spelled h e l l

2points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

dang

0points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

we meet agin blackrappit

0points

#24

Who Soiled The Carpet?

Final score:

153points

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mummy pig 5 years ago

Definitely didn't see that one coming

122points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

No, but that woman could smell it! You cannot mistake the one for the other.

8points

GumShoe359 5 years ago

His red butt cheeks say he also rubbed his a*s on the floor....

5points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

One ending I thought of was a cat with a malevolent grin thinking "Ha ha, I managed to frame the dog again!"

4points

Debrina Blackmoon 5 years ago

eeew

3points

jiriw 5 years ago

What if the dog did that "oh my god this s**t is so cute"

0points

Ljdia 5 years ago

Poor doggy

3points

Don Flynn 5 years ago

LOL so funny so very funny

3points

Joanna 5 years ago

:D savage ! :D

3points

Jasmina Pavlovic 5 years ago

A*s**le ... ☠

2points

Matthew Smith 5 years ago

Now that was a twist!

1point

omg

1point

#25

A Very Good Girl

Final score:

152points

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Max Han 5 years ago

Why does Santa come only once a year? Cuz he spends the other days in jail for breaking and entering

32points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

Hence the elves

5points

NMN 5 years ago

Kinda like Every Breath You Take from The Police

5points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I'll be watching you 🎵

4points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Shortly afterward, "Elf On A Shelf" was charged with being his accomplice.

4points

OMG!! I JUST GOT THAT JOKE!!!

4points

Charlee Morris 5 years ago

FINALLY!

1point

Animal lover 5 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahbaha

1point

x*boots*x 4 years ago

omigosh

0points

Raychelle Page 5 years ago

Hahahaha

0points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Why do they watch & listen to the wrong people?

0points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

I'll give you one guess what part-time, temporary job all pedophiles get every November to December.

0points

#26

Non-Profit

Final score:

148points

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Miklós Nagy 5 years ago

You still can rob the eyes out from your investors...

28points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

He's a lawyer. It says "Joe's law firm". There are no investors.

0points

Charles Bosse 5 years ago

... except there are pro bono law firms, and environmental and social law groups that are non-profit.

1point

Marc Lauzon 3 years ago (edited)

The joke is he does no profit.

0points

BlackRabbit 5 years ago

He's a really good Lawyer..

1point

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

And all the university debts to pay.

0points

Fitriady Budiman 5 years ago

Corona Again?

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Airlines nowadays...and they want a bailout -______________________-

0points

#27

Marital Problems

Final score:

146points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

He just can't let it go.. wonder why?

10points

Raychelle Page 5 years ago

Smart man

0points

Ra 5 years ago

When you wasted all yo money in jailbreak.

0points

#28

Shake Well

Final score:

143points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

this is some Doctor Mike material

56points

I Liek To Cute 5 years ago

You can say that again!

7points

Sunshine Sarah H. 5 years ago (edited)

the "chest compression chest compression chest compression" Dr. Mike?

3points

Kira K. 5 years ago

i know, right?

2points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

ye lol

1point

Don Flynn 5 years ago

that is f'd up but hilarious

6points

Jayne Kyra 5 years ago

My grandma had the other type where you tense up and cannot move properly for even hours. She was an awesome lady and would have found this punny.

2points

Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

that's mean

2points

Roadkill The Brave 5 years ago

Not really. When you get something like this that changes you're entire life you either have to find the humor in or it's going to overwhelm you.

4points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

I don’t get it

1point

Shamra Morgan 5 years ago

That's just wrong! But funny!

1point

Mila Morris 5 years ago

yah

0points

jiriw 5 years ago

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0points

Catherine Yamada 5 years ago

That’s not funny!

-3points

#29

A Bunch Of B.S.

Final score:

138points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

evolution states that the features that still remain are superior traits one way or another.

42points

BlackestDawn 5 years ago

Somewhat incorrect. Long term evolution (the more day to day one) selects against detrimental traits while neutral and good ones "progresses". You seem to be thinking of short term evolution (very rapid and big changes in environments, like the dinosaur extinction) is the only that only selects for good traits.

8points

Ben Steinberg 5 years ago

No it doesn't.

5points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

Evolution is a process, it can't "state" anything. However, "The Theory of Evolution" states a heap of stuff.

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

No. No it doesn't.

1point

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

Wrong. Everything also has recessive (weaker) traits caused by recessive genes. It's actually Dominant (not superior) and Recessive traits (or genes). So there are BOTH Dominant "superior" and Recessive "weaker" traits/genes present in all living organisms from potatoes to elephants. I remember this from 5th grade Science. You must have been sick that day.

1point

Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

trigger fish

3points

Charles Bosse 5 years ago

Closer than microbial. Fish and humans are both vertibrates, so we are more closely related than more than half the animals in the world, much less plants, fungi, and microbes.

2points

Don Flynn 5 years ago

haha

2points

Mad Kid 3 years ago

were not asking u tho

1point

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

The president is on an official state visit to China and as part of the grand welcome put on by the hosts, he is taken on a tour of a state of the art aquarium holding a vast number of different sea creatures in tanks large and small. In one big tank, there is only one single fish, a most unusual one. It is a fish that if a human makes eye contact with it, it can't look away, and as if it mesmerized, it will swim wherever the eye-movements direct it to go. A handler shows how it is done and, after a few laughs, the party moves on. Minutes later, they realize that the foreign president is no longer with them and guards are sent back in a hurry to find him. They found him standing in front of the fish tank, firmly staring into the eyes of the fish, slowly, rhythmically, opening and closing his mouth...

1point

oh noh!!!!!!!

1point

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)

Evolution doesn’t work that way. Let me actually wake up first. The gist is the individuals who have the genotype and phenotypes that confer advantageous qualities in an environment would be more likely to live long enough to procreate. The changes in the environment could also one day render those advantageous qualities useless or a liability. EdIT: and then those little monsters are more likely to procreate —> individuals with/and the advantageous traits spread in the population.

1point

BlackRabbit 5 years ago

I'm totally clueless of half of what you said, I just find it funny that the fish and the guy look similar. thanks for the quick gist. XD

3points

Mila Morris 5 years ago

yah

0points

Caroline Driver 5 years ago

Thinking that the word she wants is mitochondrial, but hey, it's a joke

0points

#30

No.

Final score:

137points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

hey! don't cut the last part where the girl is actually the father in disguise.

141points

I Liek To Cute 5 years ago

That would be sooooooo messed up.

24points

juice 5 years ago (edited)

here it is. it's not the original though, the last panel was edited in. the original is only 4 panels. https://cdn2.kontrab...w_686468ad.jpeg

9points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)

i love how your mind works. That little bit is what i need to get ready for work. Keep them coming and thank you. Edit: you called it.

7points

Anonymous Panda 4 years ago

Here and-under-...7193-6.png

2points

Audrey Smith 5 years ago

I was waiting for that last panel and it wasn’t there

2points

M3era 5 years ago

But then he would've made out with his father (>w<)

2points

Noor Hesham 5 years ago

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0points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

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Nea 5 years ago

Good boy!

5points

N G 5 years ago

Spanking is an exception to the rule ;D

4points

Sophia Li 5 years ago

you shouldn't hit anyone unless it's self defence

2points

Jus 5 years ago

I'm into Kenny.

2points

Suly Toribio-Rodarte 5 years ago

he did listen to his father tho,

1point

Anonymous Panda 4 years ago

And his father is proud and-under-...7193-7.png

1point

Nick P 5 years ago

Wheres the last strip?? That's the main part...

1point

Christina Uhlir 5 years ago

Run Kenny.

1point

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago

So Kenny is a literal-minded drone totally incapable of analysing different situations and applying appropriate adaptations. Poor Kenny.

1point

Anonymous Panda 4 years ago

Poor kenny because he made out with his dad and-under-...7193-8.png

0points

Paul Aasajärv 5 years ago

This is how men who keep promises die out...

1point

#31

Ugh

Final score:

131points

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Daria Z 5 years ago

Go to a library, they're usually empty in summer ;-)

104points

Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

i am stilll in the libary

6points

Kendra Miller 5 years ago

Librarian here: Um no, that's when things get really busy. Kid's are out of school and parent's want programming. We have something going on every day from painting to cubetto (coding), a magician and more.

4points

BlackRabbit 5 years ago

sadly nowadays.. they're mostly empty almost daily

4points

Zulma Ruiz 5 years ago

I disagree, in los angeles, summer is high season in the library, they have luxury air conditioning

3points

Hakitosama 2 years ago

And they have AC ❤️

0points

Zoey Yates 3 years ago

Except me

0points

Kimm Antell 3 years ago

Not in Texas. They have wonderful a/c with thousands of amazing worlds.

0points

Ian Koch 5 years ago

yep...

0points

fogharty 5 years ago

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Indra Servo 5 years ago

Shut yourself in your room, take a vacation on Hyrule

1point

GumShoe359 5 years ago

Breath of the Wild would be a great place to explore

0points

#32

Check The News

Final score:

127points

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Nea 5 years ago

And being happy is inportant

55points

Steve Internet 5 years ago

*important

1point

Christina Uhlir 5 years ago

Don't care about anything, be ignorant, do what ever you want - you are the superior species and hoops, here we have corona virus.

1point

IDNOP008🥺 4 years ago

And correct spelling is important

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

No. It's not. What makes you think that it is?

0points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Is the guy in black the internet?

6points

Vizquitz 5 years ago (edited)

yeah like theres nothing like this on tv

0points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

I'll settle for content... takes a LOT of pressure off.

3points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago (edited)

Well if you're happy with just being content and have no problems or misgivings about it, then I'm sorry to tell you, but you're "happy". It's inescapable. "You must be happy. Resistance is futile!" lol

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Psychopaths at large...

1point

Vera Paradiso 4 years ago

me.

0points

Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

I know that guy. Don't hang out with him.

0points

SciFi Vortex 5 years ago (edited)

I'm happy being loved.

0points

Catherine Bannister 5 years ago

Newspapers and news .

0points

Kjorn 5 years ago

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#33

He's Looking Out For Us

Final score:

123points

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Henry Cheves 5 years ago

Like all the stupid athletes who say "I just wanna thank God for helping me win" while after that on the news an Indonesian island got wiped out by a hurricane.

10points

BlackLabOwner 4 years ago

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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago

Not all people who believe in God are stupid , self centered, single minded heathens who think only of themselves. Some of us pray for people like that after we pray for the children in the hospital who find comfort in their Mother's prayers.

3points

OH NO!!!!

2points

Avery Bennett 2 years ago

dark

0points

2 years ago

the world be like

0points

Geode 3 years ago

i hate that dog

0points

x*boots*x 4 years ago

OH NO!

0points

Vera Paradiso 4 years ago

me and my malamute:

0points

jiriw 5 years ago

Dog owners in a nut shell....

0points

Ann O'Riley 5 years ago

Dark, very dark.

0points

#34

Street Performance

Final score:

117points

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Charlee Morris 5 years ago

:(

8points

Paul Aasajärv 5 years ago

74/5000 Breaking as entertainment - the best before it ends about 35 years ago...

1point

Timothy Ester 4 years ago

At least he has some nickels right to his cup

0points

#35

Staying Healthy

Final score:

100points

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Hans 5 years ago

At least no virusses on the hands...

45points

Noor Hesham 5 years ago

If he still has a hand! XD

1point

Ra 5 years ago

ouch

1point

SlapShot16 4 years ago

YUCKY

0points

Mila Morris 4 years ago

LOOK AT THEM THERE NASTY

0points

Mila Morris 4 years ago

yah but jst

0points

Mila Morris 4 years ago

this is stuped

0points

Raychelle Page 5 years ago

Very thoroughly washed

0points

Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

I feel this so hard

0points

Lyn Arnold 5 years ago

Wow, these are all...bad. Like, pretty bad.

-1point

#36

Comics-Toonhole-Ryan

Final score:

45points

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David Jeu 5 years ago

We can say f**k here now ? Yeay! Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck! 😁

26points

Kesam 5 years ago

Well, she didn't exactly say f**k. She said f**k. But I guess that means f**k. Something I would never ever say or write. Oh f**k, I just did... 🤔

12points

Kate Baumann 5 years ago

what the ***k is wrong with you?

4points

DKS 001 5 years ago

yup ... fuckittyfuckfuckfuckingfuck

4points

i like jelly 5 years ago

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck :D

3points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Fuckfuckfuckfuck

3points

Clown 🤡 5 years ago

What has this become... f**k

2points

Nightmare 2 years ago

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0points

Vera Bean The Tire Ant Queen 3 years ago

F**k!

0points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Deserved

1point

tinker bell 2 years ago

f**k

0points

Kitty Love Yeah 4 years ago

f**k that guy

0points

chrissy 5 years ago

f**k this s**t who wants to cum in my mouth

0points

Mohamed Zayan 5 years ago

that IS still a nice smile, ngl

0points

Don Flynn 5 years ago

number 1!!!

0points

#37

Comics-Toonhole-Ryan

Final score:

45points

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

i see what he did there..

25points

KateKat 5 years ago

I do not, please explain.

3points

LONDYN BROWN 4 years ago

all...........that..............diaper........changin'...........disgustingness.........

1point

Carol Emory 5 years ago

OMG! This is, without a doubt, King of the Cartoons. All others bow before the King!!! (OMG! I'm still laughing!!)

0points

Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

I don’t get it

-1point

#38

Comics-Toonhole-Ryan

Final score:

42points

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have a cow, man🤪 4 years ago

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#39

Comics-Toonhole-Ryan

Final score:

39points

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Kesam 5 years ago

Well, he's not his neighbour, so fair enough 😅

8points

togcrewsc 5 years ago

everyone is everybody's neighbor...

1point

Don Flynn 5 years ago

the opiate of the masses

1point

Charles Bosse 5 years ago

It also says not to cover thy neighbor's wife...

0points

#40

Comics-Toonhole-Ryan

Final score:

39points

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mummy pig 5 years ago

Should have increased the price to $10

28points

Kjorn 5 years ago

not high enough for 'health' cookie. should've been 14.99

3points

Adam C 5 years ago

Japp we buy everything with Healthy printed on it.

2points

Human #1,232,867 5 years ago

The power of marketing!

2points

#41

Comics-Toonhole-Ryan

Final score:

37points

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IAN LU 5 years ago

this is sad

17points

Belandriel 5 years ago

Why is this sad exactly?

4points

Electric Ed 5 years ago

"The ghost of Usenet Postings Past"? Funny how things change, yet they don't change.

1point

Aria 4 years ago

?

0points

Jasmina Pavlovic 5 years ago

Heaven 2.0

0points

Kjorn 5 years ago

i Don't use twitter so 'im ok

0points

Lavender Brown 5 years ago

I don't use any social media so I'm okay

0points

fro_st puppy 5 years ago

hm

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Kesam 5 years ago

If only...

20points

#43

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divydumdrop hello 5 years ago

This one is so clever! Tap water is very clean in many parts of the world and just as good as bottled. I drink it every day!

34points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

In the US bottled water IS tap water they buy cheap from municipalities, bottle and sell at a gross mark up while not paying enough to maintain the infastructure

10points

fro_st puppy 5 years ago

poor person.

5points

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 5 years ago

Poor environment

3points

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

This is from family guy, only in family guy it turns out to be an RC Cola machine

1point

Kjorn 5 years ago

i though it was Dasani bottled water

1point

Unfortunate beauty? 5 years ago

I have a well instead of a sewer system hahaa

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#44

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

soooo the sheriff is going undercover. smart move :D

13points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

and now the robot should disintegrate him

41points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

My initial thoughts too. 😂

5points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

Where's the robot's 'vapourise idiots' function?

2points

#46

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Willow Anderson 5 years ago

Sad but true...

6points

Don Flynn 5 years ago

ahhh the circle of life

2points

Kira K. 5 years ago

WOW. PLOT TWIST

1point

Koalamonster 5 years ago

They cut down enough trees every year to cover New Jersey just to make coffins. I'm hoping that when I die I'll be lucky enough to get a conservation burial- turning the area that I'm interred into an area protected as a burial site and protecting it from development. Honestly, as a person who both loves and utilizes parks regularly, I think it's the best thing I could do as a dead body. Ask a mortician on YouTube has some GREAT information to make your own death plan! It's weird to think about, but telling people what you want is the best gift you can give them so they don't have to figure it out while mourning you.

1point

Willow Anderson 5 years ago

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Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

i hate this job

3points

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Miklós Nagy 5 years ago

That's independent news source for you.

12points

Don Flynn 5 years ago

faux news defined

4points

Joanna 5 years ago

Majority of ppl believe in their lies tho

2points

Peachikeen 5 years ago

Yep

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Emily Ashcraft 5 years ago

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Brie 5 years ago

aw... i feel bad for the guy

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misteriosa 5 years ago

True that. 😂

14points

Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago

Eewww

2points

#53

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David Jeu 5 years ago

I will go bbc then

29points

Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

i love bbc blue planet

3points

Miklós Nagy 5 years ago

I am never sure whether I watch cnn/bbc/fox news/msnbc/etc. or a live streaming from a circus...

3points

DKS 001 5 years ago

I tend to let video footage speak for itself

3points

Joanna 5 years ago

How about listen to your guts..

2points

Alejandro The Great 4 years ago

you should listen to villager news

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Shaina Marat 5 years ago

lol

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Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

Hahaha lol

2points

#56

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Kjorn 5 years ago

not very thick the wall of a submarine

14points

Jasmina Pavlovic 5 years ago

🐠🐠🐠

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#57

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Sabi Cute 2 years ago

Damn.

2points

#58

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Jeff Garland 5 years ago

Oof

11points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago

Still more real than soccer "injuries".

0points

It's me NOT mario 5 years ago

m

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#59

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Kesam 5 years ago

But I'll give you COVID-19 for free!

9points

#60

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Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago

Deathrays ain't what they use to be.

16points

#61

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Kesam 5 years ago

I know it's meant to be ironic, but unfortunately, it's true! 🤔

17points

永明柏原 5 years ago

The fact that he is ironically hypocritical makes him close-minded and illogical.

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#62

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Tenzin Moore 5 years ago

oh god

13points

Nolan Strate 5 years ago (edited)

this is my room in a nutshell

-1point

have a cow, man🤪 4 years ago

nope.

0points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Oh no no no no

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#63

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Sabi Cute 2 years ago

Gosh

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#64

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Eleanor Vear 5 years ago

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Nash Nopper 5 years ago

sad but true...

20points

Kjorn 5 years ago

it's like someone ask how you feel… they Don't want to know… they just want you to say fine and not that you feel like c**p.

7points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

Exactly. Then unload on them. Don’t mask your pain, don’t use humor to cope so much. Let the tears fall. It’s more for you, but if they learn to be more authentic with their words or learn to show up then everybody wins.

5points

von Funnyname 5 years ago

There's a great little George Carlin bit about this challenging everyone to do exactly this. Someone offers the "anything you need..." BS, take them up on it and tell them you have tons of laundry, a yard full of dog poop, and a kid that needs a ride to and from school. Find out REAL quick which people you need to bother f**king with after that.

2points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

Strange turn of phrase at the end of your comment. Shouldn't it be more along the lines of "You find out really quickly who your real friends are/who you can depend on when SHTF?"

3points

Elisabeth Moriarty 5 years ago

So true everyone says after a bereavement I am only a phone call away and you have plenty of visitors after the funeral you are left alone and no one visits or calls and people avoid you in the street it's just a fact of life you really do have to move on

2points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

But you could always revisit. Let yourself be vulnerable from time to time. Those moments let us know what’s wrong.

2points

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Samuel Zhao 4 years ago

The irony

6points

#67

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Kendra Tassie 5 years ago

Looks good to me.

6points

Nico Viola 5 years ago

honestly thats how much cheese i eat XD

2points

#68

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Minh Le 5 years ago

Jessie?

12points

TheHerplover 5 years ago

Huh? R u on memes too?

3points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Breaking bad?

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#69

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Kjorn 5 years ago

ohhhh…… Samsung… i get it

6points

Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago

That's cold.

1point

Kira K. 5 years ago

samsung doesn't HAVE siri. it has ASSISTANT (unnamed ig idk)

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#70

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GARRETT O'BANION 5 years ago

LMAO

7points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

plot twist :V

0points

#71

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

RabbitTheory: bullies are people who are bullied at some point and it is a never-ending cycle

16points

Jan Feline 3 years ago

Sometimes

1point

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Why can I imagine the bully's voice exactly?

1point

#72

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Peachikeen 5 years ago

Been there. Sigh.

17points

Irina Ionascu 5 years ago

I like the "I'm very open minded about things that I agree with" part. Like... yeah dude... not how that works :))

5points

Dee Curry 5 years ago

People who talk all the time have a hearing problem.

1point

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Get the he'll out of there girl! Find someone you deserve!

0points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

I think she should have walked when he asked her what the question was...

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#73

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have a cow, man🤪 4 years ago

people who do this are EVIL!!

2points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

I only do this for scary movies, and keep the specifics to myself. Love the adrenaline pumping, not the scare.

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#74

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Miklós Nagy 5 years ago

FACT

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#75

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Emily Ashcraft 5 years ago

the policy is finally enacted perfectly

5points

#76

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Beta 4 years ago

Why do we all just dislike a comment just bc its hidden like wtf

3points

Sabi Cute 2 years ago

It is usually mean

0points

Aria 4 years ago

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Trick Question 5 years ago (edited)

This happened in America's first bank robbery, kinda. https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/08/13/americas-first-bank-robbery/

10points

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Eleanor Vear 5 years ago

Oops...

10points

Emily Ashcraft 5 years ago

how did this happen, like how did they get the noodle between the tables to do this without thinking that it was a bad idea

1point

Nixxy 4 years ago

How?

0points

#79

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Daria Z 5 years ago

But.. aren't there arrows leading you to the exit?

13points

Linnéa Gustafsson 5 years ago

You havent been to IKEA have you?

10points

Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago

Maybe he went into the endless IKEA. You can find the story on YouTube.

3points

A2Bros 5 years ago

That's SCP-3008

1point

A2Bros 5 years ago

SCP-3008

3points

Alejandro The Great 4 years ago

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#81

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athornedrose 5 years ago

So many people stop going to the gym cause they're just mocked by the other patrons. Instead of pointing out why they're there, maybe just let them work out like they're trying to

21points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

Those people need to be identified. Some gyms are starting to ban those members.

4points

DKS 001 5 years ago

people telling you you're overweight does not help the person who's overweight, it makes it worse. Maybe ... "Hang in there, I'm proud of you" to someone walking or at the gym instead.

4points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

Taking beautiful walks and exercising with them are better options. People who think they’re helping by telling you you’re overweight are delusional. Besides your pcp.

3points

Monday 5 years ago

Sugar coating it doesn't help either. The doctor should definitely be saying this guy is overweight.

1point

Kjorn 5 years ago

like people who laught at those who try to lose some weight at the gym.

1point

Tina Hugh 5 years ago

Or shutting up and keeping one’s judgments to oneself works too

0points

Alexis D. 5 years ago

"mocking an overweight person at a gym is like mocking an alcoholic at AA"

2points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Yeah man, own it!

0points

Daria Z 5 years ago

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Jeff Garland 5 years ago

Plot twist: He’s actually a robot. HES not even real.

8points

#83

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago (edited)

please click "I'm not a robot" and enter the last 4 digits of your card..

22points

i like jelly 5 years ago

MUCH better than a kiss

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#84

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TheHerplover 5 years ago

NOOOOO MR FLY! LIVE! YOU ARE WANTED

22points

Alejandro The Great 4 years ago

FS4FTXq-60...a4-png.jpg

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Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago

Eewww

11points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

I did not need to see that

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David Jeu 5 years ago

Its not stealing its copying.

10points

Monday 5 years ago

True. The original music doesn't disappear.

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Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

Weird

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#89

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Max Han 5 years ago

Try seeing if you have any allergies before you complain I hate those type of people

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#90

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Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

That ironic

3points

#91

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Aria 4 years ago

What?

1point

Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

butt did ir real ironic

0points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Are you ok?

2points

#92

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I Liek To Cute 5 years ago

XD

5points

#93

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

Call me extra, extraterrestrial... Extra, extra, extraterrestrial

4points

#94

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BlackRabbit 5 years ago

called it..

9points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Tell him you're an "archaeologist"

0points

#95

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Potterhead 2 years ago

Why does the kid have 2 mouths in the first panel?

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Alejandro The Great 4 years ago

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the engineer 3 years ago

every time.

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Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

is he swimming in cash????

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#101

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#102

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Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

What kind of jerk walks around saying stuff like that

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#103

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Hazel Gray 5 years ago

Chill dude. It's fine, you're just not allowed to vote anymore.

12points

T5n 3 years ago

Or be within a mile of any sentient organism.

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#104

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Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

"what is the money for?" "thats MY BUSINESS!" :>

6points

#105

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DC 5 years ago

I once saw an old guy walk into a laundry ... with a suitcase. He opened it, layed out a bunch of crapped underwear, looked at them seeming interested, and put them in. They came out no cleaner than they got in, and I never again went there. Grossed me out...

7points

Ewa Przestrzelska 5 years ago

That may be the reason, why in some countries we own a washing machine ;)

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#107

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togcrewsc 5 years ago

harry potter?

11points

Kira K. 5 years ago

lol that's literally where i thought the joke was going after seeing the first two panels

2points

Destiney Torres 5 years ago

so whos baby was that then.

3points

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David Jeu 5 years ago

Good one

11points

Hazel Gray 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Aria 4 years ago

I don’t get it

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#110

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TheHerplover 5 years ago

Dog butt hehehe

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#111

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Hazel Gray 5 years ago

LOL

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#112

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Evil Queen 5 years ago

Can someone explain please?

11points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

She wanted to hear his voice but then sent the call to vociemail and texted instead, because most people hate answering phone calls

29points

Daria Z 5 years ago

She messaged instead of answering his call.

8points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Hearing his voice was a figure of speech. That generation only texts.

0points

Tenay Douglas 5 years ago

I don't get it

2points

mummy pig 5 years ago

She's an introvert like many of us:). Talking to people freaks her out, but texting is okey

5points

#113

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Daria Z 5 years ago

What's wrong with U2?

17points

Kjorn 5 years ago

Bono is a douche thinking he's better than everyone

5points

Joanna 5 years ago

Bono is a Freemason

2points

guy greej 4 years ago

It's just a thing. There's no reason people hate them, the internet just decided U2 is hated now. Like everyone decided "Never gonna give you up" is funny just when seen unexpectedly while expecting to see something else.

0points

PotatoNinja5000 5 years ago

They are hated so much that, when one of their albums was given away free by Apple in 2014, there was massive backlash. Sure it put them in the news, but it was negative publicity.

0points