So in 2020, the world had to stay at home in quarantine because of a deadly virus. People went nuts. But I thought about using my spare time to learn to do comics. No skill whatsoever.
I started this project as an inside joke, and people started to kinda like it. Then, I posted the first 30 here, and it exploded!
All the love and suggestions I got made me keep going, so here are 37 more ways to end You-Know-Who. I follow only one rule when thinking about them: no guns. I hope you keep enjoying them!
*Disclaimer: I know NONE of this would work against the Dark Lord. But that's the whole point. These situations made me blow air through my nose when I thought about them.
I hope you see the fun part and blow air through your nose, too.
And if not: Obliviate!
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Charlie Where U At?
The Weasleys may be humble but they are extremely succesfull, Bill is an international curse breaker, Charlie is a dragon handler, Percy is an high level burocrate, Fred & George had a booming business at 17 yo, Ron is an Auror, war hero and best pall with the chosen one and Ginny is a professional quiddich player.
Dirty Harry...
He wouldn't have been friends with Ron and Hermione 'cause if his parents didn't die, he would've known exactly how to go on Platform 9 3/4 with his parents help. He would've hated Hermione forever because Voldemort never went after the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone, the troll wouldn't be released and Harry and Ron never helped Hermione. Also, Hermione didn't fix Harry's glasses because he didn't have them. Snape would've been nicer to Harry and Neville because Voldemort never existed. Or simply, Lily marries Snape, he never would've taken an interest to the dark arts. Also, Harry might not marry Ginny, because he wasn't REALLY friends with Ron. Ron will not marry Hermione, as he hates her. So cursed child may not happen, because time turners will not be destroyed, and they will not have to save Cedric, Cedric will be alive due to Voldemort's lack of existence. Hermione will not be Minster, she wasn't friends with Ron and Harry. There's a word limit, I'll continue in another comment
Continued: Fred and George won't have a shop. Harry wouldn't be entered to the Triwizard Tournament. Ginny wouldn't have a Pygmy Puff. No prophecy will be made, same DADA teacher, probably no Fleur x Bill. No horcruxes, no Ron x Hermione, no Teddy Remus, since Lupin probably won't meet Tonks. Sirius won't be in Azkaban, due to Peter Pettigrew won't turn evil. Harry won't be a horcrux, and won't be famous. PLEASE UPVOTE!
Technically Harry would be harming himself because you can only go back 5 hours without seriously injuring himself.
He travels back in time to prevent Voldemort's parents from conceiving him.
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This one confuses me because of the way Hermoine used it... Anyone get what I'm trying to... get
Well, what are you confused about? Maybe I can help?
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From what I understood, Tom was a product of rape and/or a very abusive relationship. It's been awhile since I read his origin though.
His mother made his father fall in love with her using a potion.
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Transfiguration Gone Good
First thing first ... I LOLed at comic # and that little 'nice' under it. Good touch. Thank you.
Bros Before Lords
MMA Tournament: Mixed Magical Arts
Oh my god!! We are never gonna be over , "Dumbledore screams and shakes harry to the core" scene. It's such a mood, I wanna do it that to some ppl
It's Never A Good Time For Bubble, Bubble
Secret Ingredient: Pain
Don't F*** It Up This Time Dumbi...
For Papa!
Good Ol' Lockhart! *Theme Song Starts*
Y'er A Piggy! (Still No Nose Though)
Directed By Tarantino...
Spam Is Annoying (Sometimes Deadly)
S*** Got Deep
You Are Never Too Careful
All You Need Is Timing
Elf Yourself
Terrible Price. Cute Though...
Omg!!! How?!?
Must have gotten that in the muggle section of Fred and George's shop!
Dumbi's Hips Don't Lie
You Gotta Pump Up Your Snitch-Swallowing Game Voldi
A Lil' Bit Of Reading Never Hurt Anybody
Ring, Ring
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Just what I was thinking! Although I guess the artist had plenty of time it being quarantine and everything
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Why? That could kill brain intelligent follower rates. And the other option is to have a president who can’t tell the truth to save his life.
Load More Replies... I love these comics!!! They are amazing. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every one of these are hilarious. I enjoyed all of these comics. That special 'NICE!' under comic number 69 is just cherry on top. LOL
PIERTOTEM LOCOMOTOR TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE HARRY 'CAUSE HE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT AND YES I DARE SAY YOUR NAME TOM. ULESS YOU ARE TOM HIMSELF, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT LIKING HIM 'CUZ HE DID KILL YOU BUT I DO BLAME BELLATRIX LESTRANGE FOR KILLING ME!!!
I mean most of these were ignoring the horcrux problem... but other than that, they were AWESOME and HILARIOUS!!!!
Who actually believes Cursed Child belongs in the Harry Potter series?
I was so confused, I thought You Know Who was talking about the virus or something. For anyone who’s wondering, it’s some Harry Potter thing.
Harry just looks so bloody bored in all of these it's hilarious. Good job I enjoyed them
harry potter is chill though not flamingo chill (he is not chill anymore) i mean just bored/chill
😮 why are you so rude? I think the look wonderful and I would just LOVE to see you try to do better.
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The title is literally "37 More Of My Funny And Inaccurate Ways To End You-Know-Who THAT WOULD NEVER WORK." Maybe work on that reading comprehension, ay?
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Just what I was thinking! Although I guess the artist had plenty of time it being quarantine and everything
Load More Replies... Why? That could kill brain intelligent follower rates. And the other option is to have a president who can’t tell the truth to save his life.
Load More Replies... I love these comics!!! They are amazing. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every one of these are hilarious. I enjoyed all of these comics. That special 'NICE!' under comic number 69 is just cherry on top. LOL
PIERTOTEM LOCOMOTOR TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE HARRY 'CAUSE HE DEFEATED VOLDEMORT AND YES I DARE SAY YOUR NAME TOM. ULESS YOU ARE TOM HIMSELF, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT LIKING HIM 'CUZ HE DID KILL YOU BUT I DO BLAME BELLATRIX LESTRANGE FOR KILLING ME!!!
I mean most of these were ignoring the horcrux problem... but other than that, they were AWESOME and HILARIOUS!!!!
Who actually believes Cursed Child belongs in the Harry Potter series?
I was so confused, I thought You Know Who was talking about the virus or something. For anyone who’s wondering, it’s some Harry Potter thing.
Harry just looks so bloody bored in all of these it's hilarious. Good job I enjoyed them
harry potter is chill though not flamingo chill (he is not chill anymore) i mean just bored/chill
😮 why are you so rude? I think the look wonderful and I would just LOVE to see you try to do better.
Load More Replies... The title is literally "37 More Of My Funny And Inaccurate Ways To End You-Know-Who THAT WOULD NEVER WORK." Maybe work on that reading comprehension, ay?
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