This Twitter Page Documents Only The Most Savage Yet Also Clever Comebacks, And Here’re 30 Of The Best Ones

There are only three companies in the USA that are allowed, by government regulation, to produce insulin. Talk to your government.

That's a sick burn. Hope he got bonus points for that answer.

OML

We saw the man kill a man on TV. f**k if the trial wasn't fair

The student is not wrong. See what education does?

People should really start taking those Grammarly adverts seriously.

Agree but disagree. Everyone should do their part.

In reply to "Something" - Umm, prepare to have your mind blown: you can eat more than one slice of cake.

And the will to live

(You could text in the 90s though).

I prefer dad bods, but everyone has a preference :)

I love this one :D

Put "decent people" instead of women. It still works, but it is more accurate and inclusive.

Ouchy McOuchface!

Jesus f*****g christ what idiot still doesnt understand that vaccines STRENGTHEN the immune system? Who honestly thinks that training your army makes it weaker?

Oh that's a good one.

You know the bible never mentions the word, "Apple." Early Christian art depicted it as a fig. They believe Apple came into play because when translated "malum" means evil and "malus" is apple.

I absolutely love the insult

burrrrrrrrrrrrrn

We drink the t.

Lol Ryan doesnt know about corporate tax breaks

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I hate how you can’t comment on people down arrowed. Anyway, to the sexist guys who only seem to care about embryos not actual living babies “no uterus, no opinion”

I think we have peaked with this comeback... I don't see a better one coming up

They found men who wore a mask were better than those who didn't because no woman wants to go near someone with a high risk of carrying COVID-19

Here's a radical thought: maybe being concerned for the greater good is beneficial for the individual. We live in a society, not in isolated cells.

It's easier to run a negative story than a positive story

Hey... they said you're loved - they never said you were valuable.

Reminder that you created the world last Thursday.

LOL! I'm using this.

He could have also used $30 million to built houses to fight homelessness.

Thing about Superman is that he wants to help and get people working together, so they can't do an edgy dark gritty reboot of him. He's too nice and not broody enough.

We all saw a video of trumps "peaceful protesters" that was released yesterday, showing them trying to murder a different cup and Brian Sicknick on January 6. I am truly disgusted.

In order for these people to be satisfied, the vaccine would have to make people immortal.

Oh this made me laugh out loud.

Actually this is something that is barely talked about. For example how it affects academic performance.

You can slam the anti-vaxxers with logic, facts and figures all you want. It's just as useless as telling toddler Trump and his followers that he lost the elections fair and square.

Cartel wonders why people who are paid slave wages can't buy their criminally overpriced products.

Whoa, lots of Brits Royal Agents in this comments section

What?! You cut off the comeback! https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1

I like all lil nas songs even montero but those shoes bro...who ever gave him the idea?

Dumb at it’s finest fully advertised

Hbomberguy! I love his stuff :)