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Swimming in warm water in the summertime. Placing the final piece of a puzzle that’s taken you months to complete. ‘Roasting’ someone online with a comeback so witty and so savage, they had to call the ‘Oh Snap’ and fire brigades. All three things have one thing in common—they’re all human experiences that make us feel gooood.

The ‘Clever Comebacks’ subreddit is one of the best places on the net to go to for awesome retorts that will forever be enshrined on the internet in online screenshots. Check out some of the most on-point and hilarious comebacks they posted ever. Remember to upvote your fave ones and we hope they’ll inspire you to show off your wit the next time someone says something dumb or has a go at you.

Bored Panda was interested to learn about what makes comebacks witty and about comedic timing, so we reached out to comedy writer and author of 'How to Live to 100,' Ariane Sherine. Read on to learn what she told us. What’s the best comeback that you’ve ever said or heard in real life, dear Readers? Do you think that the pen is mightier than the sword? Share your thoughts with all of us in the comments.

#1

I Understand Completely

I Understand Completely

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    #2

    Never Underestimate A Woman

    Never Underestimate A Woman

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this same guy thinks he's qualified to talk about abortion even though he can't give birth.

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    #3

    “Migrants Can’t Assimilate Into Society”

    “Migrants Can’t Assimilate Into Society”

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    Comedy writer Ariane told Bored Panda that, in her opinion, witty comebacks can be both spontaenous and planned out. "I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't', and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."

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    She also pointed out something that honestly took me by surprise: "When it comes to stand-up, a lot of heckle putdowns are scripted and shared among comics." And here I thought that heckles were all instinctive and natural. I'll have to rethink some stuff about my fave comedians now.

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    #5

    Idk If This Has Been Posted Before, But I Love His Little Smile

    Idk If This Has Been Posted Before, But I Love His Little Smile

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    #6

    People Really Live In Their Own Little Bubbles

    People Really Live In Their Own Little Bubbles

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    Ariane said that the line between a regular comeback and one that makes us snort into our cups of tea is clear for everyone to see. "It needs to be very fast, well-timed, and take people by surprise as well as being clever, witty, and immediately understandable." So no pressure then!

    The beauty of comedy, according to Ariane, is that (sometimes) our subconscious mind kicks in and takes us by surprise, along with the audience. "But that's relatively rare in my experience. I'm sure many other comics are more natural than I am!

    #7

    Please Wear A Mask And Stay Safe

    Please Wear A Mask And Stay Safe

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    #9

    Thank You Andy Wang!

    Thank You Andy Wang!

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cultural gatekeeping has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. The best and most inclusive societies culturally appropriate all. the. time.

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    The ‘Clever Comebacks’ community was founded in January 2018 and will be celebrating its 3-year anniversary very soon. In that time, they’ve amassed nearly 679k loyal members who are practicing the ancient art of the perfect comeback.

    Personally, I think that comebacks are all about accurate, piercing, rapier-like wit. And the essence of wit is brevity, spontaneity, and stating the truth. It’s not a comeback if you spend an hour thinking about it and then another hour writing it out. Comebacks are the sniper rifles of the verbal battlefield. Not shotguns. Not machine guns. It’s all about one phrase—one roast.

    The BBC tends to agree with my point of view. According to Rhea Wessel, witty comebacks can’t be planned—they can only be made in the moment. And timing is everything. Even if you come up with the perfect thing you could’ve said while you’re in the shower a day later, that amazing comeback is useless now. Too little. Too late.

    #10

    I Don’t Care If Repost Made Me Laugh

    I Don’t Care If Repost Made Me Laugh

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    #12

    British Museum

    British Museum

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that feel British, aren't really British. They are, in fact, Bri-ish

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    That’s actually the beauty of comebacks. Sometimes, you end up just as surprised by your wit as everyone else is. It’s like, for a single beautiful moment, the Spirit of Absolute Roasting possessed you and gave you glorious guidance. 

    Abigail Paul, the artistic director at the Theatre Language Studio in Frankfurt, told the BBC that we can improve our wit by giving ourselves just a bit of extra time to craft a great answer. Strangely enough, that involves becoming a better listener. We need to train ourselves to listen to others and respond appropriately, instead of tuning out and only thinking about the points we want to make in the discussion. That way, you’ll be more than ready to mount a witty defense because you won’t be caught unaware.

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    #13

    This Is A Really Good Reply To Trump's Tweet

    This Is A Really Good Reply To Trump's Tweet

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    #14

    Raw Skiny Jeans Bat

    Raw Skiny Jeans Bat

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, a vampire CAN turn into a bat (man)!

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    #15

    Useless Trees

    Useless Trees

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    #16

    What An Awful Way To Protect The Elderly

    What An Awful Way To Protect The Elderly

    lucynyu13 , PressSec Report

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    #17

    Rage Against Something

    Rage Against Something

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    #18

    Actions Speak Louder Than Words.

    Actions Speak Louder Than Words.

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    #19

    Separate Payments

    Separate Payments

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    #20

    They Also Don't Come In Exciting Anime

    They Also Don't Come In Exciting Anime

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    #21

    Depression vs. Asthma

    Depression vs. Asthma

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    #22

    Big Footprints To Fill

    Big Footprints To Fill

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, thanks to BP

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    #23

    Not Mine But On Point

    Not Mine But On Point

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    Vikram Bedi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrek also had a donkey marrying a dragon... 🤔

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    #24

    Another Reason To Love The Beatles

    Another Reason To Love The Beatles

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    #25

    Elite Finish

    Elite Finish

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of relationship is that. We don’t have his money or my money, it is OUR money.

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    #26

    Flameproofing? But My House Isn't On Fire!

    Flameproofing? But My House Isn't On Fire!

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.

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    #27

    Flat Earthers Make Me Happy Because I Know I'm Not A Complete Failure

    Flat Earthers Make Me Happy Because I Know I'm Not A Complete Failure

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this just a joke to tease flat earthers or do flat earthers actually use the “flat” horizon as their argument? Do they not realise that we can’t see the curve because the earth is so large.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, Foxxy, but some do use that as an argument. The mental gymnastics required to stick to their beliefs in the face of evidence that *sometimes they themselves generate on camera* is truly staggering

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall reading a post by a guy who'd been booted from a Reddit flatearth sub for asking how many people had been pushed over the edges because of the need for social distancing

    TheWitchNaru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot understand this flat earther crap. And I quote, (via NASA website) It has actually been known that the Earth was round since the time of the ancient Greeks. I believe that it was Pythagoras who first proposed that the Earth was round sometime around 500 B.C. As I recall, he based his idea on the fact that he showed the Moon must be round by observing the shape of the terminator (the line between the part of the Moon in light and the part of the Moon in the dark) as it moved through its orbital cycle. Pythagoras reasoned that if the Moon was round, then the Earth must be round as well. After that, sometime between 500 B.C. and 430 B.C., a fellow called Anaxagoras determined the true cause of solar and lunar eclipses - and then the shape of the Earth's shadow on the Moon during a lunar eclipse was also used as evidence that the Earth was round.

    TheWitchNaru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around 350 BC, the great Aristotle declared that the Earth was a sphere (based on observations he made about which constellations you could see in the sky as you travelled further and further away from the equator) and during the next hundred years or so, Aristarchus and Eratosthenes actually measured the size of the Earth!

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    Catto De Smol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha that flat earther's prof pic shows a ROUND moon.

    Yea Imma Cat Butt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that considering the abundant proof that earth is not flat, I think that flat earthers just want attention or something to argue about.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look at me!!! I'm smarter than ALL of you! Pay me attention!!". Sad people.

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    Gin Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one Flat Earther on Twitter boasting: "We have offices around the globe!" Um, numpty, read that back.

    sorlag110
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if a boat passed that horizon from where the camera is standing... Wait, what does flat earthers think the horizon is?

    TheWitchNaru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The edge of the planet. Where you fall off the planet and into space.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climb high enough, you see the curve. Flat-earthers must simply just be too lazy to take a hike or look out a plane window?...

    Quazmodic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth is that Flat Earthers do not REALLY believe what they say, they say it as a form of "Trolling" and enjoy the arguments involved. And people just keep feeding them. So who are really the dumb ones, ay? LOL

    Dhandyline Camingao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat? R u f****n seriously kidding right now?!

    Whitney Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My freaking scince teacher thinks that the earth is flat, like what?!?! you shouldnt be a science teacher

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never argue facts with those that continually deny them, it's only giving them a chance to prove you're not willing to accept facts either.

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Yeah, if you argue then you’re not accepting the fact that they...process reality differently. That being said, I prefer flat Earthers over election deniers. Flat Earthers are less dangerous and less numerous.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a curve, but your eyes copy the dimensions of your brain, and as such you can only see an infinitely thin line.

    Patrick O'Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is that pic of that mathematician that calculated the curve in a picture like that? I cant find it anymore.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the one you mean, I expected to see it here too

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    Lex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although, if you actually look hard enough, and really pay attention anytime you you see the horizon, you CAN in fact, see a curvature.

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wise but sheep-obsessed child once said, "What is essential is invisible to the eyes."

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat Earthers never fail to make me laugh. At them, not with them.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When morons mention Heaven and Hell, I ask, "So you believe that Flat Earth BS?" The concept of Hell being in the middle of the earth doesn't fly.

    Alejandro The Great
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    4 years ago

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    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the difference between flatearthers and bad lover, none, they never see the curve's

    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess none of them ever travelled across the Lake Pontchartrain bridge. 24 miles long and 8 miles out you can no longer see land due to the curvature of the Earth. If the earth is flat then how do they explain this? I guess they also don't believe there are satellites and astronauts sending back pictures from space showing exactly what they deny.

    Quazmodic
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    4 years ago

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    LegendYak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They posted at 11:11!!! Lucky time

    Among Us Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is because the size of Earth makes it look flat

    Alex Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been to the four corners of the Earth.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just didn't walk far enough down the beach! HAHA

    23AClark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good gravy, flat earthers!

    Michael Vanni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be "more disappointing than I"

    BlueThunder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a flat earther:( so im a failure:(

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you see ships disappear over the horizon they are falling off the edge of the earth lol.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    will you accept that the earth is freaking round when I myself charter a gigantic space flight and take all of you flat earthers on a journey around the earth??????

    Hamilton Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me so long to realize flat earthers are actually real

    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot. A tennis ball is a sphere right? There is a flat part on a tennis ball if you look at it really closely.

    Lil_Tae_29
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe, first off, u aint a failure but it true tho, i mean do we need to send them 2 space or what

    BoredPanda is awesome
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we cannot agree on that and Ashallowseafish, I love your reply

    Jordan Smith
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    4 years ago

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    Although there may be evidence to prove earth is not flat, is there any evidence to prove earth is not a spoon?

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    #28

    Does This Count? The Author Actually Replied Back To Me Lmao

    Does This Count? The Author Actually Replied Back To Me Lmao

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    Jill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could say the same thing about Stewart's Calculus book as well. (For those of you not in the know, the physics book he mentioned is one of the most popular physics 101 books used at universities.)

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    #29

    That Last Line Though

    That Last Line Though

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So because the warning label on a bottle of bleach says not to drink it, are you just going to blindly follow it and not drink the bleach? What if it tastes really good??

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    #30

    Left vs. Right

    Left vs. Right

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    #31

    They Did Not See This Coming

    They Did Not See This Coming

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    Sandra Charlot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried to read Bible, but I'm not much into fantasy book :)

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    #32

    Columbus Day

    Columbus Day

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    End up in a random aisle and whatever you find there is now "Indian Food."

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    #33

    Austin Powers Would Be Proud Of That Comeback

    Austin Powers Would Be Proud Of That Comeback

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Austin Powers: The man who tackled me.

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    #34

    'im Tired Of Being Responsible For Something That Is Entirely My Resposibility.'

    'im Tired Of Being Responsible For Something That Is Entirely My Resposibility.'

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    #35

    I Love Puns

    I Love Puns

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's play a game: Spell the type of establishment we're eating at, and I'll buy you your meal!

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    #36

    Who’ll Email You When You Block Him

    Who’ll Email You When You Block Him

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    #37

    Can't Get Any More Clever Than This

    Can't Get Any More Clever Than This

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never have the guts to send a reply like that, but by Golly, I wish I would ...

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    #38

    Invasive Species

    Invasive Species

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    Lis Daglish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that his hoover made a clear break for freedom.

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    #39

    Don’t Boast About Your Iq Test

    Don’t Boast About Your Iq Test

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    #40

    Oof! British People Be Like...

    Oof! British People Be Like...

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    #41

    Honesty Is The Best Policy

    Honesty Is The Best Policy

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    #42

    I Mean, He's Not Wrong ..

    I Mean, He's Not Wrong ..

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    #43

    Depends On Who Writes The Comic

    Depends On Who Writes The Comic

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Batman has a utility belt. A UTILITY BELT!

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    #44

    Boomer vs. Millenial

    Boomer vs. Millenial

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    MrsPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the 315 reactions versus the 4.6k reactions. Boom! 🤣

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    #45

    It’s Funny Because It’s True

    It’s Funny Because It’s True

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    #46

    She Isn’t A Walking Womb

    She Isn’t A Walking Womb

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k this molyneux d**k. He was banned from speaking here (new zealand) in 2018 I think, the brainless monstrous mosque shooter donated to his causes and his petition to be allowed to do his stupid speaking event in NZ. Then murdered the innocent souls in cold blood at one of our mosques. So that's the kind of person who supports this fuckwad. No thanks. (NB not meaning to mislead, I'm personally agnostic, but say "our mosques" just as I would say "our churches/synagogues/temples/etc". A kiwi is a kiwi. A person is a person.)

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    #47

    Weird Motives

    Weird Motives

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the so called "1st world" countries know that here in the 3rd world, we drive both and are required to pass your driving test using a stick shift

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    #48

    Especially Clever

    Especially Clever

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    Vikram Bedi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everyone starts using the toilet marked “ me” then “ everyone else “ would be left clean...

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    #49

    Facebook Comeback

    Facebook Comeback

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The waiter is providing a valuable service with very little likelihood of customer death.

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    #50

    Quite Funny To Be Honest

    Quite Funny To Be Honest

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    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTAF. They ask teens about guns when school shootings plague the country, but are offended by the nail gun joke?

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    #51

    Rip To This Antivaxxer

    Rip To This Antivaxxer

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    #52

    That's A No Brainer

    That's A No Brainer

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    #53

    Forgot To Add That As A Poll Option

    Forgot To Add That As A Poll Option

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    Lily Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were not arrested, they got displined by their hospital and threatened with being fired. Not cool, but not the same as being arrested.

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    #54

    Tomi, Absolutely Destroyed.

    Tomi, Absolutely Destroyed.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast she knows there's only s**t coming out of her mouth.

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    #55

    Bryan Is Probably Still A Virgin To This Day

    Bryan Is Probably Still A Virgin To This Day

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    #56

    Have Fun With Your New Profession.

    Have Fun With Your New Profession.

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    #57

    Yeah, Who Cares About White Supremacy, Amirite?

    Yeah, Who Cares About White Supremacy, Amirite?

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    #58

    Come On Judge

    Come On Judge

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    #59

    Honestly Wish I Had This Comeback With Half The Idiots Ive Been With.

    Honestly Wish I Had This Comeback With Half The Idiots Ive Been With.

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's not willing to have a condom on, he's not worth to have sex with. Simple as that. It means he values your health way less than his potential pleasure. In a committed relationship where you agree on a different contraceptive (if you don't wish to get pregnant) and get tested for STIs beforehand, sure. But never with a casual sex partner.

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    #60

    Task Failed Successfully

    Task Failed Successfully

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    Clare E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chicken from Hello Fresh does have a kill date actually.

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    #64

    Should Have Seen That Coming Eleanor

    Should Have Seen That Coming Eleanor

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Ok, boomer" thing just needs to die. When will people see that this generational war is serving no one?

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    #65

    Profit Before Health?

    Profit Before Health?

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Expense was Spared on Covid supplies. We might, however, have not paid the programmer...

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    #66

    James Ain’t Holding None Back

    James Ain’t Holding None Back

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these guys and their inability to notice, in their search for rare Pokemon to steal, they that have a friggin talking Pokemon that can translate to English. Like the only one I'm aware of. Ah well, still loved that show when it came out

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    #67

    Best Way To Respond To A Hater

    Best Way To Respond To A Hater

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    #68

    That's Not How It Works Karen

    That's Not How It Works Karen

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... There's the Rotavirus vaccine, taken orally. Just like the polio one.

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    #69

    Can Somebody Cashapp Me A Dang Pizza?

    Can Somebody Cashapp Me A Dang Pizza?

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was witty!!

    #70

    Right Back In His Face

    Right Back In His Face

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    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sooner you Americans wake up to the fact that you have and are still being fleeced / robbed by the very system that is supposed to help you when you and your families are in need of healthcare through no fault of your own, the better. There is no other country in the World - mostly - that would stand idly by and let some of it's most vulnerable and sickest citizens suffer and die because they don't have the correct 'insurance'. Not only is it cruel but also uncaring and downright sadistic...... Glad I live in a half way decent country ....

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    #71

    Stupid Millennials

    Stupid Millennials

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the old guy is right. There are totally superfluous warnings on anything you buy these day. Can of paint: "Not for internal use" Barbeque: "Not for use indoors" Chainsaw:" Keep away from children."

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    #72

    Oof Size Large

    Oof Size Large

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair the spelling wasn't her choice

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    #73

    Praise Be To Sony

    Praise Be To Sony

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    Aaron Dettmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word murder also doesn't appear in the Constitution. But it's still not right. Genocide too. Oh, and Holocaust

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    #74

    I See A Sad Pig Too

    I See A Sad Pig Too

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    MJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt that burn through my phone

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    #75

    Greta On Fire

    Greta On Fire

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    Moriarty2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think her response to him losing the election was a better burn. Lol.

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    #76

    God Damn I Know That Hurt

    God Damn I Know That Hurt

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    #77

    "Millenials Are Killing The Big House Market"

    "Millenials Are Killing The Big House Market"

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    A.M. Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but someone whose biggest problem is "Woe is me, I can't sell my mansion" doesn't garner a lot of my sympathy.

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    #78

    Nudes For Dudes

    Nudes For Dudes

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    #79

    Dread It. Run From It.

    Dread It. Run From It.

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    Vikram Bedi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today’s movie villains are concerned about the environment/over population ...Like the James Bond villain trying to secure an underground water reservoir to sell in the future...that’s just sad... trying to show environmentalists have some hidden agenda to take over the world.

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    #80

    I Can’t Remember

    I Can’t Remember

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    banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a roast its just cute xD

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    #81

    Found The Reason Why

    Found The Reason Why

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was always odd to me when I saw it in films, because people were living in houses. If I tried leave through my bedroom window, I would have fallen to death from my apartment building.

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    #82

    Identical Match

    Identical Match

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    #83

    Yeah Let’s Keep Doing That.

    Yeah Let’s Keep Doing That.

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    #84

    Someone Has Been Stealing A Few Eggplants, Huh?

    Someone Has Been Stealing A Few Eggplants, Huh?

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    #85

    Money Beats Brawn

    Money Beats Brawn

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    Capelli rosa e patate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know who either of them are but that made me giggle something awful. 😂

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    #86

    Y = Mx + B For ?

    Y = Mx + B For ?

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it says how many friends you can take and give a round. The rest you leech off them. See, math is useless, mooching is the way.

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    #87

    C- C- Cons- Consent?

    C- C- Cons- Consent?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t come to Aus then, the C word is used countless times in a sentence.

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    #88

    Simply Ranting A Nation Because You Have A Typical Stock Image Of It In Your Head

    Simply Ranting A Nation Because You Have A Typical Stock Image Of It In Your Head

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    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this is inaccurate. Identifying an outbreak of a known virus is different from identifying a new virus which can't be tested for. China certainly doesn't deserve any praise for silencing the first worried doctors, it does for the fast shutdown and for sharing information on the virus. But in the end I don't think this could have been contained by any country, there were far too many people without symptoms. Even with warning and tests available most countries failed to contain it.

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    #89

    Gotta Get Home

    Gotta Get Home

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