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I Spiced Up Holiday Greeting Cards
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I Spiced Up Holiday Greeting Cards

Ever get fed up receiving the same old bland greetings cards every year?

Me too, so I thought I’d spice up an alphabet worth of something more interesting.

See how many you can guess.

A is for … “In space, no one can hear you scream.”

B is for … “It’s about time.”

C is for … “Rosebud”

D is for … “40 Storeys. Twelve Terrorists. One Cop.”

E is for … “The Adventure Continues.”

F is for … “Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

G is for … “They formed an alliance of hate to steal a fortune in dead man’s gold.”

H is for … “A Family Comedy Without The Family.”

I is for … “Once upon a time in Nazi occupied France.”

J is for … “An adventure 65 million years in the making.”

K is for … “Here comes the bride.”

L is for … “One Ring To Rule Them All.”

M is for … “Free your mind.”

N is for … “There Are No Clean Getaways.”

O is for … “Much Much More Than a Musical.”

P is for … “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

Q is for … “A Way Of Life.”

R is for … “The Return of the Great Adventure.”

S is for … “The Horror is driving him crazy.”

T is for … “Man is The Warmest Place to Hide.”

U is for … “Adventure is Out There.”

V is for … “Freedom! Forever!”

W is for … “They’re Already Here.”

X is for … “The Truth Is Out There.”

Y is for … “Welcome to Japan, Mr Bond.”

Z is for … “The epic story of courage, honour and pride.” … and also … “This place is so dead.”

Happy Holidays!

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BonOfasitch
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6 years ago

Absolutely brilliant, i must remember to do something similar next holiday season.

BonOfasitch
Community Member
6 years ago

Absolutely brilliant, i must remember to do something similar next holiday season.

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