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Mom’s Hilarious Fail Goes Viral After Her 9-Year-Old Ate From Advent Calendar For Cats For 11 Days
Mom’s Hilarious Fail Goes Viral After Her 9-Year-Old Ate From Advent Calendar For Cats For 11 Days
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Mom’s Hilarious Fail Goes Viral After Her 9-Year-Old Ate From Advent Calendar For Cats For 11 Days

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If somebody asked us to name the one thing that really gets children’s spirits up during December, we’d have to say it’s the advent calendar. There’s nothing like opening those little paper doors to find sweet chocolate, leaving you waiting eagerly for the next day to get more of that delicious candy. Recently, the market of these calendars has expanded and it turns out that now you can even get an advent calendar for your cat! What a magnificent way to count down the days until the most magical day of the year!

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    Recently, mother-of-three Jessica Evans shared a post on Facebook that quickly went viral

    Image credits: Jessica Evans

    Jessica says she first felt like the worst mother ever for making this hilarious mistake

    Image credits: Jessica Evans

    But her fail is absolutely understandable since the calendar was placed alongside various children’s advent calendars that had nothing to do with catnip.

    Image credits: Jessica Evans

    Shopping with three children is not easy so it only makes sense that Jessica didn’t have enough time to scan through all of the calendars carefully.

    When Jessica took a closer look at her daughter’s candy it became obvious that something was wrong with them

    Image credits: Kennedy News

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    Despite them being made for cats, Jessica’s fiancé tried them and said they tasted really sweet.

    Now the calendar will be given to Jessica’s friend who has a cat

    Image credits: Kennedy News

    And Alissa got a new calendar!

    “I’ll definitely be getting Sean to come with me to get one, it definitely has to be a really good one, otherwise knowing my luck I’ll end up buying one for dogs this time.”

    People online couldn’t stop laughing at this hilarious mistake

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    Slim Bluesbender
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when mommy is an avatar.

    Lola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to pretend like you are showing the kids in the picture, but instead it’s all about the boobs.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people must really regret hoping for their 15 minutes of fame and getting it just a bit wrong - lol

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    Rachelle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I couldn't even make it past the first photo. Good god damn! Could you make this more about you??? Gratuitous cleavage - check. 50 pounds of makeup - check. Using the kids as filler - and triple check. SMH.

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Rachelle's assessment being spot-on? Check!

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chocolate was green and you thought it was apple flavor? The kid ate it for 11 days?! WTF is wrong with these people... or is it just an attention getting ploy.

    BeenElle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call B.S. on this. That girl is old enough to have read the packaging herself; surely she would have read the bit about cats or catnip at some point.

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    StarKitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the mom look like? All I see is two kids and a mannequin.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - Mum;s eves are way more scary than the fact she gave her daughter cat treats.

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi. We are Alexis and Aurora, sometimes we're on cat-nips and our mommy is daddy's plastic doll

    DarkLumiya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your mom is a plastic doll it's not surprising that neither of you can read

    Alex K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok what is UP with that makeup

    S Bagci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that ?? Is that supposed to be the mom ? Is she a robot ? Is she human ? Maybe she's a mannequin.

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH, at first I thought the mom was a really creepy toy doll that the daughter owned. jesus woman, put down the makeup

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind her wardrobe, she can wear whatever she likes, but the makeup makes her look like very unreal, at first look thought she was wearing a mask. Beautiful kid thou.

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly? At first glance I thought they were sitting with a barbie doll toy. That woman has Issues.

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    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. Isn't Alissa old enough to read? 11 days? Really?

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh geeze, I said the exact same thing! I mean really? 11 days and that kid didn't read "for cats" before?

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    Loki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough*face-tune*cough*

    Chowzillastein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is as fake as her face and boobs! She needs better things than exploiting her kids with bad stories on social media

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. Mommy just wanted to get her face and boobs out to a broader audience because she thinks she's gonna be famous now. Yeah. Famous for being an idiot who looks like an alien. smdh.... I still don't know WHY some women feel the need to deform themselves like that. Not. Attractive. At. All.

    Krystyna Lineberry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when mom is too busy trying to be Barbie

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And failing - Barbies painted eye make-up is more realistic

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    Janette Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that mom one of those life sized sex dolls

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel kind of traumatised by that woman's makeup...

    Bernadette Van Wegen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all can't read? I hope there's a social worker taking care of things...

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give mom a break, she's still struggling with high school!

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While this a barely amusing story, it's unfortunate that the mum has all of the attention due to her fairly horrendous post-photo make-up. Can Instagram give you black eyeliner and eyeshadow now?

    Stephen Hastings
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be click bait! "Mom" doesn't look human - looks like an "adult doll", if you catch my drift. There's no way that's an actual person.

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, isn't Alyssa old enough to read the calendar for herself? Meaning, wouldn't she have seen it said "Fpr Cats" long before 11 days? I call BS and add my sympathies for having that piece of work for a mother. ugh.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My apologies to the kids but I don't think I believe your mommy. The story doesn't sound real either.

    Michelle Young
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she couldn't actually read the label because she's made out of plastic.... WTH???? Is she actually real?

    Kerolos Saleib
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... Your child is old enough to be able to read.

    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it says on it " Calendar for cats " " Catnip flavour " bit of a giveaway

    Zedragon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That child should be able to read enough to understand the 'for cats' bit if nothing else. And seriously, your child complains about green chocolate, and it's 11 days for you to take a look? Nah.

    Samhhain Cat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy f**k, that's a real person? Those poor children, in so many respects.......

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if she put as much effort into parenting as she did her makeup and cleavage?

    Bird Nerd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is up with her awful makeup??

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momma looks like a "Ho, Ho, Ho"

    Todd Chesser
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing her eyeballs are real, everything else? Paint and plastic

    A dose of reality...
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the look does show a lot about the brains...

    Bill Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um yeah, package clearly states yogurt and catnip flavored treats as well as advent calendar for cats. Mistake or publicity stunt?

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This so reminds me of something that happened when i was a kid. My mom and her best friend were out all morning doing the grocery shopping, so lunch wasn't ready when we got home for lunch. Aunt Bev grabbed a can of "sandwich spread" and started making sandwiches for her kids, my mom was making ham for us. Her oldest daughter asked for another sandwich, she went back into the kitchen to make more, that was when she saw the words, 'nutritious cat food" on the can of sandwich spread, which her kids had just gobbled up and asked for more.

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, it says "for cats" in giant letters, theres no way no one noticed this before 11 days

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their mom is a Disney princess???????

    Angela Johnston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom looks like she has ate quite about a bit of catnip in her day.

    Bukky Olaneye
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People making writing cruel remarks about other people should look in the mirror first.

    Bernadette Van Wegen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    26, three kids and looks like a barbie. https://www.google.de/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjDiqD65MXfAhXIa1AKHfsUCJwQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2F*k-news%2Fmum-who-mistakenly-gave-girl-13775646&psig=AOvVaw3FBYoJbVaOpeomHBRTQxMs&ust=1546198647277330

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaang! Y'all are being mean just 'cause mom was a bit heavy handed with the eye liner. Story is funny just the same

    Jeremy Porter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with that woman? UGH. Who would bang her to produce a kid...twice...

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when your mother is a blow up doll, eww.

    Brad Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope to G_D that her mother don't try to teach them how to do their makeup! What did she use? Plasticine?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, somebody just feels they need so much attention. A decent person would be ashamed of themselves, not trying to get their 15 minutes.

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... beyond the mom's looks (which ARE hard to overlook), she obviously cares a great deal for her kids and tries her best to get them what they want around the holidays. Sometimes life gets crazy and you grab the first thing you see:-) And, God bless that girl for going with it for 11 days XD

    Bird Nerd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is up with her awful makeup? Wow.....

    NoYFB
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even real make up. Zoom the picture. Solid black lines done with digital paintbrush.

    Sarah Gue
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    SandaPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think dolls could reproduce

    Barbar Stewart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girls are beautiful, that can't be their mother. Seriously why does the mother look like a blow up doll.

    Emailus Genericus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's almost old enough to learn to read

    Leekun
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom almost did the same thing xD She only noticed at the till when the calendar was more expensive than the other ones hahaha

    madcow 3417
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She received the gift of reading instructions carefully forever after.

    Bev Downs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im not sure its for real but i dont want to be catty

    Bob 2.0
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I don't want to be nasty, but the mom looks... weird. Like, she looks like she's made of plastic or something.

    Danny Krinkle
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Tony Florio
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to need a bigger cst box!

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @madapult therws a difference between being pretty and being sluty would you want your daughter wearing those clothes you want your daughter being influenced by someone who is. a parenting skills might be just fine but that doesn't mean different wardrobe is a reflection of what you want your child to look like. Spend more time with your kids then on your face

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids sometimes get used to eating things mommy gives them that they dont like the tase of.

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty nasty comment section. As long as the mum is happy with herself, leave her be.

    Just A Girl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm.....just what if, the mom has no idea how she looks, because of the lighting where she puts on her make up? It does happen....I always check my makeup in the rear view mirror of my car, because the lighting is very dim in my bathroom. I worked with a girl once, and she was so sweet, kind to everyone-but her makeup was like this, and no one ever told her( me included) because we didn't want to hurt her feelings...bright side is, if she reads these comments, she will know she wears too much makeup- she is hiding her natural beauty!

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all: what kind of idiot buys something for his/her child without checking what they are buying? And the little girl told her that the chocolate was green and she didn't take a second to go and check until a week later??? I don't think it's funny at all. I think the mother's behaviour is disgraceful. Second thing: what kind of idiot manufactures advent calendars FOR CATS????

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. It seems to me that she is just hoping for attention, hence the calendar mishap, and her outrageous makeup.

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    Jason Hawes
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    6 years ago

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    All these people making comments about the mom, y'all judgy and rude as all hell.

    Slim Bluesbender
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when mommy is an avatar.

    Lola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to pretend like you are showing the kids in the picture, but instead it’s all about the boobs.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people must really regret hoping for their 15 minutes of fame and getting it just a bit wrong - lol

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    Rachelle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I couldn't even make it past the first photo. Good god damn! Could you make this more about you??? Gratuitous cleavage - check. 50 pounds of makeup - check. Using the kids as filler - and triple check. SMH.

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Rachelle's assessment being spot-on? Check!

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chocolate was green and you thought it was apple flavor? The kid ate it for 11 days?! WTF is wrong with these people... or is it just an attention getting ploy.

    BeenElle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call B.S. on this. That girl is old enough to have read the packaging herself; surely she would have read the bit about cats or catnip at some point.

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    StarKitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the mom look like? All I see is two kids and a mannequin.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - Mum;s eves are way more scary than the fact she gave her daughter cat treats.

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi. We are Alexis and Aurora, sometimes we're on cat-nips and our mommy is daddy's plastic doll

    DarkLumiya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your mom is a plastic doll it's not surprising that neither of you can read

    Alex K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok what is UP with that makeup

    S Bagci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that ?? Is that supposed to be the mom ? Is she a robot ? Is she human ? Maybe she's a mannequin.

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH, at first I thought the mom was a really creepy toy doll that the daughter owned. jesus woman, put down the makeup

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind her wardrobe, she can wear whatever she likes, but the makeup makes her look like very unreal, at first look thought she was wearing a mask. Beautiful kid thou.

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly? At first glance I thought they were sitting with a barbie doll toy. That woman has Issues.

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    Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. Isn't Alissa old enough to read? 11 days? Really?

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh geeze, I said the exact same thing! I mean really? 11 days and that kid didn't read "for cats" before?

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    Loki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough*face-tune*cough*

    Chowzillastein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is as fake as her face and boobs! She needs better things than exploiting her kids with bad stories on social media

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. Mommy just wanted to get her face and boobs out to a broader audience because she thinks she's gonna be famous now. Yeah. Famous for being an idiot who looks like an alien. smdh.... I still don't know WHY some women feel the need to deform themselves like that. Not. Attractive. At. All.

    Krystyna Lineberry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when mom is too busy trying to be Barbie

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And failing - Barbies painted eye make-up is more realistic

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    Janette Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that mom one of those life sized sex dolls

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel kind of traumatised by that woman's makeup...

    Bernadette Van Wegen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all can't read? I hope there's a social worker taking care of things...

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give mom a break, she's still struggling with high school!

    Krystine Patterson
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While this a barely amusing story, it's unfortunate that the mum has all of the attention due to her fairly horrendous post-photo make-up. Can Instagram give you black eyeliner and eyeshadow now?

    Stephen Hastings
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be click bait! "Mom" doesn't look human - looks like an "adult doll", if you catch my drift. There's no way that's an actual person.

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, isn't Alyssa old enough to read the calendar for herself? Meaning, wouldn't she have seen it said "Fpr Cats" long before 11 days? I call BS and add my sympathies for having that piece of work for a mother. ugh.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My apologies to the kids but I don't think I believe your mommy. The story doesn't sound real either.

    Michelle Young
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she couldn't actually read the label because she's made out of plastic.... WTH???? Is she actually real?

    Kerolos Saleib
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... Your child is old enough to be able to read.

    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it says on it " Calendar for cats " " Catnip flavour " bit of a giveaway

    Zedragon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That child should be able to read enough to understand the 'for cats' bit if nothing else. And seriously, your child complains about green chocolate, and it's 11 days for you to take a look? Nah.

    Samhhain Cat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy f**k, that's a real person? Those poor children, in so many respects.......

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if she put as much effort into parenting as she did her makeup and cleavage?

    Bird Nerd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is up with her awful makeup??

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momma looks like a "Ho, Ho, Ho"

    Todd Chesser
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing her eyeballs are real, everything else? Paint and plastic

    A dose of reality...
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the look does show a lot about the brains...

    Bill Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um yeah, package clearly states yogurt and catnip flavored treats as well as advent calendar for cats. Mistake or publicity stunt?

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This so reminds me of something that happened when i was a kid. My mom and her best friend were out all morning doing the grocery shopping, so lunch wasn't ready when we got home for lunch. Aunt Bev grabbed a can of "sandwich spread" and started making sandwiches for her kids, my mom was making ham for us. Her oldest daughter asked for another sandwich, she went back into the kitchen to make more, that was when she saw the words, 'nutritious cat food" on the can of sandwich spread, which her kids had just gobbled up and asked for more.

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, it says "for cats" in giant letters, theres no way no one noticed this before 11 days

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their mom is a Disney princess???????

    Angela Johnston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom looks like she has ate quite about a bit of catnip in her day.

    Bukky Olaneye
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People making writing cruel remarks about other people should look in the mirror first.

    Bernadette Van Wegen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    26, three kids and looks like a barbie. https://www.google.de/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjDiqD65MXfAhXIa1AKHfsUCJwQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2F*k-news%2Fmum-who-mistakenly-gave-girl-13775646&psig=AOvVaw3FBYoJbVaOpeomHBRTQxMs&ust=1546198647277330

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaang! Y'all are being mean just 'cause mom was a bit heavy handed with the eye liner. Story is funny just the same

    Jeremy Porter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with that woman? UGH. Who would bang her to produce a kid...twice...

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when your mother is a blow up doll, eww.

    Brad Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope to G_D that her mother don't try to teach them how to do their makeup! What did she use? Plasticine?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, somebody just feels they need so much attention. A decent person would be ashamed of themselves, not trying to get their 15 minutes.

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... beyond the mom's looks (which ARE hard to overlook), she obviously cares a great deal for her kids and tries her best to get them what they want around the holidays. Sometimes life gets crazy and you grab the first thing you see:-) And, God bless that girl for going with it for 11 days XD

    Bird Nerd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is up with her awful makeup? Wow.....

    NoYFB
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even real make up. Zoom the picture. Solid black lines done with digital paintbrush.

    Sarah Gue
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    SandaPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think dolls could reproduce

    Barbar Stewart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girls are beautiful, that can't be their mother. Seriously why does the mother look like a blow up doll.

    Emailus Genericus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's almost old enough to learn to read

    Leekun
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom almost did the same thing xD She only noticed at the till when the calendar was more expensive than the other ones hahaha

    madcow 3417
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She received the gift of reading instructions carefully forever after.

    Bev Downs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im not sure its for real but i dont want to be catty

    Bob 2.0
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I don't want to be nasty, but the mom looks... weird. Like, she looks like she's made of plastic or something.

    Danny Krinkle
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Tony Florio
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to need a bigger cst box!

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @madapult therws a difference between being pretty and being sluty would you want your daughter wearing those clothes you want your daughter being influenced by someone who is. a parenting skills might be just fine but that doesn't mean different wardrobe is a reflection of what you want your child to look like. Spend more time with your kids then on your face

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids sometimes get used to eating things mommy gives them that they dont like the tase of.

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty nasty comment section. As long as the mum is happy with herself, leave her be.

    Just A Girl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm.....just what if, the mom has no idea how she looks, because of the lighting where she puts on her make up? It does happen....I always check my makeup in the rear view mirror of my car, because the lighting is very dim in my bathroom. I worked with a girl once, and she was so sweet, kind to everyone-but her makeup was like this, and no one ever told her( me included) because we didn't want to hurt her feelings...bright side is, if she reads these comments, she will know she wears too much makeup- she is hiding her natural beauty!

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all: what kind of idiot buys something for his/her child without checking what they are buying? And the little girl told her that the chocolate was green and she didn't take a second to go and check until a week later??? I don't think it's funny at all. I think the mother's behaviour is disgraceful. Second thing: what kind of idiot manufactures advent calendars FOR CATS????

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. It seems to me that she is just hoping for attention, hence the calendar mishap, and her outrageous makeup.

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    Jason Hawes
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    All these people making comments about the mom, y'all judgy and rude as all hell.

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