“It’s My Birthday, Too!” Artist Responds To Choosing Beggar With Their Own Trick, And They Immediately Lose It
Choosing beggars are their own breed. They go through life using logic other people can’t even process and remain quite a mystery. However, reddit user /u/II-I-Hulk-I-II is one of the few people that understand it. Recently, when a potential client messaged them, asking for a 50% discount on their services because “it was their birthday,” the artist applied the same logic and quickly reduced them to curse words.
Image credits: II-I-Hulk-I-II
After some commenters started complaining about the math, /u/II-I-Hulk-I-II said:
“I didn’t mean to state that I was adding 50% of the already discounted price because that wouldn’t make sense with the joke, although, I can see how the wording may have suggested that to some people.”
People appreciated the witty comeback
See how celebrities celebrate their own birthdays (without asking for discounts) in our star-studded birthday list.
I hate people like this who ask for things for free or with big discounts I mean, how do you expect these people to eat and pay bills
i would not give that asshat one "purse cent", pocket cent, wtf ever
The poster isn't good at maths. If you take off 50% from 20, yo have 10. And if you add 50% of 10, to 10, it's 15. Not 20. Just fyi.
Yeah, that's %. But they were using purse cents. Massive difference.
Load More Replies...How is that person a choosing beggar? They are neither choosing nor begging. Also, what's wrong with asking about a discount? Some companies do have special offers for birthdays or larger orders. Being a jerk about not getting one is unacceptable of course. So is being a jerk about a simple question.
Me, for example, I'd never ask for a discount. The artist does not give a s**t if it is your bday, your grandma's nor anyone's but his/hers. It may be your bday, but the amount of work is the same for the artist
Load More Replies...I hate people like this who ask for things for free or with big discounts I mean, how do you expect these people to eat and pay bills
i would not give that asshat one "purse cent", pocket cent, wtf ever
The poster isn't good at maths. If you take off 50% from 20, yo have 10. And if you add 50% of 10, to 10, it's 15. Not 20. Just fyi.
Yeah, that's %. But they were using purse cents. Massive difference.
Load More Replies...How is that person a choosing beggar? They are neither choosing nor begging. Also, what's wrong with asking about a discount? Some companies do have special offers for birthdays or larger orders. Being a jerk about not getting one is unacceptable of course. So is being a jerk about a simple question.
Me, for example, I'd never ask for a discount. The artist does not give a s**t if it is your bday, your grandma's nor anyone's but his/hers. It may be your bday, but the amount of work is the same for the artist
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