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50 Hilarious Pics That Show What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone
There is this saying: ‘Silence is golden unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very suspicious’, and that’s what these pictures are all about.
We don’t even know what those sneaky little angels are capable of until we see it. Have your kids ever surprised you in this not-very-pleasant but quite funny way? If so, share pictures so everyone can have a laugh!
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This Is Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog
the dog is probably thinking "you idiots, just look what your rotten kids did to me"
My kids essentially did this to my carpet once while I was in the shower... I had to clean the three big bottles of tempera paint out of the carpet by hand and then dry the carpet with an iron and towel... It took several days of shame.
The dog doesn't really look like he minds very much and he is even more handsome colorful.
Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."
F**k that...to an adult that would be awesome!
Load More Replies...I've done it. Your private parts burn for hours after. We used 5 liters of cheap bubble bath
And the first thing I think is drowning hazard, for leaving kids alone in the bath (parenthood does weird things to your brain).
Kids can drown in small portions of water... but I can't tell how big these kids are. They look like they might be old enough to be left alone in the bath.
Load More Replies...Children Are The Future
That kid looks old enough to know what money is and not to do that.
Load More Replies...I feel like there's more to this story than little girl finds parent's money and cuts it up. Plus, did no one notice the strange doll heads in the background? I have so many questions.
But I do have to ask myself, who walks in to find their kid cutting up money, and just calmly takes a photo while the kid is still cutting?
Load More Replies...Thanks for that! I was just going to ask how much it was worth. Ouch.
Load More Replies...Ok... the creepy heads on the cupboard is more of the problem with this photo. Looks like an art installation to me though. 💵💴💶💷💸💸💸💸
That is what I was thinking. Wonder where she got the idea to cut out faces from?
Load More Replies...I can't believe this being real. They were calm enough to take a picture of her focused working? "Ahh whatever, do it once more and I'll take a pic". Of course it could be real, but I'm not convinced
Yeah I thought it looked staged, like it's for an art installation.
Load More Replies...When Your Kid Is Quiet For Too Long In Another Room
Yeah, doubt a cat would stay still long enough to draw a moustache and eyebrows on it like that
Load More Replies...Hello. My name is Inigo Meowtoyez. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My cat would punch me in the throat and roundhouse me if I tried this!
You made me laugh out loud 😃😃😃Also, l'll have to remember the punch in the throat and roundhouse maneuver the next time my a--hole ex comes around.
Load More Replies...My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face
Oh! Thank you for reminding me of that! *Quickly loads Youtube to watch it again* :P
Load More Replies...The fact that a person that tiny even thinks they can bring reason to a 'too late!' situation is adorable.
My brother did this 50 years ago. However, his also had most of my mom's spices, MOLASSES, and numerous other baking ingredients. My mom and I were shopping. My dad and an uncle were to be watching him while they built a back porch. When they realized it had been too quiet they stepped in the kitchen. They said he was sitting in the middle of the gooey, sticky, mess, along with every pot and pan saying "ME COOKIN' ME COOKIN'"!!.. He was SO sticky and gooey my dad just plopped him in the tub while my uncle cleaned the pans. It took them an hour to clean the floor. My dad told my mother, don't you EVER ask me to babysit again when trying to get construction done. About 6 years earlier this uncle helped my dad one morning build a fence around the yard at our old house to keep me in when little. They finished, went inside, I tried to climb over, nearly hung myself. They spent all afternoon taking down the fence. No wonder the uncle never had children.
You have it all wrong. I'm trying to clean it up! I FOUND this mess!
There's No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds
That's why I didn't. That's a lot of money down the drain if I couldn't get fixed.
Load More Replies...or : heaw wep qosjp lrimmx (because of the keys taken off) (sorry lame joke, I'll show myself out)
Load More Replies...A friend of mine left her twin toddlers alone while she showered...came out to find they'd completely coloured in a computer screen in permanent marker.
I call b******t. Look how clean it is under those keys and ALL the keys are off. Someone took those keys off to clean it.
Never Leave Jam Unattended
omg. this reminds me of my rabbit. one time he made it into the living room (which he is not allowed into), knocked over a bunch of plants and ate them and then he just laid down and fell deeply asleep on top of the dirt and plant corpses , very happy with himself I think.
Obviously went straight for his favorite part of PBJ sandwiches. Like a can of cake frosting with any cake...
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog
This is why you get huge dogs: so toddlers can't do things like this 😂
Oh is that true to you? We had three very large dogs and they would even sit still for any thing my girls wanted to do. I put my foot down on ear piercing.
Load More Replies...How is this funny? Not only can he probably not breathe well, but this easily could've sent him into a stress-induced panic, causing him to bump his head into something dangerous. I know this photo probably got you the 50 likes on Facebook that you desperately crave, but dogs aren't toys. Something you should probably teach your kids.
The poor thing. Why did you leave the dog like this to take a picture? I don't find it overly funny. Would you have left your child like this if the dog had done this to the kid? Dogs aren't props for internet videos which is what I'm seeing far too often online. I've seen more than one dog in real distress while their owners laugh their butts off filming while the dog or cat is in distress trapped in something. Its beginning to get out of control.
I agree. People think it's so funny to watch a dog try desperately to wiggle out of something.
Load More Replies...When You Lose Track Of Your Toddler For Just Two Seconds
And... with an open five gallon bucket of paint. Who does that?
Load More Replies...Cat Meow, looks like Scott doesn't know English very well.
Load More Replies...And now I know why they have pictures of drowning kids on buckets of paint. Looks like she was in there a while though...
This girl didn't do this by herself. I have tried to paint myself uniformly for halloween and I NEVER got it this even. There are hand prints on her shoulders from someone else moving her. Would have to have been a paint POND not a bucket.
So true ;) She didn't do it for herself for sure!!
Load More Replies...My Wife And I Don't 'Like' Our Daughter
Of course, the girl figures that logically santa will bring her a lot because she wrote a nice note to her parents
Load More Replies...I know it looks bad now....but when you sell the car, keep the hood. Forever.
I was thinking the same thing. Mount it on a wall in the garage!
Load More Replies...This is cute. In a way. Think about it, in child's world you don't really think about how expensive some things are and that's why you should not mess with them. There are just happiness and warm feelings (until angry parents come out).
And then they really think about it and start hating mommy and daddy. LOL
Load More Replies...I would clear lacquer over it and keep it for the treasure it is ❤️❤️
I like how the third "I like.." sentence has been halted abruptly at "I li..." when Dad came back and found his car :)
Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And
I think that is just shadow. I really hope that it is
Load More Replies...Engage hyperdrive... Commencing warp speed... All thrusters are go... We have liftoff!!!!
I Left My Niece Alone With My Dog For 20 Minutes And Came Back To This
" I have never been so humiliated in my entire existence"
Load More Replies...Logged in just to up vote this pic! Love the look on the pups face <3
Sigh... I Walk Out Of The Room For A Second
That is we here I put my kids when I leave the room for a second or two 😂😂
I put my sister in a wheelie bin once... This is mild in comparison
Why You Don't Mess With Beanbags
I'd just put the kid in the shower. I put my brush under water when my hair is static, fixes it right up :p
Load More Replies...The dreaded beanbag cling problem. By the time hes a teenager it will all be cleaned up, but will keep finding pieces eveywhere
I don't know about anyone else but my vacuum will not pick these things up... good luck!
Mom, I Got Just A Little Bit Dirty
Nice that kids are still enjoying playing in the mud. Everyone has gotten so germ-phobic!
My brother and I did the same thing. We had made a slip and slide just out of mud and rain water in a dirt school ground below the big slide in the 50's. We had a great time. Mom was not pleased.
My Daughter Was Upstairs, Being Very Quiet
There are worse things she could have done. That's actually really cute :)
Gotta give her points for trying to make the experience more pleasant.
Watcha Lookin At
ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttt,WHAT IN THE WORLD
Little Artist
I'm inclined to think it's impossible and just best to get a new one.
Load More Replies...He has done a great job there, kept it mostly on the inside of the screen, good job!
Want a new tv, end the partner disagree? Leave the toddler alone with a bucket of paint.
Doing Creative Work On The Computer
She used up all the wall space already...you can't stop the creative impulse!
Yep, I'd definitely be more concerned about the wall!
Load More Replies...I Didn't Do It. It Was The Dog
"I'm not going to take the blame this time you little blue marking human".
dog: why you rotten little sh*t! I'm going to c**p in your bed, hope you get punished for it.
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids With The Dog
Funny thing.. Grown ups did this one. Charles Trippy (ctfxc) on youtube...
Load More Replies..."Thought that was good? Watch as our bodacious pooch Fluffy struts down the runway! Augh, isn't she just fabulous!?"
This is an old photo from google, had the same one from over 5+ years ago
My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless
Not smart enough to get that she wont be able to eat those lollipops :')
Load More Replies...Oh yes - one of the most common causes of choking in kids, let's give her a stash of those windpipe blocking lollipops within easy reach :/
What about "let the kid have some sweet stuff once in a while"
Load More Replies...This is funny but in all honesty those suckers are dangerous for kids that small. They aren't in the stick well usually and you can choke on them.
why the heck would you leave lollipops where a 2 year old can get to them? They are on a high shelf or in a cupboard in our house.
To all those whining about the deadly dangers of suckers, I present a photo of myself at that age. Sadly, I am no longer that adorable. 20170709_2...a7893a.jpg
When Your Older Brother Babysits
He really wanted to look like dad. At least he was smart enough to not put it directly on his face
Can he see through that? Are his eyes closed? And if so, I feel bad for him because he looks like he's crying
Sibling Love
Because drawing on someone's face is the most fun when drawing on them. You can't cover up your face when it's been drawn on, that makes it so much more satisfying XD
Load More Replies...Shiniest Kid
Look on the bright side: he'll have lovely soft skin afterwards! ;)
I like your username. It reminds me of one I saw recently. Can't out my finger on who...,
Load More Replies...What if he starts running around, trying to catch him would be impossible. The perfect crime.
My favorite part of this is the look of pure glee on his face. Best moment of his life so far!!
Going to be really tough to catch him! More fun than a greased pig race!
Thanks Kids
i read this to the tune of pokemon... did anyone else? ._.
Load More Replies...I think this kid may grow up to be a serial killer, or president of the united states, this is one of the most perfectly evil things I have ever seen.
Never Leave A Child And A Bull Terrier Alone In The Same Room
I don't believe this child did all of this. Being that young and drawing a circle around the dogs eye would be to complicated.
Our 2-Year-Old Thought The Fireplace Was A Perfectly Acceptable Sandbox
clean it at least once since it was built in 1713
Load More Replies...The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement
because they are lazy...they will finish later...
Load More Replies...And... again... left alone with open containers of paint. Again... who does this? Even without kids, I close up buckets of paint if I have to stop for even a few minutes.
Oooooh, believe me, those little buggers can figure out how to pop the lid on a paint can!
Load More Replies...I'm Pooped
I found someone else with love hearts in their name! Hi.
Load More Replies...My son would do this ALL the time when he was young - we ended up nicknaming him poocaso
My mom still calls me Poo Poo Picasso. Her favorite story for any occasion, such as meeting people at the grocery store.
Load More Replies...This is why I don't have kids. My response to this would be to burn the house down and leave the child in the woods for the fairies.
"Mom and dad, how come everyone else has carpet in their rooms except for me?" "Well son, we have a picture that explains it all."
This is disturbing! I'm from a huge family and no one ever did this. I would be horrified!!
Some kids just end up doing that I guess, if left unsupervised. They sometimes apparently even dig it out of their diapers to eat it. No personal experience here either, thankfully.
Load More Replies...MY DAD HAD TO CLEAN THIS UP WHEN HE WAS LITTLE!!! He said his younger brother put poop all over the walls and HE had to clean it up!
What?? That is just crazy! What the abusive parents
Load More Replies...This Is What Happens When You Blink
DON'T BLINK! DON'T EVEN BLINK! BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD!
Load More Replies...Little Guy Has No Regrets
The kid is trying to become the hulk, meanwhile the dad looks a tad bit like Mark Ruffalo. Coincidence? I don't think so.
A Silent Toddler Means Trouble. Came Downstairs And Found This
I did this once to a very "dignified" great aunt when i was little. Her shocked expression was priceless
Love this one! I used to 'peel' butter like a banana and eat it when I was little. (Gotta admit....even 60+ years later....that thought still runs through my mind. There's nothing better than good quality butter!)
this isn't a toddler thing , my sister recently started doing this, and tricked me into eating a square of butter because I thought it was cheese
Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This
Been there done this... Only in bed with the news drapes and bedspread involved. Mustard and hand lotion was added in.
I was told I tried to help my mom care for my newborn infant brother. She didn't come quickly enough when I yelled he was wet again. So, I tried to do it myself. I understand he looked somewhat along this line. I had him powered from head to toe.
I Think He Enjoyed It
One of my nephews did that we had to sqweeze his nose from top to bottom to get the cake out
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!! Now when I bake cakes for people THIS is how I hope they enjoy them, with every fiber of their being. God Bless the woman who invented the concept of the Smash cake. No one would have touched the cake if it had been the official one.
Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old
A Friend Walked Into Her Nursery To See This
The big bag of brown is scarin meh.... she either ate a lot of chocolate or..... dats a big bag of c**p..... or both and dats how it...
My twin toddlers did this with dry erase markers on the ceiling. Stood on their bunk bed. Kiltz was my friend. Still have nightmares.
I'd seriously have nightmares just think about two toddlers standing up on the top bed, all alone, and high enough to reach the ceiling.
Load More Replies...What's Wrong Mom?
That kid is gonna be high with that shoe polish so close to his nose and mouth!
That Peanut Butter Life
Don’t Expect To Be Able To Shave Tomorrow
I have a question. I have looked at multiple pages of kids painting themselves or something at this point. Do parents NOT teach their kids to leave items that don't belong to them alone? When three years old I got the brilliant idea of using my mother's lipstick to decorate the bathroom wall. She handed me a wet sponge and a can of Comet and said. You made the mess, you clean it up. She said I wiped a while and I cried a while. It took me hours to clean it. I'm sure she did additional cleaning after I was in bed. After all, there is only so much ability a three year old has. For the REST of my life, now 53 years later, I have NEVER drawn or written on any wall or ANY item I shouldn't have. That's all it took, I had to clean my own mess. How many of these parents made their kids even help clean the mess? How much you want to bet some percentage of parents actually MADE the mess to do an internet posting? Isn't there a Clorox commercial like that?
Have a big clap for not drawing on the walls aged 56.
Load More Replies...No offence but would you have continued to write or draw on walls up till now if you weren't made to clean it up?(I know it's tempting because I want to as well.I'm 58)
But you did do it once.... what makes you think these are not the first time these kids have done this? My grandson loved rolling cans around on the floor in the kitchen. I had forgotten I had a can of icing in there with those cans. He found that can and had icing all over the kitchen and himself. It only takes a very short time and sometimes those kids may have been asleep and you didn't know they were up. They are also little kids. They are learning and they can't read. How do they know something isn't the can of playdough they had the night before? How do you know they were not trying to be a good kid and help their parents paint and things like that? I really don't think people would do this on purpose because somebody has to clean up this mess and for sure it wouldn't come up or off very easy.
Yes, but you still did draw on the wall. Didn't your mom teach you not too?
I've seen plenty of these messes before. It hurts when you slip and fall.
Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!
bean bags are dangerous for kids, they can coke on the styrofoam if they inhale it.
Now how did kids that age even know those things were in the beanbag?
I Left My 7-year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake
She Is Playing Holi...
its not a mess, this is how we celebrate holi,,, unless this is not on HOLI...
It may be staged but what a fantastic picture and what a beautiful child
This photo doesn't look like the child got into something but that the parents painted them to take a picture pretending the child was an artist :)
In Holi people color others, they don't color in themselves
Load More Replies...I'm actually planning on taking my son to India for Holi while we're living overseas in Asia. COLORS. ALL THE COLORS. EVERYWHERE!!!! It's a tiny aspiring artist's paradise.
Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'
Yoooo that's like impossible to remove out of skin for like a few days or week 😳
Looks like that kid is going to be in blackface for a while. Good old fashioned family racism.
This Kiddo
Well, you could just make a big omelet for dinner, or breakfast..
The Artist And His Work
Have Kids They Said, It'll Be Fun, They Said...
well when we are talking(my sisters and i have 2 kids each) to my father about life with our to kids and he feels we get to whiny about it he says very dryly : well you wanted to have kids by all means... :o) shuts us up every time
Load More Replies...That moment when you think your kids let a window open during winter but then u remember its summer...
Why would a kid the age of the girl do this? She's old enough to know she shouldn't rip apart the sofa. I can't even comprehend what would have happened if I had done something THIS destructive and this costly at that age.
What age do you think she is? How old is old enough to know better?
Load More Replies...He Was The Only One Laughing
I had 2 little boys who where supposed to be napping. Both ended up in the same crib that had a dresser attached to the end. The younger was always the instigator. Got a new large tube of diaper rash cream out of a drawer and emptied it all over themselves the crib and dresser. The only thing that removed the cream wash diaper wipes. Took a whole pack of wipes to clean it off the crib. The boys were about 4 1/2 and 3.
One has to be able to make experiences like this! Without, I doubt it was too much of a childhood!
Is that paint? How did he get his bed soaked in whatever it is? Love his expression by the way. 😜
The Young Artist
Caught In The Act
You can't have any...I want to eat all myself. Her expression is priceless.
I don't understand the sudocream thing. It has a distinctive smell and I wouldn't like to play with it. Maybe because it is like clay and easy to mould? My daughter did this also, a pain to get out of carpet!
What I want to know is, WHERE are kids getting all this stuff? Do parents not keep things kids shouldn't have on high shelves or locked in cupboards in garages?
Too Many Bubbles
that depends on how many kids are actually in there!
Load More Replies...I don't get it. I was told there is a kid in this picture? I wish people would stop posting unrelated pictures in these lists.
Started From The Bottom Now We're Here
Step 1:complete Step 2: break windshield Step 3: *in creepy deep voice* GOD KNOWS
Let the kids be kids, to many overcontrolling parents these days raising their kids to be pansies! Let the kids go out and have some fun, a little mud never hurt anyone
Load More Replies...Why Kids And Yarn Don’t Mix
Am I the only one who finds this impressive? I can't even complete a string art kit.
Up until , like ten maybe, I tied everything together. I always got in deep trouble for it because I was the only one able to undo all of the elaborate knots and I was old enough by the time I stopped to have known better, yet I kept on doing it.
I had a choc when I saw this, so dangerous the kid could have strangled himself so easily.
They Are In So Much Trouble
We need FBI profilers who can tell us what the kids are thinking when they do this.
Ils ont compris que la télévision asservissait leurs parents :D
Load More Replies...You don't need an FBI you need to watch your kids at all time and give them some structured fun.
Potty Is Still Too Complicated
I will never understand parents who take pic of their kids in toilets. My first reaction is to get them OUT the NASTY toilet. I don't care how great I clean it. It's GROSS.
Downvoted because whoever took this photo should have been helping the poor girl instead.
But she looks so scared. You should help her out, instead of taking a picture...
I agree, she looks scared and upset and you can see it in her eyes that she's wondering why the person behind the camera isn't helping. An incident like this, even with a responsible, caring person, who would have done the right thing and helped the poor girl immediately would be bad enough. The fact that some jerk decided to take a photo may have created toilet related problems for this girl.
Load More Replies...Little Birthday Princess
For someone who SO thoroughly enjoyed her cake, she doesn't seem very happy?
Daughter's Been Silent For 5 Minutes. Went To Investigate
Yeah, she could have cut her hair or something.
Load More Replies...Now this one I can believe. I guess she's trying to curl her own hair.
Teamwork
Yeah... a bit old for them I'd say, but hey, that's on the parents.
Load More Replies...When You Discover The New Artwork On Your Daughter's Wall
Yep, that's a Raichu right there. I also see Iron Man and two Toads. :)
Load More Replies...Yes, We Went Out In Public Like This. Yes, I Gave Up Caring A Long Time Ago
Pamela, I am sure she meant it was still on his body under his clothes. I don't think it would come off very easily. I let my kids be in their underwear and diapers if we are at home, I don't see anything wrong with it.
Pamela Grove Does that stick hurt? These kids are in their own HOMES. They can be half naked or fully naked all they want. Nowhere does it show these kids outside in public dressed (or undressed) in any type of inappropriate way.
Load More Replies...Guess He Got Bored
Ok but all I can see is that hair straightener over the toilet. Electrocution hazard much?
I'm glad he decided to grab the marker instead of the hair straightener
Load More Replies...Left My 9 Month Old In Her Room Alone To Play While I Brushed My Teeth. Needless To Say I Ran For The Camera. Poor Uno
Look at it this way, Pamela, the kitty is better off under this protective barrier. PS- click my avatar
Load More Replies...Feeding The Dog While Mama Slept… The Beagle Had Eaten So Much, She Stopped Eating, Which For A Beagle, Is Almost Unheard Of
no feeding needed for a couple of days! you should have them pick up the poo ;-)
Silence Is Golden. Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Suspicious
He Was Only Playing Outside Nicely
People pay insane amounts of money for a mud bath at the spa, he's just being frugal.
We did this as kids - we had to hose off afterwards - it was great fun.
Well, It's More Convenient Like That
Defensive eating- eating all the good food first so nobody can have it.
Wait...I don't remember having any kids... Yet I believe I am related
Just Redecorating The Bathroom
wow bro this bathroom really needed these extra colours, yeh I know right?
And Meanwhile In Southamlandia, The Wild Quincy Beast Can Be Seen In His Natural Habitat
Notes to self: When buying a house, look for or build a quarantine zone between the outside and inside.
That Innocent Smile
I see a tampon box and some all purpose cleaner. I do not see detergent anywhere.
Saying Good Bye To The Wall
Flour Kids
we had an incident like that in our storeroom, my little one "went shopping" there once and unpacked 3 kg of flour on the floor and erywhere and i thought that was bad, but this just about takes the cake as far as flou messes go!
2 Kids And 4 Gallons Of Paint Later...
I think she means like 4 different paints and she's referring to them as gallons, like many people do 😂
Load More Replies...I keep seeing all these paint/ink/marker pics, yet I want to know, WHY in heaven's name would anybody leave that where a kid could get it?
I've been asking the same thing. Either.......these are fake setups by adults before they get ready to paint and do things or parents today are COMPLETE imbeciles.
Load More Replies...While I Was On A Long Phone Call... She Unpacked The New Water Crayons I Bought
crayons that are based on water... kind of like watercolors, but in a crayon...
Load More Replies...Lovely Child
This one kind of proves a theory that I have: toddlers get most of their nutrition via direct absorption through their cheeks.
My 7 Year-Old Decided He Needed To Know What Was Inside His Overstuffed Feather Pillow
Nesquik Dust Storm Caused By 2 Little Tornadoes
There's a broom in the picture. Did you clean a little and then decide this should be photographed
Permanent Marker, Zit Cream, And Nail Polish. We’re So Proud
ok, a couple things. You have kids. Why do you have a white couch? Why do you own "permanent" anything?
fun people that's who, people who know it will happen and are accepting of it, people who don't care but like bored pands
Load More Replies...ingested, ingested -- unless you also assume all these people have syringes laying about as well
Load More Replies...I Thought She Was Having Quiet Time... Turns Out She Was Taking Colouring To A Whole New Level
Don't Leave Your Kids Alone
Well, at least you'll know which computer is yours . It is unlikely to get stolen😃
No s**t to that! I never did and never had any of these problems!
My Girls Decided That Purple And Orange Paint Would Look Really Great On Them And The Floor
My 3 yr old finds plenty of ways to climb up on things to get what she wants. I know to follow her when she grabs chairs, tables, step stools, or anything that is big enough for her to step on that's at least 1 foot or more in height.
Load More Replies...New Tub Of Desitin + New Tub Of Vaseline + New Container Of Powder + Extra Long 'Nap'= Reminder To Get A Tubal Ligation
So The Twins Were Quietly Playing With Their Blocks I Thought
Playing quietly too... the stuffing muffles the sound :)
Load More Replies...Noticed The House Was Quiet. Then Found Him In My Room
The Friendly Frog Green Paint Looked So Great On The Kids’ Bedroom Wall, They Decided To Add A Few Touch Ups To Our Bedroom Wall
Pamela, let me help you here... Maybe they didn't have paint on their thumbs... and... that's about it, really.
Kids Decided To Make Popcorn
well with four kids you need some more popcorn than your average portion, in their defense...
Since Early Childhood, I Have Had An Intense Fear Of Everything Clown - From The Circus Variety To Jesters And Mimes. So Try To Imagine My Terror When I Walked In To My Daughter’s Bedroom And Discovered Her Like This
Surprisingly a lot of people do. Don't know why every kiddie place thinks they have to have one.
Load More Replies...Caught Red Handed. And Footed. And Legged. And Bodied. And...
Loves To Brush His Teeth And, Um, Legs
He looks like he's even saying "Alright, Alright, Alright" lol
Load More Replies...22 Pounds Of Flour
It's basically none of my business, but why do you have 22 pounds of flour at home in the kitchen?????
o my f... g... i would have called grandma she is in for a baby sitting weekend! lol your poor nerves!
Late Night Finger Painting
What Baby Powder, And 5 Mins With No One Watching Will Do
Proud Little Angel
LOL this is how my daughter will look at me if I catch her getting into something. Cute
When Your Child And Your Dog Disappear Upstairs For An Hour, You Should Totally Be Suspicious
They look like the claw caps you can buy for pets. There's no way there wouldn't be any nail polish on the surrounding fur even if an adult had painted them.
Load More Replies...Sorry, but I don't believe this one, it's way too accurate for a child.
I'm over 21 and I paint my dogs nails with doggy nail polish. Blue. For boy.
Toddler + Black Marker + Baby
We Thought He Was Taking A Nap, Instead He Found Daddy’s Stash Of Cuban Cigars
Yeah, we're here to have fun and laugh at silly photos, not get a talking to.
Load More Replies...When The Kids Find The Plastic Bag Storage
My Friend's Son And His Canine Accomplice Got Into The Kitchen Cabinet
My 2-Year-Old Got Ahold Of A Sharpie And Wrote All Over My Melamine-Wrapped (Can’t Be Painted) Master Bathroom Vanity
hairspray gets rid of permanent marker that and nail polish remover
Don't take nail polish remover - that will remove more than you want to!! Try a cleaner with the combination "oil-grease-nicotin-remover", I get almost everything clean with it, and it doesn't hurt the shine or cover of any surface.
I didn't allow permanent markers in my house until the kids were grown.
There are strong primer products that can give a new surface to receive paint. They can be painted. I would use a product called XIM.
When You Go Downstairs And Find Your Kids Have Made " A Limbo Cave" Out Of One Of Their Closets
Working On Her Beauty Routine
Cleaning Up
in before Pam Grove talks about the dangerous chemical residue that might be left on your counter from cleaners and how injection could result in death!!!
Exhibit C on my argument that kids are just like pets up to a certain age.
That One Time My Daughter Drew All Over Your New Sheets With Permanent Marker. And Then Posed Proudly On It
OK Pamela, let me just do this for you - Um why do their parents let them use these markers?!
Never Leave A Child Unattended
It takes 2 minutes or less for a child to make a mess stop being so rude.
Load More Replies...This Is What I Came Back To After A Quick Trip To Do Some Laundry In The Other Room. And Yes, There Is Another Child In There Somewhere
Jeez Pamela Grove, just go home if you don't want to play with us! You are the least fun person on here!
It's not all of a sudden, kids like to examine things. Just because YOU haven't known of it happening does not mean it does not happen.
Load More Replies...See How Pretty. Playing Dress Up With Aunt's Stuff Is The Worst!
there's a fine line between evil and exhilarated when it comes to children.
Load More Replies...A Tub Of Country Crock All Over Him And The Laundry Room. Thankfully His Twin Was In Bed And Didn’t Get Involved In This One
Kid Is Pure Evil
Waiting for Pamela Groves to comment on the proximity of the scissors....
Little Devil
yep, the diaper is still on, and there are empty pudding cups just in frame at the bottom of the picture.
Load More Replies...Kid Likes To Get His Hands (And face) Dirty
I don't know why, but that face made me laugh WAY harder than it should!
No, because the are kids. They are the mess, they just have to find their media.
Load More Replies...He Was A Bit Too Quiet... Is This What Parents Of 90s Babies Feared?
For the younger audience. Cassette tapes had two wheels (reels) of magnetic tape that stored audio. When the tape was removed from the cassette you get the picture above. Next up on old guy describes a thing...
Painting With Acrylic Paints, Left For A Minute To Help Son In Washroom. Returned To This
My Daughter Got A Hold Of My Liquid Eyeliner
Kids Are The Worst
I think the damage was already done by then. So why not grab a photo before starting cleanup?
Load More Replies...When You Kick The Kids Out Of The Kitchen When Getting Dinner Ready, And The Big One Grabs A Bag Of Pretzels You Walk Out To This
At Least There Will Be Less Rashes When You Sit Now.
This Is Pretty Much How Tommy Ends Up Looking After Any Meal With A Tomato Based Sauce
What A Beautiful Smile
Dying Easter Eggs With Shaving Cream...
Nope, they're boys. They will outgrow that behavior in about 67 years! :)
Load More Replies...I Was Doing Dishes And Looked Over To See My 1 Year Old Had Ripped Up The Keys To My Laptop
Late Night Fridge Raiding
until tonight the kid couldn't figure out how to get in there...
Load More Replies...Just A Little Spill
So, progress... (Must keep spinning, must keep spinning)
Load More Replies...They Made Themselves “Snowmen”. This Took Weeks To Clean Up
Them packing peanuts are somehow magnetic I think ... they stick to EVERYTHING.
Load More Replies...The 3 Year Old Glued A Penny To The Fridge With Butter
Just Till I Make Dinner
'I Made A Sandwich'
They Said You Could Put Nutella On Anything!
Pamela "Maxine" Grove makes me laugh now with her comments. Giving her upvotes
Load More Replies...Oh look. Another Pamela Grove post about nappies! If you don't like the thread, get off the post! People are here for fun, dammit. Your children probably took off their clothing while you weren't looking. Bloomers? What are those?
30 Seconds Of My Inattention Was All It Took For My 16 Month Old Son To Smear A Bowl Full Of Rice Pudding Into My Laptop
Kid Just Wanted A More Natural Terrain
For Just 10 Minutes Of Being Lonely They Healed Themselves And All Sofas In Living Room With Sudocream, Cream Under Diaper, Made To Be Water Resistance
I Go To Scrub Her Bathtub, That Had Gotten Ruined When She Painted Herself. While I’m Scrubbing, I Hear, 'Momma, I Colouring' This Is Stage Makeup. Love The Look On Her Face
Me: What Did You Do? Roman: I Warpainted
Why A Bathroom Break Is Not Allowed When You Have A Toddler.
She Didn't Want To Eat The Food I Gave Her. So I Gave It To The Dog. I Came Back To This
LOL kid is too cute... she'll eat worse than that before she is grown! and Pamela Grove, where did you ever hear that dogs should never have anything tomato? only the plant and leaves contain things dangerous to the dog, the ripe tomato itself is a healthy and delicious treat! check your facts and give the pontificating a rest :)
It's funny that in my whole career as a vet tech I was never made aware of tomatoes being dangerous to dogs. Wow all those vets and researchers with all their years of experience are going to be so shocked SMH ! Yes, I'm being sarcastic. : )~
This may be a stupid question, but does that mean she's eating the dog's vomit???
im guessing she gave it to the dog in the dogs food dish and baby got to it first before the dog.
Load More Replies...Sneaking Into Moms Room While She's In The Bathroom- Steals All The Pillows And Blankets, And Puts In My Ear Plugs So He "Didn't Have To Hear Mommy Get Upset"
What Are Bowls
Mom, the phones been ringing off the hook and I'm up to my ears in work. There was no time for bowls!
Came Downstairs From Getting The Baby To These 2 Naked Ladies, Dumping Steel Cut Oats On The Floor, Toys, Couch, And Themselves
Also called Irish or Scottish Oats, Steel-cut oats are cut into pieces instead of rolled like you are probably used to. Steel cut oats take the longest to cook but they have more texture and I find they are more filling than rolled or instant varieties. All have the same nutritional value.
Load More Replies...Thought He Was Eating Lunch...
Apparently My 2-Year-Old Decided To 'Make' Eggs On Our New Area Rug
If My Thoughts Had Vocalised I Would Have Needed To Use The Stuffing For My Mouth
This Is Art Mom
At Least It Was Washable
(This Was Me) Guess I Was Hungry
Helpie Mchelperson Was Helping Us Pack Because We Were Moving
Oh Yay Me! The Girls Were Being Sweet Angels Playing So Nicely Together In The Other Room And Now I Know Why!
I Open The Door To Wake Up My 2 Year Old From A Nap And This Is What I Found. Worst Part Was The Statically Charged Styrofoam Particles That Refused Many Attempts To Be Cleaned Up
future note. spray everything down with "Static Guard", then vacuum. (yeah, this is the voice of experience)
It Was Sooo Good
Really? If we really want to make the world safe, why isn't there a lock on your mouth?
Load More Replies...Soooo... This Happened While I Squeezed In My Workout
No Snow? Why Not Try A Dirt Angel Then
Set The Table, Kids, It's Time To Feast!
This Is Why I Don't Like It When My Kids Are Quiet
She has a life--entertaining me with her classic, over-the -top satire.
Load More Replies...For the love of God, Pamela, why are you still scrolling? Also, please let us know how much your repressed children have spent on therapy.
Taking My Dog Hiking When I Realized Why My Daughter Had Him Locked In The Bathroom With Her Last Week
What Happens When My Niece Is Left Alone For 10 Minutes
Asked My Daughter To Keep An Eye On Her Brother...
Found Ghost, Thought It Was Blood, Remembered I Just Gave The Kids Juice. I Was Making Lunch
Food Dye Is Fun In The Car
This one is a little to "fast" for me - that is supposed to be a car she is sitting in??? It doesn't look so at all. Is that a window next to her?? And Megan's question is absolutely logical, food dye in the car doesn't make ANY sense!!! I don't get it either.
How Long Was That Child Left Alone For In Order For Them To Do That. Well, Now That I Am A Mom, I Have The Answer To That Question. About 15 Seconds
No One Knew Where My Cousin Went
I Got Into The Baby Powder
My Children Prepping For War
All Moisturised And Sofl
It's Flour... I Swear
"Silence Is Golden... Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Very Suspicious"
Coco Pops Taste Better Off The Floor According To This Little Lady
Makeup..
When You Leave The Room For 2 Minutes And Your Toddler Decides The Milk Belongs In His Kitchen
Glad you are a great parents...some parents wouldn't get their boy a kitchen.
My nephew has one too. We've found tortillas in it. lol
Load More Replies...Does the perspective of this photo make anyone else confused? Or is it just me?
He brought the milk jug into a kid's toy kitchen setup.
Load More Replies...Wondered Why My Kids Were Being So Quiet In Their Room
I Left My Son Alone For Two Minutes
Busted With The Cream
When You Leave Them Outside With Their Father For 5 Minutes...
They're having so much fun! And I bet that being hosed down afterwards must have been a blast as well :)
I Wanted To Be A Mummy
Seriously????
Say A Little Prayer For Me
Why Draw On The Paper When You Can Draw On Yourself?
Can't Leave These Two Alone For 5 Mins
When You Accidentally Leave Flour Outside
Oh, What's In This Bag Hidden Behind This Big Cabinet? I Have Lots Of Toys, But Something In A Mysterious Bag Must Be Found Out. Paint!
Wasn't Me
OK, so what is the white powder!?!?!? Because I'd assume it's Comet right in there next to the laundry detergent, toilet cleaner and other cleaners. Seriously? Not at all funny. Not. One. Bit.
sorry to disappoint. it is a huge bag of flour
Load More Replies...This makes me so uncomfortable, the child in a cupboard with poisons. Some people need to take better care of their children, these should be out of reach of children.
An Here I Was Thinking They Were Picking Up There Toys, How Wrong I Was
Not Distructive, But Still....
Apparently My 2yo Thought My Window Smelled Bad 😂
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Children Alone With Their Children. He Cried When She Took Him Down.
I Have No Idea What They Were Doing, But They Were Pleased With It.
Hee hee, reminds me of my girls when they were little. Weirdest little weirdos ever! The best!
"i'm A Tiger!" In Sharpie....
The Cake Had No Chance
My Daughter's Idea Of "painting Her Nails"
Why Keep The Sand In The Tray When I Can Spread It Over The Rug While Mummy Gets Me Some Juice!
Well Bless You!
Serves Me Right Leaving It For A Minute Whilst Going To The Bathroom! Selfie
As Soon As She Steped Out.
Just Several Minute In Another Room.......:d
This Is What Happens When You Leave The Bathroom Door Open
The one on our right looks like he's balding from the cream in his hair!
Turn Around Then The Pant Were Off
Spot The Full Gallon Of Milk On The Couch!
What is wrong with you?! It's no use crying over spilled milk! :D
Aspiring To Be A Graffiti Artist? I Don't Think I'll Get My Deposit Back!
When The Kids And The Friends Get Too Quiet
Nope, this is a fake picture. Look at the boxes, they are all empty and some are even 2 or 3 boxes in there. Who buys this amount of food AND what bothers me most, where is the food?? Little kids can't open the boxes that way!! - Sorry, but this is the second picture of all the posts I don't believe.
Oh damn! I bet this was just after a nice stock up too. Did they actually eat everything or was there a leftover mess too?
She Was White Before We Left Her Alone!
Left Him In A Different Room With His Sister's. Came Back 2 Minutes Later Asked Dad Where He Was Said With The Girls.... Girls Were Outside This Is What I Found. Seriously Never Renovate If You Have Kids. Like Ever Deal With The Crappy Broken Crap He Was Standing In The Mud Bucket Literally Standing In It.....
Please tell me your kids will learn to write better than this when they are older.
It Literally Took Me 1 Minute To Throw Clothes In The Washer.. 1 Minute..
2yr Old +9 Month Old German Shepherd + Left Alone For 5minutes = Baking Soda Snow Storm.
5 Year Old Hosted Barbie Jacuzzi Party With Whiskey. 1
This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep While Playing Legos With Your Older Brothers.
I Thought They Were Past This Stage, I Thought Wrong. At Least They Are Actually Getting Along So That's A Plus Right .
Toddler With A Stuffy Nose...
Kids And Lotion
This Has Happened To Every Parent, Right?
This Is What Happens When There Aren't Chaperones!
Graffiti Kids 🤷🏼♀️
Never Too Early To Prevent Wrinkles. Diaper Rash Cream's Gotta Work.
I Couldn't Get Mad At Her, She Was Too Cute.
Left My Two Year Old Alone For 5 Minutes And He Redecorated The Fish Tank... Yes, Those Are Socks..
Cutey
I Only Went To The Bathroom... (it's Frosting, Relax)
Power Powder
I was surprised with ur line of thinking...I wonder what kind of upbringing u have...but I will not judge u for who u are...only God can do that...God Bless you..
Load More Replies...Playing In The Dog Crate Gone Bad!
Our Nephews, The Ring Bearers (my Sister's Boy And My Sister-in-law's Boy) After The Wedding Rehearsal. They Found One Of The Gifts That Had Been Sent And "helped" Unpack It While The Grownups Were Getting Food Ready...(1999).
This Literally Took 10 Seconds. And This Is Why We Paint Outside.
Just Went To The Bathroom...came Out And He Was In To The Baby Powder!!
Went To The Bathroom And He Stole My Jelly Doughnut
My Lipstick... Perfect Shirt Choice For This Day
Our Cute Food Thief Chicken Wings, Daddy's Donut And My Cake. So Proud Of Herself!
I Was Upstairs Feeding My Newborn Daughter And Her Brother, 3 Years Old, Wanted Strawberry Milk And Made It Himself! Looks Like A Crime Scene!
When You Go To The Bathroom By Yourself For 3 Minutes Without Your 1yr Old.
When The Sugar High Crash Is To Much While Watching A Movie.
This Has Happened To Every Parent, Right?
He Wanted Mascara... He Used White Out. Fyi, Mk Eye Make Up Removed Removed It!
Had To Explain To Daycare It Wasn't A Rash... She Was Stained By The Lipstick
Dad Said He Would Watch Them.... Dirt From Potted Plant Everywhere Including The Toilet.
When You Are Trying To Potty Train Your Kid And You Leave Them Alone For 2 Minutes.
Thought It Was Good Idea To Give Her Markers While I Unloaded Groceries
Tomatoes Go On The Nose Right?
Be Sure All The Bubbles Are Gone Before You Leave A 2 Year Old Alone In The Kitchen
I Didn't Know She Could Climb On The Chairs.
My Daughter Watched Me Painting And Thought She Would Create Her Own Masterpiece
Stepped Out To Change A Diaper And Came Back To The Girls Having Used All The Sugar Candies
Thought They'd Make A Head Start With The Baking
Vaseline.....now Imagine How Difficult It Was To Carry Him Up To The Bathtub!
Kid Forts Have Come A Long Way... This One Has A Weapons Cache, A Fan, Carpet, Furniture, Interior Lighting And Wall Art.
Found The Colourstay Lipstick
First Time She Fed Herself
All the pics are so funny, but, you parents do realize that if you stop and take pictures of your misfit kid, presumably while you laugh, s/he's going to do that again?
They don't necessarily do that. Kids aren't simple output programs where one input does not equal one output. Plus, the parents might not laugh at all, they might've just taken the pic.
Load More Replies...Well, sorry, but I call these sets of pictures 'free contraception photos' :D Guess I may more happily live my life with three smelly and loud dogs...
Yeah, I love my nieces and nephew but seeing how they can act/behave or what they do sometimes... And seeing lists like this :P No thanks. I'll stick with my cats (and dogs later too) :P
Load More Replies...Right? I feel my ovaries collapsing in on themselves right now...
Load More Replies...It's funny but not recognizable to me. Keep your toddlers with you and supervise. Don't let them near expensive things until you can explain to them that they cant mess with it. My now four year old has known for at least two years that she can't touch my laptop and that if she breaks it we wont be able to get a new one. She wouldn't stick her hands into wall paint because she knows it's toxic. Things like that. Talk to yer kids, they're smart, they're people, they're not short little idiots unless you treat them that way :p
Even with supervision and learning not to touch certain things, it still can happen. When I was 4 or 5, I got hold of a crayon and decided to draw all over my bedroom walls one morning before my parents woke up because I didn't like the white walls. They ended up having to put up wall paper.
Load More Replies...They are all so hilarious. I have 3 kids so none of them were surprising and all invoked my sympathy for the parents and the clean up that came after! I also really enjoyed the 'helpful' parenting tips offered in the comments from those who clearly have no experience with parenting/children in general.
I haven't laughed this much in months!!! These are priceless... Some of them my own children. Brought back wonderful memories. lol
All the pics are so funny, but, you parents do realize that if you stop and take pictures of your misfit kid, presumably while you laugh, s/he's going to do that again?
They don't necessarily do that. Kids aren't simple output programs where one input does not equal one output. Plus, the parents might not laugh at all, they might've just taken the pic.
Load More Replies...Well, sorry, but I call these sets of pictures 'free contraception photos' :D Guess I may more happily live my life with three smelly and loud dogs...
Yeah, I love my nieces and nephew but seeing how they can act/behave or what they do sometimes... And seeing lists like this :P No thanks. I'll stick with my cats (and dogs later too) :P
Load More Replies...Right? I feel my ovaries collapsing in on themselves right now...
Load More Replies...It's funny but not recognizable to me. Keep your toddlers with you and supervise. Don't let them near expensive things until you can explain to them that they cant mess with it. My now four year old has known for at least two years that she can't touch my laptop and that if she breaks it we wont be able to get a new one. She wouldn't stick her hands into wall paint because she knows it's toxic. Things like that. Talk to yer kids, they're smart, they're people, they're not short little idiots unless you treat them that way :p
Even with supervision and learning not to touch certain things, it still can happen. When I was 4 or 5, I got hold of a crayon and decided to draw all over my bedroom walls one morning before my parents woke up because I didn't like the white walls. They ended up having to put up wall paper.
Load More Replies...They are all so hilarious. I have 3 kids so none of them were surprising and all invoked my sympathy for the parents and the clean up that came after! I also really enjoyed the 'helpful' parenting tips offered in the comments from those who clearly have no experience with parenting/children in general.
I haven't laughed this much in months!!! These are priceless... Some of them my own children. Brought back wonderful memories. lol
