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Anyone who enjoys cooking has probably thought about what it might be like to run a high-end kitchen. And let's be honest – more than a few of us have pretended we were the latest Food Network Star. In actuality, however, the journey to becoming a chef demands immense amounts of time and effort. And the struggles aren't over once someone completes that journey either. In fact, they have only just begun. Being eternally short-staffed... Hearing printer noises in their sleep... Running a restaurant takes a toll. So to make things lighter for themselves (and to give us a better understanding of what they have to go through), chefs are creating memes that perfectly sum up their job. Continue scrolling and check out this selection that's been compiled for you by Bored Panda!

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C. Mayo
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Darn those pesky apostrophes!

ignitoius simon
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ehoteljob has evolved into a Leading Global Hospitality Job site for hotels and recruiters, offering more than 25000+ Jobs in all Categories job postings with over 140+ brands across 150+ countries .

Hans
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5 years ago

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I.e. without respect and dignity. (SCNR)

Kate Mac
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Restaurants all over the seattle area for ten years. Funny that I’m being downvoted for working in places that respect chefs...

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We non-cooks tend to think only a select few can become chefs. Someone who is gifted with superior tasting buds. However, while some traits might help someone, they won't make them an expert. Stephanie Prida, a pastry chef in NYC, said that "To be in the food industry you really need to be obsessed with knowledge. With that, a huge part is exploring other cultures and the way they eat and the way they cook. In this industry, the best way to grow as a cook is experience, the more you experience and see and do, the better you will be."

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, chef makes the same amount of money on their paycheck that they can rely on. Everyone else just has to rely on hope, and decent people

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair...when i waitresses (15+ years) our cooks were all full time, got PTO, & health insurance. I was stuck at part time & got none of the rest of it. Id say thats a pretty fair trade off...

    Jessica Nametz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at Yard House we had to tip out 10% each the cooks, bartenders, food runners, and bussers. So 40% of my tips went to them...

    Gabriel Sbárbaro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why many places implement a shared tip system... when all the tips are put toghether and divided equally among all the members... Of course, this also has its cons, because a good waiter will have to share his earnings with a bad waiter who couldn't care less about good "customer service"...

    Shortstuff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No tipping in NZ. It's a demeaning trend. Employers should be playing a decent wage.

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why you should think twice before sending a dish back.

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    However, it's not just about what you do. How you do it is equally important. Working at a Michelin-starred restaurant, Prida said the most important thing it takes to rise to this level is a good work ethic. "Putting in long hours and always pushing yourself to be better than yesterday. Being obsessed with knowledge and this industry are huge."

    So I guess if there is someone who can deal with the nuisances we see in these chef memes, it's the chefs. Only a person that passionate about food can balance on a verge of a mental breakdown just so they could spend the day cooking. God bless you guys. Sincerely, the one who always tells the server to compliment the kitchen after having a good meal.

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer service crying always felt socially distant to me...

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do not forget to change the mask after it got wet.

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its okay i cry in the bathroom

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk in freezer/fridge/pantry - not sure specifically which one that kitchen is referring to but freezer is most common.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that too needs to be regulated

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see this fight evolve.

    The Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the battle of the chefs, begin! Top left: Sir Arnold of Bucketshire, bottom left: Sir Roderick of Knifesburgh, top right: The Mysterious White Hood, and finally: Sir Peter of yonder Kitchens.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you play the game of scones, you win or you die

    Peter Buckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a Napoleon outfit from aluminium foil once.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how they dressed up...

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope... gloves don't make your hands clean, washing them does. Swap out those nasty towels every hour (or less, depending on the messes), and never trust Troy. We know what you do Troy... just because you're high doesn't make it funny.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a cook drop food on a disgusting watery floor then put it back on the plate, a server called him out but my own orders were coming up so I had to go without seeing it play out. The floor was so f*****g gross and why was it so watery.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day, millions of times, all around the world.

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    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it so depends on the kitchen - they lead.... I have worked in beautifully clean kitchens and in not-so clean kitchens (never stayed long in the not-so's).

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Though, I've worked in enough to see that even most the clean one's will cut corners or pull some kind of shenanigans when the pressure is on, and also to know that the very good ones are rare enough to constitute unfavourable odds. On the other hand, I love eating at those places in SE Asia that are just a front area oustide of someone's home converted into a restaurant or small bar.

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    Amy Zettek-Cosgrove
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most everyone are familiar with Covid; what it does, unimaginable deaths, and leaves people permanent damage, etc. However, MANAGEMENT seems to continue with bad decisions and unfortunately effecting employees lives. It’s like everyone changed to Mad Max. .

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont worry about getting it from the food or the staff, just some stupid customer.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son worked in a well known and popular restaurant when he was in college. The stories he told me have made it hard for me to eat in restaurants to this day.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good choice. Not eating at restaurants in general is as recommendable as avoiding social media and girls with very animated faces or bright hair colouring.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well that really falls on management.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management just got promoted to manager because they managed to make it there ten years without getting fired or quitting. They don’t know what they’re doing, they have no skills, and they don’t give a s**t.

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    Hugh Cookson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahhaha - or high / stoned !!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, you know that’s true! Did anyone notice that comment got like 10,000 more upvotes than the post itself?

    Colin L
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    5 years ago

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    More than the servers make...

    Purbasha Banai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. Chefs ARE supposed to make more than the servers.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way you cannot test click those....its just natural.

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there so flexy i love to play with them

    J Sizz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not human if you don't test them.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of a series of human instincts. Others include: Quadrupedal Stair Climbing, Rolling up the dangly things on your trousers, and the Cain reflex.

    Dean Tieleman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who turns burgers with tongs? Steaks and chops maybe, but not burgers.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were the first "fidget" devices...

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    Brivid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who have served time can have a VERY hard time finding work no matter what type of education they have. So it's good that there are a few places where they can get their foot in the door.

    Gabriel Sbárbaro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's common that cooks are ex-cons???

    n i k o
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not 100% if this is really common but it's actually really hard for persons who've been incarcerated to find jobs so it's good that they can find professions in the serving industry! I also think cooking is offered in a lot of prisons, so that when they leave they have the opportunity to build another life for themselves, since jobs reduce the chance of falling back into crime :) (sorry for the lecture...lol)

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    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    das wasup!!ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ

    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh all your little guys! How!? The fighting ones, the thumbs up ones, just how?

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    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, been there done that (and the waitress btw ;0))

    A Cat Named Dragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    : ) why using gender-neutral “them” in reference to gender-specific “waitress”? (laughing at my own pedantry, but it sounds odd and just can’t help myself!)

    Duck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a seizure reading that

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everyone should work as a restaurant server at least once in their life.

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    Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't even have to be a chef to relate! Who needs an expensive fan for filming when you have this!

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even that. The heat from the oven itself will do that.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make more sense if she was wearing glasses - that instantly fogged up!

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And add steamed up glasses to that, just using the oven in my little kitchen.

    Tami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better with glasses on, instant blindness from steamed up lenses.

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t, this is too true. This including for customer service things. ;;

    Jessica Metzler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cry in the walkin or go out back and smoke after.

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When being in the flaming weeds stopped being fun, I new it was time to quit the industry.

    comics
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    new student during test week OMGINEEDTOSTUDYWHEREARETHED--- norm.student during test week:mk :|

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. my life in a call center right now

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When being in the flaming weeds stopped being fun, I knew it was time to quit the industry.

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a manager that would make us chocolate syrup sometimes on weekends. We could eat biscuits for free, and the chocolate syrup went perfect with them.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I had a line cook to give me french fries every bad day I had.... 🙄

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats sweet..(also the monkey)

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes that really is all we needs, just a French fry

    Anna Goanna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be as happy as that monkey.

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    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come here a minute, come here. LOOK! Touch it. IT'S RAWW!!! Might as well find it's head and toss it back in the field!!"

    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD sounds like Gordon Ramsay to me! (No Offence to anybody)

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    TheDragonPSA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've used so much oil that the US is trying to invade the plate!

    RavenClaw
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    5 years ago

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's when you know you need to change your job.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All jobs are like this now. Changing jobs won't help. I'm currently doing 3 jobs.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you can never call out sick. Smh

    Flavia Slag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nursing the same way! Tonight your job is to work the whole hospital!

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never have to say that. It's just assumed to be so.

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    Kayleigh Phillips
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    4 years ago

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! One of the best celebrity immitations I can do. HEY!

    Teresa Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this more than once. This is a very clever pun

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you don't answer the phone when they call.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my job, I wish I was scheduled and in there, if I saw it was busy. I like being in the thick of it and helping people. it makes me feel like Super Woman :)

    Tami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in my folks' restaurant from age 8 to 20. Thirty eight years later the place is still open under a new owner, and I still like going there and being able to just sit on my @ss and get served.

    Pikachu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boop 👉🐨 (im sorry there was no seal emojis *sob* )

    Flavia Slag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT go in...they will put you to work!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anywhere, really. "Oh, I can be replaced? Good luck with that".

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    Scarface's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one wants a yellow sharpie. it"s in disguise.

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    n i k o
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% will use this. Clever!

    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will use this. Now and forever!

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with this one cook - whenever I needed a sharpie, I asked her. She put them in her hair. She's have 5 or 6 in there.

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    Hugh Cookson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True !! Worked in a very good but remote hotel in Cornwall once before mobile phones came on the scene, got cut off by snow, no customers for 3 days, then we had a (booked) party of 6 vets turn up in their 4x4's for their annual get together !! Only me and the Head Chef on site, got them fed and watered, they finally left at 4 in the morning as pissed as parrots !!!

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, you watered the vets. Like they are flowers. Sorry, I'm in a weird mood this morning.

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    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when a bus full of hockey players drives into your parking lot!!!!

    Tami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also 10 minutes before closing!

    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just got a foot of snow today. People are still rolling thru the drive thrus

    Michele Clarke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! The worse the weather the busier!!

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..or when they order deliver even tho they know its a storm.

    Judith Isles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too true, they're unbelievable.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airlines, too. "What do you mean the flight's cancelled/late?

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    #19

    When You Wash Your Chef Coat And Forget To Take The Sharpies Out Of Your Pocket

    When You Wash Your Chef Coat And Forget To Take The Sharpies Out Of Your Pocket

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    Dana
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger my Dad left a pen in one of his work shirts and accidentally put it into the wash with my teddy bear: I was inconsolable until he came out of the wash again clean again (the bear, not my father)

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story was good enough, until I read the part in parentheses. I couldn’t breathe for laughing.

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    Jessica Metzler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel personally attacked by this Lmao

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have washed my husbands wallet before now

    Mayrene Chester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to figure this pic out. Thank goodness for comments

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my kids did this, 2 cans of hair spray later the dryer and everything that went through were good as new!

    _
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For and extra dose of fun, wash and dry a Chapstick

    #20

    When You Compare Sheet Pan Burns With Other Chefs

    When You Compare Sheet Pan Burns With Other Chefs

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man I grabbed a biscuit pan with my thumb hooked on top and a rag covering my fingers. This &#$@ girl took it out of oven and handed it straight to me when I was walking by to get something else. She just turned and shoved it in my hand kinda. The whole inside bottom part of my thumb was one huge bubble. Got off work a few days because it was nasty and had to stay bandaged on my main hand. People don't want you putting plates of food in front of them with a bandaid or finger condom touching plates or drinks.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a mark on my arm from when I was 18 and working in a kitchen, burnt on the side of pan lengthwise.

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even with non cooks .. i love baking and i have more than 5 scars on me from baking

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look for the bright side...

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hit my forearm on the inside of a 400 F oven and i have the scar to prove it... i thought i would be fine but it started to hurt

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a scar from a pizza oven. Thirty five years later.

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, I got the tour and he was like “This is my vape room”

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah thats outside in the back . ( were the trash cans be)

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    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (*rage filled eyes*) I'm going out back to break down boxes.

    Carol Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School lunch lady here. Freezer door shuts, theres a vacuum so the door won't open again for a few seconds. There is a sign on the inside of the door explaining this and says not to panic if it closes when you're inside. I panic every single time.

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a shift leader, I would send people to the walk-in to "cool off" when I though they needed to cry.

    Jules Caldwell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you're a douche. Maybe offer to run their food or do something to help??? Nah, Imma tell em when to cry.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And punch the French fry boxes

    #22

    The Fact That No One Can Recognize You Outside Of The Kitchen

    The Fact That No One Can Recognize You Outside Of The Kitchen

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is worse for a nurse...

    Lisa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gatekeeping this is too much. It's too much Hans.

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    Renate Stargardt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who worked in a bank. Outside of job, neither customers ... and sometimes even colleagues, recognized him. It was a significant difference. From suit with a tie, to ripped jeans and t-shirt, piercings in his ears and eyebrow ... showing all of his tattoos ... and he had lots of them! Oh ... and just for clarification ... that was more than 30 years ago ...

    Jessica Metzler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my glasses off at work one day and people thought they hired someone.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way you'd look that good in the kitchen. For one thing - who actually wears a toque while working? It's basically only for photos like this so you don't get confused with a dentist. Your face isn't sweaty, the baby hairs along your hairline haven't frizzed and your mascara isn't running.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahhh. The cuts and burn on wrists and forearms always give you away :)

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    #23

    When You Have A Double Sinus Infection And Bronchitis

    When You Have A Double Sinus Infection And Bronchitis

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    Hugh Cookson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I once worked for a week with a broken wrist (in plaster) because we were short staffed and busy !! Not as bad a friend of mine though, he came to work with concussion, got sent off to the hospital where an X Ray determined that he had a hairline skull fracture.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because every git and their wife think they can open a restaurant/cafe and sell good food for cheap. Which means cutting costs somewhere else. To run a successful business you should have enough staff to cover when someone else can't come. You should always be overstaffed, but restaurants/cafes typically barely have sufficient staff if that. So, the staff have to do more to carry the business, and still the profit goes to the owner. So, just don't work for those places. Let them die. They're a charity, at the expense of the staff. It'd be better if restaurants were run by people who understood what it takes.

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    Toasty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This list pertains to the service industry. If you can stand, you are working. Just how it is.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's just how sickness snd germs spread and pandemics start

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    hydrostatic joints
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is a nurse and at her job, they literally don't have the Flu in their list of things you can get off of work for.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing as how nurses with a mild case of COVID are still required to work, I’m not surprised.

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they tell you that you can’t call out sick unless you have a doctor’s note when they don’t even provide decent insurance

    Luther von Wolfen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut hand. Went to hospital for stitches. Came back to get my jacket. Head cook told me to get on the line. Got on the line.

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, after my shift, Idrove straight to the hospital and was there for a week with pneumonia.

    Annett Nyrud
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You did not go to work the next day??! Were you not fired?

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    Henry Saravia-Melara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a women with a broken finger still had to go to work with a BROKEN FINGER

    Jessica Metzler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a sprained ankle, torn wrist tendons, worn rotator cuff, threw out my back more than once, I have arthritis in both hands and have worked with migraines multiple times.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

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    Wrong, because there are civilized countries where sick people stay home instead of going to work and spreading their germs all over the place.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that does not include the US. Unfortunately probably never will.

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    #24

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    David Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in a movie theatre snack bar, these were actually put away every night for mopping, and I was expected to bring them back out on my opening shifts five days a week; Guess who invested in his own boxes of disposable gloves on day one

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are feet stress relief mats for those standing all day. Also notorious for collecting crap.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! True. Never ever move these without gloves, if you attempt that, you’re a monster

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! The mop water that comes from these things will melt through your Shoes for Crews!!! Lolololol!!

    bro momento
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those things have more diseases than an anti-handwashing convention

    Jake E
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the chef is having a super bad day and that he spells accidentally wrong.

    Pikachu_is_drawing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the F** is that thing? And why does it hurt?

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pressure was and disinfectant

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    #25

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Candied Lemon rind with Lemon infused jellied roe, garnished with fresh lemon mouse. Enjoy!”

    Den Tweed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ask the bar staff for a bottle of tequila...

    Jessica Metzler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why make lemonade, when you can blow peoples' minds!

    #26

    I Have Some Bad News For This Guy...

    I Have Some Bad News For This Guy...

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister,s wife start smoking because otherwise she could'nt have break while working in the kitchen.

    Toasty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, most of us do smoke, but I feel it should be done discreetly.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont care as long as they dont smoke near my food

    Calypso poet
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really would have hated when smoking was allowed indoors and our cook would clean her ears out with matches from our promotional matchbooks we put in the ashtrays 😂

    A Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how little do they know on what happens behind closed doors (private lives).

    april janzen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. I was taught how to clean those gross ass mats..put those mats in the dishwasher..and that was about once a month..lol let dishwasher run one cycle , to of course to clean the dishwasher, then load it with pots and pans that all the food was cooked or prepped on.....

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh - well, about 2/3's of all restaurant staff smoke... so go make your food at home!

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Private club in the late 80's - the chef smoked, and we never got inspected. Ashtrays on every prep table. Loved it.

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    #27

    The Phantom Printer Noises You Hear While You Sleep

    The Phantom Printer Noises You Hear While You Sleep

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    Michele Clarke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg YES!! Many a nightmare about this f*****g thing!

    Ashley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I work there is a dumbwaiter. (Restaurant is one floor down from the kitchen)Every ticket gets at least 2-3 phone calls. I have PTTD (Post Traumatic Ticket Disorder).

    Jessica Metzler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hallucinate this sound all the time.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. i kept hearing the eject noise in among us for a while like that!

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing worse than the noises docket printers make is a docket printer that doesn't make noise.

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I think about it, when I was a waitress the chefs were kinda stuck up. Like they were better because they can make eggs professionally.

    YoChicken
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'make eggs proffesionally' thats just awesome

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "chef" is a specific type of cocaine addict.

    comics
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh ya only student wise

    Ronald Morrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chef was swamped, my wife, the server, offered to help. Expertly flipped a couple of eggs for over easy. Chef begged her to show him how to do it.

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    #29

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    Toasty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, plus everyone scrambles around throwing hats on their heads. Cracks me up every time.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sitting in the office, which has a clear view of the entire galley. See health inspector walk in on the cameras. Yell at the servers in the galley he's here and to start checking dates and tell the cooks. Get deer in the headlights stare. Keep yelling. Guy walks in, just out of sight of galley but a couple feet from office. I keep yelling, with same result. He comes and stands with me. I point to him and yell some more. One person, ONE, finally starts doing something. Inspector looks at me and says "Well, you tried." He keeps standing there, manager finally comes out of kitchen, does a double take. Chews me out later for not saying anything.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I just can't relate to any of this. No one seems yo have any work ethic, pride, common sense, or care about the health, wellbeing, and happiness of others. SICK

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Code red! Scramble!”

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely different in Australia. You see health inspectors as frequently as ticket inspectors on buses - rare to never. Even then there's usually some forewarning to the manager - will be in between these dates.

    Jessica Petersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saved our asses from (most likely) failing a health check, due to a cheap ass owner and lazy staff. Just went around the kitchen and salad bar, if it was open, it was in the trash. Had to. This guy was so cheap, he had the bartenders save empty bottles, so he could refill them either 1:3 water/liquor or a whole different, cheaper brand altogether.

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when cooks turn stuff off early, because customers inevitably come in late. And then the cooks yell at servers because they put an order in. But you can’t tell customers “no” because then managers yell at servers too. Servers: damned if you do, or damned if you don’t.

    OhForSmegSake
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More restaurants/cafes need to normalise telling customers that the kitchen is closed for the night. Cleaning takes forever and rebooting everything for one table is frustrating and a waste of time. Let them eat cake and coffee.

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    RavenClaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and 25 people wander in when the restruaut closes in 5 seconds

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then as you serve them, 3 more come in...

    Unaffected
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia once the kitchen closes that's it.If the restaurant closes at 10 pm the kitchen closes at 9pm.No way you'll get a meal