In today’s world, reviews are a strong factor for any business. Good reviews can bring a business to new heights and bad reviews can burn it to the ground. And sometimes, awful reviews can turn out for the best.

Twitter user MaxKriegerVG posted a review in the form of a tweet thread about one of the recently redesigned Cheesecake Factory restaurants. It is a detailed and intricate account of one man’s experience, yet hilariously ridiculous how no better words could describe it all.

Twitter user MaxKriegerVG went on a rant that ended up being an accurate review of the Cheesecake Factory

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

The idea behind this design originally was to appeal to a variety of “regular Joes” with a luxuriously exotic feel. Even the designer himself admits that it looks horrible, but he still managed to do it justice by creating an almost Las Vegas feel to it. And the world got a hilarious review about it!

Rarely does a review embrace such colorful terms as “postmodern design hellscape” and compare interior decorations to Sauron’s Eye. Rarely does “Victorian”, “Egyptian” and “Rococo” appear in a single sentence when describing the design style. Rarely does a rant come out as an accurate and entertaining review.