“Chaotic Neutral”: 50 People Who Are Neither Good Nor Bad And Hilariously Act As They Please

Aha! Get it with the think does I do.

calm down there satan

I'd be using my telekinesis to shoplift and water breathing abilities to find a cool place to sleep in the summer.

*Me contemplating whether or not to try this*

Love this!

I hate it when I sponteously create teeth. Especially while kissing..

I should be sleeping right now but instead I'm laughing at these.

That's amazing.

Atleast, it is not a generic "Sorry we don't accept you" letter

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A true American hero.

Slightly off topic. Reminds me of my linguistics classes. I'd often be the only European (everyone else was Korean and Korean American, mostly), so sometimes I'd have to read phrases in languages I can read, but am not fluent in, such as German, for example. I can read it pretty well, though, because I studied it, and was good too, but I forgot it all.

Now this is a party I'd support

if i was this guy i would have gone a bit further with that conversation

There used to be a weird tradition around here of leaving cabbages with angry faces carved into them as a prank. So any sort of face would make that watermelon much more interesting.

It's NY and they got everything but their cash, wallet and metro card back. They're very lucky

Never, ever talk while in a public toilet. It's rule 1

This is hilarious

I dont like this at all

Bahahaha

You must be rich, I imagine a grocery trip would cost you hundred of dollars

You only have one fork? This is not cutlery.

Then wouldn't it be a Brick Shelf?

How did he even get up there?

Being oppositional just for the sake of it. Keeping the dream alive.

Hahhaha stone cold

There's a show like this called the "Pretender."

Even if you don't die, you will be deaf..

*insert dolores madrigal noises*

Nice title

Trying to explain it to the lockpicker: "Uhmm, you see, it's not my door..."

Indiana be like

"why would you say that" BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Where can I get these???!!!!

uno reverse

There is always a way to escape regulations

There is an assembly drawing, right?

He was way ahead of his time.

Perfect for applying tung oil.

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I’m listening.

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That must have been one hell of a massage, where can I get one?

Then I’d be the most annoying person on the bus

Eating while driving? Yes, that's illegal.

Or google "why are google stocks suddenly going down" and enjoy the chaos.

This note is trash, left ear should be higher than right

It looks like squidward

Good question, I've only had it with the peel once and it wasn't too good so I eat mine without the peel

Why…just why

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This is chaotic good

The face of evil!

Actually, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the lights

awww!

Why? Because they look cool, that's why.

If it works it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's sweet.

What a waste of cake. Just give me that fresh apple or the apple pie/cake. No need to spoil it with unhygienic boxes.

That abomination looks like pizza mixed with puppy pug rolls.

They should switch to boomerang

Edit the comment and switch out words like "liberal/conservative" for their opposite.

BUT WHY.

That's horrible but I'm laughing

The hashtags!!

Considering he probably murdered a guy he might be chaotic evil, not chaotic neutral.