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The question of the day is: have you ever put a fried egg in a cash register?

Pandas, if you’re eating or drinking anything right now, we genuinely advise you to set it aside for the next few minutes. No, seriously. What you’re about to see is so deep down the rabbit hole of food that you might end up losing your appetite for the foreseeable future. In short, you’re about to see some stuff that’s so far outside our comfort zones that we’re lost in this culinary jungle of madness.

And it’s all thanks to the ‘Recipes With Chaotic Energy’ Instagram page. The social media project, also going by ‘Chaotic Foods,’ does exactly what it says on the dark-food-gods-worshipping tin: it documents the most bizarre, random, and flabbergasting images and videos of food on the interwebz. It's FoRbIdDeN fOoD.

Whatever you’re imagining right now, Pandas, it’s so much worse. The [cringes internally] ‘banana bread’ (notice the air quotes?) alone is worth some sort of award for its ability to break our minds. And all the rest are pics that really stretch the definition of food, cooking, and internet memes to the limit. Seriously, we've never seen edible ingredients used in these types of contexts before.

If you think you know what good and bad taste is, scroll down to have your preconceptions challenged. Don’t forget to upvote all the pics that made you go, ‘Wait, what?!’, and let us know in the comments which of these recipes you might be willing to try out. Would you like to confess the strangest things you’ve ever made in the kitchen? We’re all ears. The kitchen priest is in the house, and all he smells is sin.

More info: Instagram | Twitter

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Rob Chapman
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4 years ago

Pineowlpple

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    "Your failure to supply tuna as instructed means you will not see the sun rise tomorrow"

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    Ms. Human Being
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    4 years ago

    I do not have the patience to ever do something like that

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    Wubbleyew
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    4 years ago

    Ogres are like onions though

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    Gaya Knust
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    4 years ago

    To be honest, if it weren't for the "real" picture I'd never have know the first one wasn't legit

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    Gul Dukat
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    4 years ago

    I hate you too, broccoli!

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    KENOBI
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    4 years ago

    AHHHHHG, RUNNNNN THE CANIBBLES ARE COMING!!!!

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    The world famous "Wafer Tower"

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago

    Just Munch on it.

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    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Lifetime regret in 3...2...1...

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    Gaya Knust
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    4 years ago

    Well, hi there!

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    Gosiaatje
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    4 years ago

    Awww...

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    Gul Dukat
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    4 years ago (edited)

    "I am Grootato!"

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    Fishy Squid
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    4 years ago

    *nom*

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    Ever Roux
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    4 years ago

    Oh wow. This person must have patience I can only dream of 🙃

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Lockdown goals.

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    Rain the dragon rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    “mom dad's playing with the food”

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    Fishy Squid
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    4 years ago

    I see no difference

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    Evelyn
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    4 years ago

    Could be repurposed as a weapon??

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    KENOBI
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    4 years ago

    That’s actually really impressive

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    Gaya Knust
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    4 years ago

    One of them is the forbidden ice cream lol

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    Gul Dukat
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Disaster in the making since the cry of the Mandrake is fatal to anyone who hears it.

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    amelia Van der Byl
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    4 years ago

    dori

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    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A paracado

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    Jonas Grinevičius
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    4 years ago

    Water vs. the cooler Water

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    KENOBI
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    4 years ago

    This can has gained all the power in the world!!

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    Nicole Cabrera
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    4 years ago

    Heeeey yooooou guuuuuuuys!!

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    4 years ago

    I need this chair. It'll go great with my jellybean bag and iced bun coffee table

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    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is mildly disturbing...

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    OwenHasADHD
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    4 years ago

    I love how surprised he looks

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    Juan Ghote
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    4 years ago

    One of these is Starbucks, the other is in a cup...

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    Evelyn
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    4 years ago

    "Carl hated dress shopping"

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    Evelyn
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    4 years ago

    I see nothing chaotic, just zen

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    We heard you like sushi so we put sushi in your sushi...

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    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Preposterous!

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    Eloise Winter
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ah yes the majestic worm of gummy

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    Gul Dukat
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    4 years ago

    Nevermind that it's way too much food for one. But I'm really interested how she managed to bake that cake in the microwave.

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    Amy Bindokas
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    4 years ago

    I do love the smell of bacon!

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    KENOBI
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Just why why did you have to do this to me!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

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    Evelyn
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    4 years ago

    Cinderella and her pickle stagecoach! (Also this image is cursed)

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    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "O Canada! Where eggs are good as cash!"

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    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Put it in the microwave. Should still be good.

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    4 years ago

    Angeled eggs

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    olx
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    yup and then at the end of the year it tries to flame me with my "weirdest combination" of mother mother and simon and garfunkle

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I. Don't. Care. I just need my food

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    Gul Dukat
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    4 years ago

    10/10 would buy

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    Gaya Knust
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    4 years ago

    "Hey, humans, how about some sharing, huh?"

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    Rain the dragon rider
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    4 years ago

    is that popcorn?!?

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    Evelyn
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    4 years ago

    *Meanwhile my mother flipping them over with her fingers*

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    OwenHasADHD
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    4 years ago

    You evil, evil person.

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    Rain the dragon rider
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    4 years ago

    and that,is the life cycle,kids

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    PandaJon
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    4 years ago

    Waiter! There's a hair on my pizza

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    KENOBI
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    4 years ago

    Someone is very evil 👿 very very evil 😈

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    KENOBI
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    4 years ago

    Definitely not a choking hazard

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    Spider
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    4 years ago

    Someone has been murdered in that room.

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    Owen
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    4 years ago

    Is that an ironing board made of ground meat?

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    Owen
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    4 years ago

    Now THAT'S a cheese sandwich!

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    Ever Roux
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    4 years ago

    And here I was thinking I'd already seen everything.

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    Esha
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    4 years ago

    Mom said I was the new Gordon Ramsey though...

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    Juan Ghote
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    4 years ago

    Gainz for the pizza, pizza for the gainz = infinity loop.

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    Ms. Human Being
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    4 years ago

    Not disturbing at all

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    Nunya Business
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    4 years ago

    What a HOG!

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    Fishy Squid
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    4 years ago

    The invasion has started

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    amelia Van der Byl
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    4 years ago

    only thing I want in my bag

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    Bob Patterns
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    4 years ago

    This is definitely a cops bike

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    eeeeeeeee
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    4 years ago

    The lady and the tramp - grey shades edition.

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    Evelyn
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    4 years ago

    Okay but the pinky up makes it fancy

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    Rain the dragon rider
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    4 years ago

    the hat is smiling

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    Jan Rosier
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    4 years ago

    Now there's one goregrind-bandname I am able to read

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    Aman Varkkey
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    4 years ago

    Crisis core flashback

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    hailiepup
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    4 years ago

    Wu Tang Flan. Yum

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    Spider
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    4 years ago

    Pure. Sadness.

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    Miocha
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    4 years ago

    Banana bread

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago

    Kid’s nuggets were too hot.

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    I' Gomez & Morticia's kid
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    4 years ago

    I like the mug

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    Wubbleyew
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    4 years ago

    This chicken is RAW!

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    Autistic apricot
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    4 years ago

    As long as they don’t get wet?

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    Rain the dragon rider
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    4 years ago

    is that a phone between the bread???

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    amelia Van der Byl
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    4 years ago

    Finish this for $50000

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    Rob Chapman
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    4 years ago

    And now, for my next song, that childhood classic......"On Top Of Spaghetti"

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    Prince Zuko
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    4 years ago

    heh...

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