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I Illustrate Literal Meanings Of Words And Word Combinations, And Here Are 40 Of The Newest Ones
I'm a Swedish mother (yes, despite the "dad" humor) of two who grew up in a small French village where I felt I never quite fit in. My mother is a Tarot-reading Buddhist, and my father was a Russian aristocrat. When we moved to London, I learned to worship tea and the English language. How do I like my tea? Warm and bitter but surprisingly nice, just like myself.
After a BA in Product Design and ten years in the UK, I moved back to Stockholm to work as an interior designer. And now, on my Instagram account, it's my mission to make the world a little sillier, one ridiculous pun at a time. As I mentioned earlier, I love the amazing possibilities that the English language offers to word nerds like me. I do sometimes worry that I'll run out of puns, and then I remember that there are an estimated 170,000 words currently in use in the English language. So I should be all right. At least for a coming couple of years…
I've also been on Bored Panda previously, so if you'd like to check the older collection of my works, then make sure to click here.
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#1
Goose Bumps
Final score:
107points
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#2
Knight Owl
Final score:
103points
#3
Sleeping Pill
Final score:
103points
#4
Eye Shadow
Final score:
99points
#5
Pepper Spray
Final score:
88points
#6
Super Glue
Final score:
87points
#9
Coconut Milk
Final score:
82points
#10
Sweat Pants
Final score:
80points
#12
Usbee
Final score:
76points
#13
Star Fish
Final score:
73points
#14
Bottle Cap
Final score:
70points
izuku midoriya 3 years ago
yo know all you have to do is put straws on the sides then you don't have to pick up the bottle ever again
#15
Clown Fish
Final score:
66points
#16
Fish Fingers
Final score:
66points
Take me to dinner first 3 years ago
Why is its left hand on the right side??????????????? Cursed
#17
Buffalo Bill
Final score:
64points
#18
Fire Crackers
Final score:
63points
#19
Peanut Butter Cup
Final score:
60points
Sophisticated Corgi 3 years ago
The best kind of trophy. Unless you're allergic to peanuts, than that's quite unfortunate.
#20
Key Board
Final score:
57points
#21
Straight Face
Final score:
56points
#22
Squeaky Clean
Final score:
56points
River wolf 3 years ago
My grampa likes trying to squeak me and my sibling’s ears after baths and showers.
#23
Carry All
Final score:
55points
#24
Alley Cats
Final score:
54points
the shrimp whisperer 3 years ago
NOOO doNt sTrike tHem dOWnnnnnn :(( noooooo :( do not hurt the wittle meow meows :(((
#25
Sharp Dresser
Final score:
52points
#27
Milk Man
Final score:
49points
izuku midoriya 3 years ago
i honestly thoght there was going to be a milk carten with arms and lags with a face
#28
Belly Laugh
Final score:
49points
#29
Looking Sharp
Final score:
48points
#31
Sharp Cheese
Final score:
45points
#33
Water Shed
Final score:
42points
#34
It Sucks
Final score:
41points
River wolf 3 years ago
Haha, so true, in more than one way. This is what’s killing the sea turtles, people!
#37
U-Kelele
Final score:
38points
#38
Green Fingers
Final score:
37points
#39
Sticky
Final score:
32points
#40
Straight Jacket
Final score:
28points
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