Artist SketchyCrab is well known in the subreddit r/RoastMe for bringing our the worst in people. Believe it or not, there are actually quite a few people that ask him for a mockery. I don't know about you guys, but I respect these brave volunteers! It takes enormous courage and self-confidence to laugh at your flaws.
Would you be up for the challenge? Be careful, though. SketchyCrab will definitely magnify all your imperfections, because nothing gets past this artist's sharp eye.