50 Of The Most Accurate Capitalism Tweets And Jokes That Prove We Already Live In A Dystopia

This is a tax credit scam. The grocery store makes a donation in their name with all the money collected and gets a tax credit.

believe in America

homeless man gets 180 months ceo gets 3.33333333333 years

The brainwashing to get the buy-in is what is amazing.

how could we possibly sacrifice rich peoples yacht money?!

Try leasing poverty. Go to the laundromat instead of using your own machine, cash a check at Amscot/WU instead of at your own bank, or try some rent-to-own furniture. You'll see just how expensive it is to be poor.

For some reason lots of people like to attack single mothers and think that because they need a bit of extra support they are a drain on society. What about all the fathers who did a runner and don't help to support their offspring. The pro-birthers don't want women to have abortions but also don't want to help support the child once it is separate human.

Power to the people Veggie Tales!

yes, but they still love them and thats what matters

...not to mention increasing access to info that shows us what other countries do.

Because the wealthy own the news and they made sure that s**t stayed quiet

The glasses below should show cracks as well

wise words form a wise woman

who cares about healthcare? what REALLY matters is that our precious overpriced buffalo wings are still available

Yes

And their bios say ‘self-made’

Damon Tripodi - Nobody likes you Damon. It's not because you're a horrible person, though. It's because you're a horrible person who seems compelled to share his unpleasant opinions about everything.

It usually is the rich parents... or having a family to fall back on.

It’s literally that simple. Except for me i make the distinction between just capitalism vs unregulated capitalism.

Stole the job from a unionized mouse, obviously.

To be fair, I've not got an issue with someone getting a leg up from their parents. I would do it for my kids. It's when the person being helped pulls the ladder up after them, and adopts an 'I'm alright Jack' attitude, that there is a problem.

WHO NEEDS T W E N T Y F I V E BATHROOMS

Trump goes on the show to get some $ to pay his debts. Gets answers wrong, sues the show for being losers and fake. He rightfully won and in fact got the answers right - like "what is the capital of Florida?"and he says Mar a Lago.

Ye what more do they need like what do they do just make us money defiantly not

even if a rich person is supernaturally terrorised I still really doubt they'd share

why...?

Lol. They actually fire half of the staffs

That only comes out to 16.82285 billion. Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is sitting in his $250 million estates counting his billions.

Such a good point

What the hell even is gumption?

what a kind and generous man!

and yet all of that is invisible to the eyes of politicians

No kidding. What customer is going through the checkout line throwing hissy fits and elbows because someone is sitting while scanning?

The internet was made for fun by nerds. Then capitalists charged for access to it. History in a fortune cookie.

Ask a capitalist why they hate socialism and they'll say " it's socialism"

They'll notice when you use that first vacation day and treat you like a slacker. :)

The lack of compassion all around is staggering.

Ah, the new hire orientation 'unions are bad' video.

Hmmmm yes does he have it

The thing is, though, the types of socialism that people want aren't even the opposite of capitalism. With the type of mixed economy that exists now, it is actually possible for the system to become both more socialist and more capitalist at the same time.

You think you can buy the joker? He burns the freakin' money!

Communism is also bad though. And unnecessary because there are a lot of other good ideas to solve the problems in the current system.

"Deserves or is entitled to?" = "Potato or potatoe?"

Also, vegging in the street for scraps is now illegal and the jails charge.

Shh the cancel culture squad might overhear you and declare this offensive

good news! it seems like everyone wants to buy it!

Wow clowny is there to entertain you while you are in serious debt and need to work work and work until your body disnagrates

New Zealand closes its department stores whenever we go into soft lockdown and also banned online shopping from department stores when we were in our strict lockdown. This gets rid of covid so well that we usually don’t have to deal with the situation this person is describing, but I notice that this is never the kind of solution that people like this are looking for...

Well, in communist countries you work to make the party oligarchs rich, only they pose as servants of the people.

what are you talking about? every single one of those generic, harmful, plastic bottles has a unique and original design!

Lol yikes

Just hold tight! It's about to trickle down......any second now.....

Reminds me of my father.

blocking a comment by the shiet-head Damon Tripodi.

Wow you found a why millions of people are homeless and the 1% of the population is living in there mansions while having billons of dollars they hoard instead of donating it to the millions of people witch could save lives and make the economy better and have less people is the streets

Communism wasn't great for the Soviet Union due to significant high-level corruption. Capitalism is working out exactly the same...

Thanks heavens for our free ambulances

A person making $50,000 a year will too.

We're 30 years too late on the global warming thing. I deeply apologize to all future generations and those who will live long enough to see the consequences of people dismissing recycling or mass transit as "inconvenient" in 1980 but will now cry when their beachfront rental is underwater. It wasn't me, but I apologize anyway. Some of us try. We really have tried. We will always try. But it's us vs the billions, and it's strange how people think a livable ecosystem isn't important until they're dying...

I call it going into stasis.

So many of them were on the minimum wage thread here.

For many years I've been saying my brain is social democrat while my heart is anarchist. Now my heart is slowly taking over.

I disagree. Most people do want to work. They just don't want to work for someone else.

Do you really have freedom, tho? Can you go out at night... alone... as a woman? Can you life a normal fearless life without being harrest, being called names or suspected of any crime... as a person of color? Can you take the time of getting better, when you are sick?

what an incredibly hard and difficult choice, I really had to think hard about this one

“Oops! All Capitalism”