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40 Cursed Cakes From “Cakes With Threatening Auras”
They say that a picture’s worth a thousand words. Well, some cakes are worth a thousand nightmares. Cakes are usually midnight-snack-fuel, but the Cakes With Threatening Auras Twitter shows us that they can be nightmare-fuel, too.
Scroll down, upvote the cursed cakes you liked the most, and let us know in the comments what the worst cake you’ve ever seen in your life was. Just make sure you’re not eating anything while you’re enjoying this list. I might have choked on my croissant when I saw some of these baked fails.
The Cakes With Threatening Auras Twitter account has more than 141k followers who came for the hilariously bad cakes and stay for the delicious(ly insidious) content. Meanwhile, in order to learn more about what not to do when baking cakes and where the line between good and bad cakes is, Bored Panda reached out to talented Canadian cake maker and designer Darci, founder of Kake by Darci. Scroll down for our interview with her.
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JustCallMeKat 6 years ago
This cake isn't cursed, its adorable! Are you saying cats are cursed??
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Vic 6 years ago (edited)
This is no talent, where's the air in the bag?😂😂
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SirPatTheCat 6 years ago
It's not cursed, the actual category is "cakes that have a threatening aura" and bp added the cursed part. Assuming it's threatening because it's so good and would fool most people at first
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Henry Cheves 6 years ago
Just like me to rip the "bag" open and get my hands covered with it, and then drop it in surprise.
Delonnie Torres 6 years ago
if that's cake then that means everything is cake:O even i'm cake!
Bender Bending Rodríguez 6 years ago
You know what...I wouldn't mind actually.
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Cami Potter 6 years ago
What if that's an actual Doritos bag and they just cut off the corner, put in some cardboard to create a flat surface, and painted it to make it look like a cake? You never know!
Seymour Heiney 6 years ago
I really like Doritos nacho cheese chips and this would have pissed me off because they were no chips.
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Sue Hazlewood 6 years ago
Nice cake. I suspect that the caterer was told the buyer wanted nothing on top.
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Evelína Zlá 6 years ago
I like it... it´s cute in a weird way and someone really tried hard...
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Trying so hard thinking 6 years ago
I guess this question is asked by everyone who is going through an existential crisis or depression.
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Toujin C'Thlu 6 years ago
I remember I was at a restaurant years ago, and I overheard someone ask a server what a crab cake looked like. I'm wondering if this is what they were imagining.
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Rabbit Carrot 6 years ago
Cake is cake. Its all good to eat once you can get passed how it looks.
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Rabbit Carrot 6 years ago (edited)
Stuff of nightmares. Someone needs to fix it in post production before it’s released.
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Monty Is Fiennes 6 years ago
Oh I know this one.... this was from Amber Heard to Johnny Depp....
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Truth Monster 6 years ago
Nothing starts a marriage off right like cake toppers of arguably the worst movie marriage ever
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ChimeraBubbles 6 years ago
Break-up cake? You can at least yeet it at the person breaking up with you if you're upset about it.....
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Niamh McVeigh 6 years ago
I feel that a screenshot of the cake from Coraline is kind of cheating.
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BananaGirl 6 years ago
I don't see how all of them are cursed, there are some ones in there, these people have talent! Also, why would you care what it looks like, it's cake JUST EAT IT.
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago
The actual twitter account is "cakes with threatening auras" so if you look at some of the good ones with that in mind it makes more sense. E.g the really realistic Doritos one is good, but it's so realistic it's threatening.
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Sara Rodrigues 6 years ago
There are some well decorated cakes and then there are nightmare inducing cakes... But in the end, cake is cake! Just eat it all :p
Doggo Georgia 6 years ago
Even the pickle hot dog one with dip inside would be good for a snack, but the only one I'm unsure of is the all hot dog cake.
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Little Dino 6 years ago
lol, I just came from Julie Simon's cake post and these were...something. But, some were pretty good! :)
Rose the Cook 6 years ago
A lot of time and effort went into some of these. As for the rest practice, practice, practice.
Oskar vanZandt 6 years ago (edited)
Most of these are culinary atrocities and a few look too good to eat...
Go Hawks 6 years ago
To be fair, my cakes really suck. I would try harder, but it's kinda hard to practice on food because you either have to eat it or toss it. I don't have enough people in my life to be sharing cake that often with. I don't know how people do it. Same with bread. I try hard not to waste food.
John Smith 6 years ago
This list originally had 106 cakes in it. Then they edited it to 40 later wasting everyone's time who commented on the deleted cakes.
BananaGirl 6 years ago
I don't see how all of them are cursed, there are some ones in there, these people have talent! Also, why would you care what it looks like, it's cake JUST EAT IT.
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago
The actual twitter account is "cakes with threatening auras" so if you look at some of the good ones with that in mind it makes more sense. E.g the really realistic Doritos one is good, but it's so realistic it's threatening.
Load More Replies... Sara Rodrigues 6 years ago
There are some well decorated cakes and then there are nightmare inducing cakes... But in the end, cake is cake! Just eat it all :p
Doggo Georgia 6 years ago
Even the pickle hot dog one with dip inside would be good for a snack, but the only one I'm unsure of is the all hot dog cake.
Load More Replies... Little Dino 6 years ago
lol, I just came from Julie Simon's cake post and these were...something. But, some were pretty good! :)
Rose the Cook 6 years ago
A lot of time and effort went into some of these. As for the rest practice, practice, practice.
Oskar vanZandt 6 years ago (edited)
Most of these are culinary atrocities and a few look too good to eat...
Go Hawks 6 years ago
To be fair, my cakes really suck. I would try harder, but it's kinda hard to practice on food because you either have to eat it or toss it. I don't have enough people in my life to be sharing cake that often with. I don't know how people do it. Same with bread. I try hard not to waste food.
John Smith 6 years ago
This list originally had 106 cakes in it. Then they edited it to 40 later wasting everyone's time who commented on the deleted cakes.
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