40 Cursed Cakes From “Cakes With Threatening Auras”

Caffeinated Hedgehog 5 years ago

With chocolate surprise inside

5points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

This one's pretty good

13points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

I mean the idea is weird, but the execution is great 😂

11points

Dragonfruit'nrollerskates 5 years ago

This is why we had a toilet paper shortage!! IT WAS CAKE ALL ALONG. (BUM BUM BUUUUMMMMMMM)

8points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

There is so much going on with your comment......

1point

Cake lady 5 years ago

I work in the endoscopy department for my local hospital. Made this one for one of the doc’s 40th birthday!

3points

MantisKeeper 5 years ago

This is amazingly detailed.

3points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I actually like that. It looks well made.

3points

Zophra 5 years ago

Wow, it even has perforations.

2points

Tanja Sclanders 5 years ago

Is it weird that I kinda like it?

2points

Shellia Ventura 5 years ago

Awe s**t, it's a cake.

1point

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Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

255points

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Jumilicious 5 years ago

So much love went into those cakes. Also, fun tradition!

113points

Vic 5 years ago

A cake with a sequel.. that's cool...

4points

Francis 5 years ago

terrible? aer you kidding? those are amazing!

20points

Binxyminxem 5 years ago

That's what I thought! They look great 😊

7points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Well, it's very sweet that your wife is making you cakes.

5points

Niamh McVeigh 5 years ago

Aww. That's really sweet.

5points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

How are these terrible? These are adorable and she is doing a pretty good job despite likely not have access to baking tools like a pastry bag and piping multiple tips. These are really sweet.

4points

Linda HS 5 years ago

She's a keeper!🙃

2points

TheGirlFromTheNorth 5 years ago

I think they're anything but terrible. I wanna marry someone that loving and caring

1point

Bubbs Art 5 years ago

Your wife is a keeper

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

Better than what most people can whip up.

1point

Bird Nerd 4 years ago

Bro I couldn't do the 1st one it looks great

0points

#3

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

255points

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postboredom 5 years ago

Cakes rick-roll you too?

77points

Sarah 5 years ago

Can someone please explain rick-rolling to me? I know that song, but not the term.

0points

Francis 5 years ago

thanks. now the song is stuck in my head again for ages

19points

True Blue 5 years ago

THATS TWICE I'VE BEEN RICK-ROLLED TODAY!

10points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

oh, the puns :)

5points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

That cake sure let me down though.

3points

Pusfarm 5 years ago

You've been Cake-Rolled! Mmmm, that sounds yummy!

2points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

Did I just get rick rolled..

2points

Sharon Hyatt 5 years ago

What does 'rick-rolled' mean ? (sorry if i'm being a little dense...)

0points

Hinata Hyūga 4 years ago

When the cake Rick rolls you

1point

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Yes, I did sing along.............

1point

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

😂

1point

Baker Darci told us all about the main major mistakes that people tend to do when making cakes. "I would probably say the most common mistakes are wrong order of ingredients added in to the recipe. Very important for baking as it’s a science!" she pointed out that we have to be very meticulous when baking.

Darci added that not weighing ingredients, as well as over- and under-mixing them can also be problematic. "All of these small factors can make or break the cake!"

According to the Canadian baker, the line between good and bad cakes becomes blurred if you overload them by adding too many unnecessary details. "I prefer simple designs and simple details. I feel like you can have a beautiful cake and go overboard with too much—flowers, candy, colors, textures. It can be a fine line between too much and not enough."

#4

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

251points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

That's a nice play on words, but what is the story behind this?

53points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

They’re getting divorced. Someone is celebrating. 😆

35points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

divorce

7points

bryguy 5 years ago

You could probably message the twitter account that posted the cake, ask to see if they know what bakery made the original cake post, then contact the bakery and ask for the buyers information, you'll need to be persuasive. Then call the buyer and ask what the story is behind this. Good luck.

6points

Steve 5 years ago

It's an anniversary cake for a very happy couple that will be together forever

4points

Joseph OReilly 5 years ago

Wild guess here, but my gut tells me a divorce is going on. Not sure though

2points

Ace 5 years ago

two star wars fans had a disagreement

2points

Noriyaki Kakyoin 4 years ago

divorce cake

0points

Hannah Marshall 5 years ago

They're getting a divorce 🤦🏼

0points

Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

Why was I not given this cake?

3points

RitaGG 5 years ago

Really. I would have loved this.

0points

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

dAmN

2points

Emilingo 5 years ago

if it's a divorce cake, shouldn't it be split in half?

1point

Liz 5 years ago

i guess this is what happens when a Trekkie marries a Star Wars fan

1point

Darwinist 5 years ago

Happy divorce day to you..

1point

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

I LOVE this!

0points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!?!!?!?!?!?!?

0points

Sharon Hyatt 5 years ago

I'll bet they are very happy and have a great but a quirky sense of humour !

0points

KeithKoganeForever 5 years ago

I guess mom didn't like his girlfriend?

0points

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Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

245points

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JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

This cake isn't cursed, its adorable! Are you saying cats are cursed??

89points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Umm, I think it is the number and the cats position that makes this “cursed”.

104points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Bless your heart, please keep your innocent mind.

60points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Maybe it's the 69.. 😂

6points

Night Owl 5 years ago

Mine sometimes is

5points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

perfect timing? catcakecom...1bfbd1.png

4points

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 5 years ago

ah hahahahaha

2points

Audrey Smith 5 years ago

I can’t upvote your comment, it’s at 69

1point

Iris_the_kilr 5 years ago (edited)

Please stay innocent

1point

Iris_the_kilr 5 years ago (edited)

lol

1point

Truth Monster 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

teeshy hedding 5 years ago

this is such a great cake, how is it cursed!?!

1point

Veronica Connelly 4 years ago

It says 69... It's a...position...a love making position. The position the cats are in but humans do it..

0points

Noriyaki Kakyoin 4 years ago

it’s cursed because 69

0points

Noriyaki Kakyoin 4 years ago

its cursed because 69…

0points

Kali Stevens 4 years ago

look a LITTLE more

0points

Shreshtha 4 years ago

It's the 69

0points

Júlia Correia 4 years ago

69 man...69...

0points

namo macasaet 4 years ago

uh

0points

Addison Heard 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

gecko 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Cats ARE a curse. (I've got 11 of them.)

-1point

Malakai 5 years ago

If it wasn't for the number this would be an adorable cake. But the number definitely ruins it given the positions and a common, vulgar name for cats...

13points

Stevie 5 years ago

Maybe it's a birthday cake and the person is turning 69? Who knows...

10points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

This also looks like a yin yang cake.

8points

DC 5 years ago

... cats can sixtynine themselves ON THEIR OWN - a second cat is not required.

4points

Jessica Marie 5 years ago

I wonder if they were going for like a ying yang. If so that should've just made opposite color bellies. Otherwise I’m assuming the 69 is for the Cancer astrological sign lol.

4points

Liz 5 years ago

oh my sweet summer child

0points

Ezigma 5 years ago

Just so everyone knows it's not the #69 it's the symbol for the astrological sign for Cancer. The cake maker just messed up a bit.

4points

mph seti 5 years ago

Get your minds out of the gutter. 😉 This could very well be a cake for someone who's a cat lover and also a Cancer.

4points

Lisa Shelton 4 years ago

Or turning 69 years old

0points

Livvy-Rose Richards 5 years ago

Yin Yang kitties

4points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

A 69 cake??? Really?!?!!?

3points

Ben Steinberg 5 years ago

Sure, so you can have your cake and eat it too! /s

3points

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

why does it say the numbers 69 tho...

2points

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Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

240points

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JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

Talent

113points

Vic 5 years ago (edited)

This is no talent, where's the air in the bag?😂😂

5points

BananaGirl 5 years ago

How is this cursed? It's EPIC

23points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

It's not cursed, the actual category is "cakes that have a threatening aura" and bp added the cursed part. Assuming it's threatening because it's so good and would fool most people at first

9points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

This is a well made cake.

11points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

Just like me to rip the "bag" open and get my hands covered with it, and then drop it in surprise.

6points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Totally!

2points

postboredom 5 years ago

Okay. Awesome

6points

ume reid 5 years ago

woah that look so realistic!

4points

mph seti 5 years ago

I would much rather eat the cake than a bag of Doritos. Unless I was drunk...Then Doritos it is.

4points

Linda HS 5 years ago

Nice...👏👏

3points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Wow that's insanely beautiful

3points

Livvy-Rose Richards 5 years ago

Great job

3points

There’s also a Cakes With Threatening Auras Instagram page, but it has just over 5.8k fans. So it looks like most cursed cake lovers can be found over on Twitter rather than IG.

The CWTA page first popped up on Twitter in January 2020 and has been documenting awful, truly awful examples of cake fails ever since.

We’re pretty sure that some of these cakes were made to be intentionally bad. At least we hope. However, others were the results of clumsy mistakes (and maybe Fate messing with some unfortunate bakers). So here are some cake-baking tips to keep in mind so that you can avoid giving your baked goods threatening auras with icing.

#7

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Final score:

233points

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JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

And people call me weird 😬

86points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

Don't they call you Kat?

48points

Göran Karlsson 5 years ago

Love it !!!

13points

Jessica 5 years ago

I do too, its simple and creative! love the butt cheeks

6points

Francis 5 years ago

when you know the youtube video "shrek is love" this gets so much weirder :D

6points

Jus 5 years ago

Why am I always so curious...

4points

hallowed demon 5 years ago

What in the gay unicorn my littl pony was that cursed video

0points

Dale Overturf 5 years ago

My eyes! My eyes! Why? God? Why?

0points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

I have got to stop looking things up

0points

Linda HS 5 years ago

Bathing Shrek???🤦‍♀️😂

4points

vogonpoet 5 years ago

I want this cake for my birthday!

3points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Get out of my swamp?

3points

Panda with Heart 5 years ago

Love the booty

2points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Trek has sunk in quicksand.

2points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Donkey went for help...but never came back for a decade. He saw an interesting boulder on the way.

3points

Monica Reed 5 years ago

HEHEHE

2points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago (edited)

Bonus point if it's a mud cake.

2points

#8

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

224points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

See, even the cake says so lol.

98points

ruthenium the ruther 5 years ago

the cake speaks the truth

7points

E Menendez 5 years ago

If 2020 were a cake...

4points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Sadly, this cake is not a lie.😟

4points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Cake always speaks truth

3points

Go Hawks 5 years ago

Agreed. *Cries in my cake* Sigh....

2points

Emeri Krupp 4 years ago

The cakes are never wrong

0points

AlphaPuck 5 years ago

Yeah the cake and the internet say it so it MUST be the truth...

0points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Ain't that the truth?

9points

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

You aren't wrong

6points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Sweet truth

5points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

2020: Hold my fork.

3points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Replace the roses with trump's face.

3points

Chewie Baron Premium 5 years ago

If it's written in frosting, it's the truth.

3points

Dragonfruit'nrollerskates 5 years ago

Save us

2points

Sarcasm101 5 years ago

This cake is smarter than some trump supporters

1point

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

its true

1point

#9

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

210points

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Loretta 5 years ago

He's seen some s**t.

146points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

You can tell by the bloodshot eyes.

17points

EA 5 years ago

I was thinking more like he’s smoked some sh*t

10points

Jessica 5 years ago

looks like he ate some s**t lol

9points

Darwinist 5 years ago

Look at those bulging ahem, adorable eyes.

7points

TheGayOne 4 years ago

Yeah. Also this is paper mache, not a cake

1point

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

like a mirror, cause that is one disturbing cake.

1point

I Just Changed My Name 5 years ago

And now so have we

1point

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

and drugs

1point

Hinata Hyūga 4 years ago

And better days

0points

David K 5 years ago

Pikachu on meth?

12points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

This is why we don't do drugs, kids

9points

Harley Hoglin 5 years ago

The blood of his last victim still on his cheeks he turns to the next child.

8points

hallowed demon 5 years ago

Why.. just why

0points

5 years ago

Oh no pikachu has fallen into the acid pool!!!

6points

Carlota 5 years ago

Donald Trump looks stunning on this photo

4points

SpongeGarPatar 5 years ago

The best comment by far!!!!!

2points

Jeremy 5 years ago

Better than i could do!

4points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

Pikachu looks like he is having an existential crisis or coming down after a "bad trip"

3points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

I saw that and about threw my computer..

3points

glowworm2 5 years ago

I can't stop laughing at this one!

3points

SpongeGarPatar 5 years ago

Same here!

1point

Baking cakes is exactly like brewing potions at Hogwarts: you have to follow the instructions exactly, otherwise, you’ll mess things up. Unless you’re the Half-Blood Prince, don’t go about improvising. If the recipe says to add half a cup of sugar, don’t plop in a dozen teaspoons of caramel. You can experiment when you’ve got the basics down tight.

You should also try to avoid using stale baking powder and baking soda, according to The Spruce Eats. If you have any left at home that’s older than half a year, toss it out and get some new products. Otherwise, your cake might turn out to be a flop. This is where the importance of proper labeling comes in.

#10

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Final score:

205points

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Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

The only true anatomy of a pig... Butcher, eat your heart out!

42points

Tambot 5 years ago

Sad little piggy. Sniff

11points

MantisKeeper 5 years ago

green is a terrible color for the inside

6points

True Blue 5 years ago

Why is it green inside ew

6points

BlackestDawn 5 years ago

Maybe pistachio cream/paste or something.

4points

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

Pppp porkerface....

5points

ume reid 5 years ago

haha!

4points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

As long as it doesn’t taste like bacon it’s fine by me.

4points

KeithKoganeForever 5 years ago

No cutting inside the lines?

3points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Why is the inside cake green tho?

2points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Is that a cake? I can't tell if it's a cake.

2points

#11

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

194points

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BananaGirl 5 years ago

I wanna know the story behind this one....

95points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)

The cake pretty much tells the story.

32points

PandaJon 5 years ago

um.. he projectile vomited all over her apartment and cat, i'd guess!

21points

Saara-Elina Kaukiainen 5 years ago

I don't.

11points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

I wanna know who the f**k is giving the cat a bath....

9points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

I have so many questions too. Like what we're they doing that lead up to this moment?

8points

Cristian Hain 5 years ago

the person who gave them the cake projectile vomited all over this person's apartment and cat

6points

KeithKoganeForever 5 years ago

Really??

5points

thepinkrobot 5 years ago

I think the cake tells the bulk of the story

4points

Hannah Marshall 5 years ago

Obviously got drunk and projectile vomited over the apartment and cat. It is literally written right there. 🤦🏼🤦🏼

3points

CATMONSTER2018 5 years ago

"And cat"

0points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Sending a cake is one way to apologise.

7points

AJu 5 years ago

Poor cat

5points

Monica Reed 5 years ago

You BARFED IN THE CAT😐

4points

🤮🐱

0points

Reginald Joseph 5 years ago

I would love to have been the bakery taking that order.

3points

Mark 5 years ago

Just hope they cleaned themselves up and washed their hands before they made the cake!

3points

Linda HS 5 years ago

...and cat...🤣

3points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

"Sincerely, Regan"

1point

Courtney Christelle 5 years ago

And cat?

1point

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

And the outside of this cake.

1point

#12

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

192points

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Anne 5 years ago

this one is stunning

93points

Monica Reed 5 years ago

Yes!

4points

postboredom 5 years ago

This one looks too good to eat

5points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Missing, a portion of my face is

4points

5 years ago

Baby Yoda!!!!!

3points

Alexia Alberts 5 years ago

How can you cut that cake I would save it as artwork and show it off. Though it was prob very pricey.

2points

NoodleBear 5 years ago

Awesome

2points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

This is fantastic

2points

Shellia Ventura 5 years ago

It was way too pretty to cut up.

1point

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

So clever!

1point

Vicki Perizzolo 5 years ago

wow!

1point

Something else to keep in mind is to not use cold ingredients. We know that you’re ready to make that amazing cake, but wait for your butter to warm up, so you won’t have globby chunks when you mix your ingredients.

Any single one of these mistakes could make the difference between a gorgeous cake and a cursed failure that gets noticed by the Cakes With Threatening Auras account.

#13

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

188points

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Darko Pešić 5 years ago

TBH this doesnt look bad

70points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Unless there's a cardboard box under there.

0points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Matrix cake...

21points

Saint Thomas 5 years ago

Mmh... déjà vu...

8points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

This is great

8points

Tambot 5 years ago

Matrix cake!

8points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

Portal, "The Cake is a Lie". Nothing to do with The Matrix

6points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

Matrix.... https://mrscakes.wordpress.com/2012/04/06/the-matrix-4-2/

2points

(((Sherlocat))) she/her 5 years ago

People are arguing whether the cake is referencing either Portral, or The Matrix. Surely this cake is for someone who is a fan of _both_? 🎂

1point

Juan Mejias 5 years ago

Jeff is right, 'The cake is a lie' is 100% a Portal reference. Look it up

0points

Mark 5 years ago

But does it taste like chicken ;)

5points

Michelle C 5 years ago

Matrix cake...AWESOME!

4points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago (edited)

Matrix. The spoon is a lie, there is no cake..and damn this is from 2012.

3points

Malakai 5 years ago

???? This one is amazing tho

3points

Pusfarm 5 years ago

There won't be after I'm done with it! Then I'll hear "There is no Tums."

2points

#14

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

180points

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Steve Onyx 5 years ago

When are you giving "Bart"?

41points

Awesome horse lover 5 years ago

That’s baaaaaaaaad

9points

namo macasaet 4 years ago

ew discusting

0points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Sour grapes???

0points

Debbie 5 years ago

Ouch!

0points

I'm A Lazy Panda 5 years ago

Where are her hands???

0points

Panda with Heart 5 years ago

I hope this one was a bad joke

-2points

HigherthantheSky 5 years ago

It's a joke. It's from the "Simpsons" Season 3 Episode 12 when Marge finds out she got pregnant.

5points

#15

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

168points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Those smiley faces say otherwise.

70points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

its a sarcastic thing

3points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

Congrats on the new baby though.

10points

Sophia Krause 5 years ago

Again-

6points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

So he’s the one that got the snip-snip cake?

4points

Mary Dellenbusch 5 years ago

Get fixed dumb a*s!

3points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

Sounds like it might be time for a snip.

3points

bryguy 5 years ago

I can't tell if those are meant as upside down smile faces or right side up smile faces, very different meanings!

3points

Vicki Perizzolo 5 years ago

time for neutering

2points

Thalia Lovering 5 years ago

Was she absent when it happened?

2points

Gregg Bender 5 years ago

"But it was fun..." say the faces.😂

1point

#16

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

167points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

I would be celebrating too.

115points

Cathy Carey 5 years ago

Many have.

1point

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

I'm a fat woman and have been asked if I'm pregnant A LOT, this would be the perfect cake for me: No Baby, just cake.

19points

Slune 5 years ago

You are funny:)

2points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Hooray! For the right person.

8points

Anne 5 years ago

Period cake! (Shouldn't it be chocolate in stead of.. purple?)

5points

Francis 5 years ago

should be a monthly tradition imo :D

12points

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

Phew! Close call, uh?

3points

Yum ube!

2points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

Gonna need more cake.

2points

ume reid 5 years ago

oh..

2points

Linda HS 5 years ago

🍾

2points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Period pastry?

2points

#17

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

164points

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Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

Nice cake. I suspect that the caterer was told the buyer wanted nothing on top.

91points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

Or this was a gift for someone who whished for 'nothing' as his birthday present.

13points

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

Took the order too literally.

5points

HigherthantheSky 5 years ago

--The unintelligent and/or apathetic worker "what do you want written on the cake" -- the person who buys the cake "nothing"

3points

Panda Parade 3 years ago

No reason necessary for cake. Actually, cake itself is worth celebrating.

0points

Sharon Hahn 5 years ago

Beautifully decorated but lousy penmanship.

0points

Chris DiFonso 5 years ago

A cake for nihilists!

0points

Lila Nguyễn 5 years ago

The lie is a cake

0points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Never say "nothing" when there's chocolate.

0points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

Stunning decorations.

0points

#18

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

163points

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Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

I like it... it´s cute in a weird way and someone really tried hard...

76points

Ramona Rhein Premium 5 years ago

Depends. If this is Lilo, it’s traumatizing.

2points

Emeri Krupp 4 years ago

Me after thanksgiving

0points

Emilingo 5 years ago

TBH, it scares me

0points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Stitch looks like it had a meltdown. But, to be fair, fondant work is not easy.

12points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

It's the thought that counts... although...

8points

Percy Chow 5 years ago

Jabba the Stitch!

5points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

That's a cake that will bite back.

4points

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

That's one belligerent cake

4points

Mark 5 years ago

I can completely imagine that being smashed with a baseball bat!

3points

Jessica Marie 5 years ago

He was hanging out with the Pikachu

2points

Kelley Clough Mountain 5 years ago

It looks like Play-Doh

1point

Chewie Baron Premium 5 years ago

Has he got rabies?

1point

#19

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

160points

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Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Yass!!..

44points

BAILEY PANELLI 5 years ago

Nooooo!

6points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Congratulations?

5points

NMN 5 years ago

Maybe someone that had to remove due to cancer and just did the reconstructive surgery?

3points

Mark 5 years ago

Pikachu supporting free the nipple?

2points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

But... Why?

2points

Perry Edward Matthew Franz 5 years ago

I seriously need context on this cake...

1point

Steve 5 years ago

Pikaboob!

1point

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

Nipples

1point

Laurel Bennett 2 years ago

Those are just it's secondary pair of electric sacs tho.

0points

trueuchihaweeb 4 years ago

P I K A P I K A ---chu?

0points

Brock Davis 4 years ago

Pikachu! Use squeeze

0points

#20

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

158points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Thanks for cheering me up.

57points

Monica Reed 5 years ago

Right

2points

Francis 5 years ago

i kinda got an idea for my brothers next birthday :D

5points

Anne Bidstrup 5 years ago

Me too!!

2points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

By the looks of this cake I tend to believe it...

2points

Anamaria Mazer de Toledo 5 years ago

There's poison in the cake . Or in your serving.

1point

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Hope this is not a birthday cake.

1point

O.M.Miki 3 years ago

happy birthday

0points

Savita Belle Thorpe 5 years ago

That just made my day 😊

0points

Sharon Hahn 5 years ago

Maybe recipient had a 'big one' birthday like 40 or higher.

0points

Chris DiFonso 5 years ago

Is that a threat or a promise?

0points

Maripat Webber 5 years ago

Perfect for someone with a dark sense of humor!

0points

#21

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

154points

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postboredom 5 years ago

The ol' snip snip.. LMAO

56points

True Blue 5 years ago

Idgi please explain

5points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

The nicest thing anyone's ever done for me - & the Doctor's business card listed him as "Dr. Snip".

2points

Ben Steinberg 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

Vasectomy celebration party?

3points

Tanisha Finlayson 5 years ago

The good ole vasectomy cake...lol

1point

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Yep, that's the joke! Good job

1point

Bill 5 years ago (edited)

Just remember it is 6 to 9 months before you're shooting blanks. I have a buddy who didn't listen and accused his wife of being unfaithful.

1point

Ben Smith 5 years ago

It's actually 10-15 ejaculations and 2-3 months. So maybe your buddy needs to talk to his wife again.

2points

Brock Davis 4 years ago

So does he mean haircut or no?

0points

Ethan Brooks 5 years ago

s-snip snip of what..?

0points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

The haircut cake.....

0points

funpandy 5 years ago

LMAO

0points

Sharon Attwood 5 years ago

LOL!

0points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago (edited)

Did some hippie get a haircut?

0points

#22

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

153points

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Francis 5 years ago

i need more information to this one!

69points

Shakira Wheelden 5 years ago

same

2points

Elli Rahim 5 years ago

There a burning need to know the story behind this.

13points

Steve 5 years ago

at least it didn't say "again"

4points

QueenoftheSquids 5 years ago

Probly the one Cyrus the Great gave to Croesus~~~

4points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Come on baby

4points

Poysonivy2001 5 years ago

Now I need the back story!

3points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

The hotdog cake would have been more appropriate.

3points

Go Hawks 5 years ago

Yucky

2points

Monica Reed 5 years ago

WHA HOW?

3points

Harley Hoglin 5 years ago

WTF?

3points

Demongrrrrl Premium 5 years ago

Should be in the shape of a fire extinguisher.

1point

#23

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

152points

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Truth Monster 5 years ago

Could have been worse. Could have been white m and m's

91points

Craymoss 5 years ago

But then you couldn’t taste the rainbow.

4points

CATMONSTER2018 5 years ago

Or yellow

3points

Kari Reyes 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

1point

Dpl do 3 years ago

That made me laugh so hard!

0points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

He is pouring M&Ms out of a cup. I'm going with that.

23points

Anne 5 years ago

I..didn't know that that is how M&Ms are made

19points

togcrewsc 5 years ago

I always thought the blue one was male... didn't know he could give birth to such a litter...

10points

Sara Rodrigues 5 years ago

I don't understand what exactly happened here...

10points

Mimi777 5 years ago

Me neither..

5points

Gin 5 years ago

Could it be the spotof where all these m&ms are falling from?

4points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

m&ms are falling from where they shouldn't be falling, that's all I'll say...

0points

Monica Reed 5 years ago

This looks yummy!

4points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

This person really pulled off the M&M cake.

4points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

I’ve had a few pee’s like that, can’t explain it.

3points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

Oh dear... no. Just... no.

3points

Clowton 5 years ago

Oh cum on

2points

#24

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

145points

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BananaGirl 5 years ago

Help! Elmo is drowning........

52points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

download-3...81882.jpeg

8points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Exactly my thoughts!

3points

Michayla Clary 4 years ago

he is drownin in pee

0points

Dooberman 4 years ago

its from the elmo fire meme Screenshot...5dfb47.png

0points

Francis 5 years ago

he's up to something.. 1_uK7h-5X5...0806a.jpeg

10points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago (edited)

LOL

3points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

I don't know what went down on Sesame Street but it was bad.

6points

Malakai 5 years ago

This one is perfect. Seriously. Look up elmo burning meme

6points

Ella L 5 years ago

So that’s where it came from 😂

3points

ume reid 5 years ago

at least the kid won't remember..

3points

MantisKeeper 5 years ago

a memer made this one

3points

Khavrinen 5 years ago

"My kid wanted Elmo, not the chest-burster from 'Alien'!"

3points

Jessica Cole 5 years ago

This is a stick up! Give me all your presents!

2points

Linda HS 5 years ago

He looks scared...

2points

#25

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

142points

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Trying so hard thinking 5 years ago

I guess this question is asked by everyone who is going through an existential crisis or depression.

63points

Lou Lopez 5 years ago

Or just 2020.

2points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

So, every teenager on the planet.

2points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

soooooo.... me?

0points

More! 5 years ago

I’ve been in labour three times and I can tell you babies DEMAND to be born. You can not possibly keep them in, there is no choice. So yes child, to answer your question, you would have made it very, very clear that you wanted to be born.

5points

Clowton 5 years ago

Teenagers, amirite

4points

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

I feel you, bro....

4points

Robert Thompson 5 years ago

If you did, the answer would have been "NO!"

0points

Sharon Hahn 5 years ago

No one does

0points

RitaGG 5 years ago

Ouch. This one is going to need more than Windex or duct tape to get that hurt out.

0points

Jessica 5 years ago

Reminds me of Broad City... Elana's Birthday episode lol

0points

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

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#26

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Final score:

137points

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Francis 5 years ago

why do the ears and noses look like.. d*cks? :D

57points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Cause you have a dirty, dirty imagination lol.

18points

Abby Not Normal 5 years ago

Because you are horny.

14points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago (edited)

Cause they're head cakes

11points

bryguy 5 years ago

I didn't see it before, but I do now!

5points

Jessica 5 years ago

yea they do... there's no unseeing that! their d**k heads lol

4points

togcrewsc 5 years ago

maybe bc they are...

4points

Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

That's the curse 😬

3points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

why do people comment stupid things? i mean me. i comment stupid things, but yes. they do.

1point

Craymoss 5 years ago

Because the dads are d***s

1point

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Nothing says Father's Day like symbolically eating dad's head.

9points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I never knew that dad head cakes were a thing.

6points

Cami Potter 5 years ago (edited)

Happy anniversary mom, look we got you a cake with dad's face on it!........ also is there a mother version of this?

3points

Monica Reed 5 years ago

LOL🤣

1point

MantisKeeper 5 years ago

WHY?

1point

JessG 5 years ago

Cute though

1point

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

I'm seeing a lot of.. Peach frosting.

1point

Morgan Fairchild 3 years ago

WHERE IS THE UNSEE JUICE!?!

0points

Alla 5 years ago

What is going on here?!

0points

#27

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

136points

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5 years ago

This cake is actually really well made, its just the inside

82points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

ya that- th- th- that's- uh- we don't uh- we don't talk about that-

8points

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

When you eat the cake, careful you must be. For the cake eats back.

11points

Tambot 5 years ago

Love the red velvet inside

7points

Nary Vang 5 years ago

Right? It's so fitting.

1point

Truth Monster 5 years ago

The cake Palpatine has for his birthday(s)

5points

True Blue 5 years ago

Hahahahaha lol

2points

Anne 5 years ago

Not threatening.. just.. well.. red velvet inside is a bit.. much..

5points

ChaiDai 5 years ago

Enjoy me you will

5points

MantisKeeper 5 years ago

this would have been better for the pig cake

4points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Perfect idea!

2points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

Perfect for Halloween parties.

4points

teeshy hedding 5 years ago

omg, someone didnt think that through, lol, amazing cake though!

3points

Gerry Higgins 5 years ago

Looks like an autopsy

2points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Indeed

1point

#28

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

133points

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postboredom 5 years ago

This aint cursed, this is a curse

85points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

This is cursed, that is cursed.. Sorry, Mummy quote. But these cakes are terrifying!!

11points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Why does Donkey look like a man who was turned into one?

8points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Like one of the kids in Pinocchio 15 years later?

8points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Ummm, okaay.

6points

kjorn 5 years ago

i hope it's not for kids because it's terrifying

5points

miten sasmita 5 years ago

They have good skill, but horrendous taste...

5points

Mimi777 5 years ago

It looks like they tried to make the donkey look human.

5points

teeshy hedding 5 years ago

why???

5points

NoodleBear 5 years ago

Unfortunately there’s a lot of talent here but it’s been wasted on these monstrosities

4points

Bruh. 5 years ago

WH- why does donkey have a hairdo and tie??

4points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Does... Donkey have a man ponytail!?

4points

#29

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

130points

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Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

And it's aaaaaaaa.... creme pie...

89points

Ron Alvarez 5 years ago

noooo

9points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Ugh! A really well made cake but the message makes me wanna take a shower, with lots and lots of bleach.

27points

Rissie 5 years ago

That bad?

0points

KeithKoganeForever 5 years ago

Sexist quotes at its finest

16points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

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infinite upvote 5 years ago

Okay, as a nonbinary person I'm not too into gender reveals. But all of that aside- who calls their unborn child a stud muffin? It's creepy

14points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

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Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

Please stop pointlessly gendering everything

13points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

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Nianudd 5 years ago

I'm really hoping this cake is for a swingers party, not a baby gender reveal

9points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

I mean...at least the cake looks delicious. But sexist quote. Also calling an unborn baby a stud is quite concerning...

7points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

How about just a healthy baked good?

7points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

doesnt exist

4points

Jessica Marie 5 years ago

I know it's exciting to find out the gender of your baby. I couldn't wait but ppl take it too far sometimes. Stud is a sexualized term. I've seen Tutus or touchdowns, Rifles or ruffles, guns or glitter. All awful and odd considering the gender reveal is literally just hey this is what genitals by child will be born with. The cake is well done tho.

6points

Boop 5 years ago

UGHHH I HATE THESE

6points

#30

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

130points

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BananaGirl 5 years ago

Plotting his next murder....

54points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Kill you I will

9points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Someone scalped Baby Yoda.

3points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Baby Yoda as a flat top?

3points

Jennifer Cassada 5 years ago

I don't want to go to a bakery where they tell you how many calories are in the cake. Unless it's sugar free or sugarless, then it's got some major calories. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

1point

Sharon Hahn 5 years ago

I agree; if I'm going to eat cake I'm not worried about calories!

0points

Debbie 5 years ago

Oooh, salted caramel cheesecake, right behind you.

1point

Cami Potter 5 years ago

snorted when I saw this

1point

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

Wouldn't expect to see that in a 'professional cake shop' but then again, looking at the other masterful examples...

1point

Jus 5 years ago

I love it.

1point

Panda with Heart 5 years ago

So cute and evil. The perfect combo

1point

Linda HS 5 years ago

Baby squish Yoda??🤷‍♀️

1point

#31

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

129points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

WTF, what is this monstrosity.

144points

True Blue 5 years ago

Idk but we need to burn it then bury it the burn it again just to be sure then bury back up

31points

Bill 5 years ago

The middle has a mayo based dip. This is from the 50s

15points

NMN 5 years ago

I'm hoping it's just a savory pie that someone put in the wrong post

8points

Seabeast 5 years ago

It looks like one of those awful "recipes" from women's magazines of the 1950s and 60s.

5points

More! 5 years ago

Frankfurts halved on the outside, pickles on top. Gods know what the filling consists of, probably some kind of dip.

4points

Janelle Collard Premium 5 years ago

Some preggie woman has cravings?

3points

Hannah Marshall 5 years ago

Hot dogs and gherkins

0points

Anne 5 years ago

It's not a cake.. it''s a potato salad or russian salad made to look "fancy"

15points

Jon Sleeper 5 years ago

This looks like something out of those brand-named cookbooks from the 60s or 70s.

10points

Rose the Cook 5 years ago

For the expectant mother craving both picles and cake?

10points

JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

How do you even eat this??

5points

Brock Davis 4 years ago

you don't.

0points

Carlota 5 years ago

I would eat that

3points

Nik Never 3 years ago

The only reason you would ever eat something this disgusting is if you're literally about to starve to death

0points

Hollie Newton 5 years ago

I'd eat it 😋

3points

Nik Never 3 years ago

Quit Lying

0points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

I bet its a keto cake.

3points

Oskar vanZandt 5 years ago

Definitely a 70s picnic recipe throwback... or throw-up.

2points

ume reid 5 years ago

eww. maybe the dog will have it?

2points

#32

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

127points

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postboredom 5 years ago

What's the context behind this? Good or bad?

34points

Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

There was a cake, so good no matter what.

12points

True Blue 5 years ago

Maybe if you had cancer for eg and you got better that cake could be sent to a loved one about saying like it's over ect ect but bad if you got sent that cake and a note said like we are breaking up ect ect

6points

bryguy 5 years ago

Both

3points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

well there's a smiley face, so... bad?

2points

Santhe van der Meulen 5 years ago

The smiley indicates "good" ;)

2points

Hannah Marshall 5 years ago

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Olivia Masterson 5 years ago

I'd be dancing with joy to get that. One more idiot out of my life.

-2points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Cake for Frodo!

2points

Maggie Dinzler Shaw 4 years ago

A Roy Orbison cake?

0points

Lisa Shelton 4 years ago

Could be a graduation cake

0points

Brock Davis 4 years ago

What a nice way to end a relationship.

0points

Diana Dodd 5 years ago

Hummmm . “Break up cake” ... cowardly but cute.

0points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

Cheerful...

0points

Amanda Hunter 5 years ago

Is this for new years?

0points

Kahna Wanna 5 years ago

YES!!! A Break Up Cake!!!!

0points

Octavia Hansen 5 years ago

Maybe the pregnancy test was negative . . .

0points

#33

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

124points

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Jeremy 5 years ago

he looks like he ate all the other gizmos

84points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Lol, so true!

2points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Wow... the fur looks really good... don´t see it as a fail...

7points

ChaiDai 5 years ago

Don't eat or feed after midnight

7points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

eyes make him look stoned

6points

STRANGER THINGS fan 5 years ago

not bad

6points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

The human eyes are very unsettling.

4points

Tambot 5 years ago

I'm impressed!

4points

Jamie Solt 5 years ago

Good execution honestly

3points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Nice eyes but not nice eyes

0points

CR Harvey 5 years ago

Creepy eyes.

3points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

So this is what happens when you feed it after midnight?

3points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Even worse than it turning evil or whatever...

2points

#34

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

123points

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Steve Onyx 5 years ago

Hulk smash!

49points

postboredom 5 years ago

More like hulk smashed

15points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Hulk slop

6points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Hulk smash! the cake and make it into cake pops

3points

Steve 5 years ago

Only if he isn't wearing pants

1point

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

The Incredible Lump

7points

Anonymous 5 years ago

The incredible hunk

-2points

Mark 5 years ago

What would happen to most people unfortunate enough to be exposed to gamma radiation!

3points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

The incredible bulk

3points

Carlota 5 years ago

Flubber looks so happy

2points

ume reid 5 years ago

someone tried..

2points

Soro Doeth 5 years ago

The only way this hulk threatens me is by causing me diarrhea.

2points

kjorn 5 years ago

Hulk has no neck

2points

Slune 5 years ago

The Golem!

1point

creative panda 5 years ago

Hulk smashed.

1point

#35

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

115points

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Nary Vang 5 years ago

How to traumatize your child...LMAO 😂😂😂

75points

5 years ago

Oh the gore

9points

True Blue 5 years ago

It's a murder scene!

6points

Panda with Heart 5 years ago

You would be sad to if someone hacked off your feet!!

4points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

That's funny. Did you know the game was made after an actual person named Kirby.

3points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Did they have to make it look like Kirby just got his feet amputated?

3points

Ryleigh 5 years ago

die!

3points

Mude Jusgrove 4 years ago

im insulted

1point

Hinata Hyūga 4 years ago

NUUUUU WHY DID YOU MURDER MY PRECIOUS KIRBYYYYY

0points

Brock Davis 4 years ago

Does no one realise that they put LIQUID in a cake?!

0points

#36

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

111points

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JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

I can relate 😂

63points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

At least you won't have to share the cake.

9points

Sophia Krause 5 years ago

Felt that one-

5points

Evil Queen 5 years ago

Introvert life: Tired of being alone but you wanna be alone? Yeah, sure. Just be alone!

5points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Technically there's thousands of microbugs that live all over us so you're never really alone.

4points

RitaGG 5 years ago

It's not too late to change your mind!

3points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Maybe eating less cake would help that...

3points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

Maybe get a smaller cake next time?

3points

Raven 5 years ago

I can relate...oof

3points

FireStone Beware 5 years ago

same

3points

#37

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

111points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Sadly, this looks like a cake I'd give to someone to apologize

43points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

If you think your stupid, you're not. Stupid people don't know they're stupid.

5points

Mark 5 years ago

Would be more poignant if it was spelt wrong ;)

3points

Brock Davis 4 years ago

yuo're rihgt.

0points

Clowton 5 years ago

I wouldn't do this -- I'd be in perpetual cake debt

3points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

Stoopid.

1point

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

A gift from me to my teachers

1point

Sharon Jackson 3 years ago

Maybe stupid but a good cake maker!

0points

Savita Belle Thorpe 5 years ago

Ohh, poor person...

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 5 years ago

it'll take a lot more than cake

0points

#38

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

102points

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Nary Vang 5 years ago

Cameras adds 10lbs - cakes add 40lbs and distorts your body in places you didn't even know you had.

71points

teeshy hedding 5 years ago

An E for effet

5points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Hannah is Montana

4points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Hmm...maybe make the face bigger? Anyway, this 9-year old will be traumatized. Especially if there's a party...

2points

HigherthantheSky 5 years ago

Just like all the great photoshop edits

2points

QueenoftheSquids 5 years ago

Did you know that Hannah Montana was originally gonna be called Alexis Texas

1point

Killboy XGaming 5 years ago

Eat the vag

0points

I RECORD STUFF 5 years ago

Hanna be lookin a lil different

0points

I RECORD STUFF 5 years ago

Hanna be lookin different....

0points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

AAARGH!

0points

#39

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

99points

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teeshy hedding 5 years ago

what?

43points

Denise Ghilino 5 years ago

Bad translation of "eat my shorts"????

30points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Eat pant

9points

Soodney 5 years ago

eat P A N T

3points

Funtime Freddy 4 years ago

eat pant

1point

adds 5 years ago

E A T P A N T

1point

VANILLA 5 years ago

I believe the correct term is “Eat my shorts”

11points

Boop 5 years ago

i cannot breathe

6points

bryguy 5 years ago

"I want a bart simpson cake" "yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Okay, and I want it to say 'eat my shorts'" "yeah yeah yeah yeah anything else?" NEXT!

5points

Lea Springstead 5 years ago

I read this as "eat paint" but with a missing "i"

4points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Off brand Bart simpson

4points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Lol eat my shorts I'm gonna say this from now on

4points

Seymour Heiney 5 years ago

Bart’s has a rough childhood.

3points

Samantha Robinson 5 years ago

will shorts do instead? I'm on a diet.

3points

Big Blue Cat 5 years ago

Maybe it's to-do list... for a dog

3points

#40

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

97points

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Elli Rahim 5 years ago

This is the Wurst of the lot!

148points

PandaJon 5 years ago

Frankly, I've seen wurst!

12points

True Blue 5 years ago

Ahahahaha that's a good one

3points

Donny Gerdes 5 years ago

Brat, looks good 🤪

1point

Water Bottle 5 years ago

You’re the wurst

1point

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Khavrinen 5 years ago

AAAaaahhhhhh!!!! My wiener's on fire!

6points

Ellaphant 5 years ago

I can smell it

4points

The lion tamer 5 years ago

I really hope it's for a dog.

4points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

We nerds baked you a cake...

4points

postboredom 5 years ago

Who loves sausages this much?

3points

Go Hawks 5 years ago

This and the other hot dog one should be in a book of things never EVER to do!

2points

ume reid 5 years ago

dog food?

2points

MRS FLASHMAN 5 years ago

What is on the inside?

2points

Slune 5 years ago

More sausage I guess!

2points

Francis 5 years ago

you can't be sure that this is not a cake until you cut it!

2points

#41

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

34points

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Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Peppa d*ck???

23points

Tambot 5 years ago

Long dong peppa

5points

JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

Ruined childhood

5points

Wendy Lam 5 years ago

Lol Peppa pig dong?!

0points

Linda HS 5 years ago

I wanted to say the same...🤦‍♀️

0points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Look! It's the Noo Noo!

0points

#42

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

33points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Are the post-cake activities supposed to be hotter than hell?

6points

Francis 5 years ago

i should give this to my ex :D

1point

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

Get the hell out of that room (pun intended) and call the bomb squad!

0points

#43

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

32points

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Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Not a fail... whoever made it should be proud :)

20points

littlesaresare 5 years ago

Furby looks so depressed about being eaten. :(

6points

BananaGirl 5 years ago

The cake isn't actually that bad, what it's based on is downright creepy

4points

5 years ago

when you get your dream toy and your annoying brother cuts it in half

3points

KeithKoganeForever 5 years ago

It looks so sad.....

0points

#44

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

32points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

I would like to get this one

12points

Francis 5 years ago

me too!

2points

@Daisychain 5 years ago

Oh! I thought that said third birthday, and I was like, well that makes sense, but then I read it a again and it is 33rd... OkAy

0points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

my first thought was he's cutting the pony in two

0points

bryguy 5 years ago

Why is the frosting words on the pan and not the cake...

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Not enough room on the cake.

1point

#45

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

31points

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JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

Oh well. We're all going to go to hell anyway

7points

Jeremy 5 years ago

wow what have you done?....

2points

BananaGirl 5 years ago

Good luck with your devil child

3points

Francis 5 years ago

that's one way to summon the devil :D

2points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

With cake? It's the only way that matters

0points

Denise Ghilino 5 years ago

Damian's birthday cake.

0points

JessG 5 years ago

Someone is turning 666 years old?

0points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

I actually lol'd at this. Juxtaposition of cutesy colours and the number associated with evil is 100% hilarious.

0points

#46

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

31points

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Mimi777 5 years ago

I don’t think this one is bad unless I’m missing something

20points

John Smith 5 years ago

Some people hate others for the cartoons they watch.

6points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

The brony thug or the % thing.

1point

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

He's a brony- I guess that's it

0points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

He is 30 lady. It's bad. After 25 it's all bad. Very very bad

-2points

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M O'Connell 5 years ago

I didn't get anything nearly this cool for my 30th

2points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Nice cakework.

2points

thepinkrobot 5 years ago

It's not bad... it's just... Brony-ish

-3points

KeithKoganeForever 5 years ago

30% awesome 70% just sad

-3points

#47

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

30points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I remember I was at a restaurant years ago, and I overheard someone ask a server what a crab cake looked like. I'm wondering if this is what they were imagining.

22points

Niamh McVeigh 5 years ago

I've heard of crab cakes, but this just takes the biscuit.

2points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

It's a crab, Suzette...

1point

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

He looks a little crabby he was set on fire

0points

JessG 5 years ago

If it's actually a cake, it's awesome

0points

#48

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

30points

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Francis 5 years ago

(gonna get downvotes for this!) if you're in the US, you give this at the funeral?

17points

Funtime Freddy 4 years ago

I live in the US and I f*****g love this

0points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

a Permit Patty cake?

3points

Lila Nguyễn 5 years ago

Send this cake to 🧅

0points

Elijah Kenny 5 years ago

Pokémon! Gotta call the cops! Pokémon!

0points

miten sasmita 5 years ago

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#49

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

30points

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Khavrinen 5 years ago

"Master has given Dobby a cake!"

16points

True Blue 5 years ago

"Dobby is free!"

5points

NoNameGames __ 5 years ago (edited)

Why is this cursed this is amazing

3points

postboredom 5 years ago

Oh, dobby

1point

STRANGER THINGS fan 5 years ago

DOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0points

Chicago Kitty 5 years ago

If Mr. Burns and Spock's sister had a baby...

0points

Lily 5 years ago

This is cool!

0points

Goldie Novle 5 years ago

........it’s like he’s staring into my soul......... •-•

0points

Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

Dobby!!

0points

#50

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

30points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

in Soviet Russia, the cake eats you!

19points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Oh, I laughed! Thank you!

3points

postboredom 5 years ago

The cake looks really smooth and well-made

7points

Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

Was this Trump's last birthday cake?

6points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Beautiful cake...

6points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

The inside is sawdust and slightly mouldy potatoes.

5points

Eric Mac Fadden 5 years ago

It's empty. Or full.... of hunger...

4points

Anne Bidstrup 5 years ago

Commie Cake!

3points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

A cake for Katya.

1point

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Comrade cake!

1point

Andrew P Jump 5 years ago

*Psss* it's really air inside

1point

#51

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

30points

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JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

kids look away

28points

True Blue 5 years ago

I looked away trust me

3points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

No, the kids need to learn what happens when you eat things that aren't food.

1point

Ryleigh 5 years ago

lmfao!

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Oh, no, poor Pikachu!

5points

postboredom 5 years ago

WTH

5points

BananaGirl 5 years ago

Oops

3points

Francis 5 years ago

truly cursed... WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PIKACHU

2points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

This is the Creme filled cake

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

you do it wrong… i want to go in the pokeball… not the pokeball in me!!!!

1point

5 years ago

Yea nahhh...

1point

JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

omfg

1point

VibingShadows 4 years ago

i'm just gonna pretend I didn't see this

0points

#52

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

28points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Simple and straight forward.

3points

postboredom 5 years ago

The sky (sorry)

2points

CR Harvey 5 years ago

Nuf'n

0points

infinite upvote 5 years ago

Did someone put a cigarette out in that cake where the spot is or something? That would be threatening. This cake is just a friendly little guy

0points

postboredom 5 years ago

That was probably from a hot candle

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Looks like there’s hair in the box. 🤢

0points

bryguy 5 years ago

It's the folding tabs for the sides of the box

0points

#53

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

28points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Cake is cake. Its all good to eat once you can get passed how it looks.

4points

Godzilla 4 years ago

Yes u are

0points

Lila Nguyễn 5 years ago

Alice be like 😐

0points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Excellent lettering though. If this level of effort had been exercised on the cake, this could have been a delight to behold. But sadly, no. It is ugly. Very ugly

0points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

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#54

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

28points

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Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

This is the most American thing I've ever seen.

10points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

And they finally ate the cake somewhere in Setpember...

6points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Someone needs to learn how to spell.

4points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Happy 4 Jluy everyone.

3points

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

Sorry, my dyslexia kicked in.

1point

VibingShadows 4 years ago

You had one job.

0points

#55

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

28points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

I like the details on this cake.

17points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

This is good

6points

Rose the Cook 5 years ago

The best of the bunch.

2points

Mimi777 5 years ago

Kinda cool I guess

2points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Did they repurpose a hotdog bun?

1point

SUMMER WILLIAMS 5 years ago

big bird or flat iron?

0points

Kiss Army Premium 5 years ago

Makes me think of Crow from MST3K.

0points

#56

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

27points

POST

postboredom 5 years ago

It looks completely real

14points

Jeremy 5 years ago

Wow! Nice job

4points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Imagine accidentally stepping into that, and ruining a masterpiece, that would suck!

3points

miten sasmita 5 years ago

What ? This is amazing!

2points

BananaGirl 5 years ago

Brings "it tastes like feet" a whole other meaning

2points

John Smith 5 years ago

Who bakes a shoe? Honestly!

-1point

#57

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

26points

POST

Scagsy 5 years ago

Congratulations... on becoming homeless

7points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Hahahahah...

1point

#58

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

25points

POST

Scagsy 5 years ago

Don't bake me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

4points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

How does this comment not have more upvotes? I'm a sucker for bad puns.

0points

postboredom 5 years ago

What the heck is this?.. Maybe try easier cakes first??

2points

More! 5 years ago

C’mon, it’s The Inedible Hulk

2points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

They've always made those cakes look better on the picture on the pan. Those kind of cakes were HUGE in the 80's. Every birthday party I ever went to had one.

1point

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

Maybe just buy one? LOL

1point

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Hulk or green Grimace? You decide.

1point

MantisKeeper 5 years ago

his chest looks like a nose

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

A cake that would beg you to eat it because it knows it can’t live in that state.

0points

#59

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

25points

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KeithKoganeForever 5 years ago

story of my life

1point

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Nothing really matters.

0points

yes. 5 years ago

anyone can see

0points

#60

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

25points

POST

teeshy hedding 5 years ago

Thats a good cake!

4points

postboredom 5 years ago

Everyone after quarantine

3points

Tambot 5 years ago

That's good!

2points

Your Mother 5 years ago

His brother got so annoying so he decided to shut him up for once and scarfed him down! Mmm...

1point

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Lay off the royal jelly

1point

Funtime Freddy 4 years ago

he does not want to bee alive

0points

Life sucks 5 years ago

"Ya like jazz?"

0points

MRS FLASHMAN 5 years ago

Gonna "BEE" good!

0points

NoNameGames __ 5 years ago

Damn boi he be thicc

0points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Is it the bee from Bee Movie?

0points

#61

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

24points

POST

Sori 5 years ago

Nope

4points

Tambot 5 years ago

Is that a furby?

4points

#62

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

22points

POST

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Spongeblob...

27points

Khavrinen 5 years ago

Scare-pants.

6points

Cuddles 5 years ago

It looks like they did the frosting when the cake was still too warm or they used the wrong kind. XD

2points

kjorn 5 years ago

looks like he got hit by a car

2points

Anne 5 years ago

This one had a heat problem I think

2points

STRANGER THINGS fan 5 years ago

WHAT did you do to him!!!!😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱

1point

Bill 5 years ago

Spongebob Dahli

1point

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

He wasn't ready for this.

1point

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

The birthday kid must have helped with making this one.

1point

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Look.what ocean pollution did to him!

1point

Jurassic luke 5 years ago

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER DA SEAAAAA SPONGEBLOB SQUAREPANTS

1point

#63

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

21points

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Francis 5 years ago

i feel like a therapist should give you this..

3points

Brandy Grote 5 years ago

or just life...

0points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Maybe the label is hiding a "congrats on beating?"

0points

#64

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

21points

POST

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

Talk less... eat cake more...

8points

postboredom 5 years ago

did you just....dont let them know what you're against and what you're for

2points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

...and eat cake...ok

2points

VibingShadows 4 years ago

I should give this to my sister-

0points

Kay Blu 5 years ago

I wish I could send this to my upstairs neighbour who thinks the whole building wants to listen to her c**p music.

0points

John Smith 5 years ago

No u

0points

postboredom 5 years ago

This cake is rude

0points

#65

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

21points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

Stuff of nightmares. Someone needs to fix it in post production before it’s released.

6points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Ever since this cake Suzy often wakes up in a pool of sweat after yet another midnightmare... Mommy...

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

still better than the first movie version

0points

Eric Mac Fadden 5 years ago

Sweet dreams are made of NO

0points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Haha it's the Sonic before they fixed his movie teeth

0points

#66

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

21points

POST

Francis 5 years ago

angry thomas is sick of your sh*t

17points

AJu 5 years ago

I just burst out laughing at the office :D

0points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

The little engine that shouldn't...

2points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Poor Thomas is having explosive diarrhea

1point

Anne Bidstrup 5 years ago

Thomas the Crank Engine...

1point

yes. 5 years ago

im a train with a face and im coming ur way

0points

#67

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

20points

POST

BananaGirl 5 years ago

This is the ultimate cursed cake.

21points

John Smith 5 years ago

No, 2021 will be the cursed cake because of all the stuff that happened this year. A lot more people were alive New Years 2020 so it really was a happy new year.

1point

postboredom 5 years ago

Look away, everyone. Look away

3points

Harley Hoglin 5 years ago

It even looks dirty.

2points

Sue Prewitt 5 years ago

You still think that?

0points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

You know, maybe y2k should have happened.

0points

#68

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

20points

POST

postboredom 5 years ago

Somebody burn this

10points

Savannah Mcquillan 5 years ago

Throw it on a wall!!!!

0points

Steve Onyx 5 years ago

I said David, not Covid!!!

1point

VibingShadows 4 years ago

BURN IT WITH FIRE

0points

#69

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

20points

POST

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Hell YES

7points

juztme 5 years ago

I NEVER got cake when I was on my period.Wish someone thought of that.. ((shows this to bf))

2points

JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

Is a period worth celebrating?...

2points

Jeremy 5 years ago

Ya when u dont want a kid

16points

JuJu 5 years ago

If you are desperately waiting for it...

9points

Anne 5 years ago

Sometimes it is.. after a disease, of if you stop taking pills in hope to get pregnant, or if you REALLY don't want to get a kid.. or maybe if it's the first.. but judging from the rest on the table.. this is for an adult)

7points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

I vote no

2points

Scagsy 5 years ago

This could be an example of extreme passive aggressiveness

1point

#70

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

19points

POST

Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

THIS SUNDAY I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FACE, BROTHER

4points

JessG 5 years ago

This is well done

0points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Hulkamania

0points

Jurassic luke 5 years ago

Carol baskin

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Carol F***ing Baskin actually.

1point

#71

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

18points

POST

postboredom 5 years ago

What is up with THAT face?

6points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

It's common knowledge that the M&M people are vaguely sexual.

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

This one is cute.

1point

VibingShadows 4 years ago

why just why

0points

Smitten Kitten 5 years ago

Corporate cake.

0points

Harley Hoglin 5 years ago

That's creepy. Sexual harassment from a cake.

0points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Eat me, baby.

-1point

#72

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

18points

POST

ChaiDai 5 years ago

Eye DR need I do

9points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Yoda's brother, Doda. Older but less wise. Just wants to be left alone really. Left alone, he wants.

2points

Tambot 5 years ago

Excellent job! Look at that bottom layer

2points

Your Mother 5 years ago

poor yoda got hit by a bus

1point

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

the other layers are fine, they gave up on Yoda

1point

Jeremy 5 years ago

how do they get the ears to stay on?

1point

5 years ago

Looks like he's seen some things...

1point

Hooman 5 years ago

The more I look at it the more intense it gets... Yoda to Storm Trooper to Wookie...

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

looks like a green Walter Matthau

0points

bryguy 5 years ago

He's starting to show his true age of 900 years

0points

#73

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

17points

POST

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Oh I know this one.... this was from Amber Heard to Johnny Depp....

11points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Chances r they both did those things and much more. And they r going to get off Scott free. But then again they r 'celebrities' and people r idiots

0points

#74

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

17points

POST

Truth Monster 5 years ago

Nothing starts a marriage off right like cake toppers of arguably the worst movie marriage ever

20points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

What about the one in Beetlejuice?

2points

John Smith 5 years ago

Some people dress their daughters up like Harley Quinn.

1point

More! 5 years ago

Who are they meant to be?

0points

abn_gator 5 years ago

People want a relationship like the joker and HQ. I want a relationship like Gomez and Morticia Adams

2points

Jessica 5 years ago

Idk why the joker was abusive and used her.... Id much rather have a relationship like the Adams Family as well... Gomez worships Morticia and she allows him to be himself!

2points

Boop 5 years ago

awwww

0points

JessG 5 years ago

This is cool

0points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

BurnIt3-5f...c8d2a5.jpg

-1point

#75

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

17points

POST

Jeremy 5 years ago

his 3rd leg man he has a look on his face ill never see Garfield the same again

6points

NoNameGames __ 5 years ago

That is his tail ... I think

6points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Did anyone love the show as much as I did growing up? The 80's rocked

2points

5 years ago

Whats with that extra hand...

1point

MnM2520 5 years ago

Tail

3points

VibingShadows 4 years ago

AHHHHHHHHH

0points

Your Mother 5 years ago

What's bad about this!?

0points

#76

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

16points

POST

Khavrinen 5 years ago

D'Oh!

2points

#77

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

16points

POST

JessG 5 years ago

What's wrong here?

1point

STRANGER THINGS fan 5 years ago

HUH?

0points

Lilly Rose Poppy 5 years ago

I don’t get it

0points

Marissa Wyatt 5 years ago

i want eat power girll

0points

#78

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

16points

POST

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Sorry I am, shat on your cake I have... look at me not!

16points

Jeremy 5 years ago

Your cake i ate now eat me you must

3points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Yoda + pig = this strange creature

1point

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

That's Yoda's cousin Fred

1point

Rory Ell 5 years ago

diabeatus i have exercise i must

0points

Angrywolf 5 years ago

Joda looks like he has seen the worst this world has to offer, Poor sad Joda.

0points

#79

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

16points

POST

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Next year we'll all chip in and get you an H.

6points

Lila Nguyễn 5 years ago

*wink wink nudge nudge*

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

Shrek is life, Shrek is love.

-1point

#80

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

16points

POST

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Wadda ya mean already eaten once?

4points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Me when I try to cheer myself up with treats

2points

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Cookie monster tossing his cookies

1point

Marissa Wyatt 5 years ago

satan

1point

Your Mother 5 years ago

Yes

0points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Herpes monster?

1point

Hooman 5 years ago

Looks like Cookie Monster had a rough night.....

0points

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

Okay, I give up. What the heck is it?

0points

Janine B. 5 years ago

Cookie monster has eaten some special cookies. :)))

0points

#81

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

16points

POST

Scagsy 5 years ago

ALF. The bastard love child of Chewbacca.

2points

JessG 5 years ago

Who ordered this? Do kids these days even know who Alf is?

2points

Who/what is Alf

-1point

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Hide your cats!

1point

Harley Hoglin 5 years ago

Hay Bart, you remember Alf? He's back, but as a cake.

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Alf

0points

Jeremy 5 years ago

dalph

0points

#82

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

16points

POST

Jeremy 5 years ago

Depends on who the cake is from

9points

kjorn 5 years ago

looks like a cake for the son/daughter from their mother :-)

3points

NMN 5 years ago

I hope so, and it's still creepy

2points

aiyshag 5 years ago

wow!!!!!

2points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

From her best friend

1point

JustCallMeKat 5 years ago

...

1point

VibingShadows 4 years ago

i want to know the context of this

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Keeping things classy.

0points

#83

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

15points

POST

Raine Soo 5 years ago

A bakery near me makes a chocolate cola cake. It is actually quite good.

4points

Jeremy 5 years ago

qhere can i find this??

2points

NMN 5 years ago

I've seen those around here either at Walmart or Pick'n Save (local chain). There's the mini cupcake version too

2points

Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago

I've made soda cakes before, they're actually pretty good.

1point

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

For KYLE's little brother Chad

1point

JessG 5 years ago

Hey, these are yummy

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

better a 7up logo than a Brazzer one

-1point

5 years ago

Errr... cum cake anyone??

-1point

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Listen here you little... don't ruin frosting for me.

2points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

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Khavrinen 5 years ago

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#84

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

15points

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Jeremy 5 years ago

Cake is better than the movie was, why are there so many Bee movie cakes that movie sucked!!!

6points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Run Meredith

2points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

Micheal jackson was going to voice him before Sienfeld got the role. HE HE,

1point

Your Mother 5 years ago (edited)

Wow, Miranda sings in the bee world

0points

#85

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

15points

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Truth Monster 5 years ago

Oh, that's not going to age well

6points

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson… Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo, wo, wo…

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Could’ve chosen a better picture.

0points

#86

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

14points

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tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Finally a cake for me

6points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

The cake for pretty much every teenager ever.

1point

JessG 5 years ago

Mood

0points

Daria Z 5 years ago

Ah I know just the right person for this cake

0points

#87

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

14points

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Sori 5 years ago

Why??? These are just terrifying

1point

Francis 5 years ago

the toys were already creepy af

1point

#88

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

14points

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Jeremy 5 years ago

Proctologist appt

5points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

kinda cute

0points

#89

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

14points

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Anne 5 years ago

is.. this a gender reveal cake

11points

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

I'm betting it is for a Trump voter

13points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Nothing says "my children are my property and not people in their own right" than pigeon hole-ing them before they're even born. I'm off to shower in bleach again.....

8points

bryguy 5 years ago

Nice gender stereotypes right off the bat before it even comes out

7points

kjorn 5 years ago

looks a redneck cake

6points

Nicole Tomme 5 years ago

Why not both?

4points

Koalamonster 5 years ago

Guns that shoot glitter!!!

1point

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

Women shoot guns, my mom at 63 for her restricted gun license before me, (I was only doing it for my resume)

3points

AppleDragon 3 years ago

YES WE NEEDED THIS THANK YOU GOOD SIR

1point

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Okay, for all y'all who were asking what living in a "red state" meant in that other thread, this is what it means.

3points

Alex K 5 years ago

why not both? you can look faboulous and mow people down with your ar15

3points

Boop 5 years ago

I HATE THESE SO MUCH

2points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

UUGGHHH

1point

#90

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

14points

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Malakai 5 years ago

I...I can't even. So much wrong to unpack here, so little time

10points

Coby Mattes 5 years ago

there's a lot to unpack here, but let's just throw away the whole suitcase...

2points

Jessica 5 years ago

MERICA!

1point

Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

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John Smith 5 years ago

Someone didn't read the first part. Unless you're saying he's gonna send his gentleman gravy to Iraq but even that makes little sense.

2points

#91

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

14points

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ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Break-up cake? You can at least yeet it at the person breaking up with you if you're upset about it.....

4points

Michelle C 5 years ago

That's fine....gimme the cake!

2points

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Is it just me or does it look like the white frosting is lit up?

1point

Jessica 5 years ago

How nice to get a cake with a break up...kind of thoughtful. you cant be sad with a pretty cake like that!

1point

FABULOUS1 5 years ago

That's fine, but i am taking the cake with me!

1point

Octavia Hansen 5 years ago

I'm already doing that . . . and we're starting with this cake!

1point

juztme 5 years ago

And does the other person agree with that?? I would send a cake back that says "no"

1point

VibingShadows 4 years ago

harsh

0points

#92

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

14points

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Rory Ell 5 years ago

he took speed

0points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Lightning was never the same after that day...

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Post car crash

0points

Jeremy 5 years ago

close!

0points

#93

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

14points

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postboredom 5 years ago

Is that a pokemon?

4points

littlesaresare 5 years ago

Yes. Chikorita.

2points

SCP-096 4 years ago

sus

0points

It´s kinda cute in a weird way.

0points

#94

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

13points

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Hubertus Touché 5 years ago

Lois??!! Lois??!?! Looooooooois!!!! I can't find my hair...

9points

Your Mother 5 years ago (edited)

Kirby + Family guy =???

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

i'm a jigglypeter…

0points

#95

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

12points

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Your Mother 5 years ago

Otto must have given him "the stuff"

2points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Poor bart

2points

kjorn 5 years ago

at least she or he tried

2points

More! 5 years ago

First thing I thought. Good on them for giving it a go.

1point

Eat pant prt 2

1point

#96

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

12points

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Jeremy 5 years ago

not bad!

2points

Mademoiselle Mirage 5 years ago

If I remember correctly it was for a baking competition so considering the high standard for those.. it's bad But for a home baker it would be really good!

2points

#97

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

12points

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Daune Jaimes Diaz Premium 5 years ago

It's Grimace from McDonalds

2points

BananaGirl 5 years ago

Can anybody tell me what this is supposed to be?

2points

Theresa Hollister-Ball 5 years ago

It's Grimace from McDonalds.

4points

JessG 5 years ago

This is good! What's the problem??

0points

Michelle C 5 years ago

Grimmace!!!!

0points

Rory Ell 5 years ago

it's the man behind the slaughter

-1point

#98

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

12points

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Jeremy 5 years ago

nice try

1point

#99

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

11points

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5 years ago

He looks traumatised

7points

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Well he is easy open

0points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

wasnt wearing his seat belt

1point

Your Mother 5 years ago

Wait, they're gonna eat us!?

0points

juztme 5 years ago

He has seen some nasty stuff in life..

0points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

M&M: Let me out! LET ME OUT!!!

0points

Khavrinen 5 years ago

"Help me, I'm melting!"

0points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Don't eat me, I'm sick

0points

Jeremy 5 years ago

he looks like he's ready to fight back

0points

#100

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

10points

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I'm hoping this was a joke

9points

Anne 5 years ago

If not.. it did have a disclaimer..

6points

littlesaresare 5 years ago

The smaller text is horrifying. Sounds like its time for this person to RUN.

3points

Your Mother 5 years ago

I'd still eat it, don't want to waste cake!

1point

KeithKoganeForever 5 years ago

FBI open up

0points

bryguy 5 years ago

Looks like the spelled "leave" and "dead" wrong so they had to wipe it off and start again

0points

#101

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

10points

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JessG 5 years ago

It's just unfinished

2points

SCP-096 4 years ago

When the Scooby SUS😳

0points

More! 5 years ago

Scooby Doony Doo, looking for you..

0points

More! 5 years ago

Dooby..

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Scooby has had too many snacks, he looks totally spaced out.

0points

Sue Hazlewood 5 years ago

???

0points

#102

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

9points

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Jeremy 5 years ago

the ears....how they stay on??

1point

Malakai 5 years ago

Marzipan + toothpicks or something similar

0points

#103

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

9points

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JessG 5 years ago

Yay??

2points

VibingShadows 4 years ago

burn it with fire

0points

Savannah Mcquillan 5 years ago

BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!🔥🔥🔥

0points

#104

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

9points

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Jeremy 5 years ago

close!

2points

5 years ago

When you take a selfie from below your face

2points

Madison Lam 5 years ago

hey, did they model that cake after me?

0points

NoNameGames __ 5 years ago

AiN’t ThE sHaRpEsT tOoL iN tHe ShEd

0points

#105

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

6points

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Francis 5 years ago

did someone bring this into the white house that night?

3points

Jeff Requier 5 years ago

Seal Team 6 had this before the raid

0points

#106

Cakes-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

-9points

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Niamh McVeigh 5 years ago

I feel that a screenshot of the cake from Coraline is kind of cheating.

30points

John Smith 5 years ago

At this point they've realized 106 is a big number for a clickbait list and either got tired of copying cakes from their Google search or thought most readers wouldn't make it this far.

5points

STRANGER THINGS fan 5 years ago

i still have not watched coraline

0points