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Employees Discover That Their Ex-Coworker Was A Genius Hacker Who Took Laziness To The Next Level
Employees Discover That Their Ex-Coworker Was A Genius Hacker Who Took Laziness To The Next Level
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Employees Discover That Their Ex-Coworker Was A Genius Hacker Who Took Laziness To The Next Level

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Ever met someone too smart for their own good? But not in a narcissistic ironic way? Didn’t think so. This engineer, however, is so clever, he even thought of a couple of ways to enjoy laziness in his office, a privilege people usually earn through hard work. He made it possible using his hacking skills, and the scripts he created were so good, his coworkers even decided to keep them after he quit for another company. Scroll down to learn how the mind of a problem solver operates! (Facebook cover image: Mitch Altman)

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    After his skills went viral, they impressed a lot of people

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    For those intrigued by clever shortcuts in everyday life, there are practical ways to streamline tasks that don’t compromise quality—similar to the smart kitchen hacks shared by home cooks who prioritize efficiency without sacrificing flavor. Exploring strategies that blend ease and effectiveness can be a game changer, much like how inventive cooking tips can transform meal preparation into a more enjoyable experience.

    If you’re interested in how small adjustments can lead to big results, consider diving into more insights on practical shortcuts in the kitchen that emphasize smart cooking techniques.


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    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Ilona Baliūnaitė

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    I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

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    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Ilona Baliūnaitė

    Author, BoredPanda staff

    I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

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    Shana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work smarter, not harder.

    Vesna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first scripts send a message to his wife only when his console is active- means he is really working. And I'm sure she knows about it anyway. I would find it adorable, if my husband wrote such script:)

    Fbomb
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't being lazy at all, it's being very efficient. He obviously has the tools and knowledge to automate simple things allowing him to concentrate on more difficult tasks.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK you. Automating repetitive tasks takes work & skill, but saves time in the long run. Nothing lazy about it.

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    Lena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can relate to this guy. i work in IT myself and as the only girl in my team i always feel like i have to work a bit longer and a bit harder than everyone else. so i figured ..hey.. i could write something to help me detect hwen one of the customers in the buildings has a problem with something. so i did. now everytime someone has trouble i get a small message and head on my way. sometimes i even arrive just seconds after they officially asked for help.

    Serbob
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Since you work in IT maybe you could figure out why your caps lock is broken. (Just joking with you.)

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm being dumb here, but I didn't understand any of that.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are any kind of computer geek, you'd get it. There are many times that I'm down at my husbands work and a coworker will come in with a problem. After 10 minutes of what I can only describe as gibberish, the co-worker leaves. Then he'll look at me and explain in layman's terms what they were talking about. As far as the article, the guy basically programmed his computer to send automated replies by scanning for key words, to automatically tell his wife he would be late if he was still working past a certain hour, to call in sick for him if he hadn't started work by a certain time..and programmed the computer when to tell the coffee maker to kick on and make him a latte...

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds so much like something my ex so would do!

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear god, our coffee machines can be hacked???

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am much more worried about ATMs. A lot of them are still running Windows XP.

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    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a quote that I love, I've seen it attributed to Bill Gates but that's debatable, quote is a life motto of mine now anyway. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." I think it fits this article perfectly

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Bill Gates. Frank B. Gilbreth Sr has the oldest known published version of this quote and its from 1920. Many a great person has used this quote though because it's brilliant. I had the same thought while I was reading it.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very smart. I wish I could do things like that

    Lena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks. i once got asked if i can teleport because he (the customer) literally just sent the notification button seconds before i knocked on the office door. it secretly makes my day when people wonder how i knew there was an error without even asking for help. huehuehue...

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    Алексей Деркач
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Помню как такие меня взломали хакеры , начали написывать с моей страницы моим друзьям различные сообщения, что нужна помощь срочно и тд. Выдурили таким образом более 10000 рублей у моих друзей, было очень стыдно перед ними, что не уберег страницу. После этого начал искать способы как бы это сделать и таки нашел статью про взломы ВК бесплатно https://vk-fans.ru/vk-hacking , тут очень доступно расписаны различные методы взлома, после которых очень трудно восстановить аккаунт.

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    Shana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work smarter, not harder.

    Vesna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first scripts send a message to his wife only when his console is active- means he is really working. And I'm sure she knows about it anyway. I would find it adorable, if my husband wrote such script:)

    Fbomb
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't being lazy at all, it's being very efficient. He obviously has the tools and knowledge to automate simple things allowing him to concentrate on more difficult tasks.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK you. Automating repetitive tasks takes work & skill, but saves time in the long run. Nothing lazy about it.

    Load More Replies...
    Lena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can relate to this guy. i work in IT myself and as the only girl in my team i always feel like i have to work a bit longer and a bit harder than everyone else. so i figured ..hey.. i could write something to help me detect hwen one of the customers in the buildings has a problem with something. so i did. now everytime someone has trouble i get a small message and head on my way. sometimes i even arrive just seconds after they officially asked for help.

    Serbob
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Since you work in IT maybe you could figure out why your caps lock is broken. (Just joking with you.)

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm being dumb here, but I didn't understand any of that.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are any kind of computer geek, you'd get it. There are many times that I'm down at my husbands work and a coworker will come in with a problem. After 10 minutes of what I can only describe as gibberish, the co-worker leaves. Then he'll look at me and explain in layman's terms what they were talking about. As far as the article, the guy basically programmed his computer to send automated replies by scanning for key words, to automatically tell his wife he would be late if he was still working past a certain hour, to call in sick for him if he hadn't started work by a certain time..and programmed the computer when to tell the coffee maker to kick on and make him a latte...

    Load More Replies...
    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds so much like something my ex so would do!

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear god, our coffee machines can be hacked???

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am much more worried about ATMs. A lot of them are still running Windows XP.

    Load More Replies...
    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a quote that I love, I've seen it attributed to Bill Gates but that's debatable, quote is a life motto of mine now anyway. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." I think it fits this article perfectly

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Bill Gates. Frank B. Gilbreth Sr has the oldest known published version of this quote and its from 1920. Many a great person has used this quote though because it's brilliant. I had the same thought while I was reading it.

    Load More Replies...
    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very smart. I wish I could do things like that

    Lena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks. i once got asked if i can teleport because he (the customer) literally just sent the notification button seconds before i knocked on the office door. it secretly makes my day when people wonder how i knew there was an error without even asking for help. huehuehue...

    Load More Replies...
    Алексей Деркач
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Помню как такие меня взломали хакеры , начали написывать с моей страницы моим друзьям различные сообщения, что нужна помощь срочно и тд. Выдурили таким образом более 10000 рублей у моих друзей, было очень стыдно перед ними, что не уберег страницу. После этого начал искать способы как бы это сделать и таки нашел статью про взломы ВК бесплатно https://vk-fans.ru/vk-hacking , тут очень доступно расписаны различные методы взлома, после которых очень трудно восстановить аккаунт.

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