Guy Explains Brexit In 12 Hilarious Tweets And It Will Crack You Up
Brexit has, utterly predictably, descended into farce. The world looks on, scratching its head trying to comprehend what is Brexit really and where is it going, while the British people are formerly known for their stoic pragmatism, engage in an epic episode of national self-harm mainly based on delusions of grandeur, nostalgia for days past and barely concealed mistrust of ‘Johnny Foreigner.’
However, despite the absolute shitshow that is currently unfolding, the Brits haven’t forgotten one of their more positive national characteristics. Bitingly dark and self-deprecating political jokes are a reflex response to the crisis, so while their government continues to blunder from one humiliation to the next, people try to see the bright side by at least laughing about it.
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Hugo Rifkind, son of a conservative politician and columnist of The Times, came up with an amusing analogy written in funny tweets recently, comparing Brexit to a ‘Cheese Submarine.’ The political meme highlights the absurd self-delusion that Brexiters have been engaged in over the past couple of years, and it went viral because it is true, in the tragicomic kind of way that Brits just really relate to.
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The responses to Rifkind’s cheese puns were even better though. Everyone loves the best puns, don’t they? Cheese and its many different varieties lend itself well to a social media showdown, and ricotta say, the people behind these hilarious tweets didn’t disappoint!
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What do you think Britain should do to solve the Brexit impasse? Leave with no deal? Accept Prime Minister Theresa May’s ‘Brexit-in-name-only’ deal? Hold a second referendum? Or just call the whole thing off? Let us know in the comments below!
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Grate! Now I'll be singing the "We all live in a yellow lump of Brie" for the rest of the day, thank you. :D
Interesting tweet thread, mildly amusing. However Ligitas Nefas you can go and play in traffic. "British...engage in an epic episode of national self-harm based largely on delusions of grandeur, nostalgia for days past and barely concealed mistrust of ‘Johnny Foreigner.’". Don't throw generalized insults around when 48% of the voting population did not want this. Frankly its incredibly condescending. So I will say again you smarmy arrogant twit: Go play in traffic, take a long walk off a short plank and generally just p**s off.
@Alexandru Bucur I'm sorry, did the UK p**s in your coffee this morning?
Load More Replies...The good and the sad thing about democracies is that you must not overrule the people. Even if they are utterly stupid. And this makes Brexit very hard to chew. Whatever happens next will be bad for everybody. Brexit? No-deal brexit? Brexit-exit? In the end, at least some people will get more radical, will spread more hate. you just can chose which group it will be.
Living in Britain's premier submarine building community I fully support the cheese submarine - would keep our local industry busy for a while.
Load More Replies...What i find laughable about most posts to do with brexit is the idea that people think the EU would let us have anything OTHER than a cheese submarine! It is in their interest for us to be seen as having no alternative than either forget the idea or accept our fate in our submersible tube of cheese. We were always going to be worse off initially, otherwise what is to keep other frustrated nations in? It is perfectly possible for the UK to survive and flourish outside the EU. Other countries do it quite easily.
The wisest and truest comment here. Hats off to you, good Sir.
Load More Replies...Brexit is like a bad marriage. You know that you shouldn't have even dallied in the first place, and that the commitment was a huge mistake. But you feel that you're too heavily invested now to pull out. The thing is, it's only going to ever get worse and worse the longer you leave addressing the problem, and it's going to cost more and more... Wake up Britain, and divorce Brexit. Otherwise it's only end in tears, indignity, ruin, and humiliation...
Britain is the 5th largest economy in the world so being in the EU is not all bad, Brexit is like a guy going through a midlife crisis who now wants to sleep with other women but still expects sex with his wife, his logic being that she said he's great in bed but fails to see that he's the one that changed the relationship dynamic not his wife/EU, who he now thinks is being unreasonable.
Load More Replies...You can disaBrie but you Gouda appreciate the humour. But they are Cheddar off without the EU.
I take it Hugo is not a fan of Brexit or May. The fact is, Brexit is a far different concept than a cheese submarine and the majority want it, so get on and do it, that's how democracy is done.
The E.U. is fundamentally undemocratic. I could give lots of examples why, but I can't be bothered. However the clearest examples are how they've treated the Greeks and the Catalonians, also how they've handled the UK's desire to leave; complete disbelief, then trying to threaten us and then trying to frustrate the process at every turn. I don't think it's wrong or unnatural to want to be ruled by people you vote for and who are part of your community (in the biggest most inclusive way). The people who actually make the rules in the E.U. are not elected by us and do not have our best interests at heart. This is my personal view. I completely respect anyone who has another view... but don't you think that if you hold a vote, in a democracy then the result needs to be respected?
The EU was sold as being beneficial for us customers. We would profit because taxes on import and export would lower significantly. A car in Germany would cost the same in the Netherlands. Petrol would be sold at the same prices through all of Europe. Imported food and drink would become cheaper. That didn't happen. Instead the Economic Union is transformed into an institution that dictates how we must live our lives. This bureaucratic institution costs the taxpayers billions . And a lot of these billions are wasted on excessive wages and shady declarations that are paid without any questions asked.
Load More Replies...Grate! Now I'll be singing the "We all live in a yellow lump of Brie" for the rest of the day, thank you. :D
Interesting tweet thread, mildly amusing. However Ligitas Nefas you can go and play in traffic. "British...engage in an epic episode of national self-harm based largely on delusions of grandeur, nostalgia for days past and barely concealed mistrust of ‘Johnny Foreigner.’". Don't throw generalized insults around when 48% of the voting population did not want this. Frankly its incredibly condescending. So I will say again you smarmy arrogant twit: Go play in traffic, take a long walk off a short plank and generally just p**s off.
@Alexandru Bucur I'm sorry, did the UK p**s in your coffee this morning?
Load More Replies...The good and the sad thing about democracies is that you must not overrule the people. Even if they are utterly stupid. And this makes Brexit very hard to chew. Whatever happens next will be bad for everybody. Brexit? No-deal brexit? Brexit-exit? In the end, at least some people will get more radical, will spread more hate. you just can chose which group it will be.
Living in Britain's premier submarine building community I fully support the cheese submarine - would keep our local industry busy for a while.
Load More Replies...What i find laughable about most posts to do with brexit is the idea that people think the EU would let us have anything OTHER than a cheese submarine! It is in their interest for us to be seen as having no alternative than either forget the idea or accept our fate in our submersible tube of cheese. We were always going to be worse off initially, otherwise what is to keep other frustrated nations in? It is perfectly possible for the UK to survive and flourish outside the EU. Other countries do it quite easily.
The wisest and truest comment here. Hats off to you, good Sir.
Load More Replies...Brexit is like a bad marriage. You know that you shouldn't have even dallied in the first place, and that the commitment was a huge mistake. But you feel that you're too heavily invested now to pull out. The thing is, it's only going to ever get worse and worse the longer you leave addressing the problem, and it's going to cost more and more... Wake up Britain, and divorce Brexit. Otherwise it's only end in tears, indignity, ruin, and humiliation...
Britain is the 5th largest economy in the world so being in the EU is not all bad, Brexit is like a guy going through a midlife crisis who now wants to sleep with other women but still expects sex with his wife, his logic being that she said he's great in bed but fails to see that he's the one that changed the relationship dynamic not his wife/EU, who he now thinks is being unreasonable.
Load More Replies...You can disaBrie but you Gouda appreciate the humour. But they are Cheddar off without the EU.
I take it Hugo is not a fan of Brexit or May. The fact is, Brexit is a far different concept than a cheese submarine and the majority want it, so get on and do it, that's how democracy is done.
The E.U. is fundamentally undemocratic. I could give lots of examples why, but I can't be bothered. However the clearest examples are how they've treated the Greeks and the Catalonians, also how they've handled the UK's desire to leave; complete disbelief, then trying to threaten us and then trying to frustrate the process at every turn. I don't think it's wrong or unnatural to want to be ruled by people you vote for and who are part of your community (in the biggest most inclusive way). The people who actually make the rules in the E.U. are not elected by us and do not have our best interests at heart. This is my personal view. I completely respect anyone who has another view... but don't you think that if you hold a vote, in a democracy then the result needs to be respected?
The EU was sold as being beneficial for us customers. We would profit because taxes on import and export would lower significantly. A car in Germany would cost the same in the Netherlands. Petrol would be sold at the same prices through all of Europe. Imported food and drink would become cheaper. That didn't happen. Instead the Economic Union is transformed into an institution that dictates how we must live our lives. This bureaucratic institution costs the taxpayers billions . And a lot of these billions are wasted on excessive wages and shady declarations that are paid without any questions asked.
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