67 Funny Tweets That Only Book Worms Will Understand

drugs are bad

So, so evil...

Lol!!!

But, a book runs out of story. We need a book with endless stories and endless batteries!

when my favourite characters die i actually start crying

''Hello, I'm sorry Mr.Bishop! I can't come at work today! I just ended reading a good book and I'm not feeling very well...'' ''Oh my God, Marcus! Of course! Take a three-day paid leave too!'' ΧD

Lol xD

Clever!!!!

Me too!

I tried to get my mom to read my favorite book, but ended up reading the whole book to her :/

I'll go back to reading non-Kindle books when they make them in a way that I can carry 150 of them in my jacket pocket.

Omg:)

Those who makes unpunny puns will be taken to Isengard!

Hahahaha but honestly, this bookworm had been sleeping for years until I got the first Potter in my hands...

"Never judge a book by THEIR cover"....

My dream job :))

yes.

Trywizard tournament will have more visas on it!

Oh i see what you di there ;)

You don't even need hands to write these days.... Speech recognition technology + a proofreader you can trust can replace your hands.

The street lights were our night lights that lulled us to sleep.

Same id read instead of work

😅

Lol dem grammar issues

Well played, kid! WELL played!!! ΧD

La loca de los gatos, I CRiED. Newt was my fave!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LOL!!!!

Wa ha ha haaaaa.

"... To fit me" L. Carroll

I do dat all the time

Oop

LMAO!!!

Hopefully the barista pronounces it right!

All my dreams started from books... Horse, bow...

ROFL

*I only enjoy people IN books* ;-)

REDWALL STAHP

*Eye wink* ;-)

Well, maybe if some of you read the book first...

R.I.P. Romeo.... XD

*shivers*

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE-

OM U GOT THE BOOKS WRONG

I really want to read this book.

Keith- *pulls out a book* what is this

Yep

Dude.... You should be ashamed of yourself.

Lol

Many people seem to actually buy books by colour in order to use them for decoration.

*peridot voice* is this a weapon?!?!?!!

OMG!!!!! So...um...descriptive???

SQUAD GOALS

Guy next to you: "Shhhhh. After the film".

Lol

Same thing but im the mom and my friend is "me"

:""""""D

what the dickens!!!

oh the humanity!

NEED this. makes me wonder which books would get a 0% and which would get 100%

My enemies are people who don't like to read. You, sir, are one of them.