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People Needed To Screenshot These 45 Hilarious Texts So The Internet Could Laugh Too
When I was in middle school, texting with my friends was one of the most exciting activities I could imagine. I had just gotten a cell phone, and I was thrilled to be in constant communication with my classmates. My messages were often meaningless and silly and always punctuated by smiley faces made of colons and parentheses.
Today, I do much less texting for fun and primarily do so to communicate with my partner during the day or let him know I’m on my way home. But thankfully, not everyone’s texting conversations are as boring as mine. We took a trip to r/texts and gathered some of their most hilarious screenshots down below. So enjoy reading through these messages that probably weren’t intended for our eyes, and be sure to upvote all of your favorites!
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#1
Husband Gets Poetic When He’s Tipsy
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#2
Car, I'm Gay
_-DungeonKeeper-_ 2 years ago (edited)
"No I mean come out to go into the car so we can go to the store" Go into the car so we can go to the store, I'm gay
#3
Random Texts From My Husband
#4
Peepee Poopoo
#5
Meirl
#6
Not Necessarily Fake But I Felt This Is The Best Sub To Put It
#7
My Teenage Daughter Thought She Wanted A Phone…then Dad Happened
#8
You Are A Bold One
#9
Text From My Sister
_-DungeonKeeper-_ 2 years ago
I have some unique insults. I am stealing this. Now my list is "I hope you have tiny bits of eggshell in your omelets for the rest of your life," "I hope a thousand snakes erupt from a fissure in the ground and melt your kneecaps," and this.
#10
Bet He’s Glad It Wasn’t For Him
#11
I'm All Ears
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Today I learned there's a website called Pun Bible! I just pray my father never finds out about it. :)
#12
Not Like That
#13
Lightly Fried Fish Fillets
Upstaged75 2 years ago
This one has been around as long as cell phones have been able to text. Still funny though.
#14
Drunk Texts From Derrick Never Fail
#15
Asked My Boyfriend A Question I Saw On Here This Was His Answer
#16
Mood
#17
BF Took A Wrong Number Text And Ran With It
#18
BF Went On A Boys Trip, I Got This Text In The Morning…
#19
Oops
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
The younger generations are so much more conscience of their surroundings, understanding what it means to interact with such a variety of living creatures. As a Boomer, we started out so strong, but then just stopped. I have greater faith in the younger generations.
#20
So My Neighbor And I Both Had Mouse Sightings This Week. Here’s How Our Landlord Responded
#21
A Conversation I Had With My Cousin A Little While Ago Before A Family Dinner
#22
Told My Mom I Was Depressed The Other Day
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Ya see, I got this life insurance policy on him, and it'd be cheaper than a divorce. Oh, wait a minute, that's my story.
#23
I Hate My Dad
#24
Jabbacado Toast
Dread Pirate Roberts 2 years ago
Lol I have a feeling this happens a lot. I am very impressed with that Jabbacado though
#25
My Boyfriend Is So Romantic!
#26
I Told My Dad I Was A Lesbian Today
#28
Accidentally Told My Boss To "Come Grab My Meat" Instead Of My Wife
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I'm lying on a medical table and the young technician comes to my side and says, "Here, I'll get you off". Hell, I nearly rolled off the table laughing. He's clueless, but then he gets my reaction and says, "guess I'll be rewording that in the future".
#29
I Am Both These People
#30
My GF While The Plumber Was Over
#31
My Boyfriend Responding To His Own Message Lol
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Okay, I'll admit that back in the day of land line ans. machines, I'd leave myself reminder messages, but in a conversational way. My friends thought I was mad.
#33
Sent This To My Dad A Couple Of Years Ago. Still Makes Me Laugh
#34
My Wife Doesn't Understand When I Tell Her My Brother And I Do Keep In Touch
#35
Texts From My Mom (59) Bullying Her Cat
#36
My 12 Year Old Thinks He’s Funny
#37
My Dad When I Text Him Pics Of His Grandson
#38
My Ex Texted Me While I Was On Edibles
Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 2 years ago
Doesn't matter if you were on edibles or not. That is the perfect response.
#39
Girlfriend’s Dad Spam Texting Me After Beating Me In Chess
#40
My Fiancée Roasted Tf Outta Me
#41
Oof…love You Too, Dad
The explanation 2 years ago
I read this like the dad called the kid and accident at first 😭 I think they mean the actual picture though. I hope
#42
Text My Boyfriend Sent Me
#43
What The Hell Is This Guy Talking About
#44
My Brother Sent A Nice Photo Of His Afternoon To The Family Group Chat And My Dad Immediately Annihilated Him
#45
My Mom Replied To Her Own Text
#46
I Found My Old Phone From Middle School And Can’t Stop Laughing
#47
My 11 Year Old Niece Finally Got A Phone
Norm Gilmore 2 years ago
Every, and I mean every chain mail message goes in the bin where it belongs because I'm about to receive millions of dollars from a Prince in Nigeria....
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