28 Best Worst Failures By Employers Hiring

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Well he seems to like you

I'd have replied "Thank you, I appreciate you giving me a heads-up!" with the full thread . And let him figure out that you knew. Idk maybe you are a nerd but he's definitely an ASS!

HEY! Being a nerd is something that I am very proud of and you should be too.

I think that it is cute

Both jobs involve cutting dead bodies...

This concerns me....

Accidental dark comedy plot

Nope to the Nopeth power.

Exactly what are they serving at Moe's?

you cant love it if your a mindless robot

*would HAVE missed. I'd love that job, honestly.

I'm wondering if the typo/grammatical error in the fourth bullet point was intentional -- people who didn't catch it wouldn't be welcome. I'm also wondering if the fifth bullet point is a shout out to some people on the (autism) spectrum, suggesting that this might be a job where they could shine.

I like it! It's accurate about exactly that position. All you need to know if you want to apply. And a lot of people like working alone and a "robots" and then chill in their spare time..

Clearly they are looking for a person with autistic traits for a task that this kind of person would appreciate. I don't see anything wrong with it.

Just a guess: when you are making a search engine, as for a database, there needs to be a code word which the computer will know means 'zero' or 'nothing there'. It is usually 'null', but some companies have a person with the surname Null, so it has been changed in this case to jeffrey

Even if this was true, why not just simply say, “We decided to go with another candidate”? That’s a bonkers explanation.

But what if you spell your name as Geoffrey ?

They already have a Jeffrey and can't figure out how to handle a Jeffrey 2?

UHHHHH wtf???

AGAIN, HOW DOES THIS S-H-I-E-T FLY PAST PEOPLES HEADS.

Maybe the usual experience requirement is much higher at such position. I often see position descriptions where there is 10 and more years requirement.

My son had the same trouble. Graduated last year with an industrial engineering degree. He said there were no jobs out there. Being that I would eventually like him out of our house (but hopefully living close enough to come over for dinner a few times a week...) I checked employment sites with him. Holy crap. EVERY job asked for experience "7 years of plastic manufacturing" or a bunch of specific certifications to a particular job. The few that didn't need experience said that over 150 people had applied... Thankfully, he got a job in Civil engineering, but still not in his major. Hey, at least he's employed in a troubling time when many are not.

Perhaps they were meaning only 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 didn't need the experience, but you have to have it :3

2 years are like you have only basic knowledge. I don't know how this is a failure? Do you expect to apply for a developer and still don't know how to code?

"Bunch of clowns" is the most constructive feedback they should expect.

HOW DO PEOPLE NOT NOTICE THESE THINGS.

Who is in charge of writing these things

screw you is the feedback im gonna give em

My Feedback: Why should I give you feedback if your feedback will never come because you said you couldn't give individual feedback...oh shoot, this is feedback. Please respond with some feedback if you have read my feedback. Thank you! (sorry for such a long feedback)

It's really nice of him to put all the giant red flags out in the open for everyone to see.

Don't write anti-offer letters while drunk

It's always good when a company state their culture policy during the recruitment process.

Why censor this when it's something he proudly published to get attention? Give him the attention he deserves, not the one he wanted.

It’s not unprofessional at all to know what you’re worth, he just would prefer you didn’t. Dude, who hurt you?